331.The Time to Dream of the Adventures of the Happy Stick Has Arrived-Plus [7/15]
(For the "Chen Wenjun 2" brother [2/5])
"! How did I hang up? How did it come without warning! ”
In the bedroom of Happy Bang's house, Brother Bang, who was leaning on the head of the bed in a sweatshirt and beach pants, took off his game helmet with a blank face.
The helmet shows that his character has completed the "first embrace" and his own heir is too injured, causing his vitality to be transferred to the heir, and the vitality will naturally hang up when it reaches zero.
It stands to reason that this is unlikely, after all, the happy bar is the one who dominates the first embrace, how can it still be "sucked dry" by the heirs?
But the problem is that Baozi, the game helmet doesn't lie.
He is currently unable to log into the game, and the 72-hour countdown to the resurrection of the dead has begun to count, so it is clear what is happening. This idiot was only watched a cutscene CG when he was first embraced by Murphy before, and he didn't really understand the principle of "first hug".
Actually, it's not just Happy Bars, but the current little players don't quite understand the inner logic of this ritual that is very sacred to vampires.
To put it simply, there is a "strong and weak" difference in this thing, Murphy's strength is much stronger than that of small players, and naturally it will not be counterattacked, but the strength of Brother Bang and Melia Corlando is just the opposite, although he started to support, he is undoubtedly on the weak side.
"Damn, I'll just say this feature must not be finished! It's definitely a fucking half-baked product! The result was released.,Ah,The damn development team is really harmful! Lao Tzu didn't have to die. ”
Frustrated, Happy Stick threw his helmet on the bed and ran to the balcony to light a cigarette.
In the game, it will be midnight, but in reality, it is early in the morning, looking down from the balcony on the 27th floor of Brother Bang's house, the whole city is in the busiest time of the day, and the scene of the busy traffic is emotional.
"Let's go have a meal first, and then go to the forum to report this vicious bug!"
Brother Bang put out the cigarette butt in the ashtray, went back to the house, took a shower, then changed into loose clothes, went out for breakfast, and called Meow to complain.
After hearing that Brother Bang also hung up for bizarre reasons, the anger in Brother Woo Meow's heart suddenly went to ninety percent, and the feeling of being unlucky alone and two people being unlucky is of course different, in this regard, Brother Meow did not hide his schadenfreude in front of Happy Stick, and made Brother Bang's angry teeth itch.
But soon it was gone.
This isn't the first time they've hung up, and any good or bad experience will be boring once it's too many times.
The two brothers comforted each other and made an appointment to go fishing together in two days, the city where the two of them are located is not far away, and there is just a lake area in the middle, anyway, it will take three days to resurrect the right to be an old brother to exchange feelings offline.
"Well, do you think it's possible that the two of us have strayed into an undeveloped advanced area or a specific scene?"
On the phone, Brother Meow proposed a new possibility.
He stretched out his voice and said to Brother Bang:
"Whether it's the kind of subspace evil that I came into contact with and killed instantly, or the 'first embrace' request you encountered, this should theoretically belong to the game content that has not yet been opened, and we shouldn't be exposed to these at this stage.
It is possible that the development team ran the program in that specific area to do the test, and the two of us accidentally entered it, which caused the accidental death of the two of us. ”
"Huh? That's a bit of an interesting statement. ”
was stunned for a moment while drinking the happy stick of eight-treasure porridge, and then thought about it along this line, he said:
"In other words, the maze technique we encountered halfway through is actually a different form of 'air wall'? I'll just say how could a maze technique of no low level suddenly appear in that large clearing.
Maybe that's what the development team did as a 'test area boundary'? ”
"Well, that makes sense!"
Brother Meow also felt that his guess was very close to the truth.
He said:
"And you said that you found a clue about the Old Sect Holy Blade, or did you give you a whole set of seven pieces of information, how could the development team of the chicken thief be so generous? This kind of treasure hunt reward is a Seiko Commander-level Faith Holy Blade task chain, and it is generous to give at most one at a time, right?
They really have similar design resources, and they can't squander them like that.
So I think the two of us must have run out of the map', strayed into someone's testing area and brought something out.
, aren't we stuck with a bug?
Do you think the information you have obtained will be withdrawn, causing the Holy Blade Treasure Hunt quest chain that has already been set off to be abandoned? ”
"Well, probably not."
Brother Bang hesitated a little, he thought for a few seconds and said:
"It's not our fault, if they really circled the place for testing, then the air wall or something should have been added a little tighter, and as a result, the broken thing was washed away by us two by one, which is obviously a mistake on the part of the development team.
In this way, I will go to the forum and ask Fa Ge later.
However, according to the previous practice of the development team, the information we got will not be recovered, and they will not hide their mistakes, do you remember that when Brother Mudhead and Shovel triggered the hidden mission to save people, the development team did not design the corresponding reward after they finished it, and as a result, they also asked Lumina about the on-site custom reward?
