Chapter 24: You're a Locomotive
Zhou Xu's temples jumped suddenly.
Damn, what is he not good at, why should he watch Jiang Wan!
It can be called the eye of Medusa, and whoever sees it will be unlucky!
He laughed dryly, "I wiped my hands with leaves, for fear that a hand of blood would scare everyone." β
Jiang Wan maintained that innocent look and smiled at him, although this smile was gentle and shallow, Zhou Xu's heart beat faster.
What tricks does she want to play?
In the speechlessness and confusion of everyone, Jiang Wan suddenly stood up with a smile, turned the lens of his follow-up machine, and directly faced the forest and beach behind!
In the live broadcast, I saw two staff members, holding two rabbits with their legs and feet tied, sneakily getting on the speedboat.
All:......
Barrage: Ξ£ (γ£Β°ΠΒ°; )γ£
The whole live broadcast can be faked, and you can directly exchange the slaughtered rabbit!
The bald director's heart clicked, and he felt that his life had been reduced by another three years.
The barrage was crazy, half of it was shocked that the program team was fake, and half of it was Zhou Xu's fans who were jumping and insulting.
[Lie down in a big groove! ] γ
[This, this is a fake? γ
[What kind of demon are you doing at night!] γ
[Passers-by said that Jiang Wan was right this time, the program team was indeed fake]
[Can you believe what the night does? Can't you see that she doesn't work by herself, and she is still jealous of Zhou Xu's work, blind]
[Very good, night, you completely offended Zhou Jiafen]
Whether it is a guest or a netizen, at this moment, they are all stupid by Jiang Wan's sassy operation.
Netizens don't know whether to scold the live broadcast room for fake first, or whether to scold Jiang Wan for backstabbing the program team.
[I feel that Jiang Wan doesn't have a grudge against the program team, she has a grudge against this circle, and she wants to blow up the entire circle......]
Jiang Wan's innocent face throughout the whole process, Zhou Xu couldn't get off the stage anymore, his face was completely red, and even the roots of his ears were so red that they could drip blood.
He really didn't expect that Jiang Wan would be like her, and she would expose such a thing?!
Quiet, silent.
Everyone was stupid and forgot to break this embarrassment for a while.
Jiang Wan asked curiously as if nothing had happened, "What are you going to do with this rabbit meat?" β
Again the crowd: ......
Help me!
Jiang Wan's parents cultivated a freak like Jiang Wan under what kind of time, place and people!
No one dared to speak, even Sang Yanyan, who had never been able to suppress her emotions, suppressed it this time.
Crazy, she's a madman!
In the embarrassing silence, in the end, it was Lu Zheng who saved the scene, "Bring me the rabbit meat, Zhou Xu, you go to the beach to deal with the fish." β
Lu Zheng's words are more exciting than the emperor's amnesty to the world.
Zhou Xu ran away like a fish, and several other female guests were afraid of being targeted by Jiang Wan, so they hurriedly said that they would go to the forest to pick coconuts, and they all slipped away in a blink of an eye.
Jiang Wan sat on the beach, blowing the hot and humid sea breeze, looking at Lu Zheng's side face as he was cooking seriously.
The insults on the barrage were endless, and Jiang Wan was still adding fuel to the fire.
"Brother Lu Zheng, you see that they are so sensible, they are all gone, just the two of us are left, let us cultivate feelings."
Lu Zheng: ......
He pretended not to hear, and Jiang Wan continued, "Why don't you ignore others, everyone is injured, and their throats hurt so badly, just chan is still talking to you, you are very locomotive!" β
Lu Zheng again: ......
In order to talk, she even used the Wanwan dialect.
βHi? Hello? Nice to meet you? How are you?β
As soon as her voice fell, the barrage filled the screen with question marks floating again!
Who, who else, has seen a female star who is more crazy and nervous than Jiang Wan in internal entertainment?!
Absolutely nothing!
γGroove Groove Grooveγ
[Jiang Wan, you have a set of hanging men]
[It's the first fucking time I've seen a female star hook up with a male star in elementary school English on a variety show]
[Sister, be more restrained, you can't cover the smell of your commotion (smile)]
Lu Zheng was stunned by her English just now, and cut vegetables to her nails, but fortunately she didn't use force just now, leaving only a white mark.
He slammed the knife on the board, his tone suppressed anger, "Can you shut up?" β
Jiang Wan pursed her lips, looking like she was about to cry, "Why are you bullying people so loudly, people, people just want to talk to you......"
No matter how much Lu Zheng likes beauties with big breasts and long legs, he has no interest in Jiang Wan now.
Noisy and nervous.
"Shut up!"
He couldn't control himself and wanted to use the knife in his hand to dismantle Jiang Wan into eight pieces!
Lu Zheng's face was gloomy and gloomy, he raised his hand and pinched his eyebrows, kept taking a deep breath, and silently said in his heart, here is the camera, here is the camera, you can't lose your temper, calm down, calm down!
Jiang Wan sniffed, looked at Lu Zheng with deep clarity and puzzlement, and saw that he didn't look at him, so he immediately pretended to be greatly wronged, turned around and ran away crying.
γβ¦β¦ What do you say about this meeting?
[When will Jiang Wan get out of this program group, I'm tired of scolding]
[I remember that although Jiang Wan did it before, it wasn't like this]
[Yes, I really suspect that she has a mental problem]
Jiang Wan also felt that if she continued to act, she would have a mental problem.
She ran fast, followed the photographer carrying the machine, failed to catch up with her, and suddenly her mind was hot, thinking, this little green tea will not seek death, right?
Jiang Wan hid in the woods, took out her mobile phone, and called Shao Dingan.
The bald director only cared about telling her in the morning, and forgot to put away her mobile phone.
"Leader, how about the matter I asked you to check last night, is it easy to solve?"
Shao Dingan snorted, "You don't believe me so much, she is illegal, I can solve it with my fingers." β
"I know, don't be in a hurry to expose it first, you can help me do these two things first......"
Hearing the footsteps outside, Jiang Wan lowered her voice, quickly finished her instructions, hid her mobile phone, and posed.
The photographer finally caught up with her with the machine and finally caught her, and the shot was that Jiang Wan looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and was sad.
[Silly B, I'm damn it!] γ
[What era is the signature action, Jiang Wan, you are a post-00s, I think it is a post-1900s]
[Really brain-dead, really mentally retarded, really stupid B]
Barrage unscrupulously sarcastic and abusive, Jiang Wan wiped the tears that did not exist in the corners of her eyes, puffed up her face, and puffed out angrily, "They asked you to call me back for lunch?" Hmph, I'm not going back! β
The photographer was speechless, "...... No one called you, I came here because I had to film you the whole time, otherwise I wouldn't be paid. β
The barrage laughed like crazy.
Jiang Wan was not embarrassed at all, but pursed her lips and found a step for herself with a little shyness.
"Brother Lu Zheng's face is still so thin, I'm embarrassed to say that you want me to go to dinner!"
Photographer:?
Barrage:...... Xiu'er?
So, an hour later, when everyone's meal was almost done, and Jiang Wan, who was about to start, was about to start, and no one paid attention to Jiang Wan, he walked back again.
Everyone habitually ignored her, and at this time they didn't know that the next lunch was even more chaotic than last night.