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The reincarnation of the world is all mortal,

Only for the sand or broken silver.

Banquet guests Zhu Lou,

The little devil is dressed as a god.

The king of the locust tree is drunk first,

How do you know the blood stains under the bed?

Leaning on the sword and slaying the dragon flower falls,

It's hard to see the person who was in charge at the beginning

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I'm a stonemason Liu Bancheng.

Before the crossing, I was the owner of Tianyi Culture Media.

I said it was a media company, but in fact, I was the only one inside and out.

However, although the company is small, the business is very busy, and you can't imagine how busy it is.

In the morning, before dawn, I had to get up to watch the sunrise, take pictures of the streets, and buy tofu.

In the morning, while working, watching videos, and making albums, all of them are albums of beauties who have already matured.

At noon, cook, eat fish in sauce, and post pictures.

In the afternoon, I sold goods with my daughter-in-law and chatted with the rich women in the group.

I chatted about a lot of topics, and the old men in the group couldn't interject a word at all.

At night, before it gets dark, I start carving the monument. Because carving monuments is the company's main business.

Silly and la, straight to the sparks, a meal of operation to make a disgrace.

After the engraving, before people came to check out, I launched a red envelope in the group in advance.

Although the distribution is only a fraction of the day's income, it is always to adjust everyone's appetite first.

And then send it, see that everyone has come out to grab the red envelope, I will say, "This is the money for the inscription!" ”

As soon as they heard that they were robbing the money for the dead to engrave a monument, they all said, "You can pull it down, in the middle of the night, such a red envelope, will it not be in the future."

Robbed!

But I know that these rich women have memories like goldfish, no more than 7 seconds, and when they wake up, these people forget about it!

The next night, it was correct.

Thinking about it, I think life is quite interesting.

However, the work of carving monuments is not a joke.

That day, I took a job. A local, who has been developed for more than 40 years, wants to express his respect for his ancestors.

The phone called, saying that he wanted to erect a monument to the family's shadow grave.

The Shadow Tomb is the tomb of the earliest ancestor of the family. The other party reported his name, negotiated the price, and hung up the phone.

I'm a person who has work in my hands and never sleeps overnight, so I finish carving the tablet if I'm greedy!

After carving the stele, give out red envelopes according to the custom, close the shop and fall asleep!

But I didn't expect that I couldn't get up on the kang the next day.

His back was like an iron plate, and he couldn't turn over, and his spine hurt when he moved.

My daughter-in-law has never seen me sick, so she told me to hurry into the city and get better as soon as possible.

I am the pillar of the family, and I fell down in my thirties, no less than the sky of our old Liu family collapsed.

In the provincial hospital, I queued up, registered, and took a film, and the doctor said that there was no problem.

I changed hospitals again, but I still didn't see any problems, but my waist couldn't stand up.

So I went to the third hospital.

After watching the films of the first two hospitals, the old doctor looked at my eyebrows again and said: Judging from the films of these two hospitals, there is really no problem, and we must trust the judgment of our doctors. ”

Seeing that I was uncomfortable and unwilling, I said, "In this case, I will write you an address, and you can find this person to have a look, maybe he can cure you!" ”

As soon as I saw that the place where the doctor had written was behind our town, and that I had heard of the man I was looking for.

I knew right away!

So I was ruthless and took a taxi directly from the provincial capital back to the town.

The car ran wildly all the way, bypassing the town, getting off Tun'er, turning left, right, right, and left.

It took more than half an hour to turn into a small courtyard.

The small courtyard is surrounded by pines and cypresses.

An old man with a white beard held my hand, stared me in the eye and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"Whoever owns a stationery store." My daughter-in-law said.

The old man shook his head.

I leaned over my daughter-in-law behind me. Said to the old man.

"I'm a stonemason, and I carve monuments."

The other person nodded straightly.

"You carved a monument yesterday, and you carved the wrong name for someone."

"Hurry up and go back and re-engrave a piece for someone."

The old man's eyes were staring straight at me, and there was no doubt about it.

Thinking in his heart, it was impossible, but he urged the car to rush back.

As soon as I entered the house, I first dialed the phone number of the southerner, who seemed to have lived in a foreign country for many years, and his accent no longer had any trace of our locals.

After the conversation, my head began to sweat.

That's right, as the old man said, it's the name that is carved out of the problem.

The surnames of the ancestors of their family are correct, and the characters in the middle are homophones.

This old man is really a god!

Then what are you hesitating about, since you are wrong, hurry up and change it for others.

Despite the terrible back pain, I still managed to re-engrave the monument.

Sweating profusely, I was busy until the middle of the night.

Next, according to the old man's arrangement, everything was handled properly.

I thought I would get away with it. But when I woke up the next day, I found that everything in front of me had changed!

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On the vast prairie, the wind is cold, and the smoke and snow blow people's faces painfully.

In front of my eyes, there were tents like yurts everywhere.

Bands of spear-armed and armour-clad soldiers marched through the tents.

I looked down at myself, and I had changed into coarse cloth clothes. Touching his head, he was still wrapped in a thick towel.