To be honest, they are quite open in this regard. ”
"That's what I said"
The cautious Brother Meow was still a little worried, and he said:
"I'll give you feedback on the situation first, you eat first, rest for a while, and I'll call you when there's news." By the way, are you sure you had a successful initial hug before you went offline? Do you have an heir of your own? ”
"Hey, I guess it worked."
Happy Stick put the last mouthful of porridge into his mouth, touched his belly and wiped his mouth with satisfaction, and happily settled the bill, and on the way back to the community with a swagger, he said to the curious meow:
"It's not that the task didn't trigger the prompt, and I don't know if the task was completed, but before I hung up, I could obviously feel that there was something more in the character interface, but I was kicked offline before I could take a few more looks.
You say, if this is indeed a bug, will the development team take back the side plot of my heir?
The two sisters are not ordinary people.
Those are the two daughters of the Greyclaw leader Korando who died at our hands before, and they have a big head. ”
"So, it's the enemy who killed his father?"
Woomeow's tone became strange, and he said:
"I don't understand the perverted gameplay of your vampires, but I always feel that if the two of them are really like this, you better take it easy, and be careful of being wiped by someone in the middle of the night."
"Hey, I'm afraid of a hair, one life in three days!"
Brother Bang laughed, chatted with Woo Meow a few more words and hung up the phone, and when he got home, he planned to take a nap.
During this time, he has been playing games in black and white, although the powerful function of the game helmet allows him not to lose his perception of night and day, but this long-term rhythm of life in the virtual world still makes Brother Bang a little uncomfortable after returning to reality.
In the same way that jet lag is required to travel far away on a plane, Bang Ge feels the need to adjust his perception of the real world through a short but satisfying sleep.
Pouring himself a cup of yogurt, he sat on the couch and turned on the TV to watch sports, only to lean his head back on the couch and snort after a few minutes.
I slept soundly.
But the problem is that I started dreaming as soon as I fell asleep, and the dreams were very bizarre.
Happy Bar felt as if he had traveled into a woman's body, vaguely like he was watching a black-and-white mime that belonged to someone else's life from a first-person perspective.
From his point of view, he saw that "himself" was born into a medieval "godfather family".
Her father is an underground tycoon in a bustling small city, busy fighting with his peers all day for turf, and her mother is not with her father out of love, it is just a "bonus" of a robbery in her early years.
But in my heart, although my father did not have much affection for my mother, he did fulfill his duties as a husband and father.
Although the family often had to hide from their enemies and move back and forth, riding a horse-drawn carriage to and from the country roads in the unsettling darkness of the night.
But whenever he had the chance, her father would put aside what he was doing to guide her and her sister in reading, writing, and practicing swordsmanship.
This continued until she was twenty years old, when her father's "business" suffered a major setback, and the newly enthroned king began to attack the Black Zone in order to secure his rule, and her father was almost killed by soldiers in the street, and his family was reduced to a homeless situation.
She remembers very well that one evening, her injured and disabled father left the bridge where they were hiding, and he returned at midnight, as if he were a completely different person.
Not only has her physical disability recovered, but she can still see the blood in her father's eyes in the dark night.
She remembered that her father had told her that he had sold his soul to the devil in exchange for the family's former glory, and she did not understand what he meant at the time, but soon the family's life was not only back to its original trajectory of prosperity, but even better.
In less than five years, her father became the underground godfather of several surrounding cities, and it was only then that she heard the name "wolf venom" from his father for the first time.
The dream is here, and Happy Bar already senses that something is not quite right.
He struggled in the dream to get rid of this terrifying "memory", and this struggle also affected the continuation of this dream, and its time advance accelerated sharply, and the time that followed turned into a frozen picture flashed in front of Brother Bang's eyes.
The final picture stays in a bleak night, the blinded "self" lies helplessly on the ground waiting for death, and beside him is a tall man with a mouth full of blood.
It was the picture of Happy Stick completing its first hug two hours earlier.
This directly scared the happy bar to stand on end.
The 1.8-meter-tall man jumped up from his sofa and kicked over the yogurt cup in the corner of the table, causing the milky liquid to splash everywhere.
"! ! What the is this! ”
Brother Bang stood barefoot in the living room with his head in shock.
The TV in front of him was still playing a recording of a ball game, and the sun was still shining outside the window, but none of this could soothe the panic in his heart.
He's sure there's something wrong with that dream he's just had!
That's not a dream!
It was the life of Melia Corando, the first child he had just embraced in the "game", like an open picture scroll for him to browse, and there were no secrets hidden in it, even the face of a boy Melia had a crush on when she was twelve years old was clearly seen by Happy Bar.
He knew that he had just encountered a "supernatural event", and after slowly calming down, the angry Happy Stick rushed into the bedroom and put on his helmet and went to the forum.
