Chapter 5 We're Professionals
"Sure."
It should be so concise, "The peach blossom village eighty kilometers away." ”
The driver, "Well, you can actually take the subway, taxis are expensive." ”
The main driver is a real driver, who is very good at saving people money.
However, she smiled, "Thank you for your kindness, but we're in a hurry to eat." ”
"I see, then don't worry, I promise to send you to your destination as soon as possible."
Before the words fell, the driver stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed out with an arrow off the string.
Ying Rugui looked confused, "Sister, aren't we participating in the show?" How do you go to the feast? ”
If memory serves, their family has no relatives in Pick Flower Village.
Then again, where is Peach Blossom Village?
PD little brother had a bad premonition in his heart, and his intuition told him that the young lady was going to make trouble again.
"You'll know when you get there."
It's okay not to say this, but as soon as I said it, everyone's hearts suddenly looked like a kitten cub with bright paws, scratching their hearts and lungs with curiosity.
However, curiosity is useless, Ying Ru's mouth is as tight as a clam shell, no matter how Ying Rugui and PD plead, she doesn't say.
The main thing is to keep your mouth shut.
Fortunately, the distance of 80 kilometers is not far, and they arrived at Peach Blossom Village in less than an hour.
As soon as the car arrived at the entrance of the village, the sound of gongs and drums reached everyone's ears.
Listen carefully, there are suona, cymbals, gongs and drums and so on.
But that's not the point, the point is that the music of these instruments together is actually a special mournful music.
PD,“??? Sister, let's have a white seat? ”
"Yes!"
After paying the fare and getting out of the car, Ying Ru led two small attendants to the door of a large country villa with white flags and wreaths at the door.
Seeing this, the faces of the audience and the staff of the program team in the live broadcast room suddenly became strange.
"Could it be that this family also has wanted criminals?"
There are no wanted criminals, but there is no one to cry and mourn.
Almost as soon as they appeared at the door, a man in a suit with an anxious face walked briskly.
"You were introduced by Lao Wang?"
His eyes fell on PD's camera, and the man frowned, "Why is this still with a camera?" ”
"I ······"
"Forget it, this is not important, five hundred yuan, you want to cry touching and cry until the banquet opens, do you have any problems?"
After the three of them looked at each other in a daze, they nodded in unison.
"I can."
The promise was too refreshing, but the man hesitated, these three people really didn't look like they were crying professionally in terms of age and equipment.
"Are you sure you can cry?"
"I'm talking ugly about the front, if the crying is not satisfactory to the master's family, I will deduct the money."
Ying Rugui and PD retreated, but Ying Ruyi confidently swore and promised, "Rest assured, I promise to satisfy the main family." ”
It's not good to cry and cry, she can save the lives of the Lord's house and guests.
Hearing her words, a smile appeared on the man's face, "Just have your words, go, I'll take you in to change your equipment." ”
"Holo."
At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room who listened to the whole conversation finally reacted after realizing it.
"Little sister is crazy, isn't she?! She's a big beauty and she actually ran to cry and mourn?"
"I'm Nima...... This development is really unexpected, I thought they were here to make money."
"Crying and mourning, did you make so much money? After the family is finished, I want to change careers and cry and mourn."
"Change it, it's not me who blows, it's really profitable to do white things, and there are also big stages for red and white ceremonies, at least a few thousand starts at a time."
"Family, I have some suspicions that they can't cry well."
They who were suspected of crying badly should be like this, and they wore filial piety cloths under the leadership of men.
should look left and right, and there is pure stupidity in his clear eyes.
Seeing that someone was putting on makeup, he leaned over to the man and whispered, "Brother, how can there be singing here?" ”
"The main family invited to sing Magu's birthday."
When he said this, the corners of the man's mouth twitched, and he was speechless.
It should be like this, they were almost shaken numb, and at the funeral, they asked the troupe to sing Magu's birthday or something······ It's that they don't know, yes.
"You don't care, it has nothing to do with you, you are only responsible for crying and mourning."
Ying nodded, "No problem, we're professional in crying and mourning." ”
As she spoke, she added, "Brother, don't you take care of the meal after crying?" ”
When she came in, she saw that the table prepared by the main family was quite standard.
Big elbows, beef, mutton, chicken, duck and fish, king crab, Australian dragon, etc.
When you see it, you are hungry.
"Eat directly after crying, rest assured, the amount is full."
The man smiled, led them to the assembly line, and told them again, "Cry well, start the banquet after crying." ”
"Hmm."
Ying Ru wiped his face, his eyes turned red, and the expression on his face became extremely sad.
Immediately there was a smell of dead people in the family.
Ying Rugui and Wu De, who found a place for the camera and put it in the team, and Wu De, who returned to the team, also changed his expression.
The former's lips trembled, his eyes were red, and he looked like he was about to cry.
It's just that the sadness in his eyes is a little worse.
Wu De didn't know what he had in mind, although there was no expression on his face, the emotion in his eyes was in place.
The audience in the live broadcast room, and Lin Dayou, who followed them all the way and is now guarding the door, felt that they were not good when they saw this scene.
Nima, is this okay?
The man was also stunned by the change of faces of the three of them, and muttered, "Hey, don't say it, the professional is different, okay." ”
After a few more words of advice to the three of them, he turned and left to pull the head.
The lord asked for at least thirty people to cry, and now there were still about a dozen left, and he had to get them together.
Within five minutes of the man's departure, he led in with a dozen or so people.
Among them is Lin Dayou.
Seeing him, the corners of Ying Ru's mouth twitched.
This person also realized that after entering the mourning procession, he came to her and asked in an almost breathless voice, "Is it really just a simple cry?" ”
Feeling the violent energy factor in the air, he should stop talking as soon as he wanted to, the expression on Lin Dayou's face changed, and he trembled his lips as if he was dead, "Don't scare me." ”
"Steady."
Ying Ru gave him a firm look, "Everything has me." ”
Lin Dayou, "!! ”
To tell the truth, he was so panicked.
With so many people, if something happens······
Forget it, trust her!
The first person to accuse them, they have no other way but to believe.
At this moment, the person in charge received a hint from the master's family.
He was whispering something to the troupe, and he hurriedly ran back and said to the group of people who were in charge of crying and mourning, "You guys are ready, it's time to start." ”
Hearing this, the uncle and aunt in the lead immediately knelt on the ground, leaned on their stomachs, and howled at the top of their throats.
"Hey, my uncle! Why did you leave all of a sudden~~~"
The cry was high, with a trilling note at the end, and the sad atmosphere came out at once.