"Come, come, come, man!"

Not far away, a man younger than me, taller than me, and dressed in armor, was waving my hand and calling me over.

I got up and walked up to this man, and I wanted to reach out and shake him, but this man ignored it, but his big eyes stared straight at me, and said,

"I'm the guard in front of General Xiucheng's tent, you've been here for almost half a year, and you still don't know me?"

"It's been half a year, where is this, how did I get here, what does your golden lock have to do with it?"

"I'm your boss, you, called Liu Bancheng, can cook, can carve, talk in dreams, can't hide secrets in your mouth, can't hide things in your heart, right?"

"You are in the Great Yan Kingdom of our Jin Dynasty. I rescued you, can you remember? ”

I didn't react, I knew I was talking about myself, but I didn't know how to answer this person.

The man went on to say,

"But your boy's life is good, the general has taken a fancy to you, let you be his man! Okay, don't be stunned, let's go into the big tent and attend the meeting! ”

Attending a meeting?

Where is this?

I never talk in my dreams, I only cook "big pot rice", and I don't dare to cook for any general!

General, in my opinion, it should be a high-ranking official, cooking for a high-ranking official is not a joke, if you don't get it right, you will lose your head, and let me attend the meeting?

I followed behind the goldlock guard and pinched my cheek hard.

Eh, it really hurts, it doesn't seem to be a dream.

In a large, tall and wide tent, steaming, the generals were sitting around the fire, listening intently to a man listening to him.

This man looked to be around 30 years old, 180 years old, wearing gold armor, and with a dignified appearance.

His voice was very loud, and the general meaning of his speech was that he was going to have a banquet for a court dignitary tonight.

Before the banquet, we will visit the newly completed memorial hall and listen to the opinions of the generals in the audience.

I didn't expect that the ancient army was still more democratic.

Unexpectedly, as soon as this person spoke, the first person to raise objections was the guard Jin Suo sitting next to me.

He jerked to his feet, startling me, and I almost sat down on the other end of a bench.

Unexpectedly, although the person of Jin Suo is young, he is articulate. He said:

"General, the memorial hall, you must not let Luan Shanyi and them visit!"

"Why?" The man in the middle asked. It seems that this person is General Xiucheng.

"Why! General, are you pretending to be confused or are you really confused! ”

"Have you forgotten that this memorial is a memorial or something?"

Eh, a guard dares to talk to the general like this, either this person has a background and a backer, or he has an unusual relationship with the general, or in other words, this general is generous.

Sure enough, the general was not angry, and he was also straight to the golden lock guards.

"Commemorate or something, do you still need you to teach me, ah! This is my memorial to the shame of the Great Yan Kingdom. Our army was slaughtered by the Liang army in the Shangliao area and buried more than 700,000 soldiers alive. I, as well as you, must firmly remember this shameful war history, and not only that, but I also want to warn the whole army not to forget the national shame and kill the enemy to serve the country! ”

The general waved his arms and was emotional.

I looked up and saw that Jinsuo's face was flushed.

It seems that the general did not understand his intentions.

"Yes! General, you're right! ”

"But what I want to say is that in the history of this shameful war, there is one person who he least wants to see, and we don't want him to see it."

"I know, who is the person you are talking about, he is Luan Shanyi, the court lord who is about to come to our border to inspect"

The participants immediately understood the reason for the dispute between the two people.

Because, in the Jin Dynasty at this time, there were five relatively powerful countries, among which the self-proclaimed boss was Yan Guo, who served as a general, and the second was Liangguo, a neighbor less than a thousand miles away.

Before I crossed, the two countries had fought a war in the Shangliao area.

In that battle, the Yan army originally took advantage of the time and place, and it can be said that the victory was secure.

But it was precisely because of this Lord Luan Shanyi Luan that he repeatedly slandered in front of the king of Yan and persuaded the king to change generals on the spot, which led to a mistake in the command of the battle and a great defeat at the Liang army! More than 700,000 lives were all buried in the Shangliao area.

This Luan Shanyi is the initiator of this humiliating battle.

It is really inappropriate to let such a person participate in such a memorial.

But the general said with a serious face,

"This, I don't need you to say, I know better than you."

Jin Suo had already sat down, and when he heard the general's words so lightly, he stood up again.

I was prepared and didn't let myself lose my temper on the other side of the bench.

"Hehe, I know that Luan is the sinner of this national shame. and let him see the iniquity he had made. He's not embarrassed, we won't let it yet! Hundreds of thousands of lives are planted in his hands, and once the brothers get excited when they visit, who can control the scene? ”

Besides, knowing that he was a guilty man, he asked him to visit such a memorial as the first stop of his tour. If you don't think about it, people will think that they deliberately embarrass him, and they do it intentionally, and it's strange that they don't play you when they go back! For this reason, I said, General, we must not make trouble for ourselves! ”

Everyone nodded, feeling that what Jin Suo said was indeed true.

The general looked around at the crowd and looked up and laughed.

"I said Golden Lock, Golden Lock, I owe you to me for so many years. You, you really underestimate Lord Luan! ”