He is a person who lacks a sense of security in his personality, and after encountering all these inexplicable situations, he just wants to ask the development team of "Real Otherworld" for an explanation!
What the hell are these bastards stuffing their heads?
If they don't give themselves an explanation, don't blame him for finding a way to "defend their rights".
However, he sent a private message to the administrator Alpha in the forum but did not see a reply, and just when the happy bar was in a hurry, Fa Ge's assistant "Xiao Cui" took the initiative to send him a message.
Assistant Xiaocui: [Dear little player, what happened to make you so angry? Did you encounter something unhappy during the game? 】
Happy bar on board: [You still have the face to ask!] 】
He angrily told Xiao Cui everything he had just encountered, and the latter did not reply for a long time, and just when Brother Bang was about to lose his patience, Xiao Cui responded:
Assistant Xiaocui: [You know, the 'Bloodline Contract' function of the vampire race's characteristic gameplay is still in the works, right? 】
Onboard Happy Sticks: [I know! But why do you guys. 】
Assistant Xiaocui: [Since you know that this is an unfinished function, why did you ignore the security risks to complete it when you and Meow King climbed over the normal game area, entered the 'test zone' that you shouldn't have entered, and intervened in this imperfect story process without permission?]
Of course, I'm not pointing out your mistakes, dear little players, I'm just telling you that this is the main reason for the situation you're currently experiencing.
If you've carefully read the gaming headset instruction manual issued by the development team, you should know that our headset uses the most advanced brainwave sensing program to give players a 100% realistic gaming experience.
If this kind of program that works directly on the brain cannot be guaranteed to be 100% safe, the development team will never implement it into the game.
But the problem is that you 'accidentally' got involved in a feature that hasn't been fully tested two hours ago.
The memories of the NPC that appeared in your dream are the stories of the characters written for her by the AI, which are shared with your memories through brainwave sensing.
From a functional point of view, this is not a serious problem.
As long as you don't continue to log in within seven days, it will gradually be forgotten by you, well, the professional is coming, let him explain it to you. 】
"Toot"
The chime sounded in Bang Ge's game helmet, and he noticed that Administrator Alpha, who had not replied just now, was online, and sent him a private message.
Brother Bang clicked on it and took a look, and suddenly his blood was half cold.
Alpha: [it!] I'll just get some sleep, how did you and Brother Woo Meow make such a big deal?
What the hell are you two doing, I was just called to the development team with a confused look and scolded. It is said that the test they have been preparing for half a month has been disrupted by you, and the data that came out of the program is now 'tainted' and has to be redone.
The apes who were forced to work overtime again were going crazy.
The situation on Brother Woo Meow's side is okay, it's nothing more than cleaning up his interference data and running the subspace chaos psionic program again.
But you this
I just looked at the background logs.
Your unexpected intervention this time will cause the two NPCs of the Korando sisters to be permanently deleted, along with the plot line of "Wolf Poison Remnant", which has been designed by the planning team, otherwise it will cause a series of bugs that we cannot predict. 】
Onboard Happy Bar: [??? Am I to blame? Brother Fa, you don't know how miserable I am! I'm starting to have weird dreams, I just dreamed about Melia Collando's life! I thought I was evil, I was scared to death! 】
Alpha: [Oops, it's said that it's an unfinished function, and we can't predict what the consequences will be, so don't take advantage of the bug It's not for fear that you will break the server, it's really for the sake of your mental health.]
Or otherwise?
I'll seal your login privileges for a week, do a check in the background, and then unlock it for you after confirming that there is no problem.
You have to report to me regularly every day this week about your situation in the real world, and if there are any sequelae, you must tell me in time.
The medical team is also preparing to set up a file for you to observe for a long time. 】
Onboard Happy Bar: [Can't play the game for a week?] There's no need, in fact, I suddenly feel that it's not that serious, it's just a dream, isn't it just a dream? 】
Alpha: [That's not going to work, we have to make sure that every tester is mentally and physically healthy, I've consulted with the medical team, and you'll have to be off the internet for at least a week in this case.] 】
Onboard Happy Stick: [Okay, does that meow need to be observed for a week?] 】
Alpha: [His problem is not as serious as yours, after all, the program he intervened in does not trigger brain wave interference, so he can do it after three days]
Happy Bar on Board: [But he's also involved in this, I mean, why don't you also give him seven days of observation?] What if he has some after-effects that he didn't realize?
Uh, of course, I'm just making a suggestion, don't tell him that I suggested, the main thing is that I can't be online for the past seven days, and I'm in a panic.
I have to have someone with me.
He and I are buddies, so we have to share difficulties, right? 】
Alpha: [. Your understanding of the word 'buddy' is really distorted, Bang Man. Okay, I'll ask the medical team first to see if he needs to be observed for seven days. 】
(End of chapter)