508. Don't be so upscale, let's be down-to-earth

Although being called the big chief of the Black Hand Clan by Sister Pomegranate made Brother Wu Meow very sad, he also had to admit that what people said was indeed right, and his luck had not been good since he entered this game and published his first gossip.

Not only is he black, but even his brothers are also black.

However, it is this bad luck that tempers the strength of the Big Bird Group that is second to none in the player base, and it is precisely because of the bad fate of the black hands that they have to further strengthen themselves to ensure that they can defeat bad luck with their strength.

And the strength of this organization is not only reflected in the individual strength of each member, but also in the effective communication and perfect cooperation of the entire guild.

Tonight, Brother Meow rarely didn't enter the game, he gathered his teammates for a video conference, and the content of the discussion didn't have to be guessed, it was the upcoming Holy Blood Day event.

"I won't talk about the rest, mainly two things!"

Sitting in front of his computer, which had not been turned on for a long time, he lit a cigarette while adjusting the camera, and said to the others on the screen:

"First of all, I don't need to say much about Lord Murphy's challenge, we decided to complete the mission when we triggered it. I have now received three letters of recommendation from the Count of Whitemountain, Maxim and Madame Adele, and one is still missing.

What about you? ”

"I'm all together."

In reality, the short and chubby but very sturdy Sanwudou said while throwing broad beans into his mouth:

"I was lucky enough to meet Master Kudel in the ring, and I got a letter of recommendation after carrying his three attacks.

But I don't recommend you try it too.

The attack of the protector was too sharp, and I barely passed the level by relying on the undefeated and unbroken magic enchantment, and ordinary shield warriors estimated that the first blow would be killed in seconds.

At present, I think there is still some hope in the player's shield hand, Niu Niu, Brother Bang and Orchid, and the others are either not good at combat skills or not good equipment.

However, Kudel's attacks should be dodge-oriented, but the requirements for dexterity and timing are too high, and it is really not recommended to try them except for professional warrior monks and assassins who specialize in combat. ”

"I'm all together, too."

The second brother Qu who spoke curled up in panda pajamas, and while shaking his legs, he said:

"Although Ms. Leenia's letter of recommendation is a bit difficult for players who specialize in shooting, it is not hopeless, counting the letter of recommendation from Earl Baishan, I have already made it up."

"Hey, hey, you're going too far."

Yansang shouted on the screen:

"You either have professional specialization or great equipment, but I don't have anything. The Scout profession is too weak, and I can't pass the simplest trial of Maxim.

What can I do? ”

"Chilled salad."

Brother Meow spit out the smoke ring, spread his hands and said:

"This challenge is meant to be reserved for the top combat pros at the moment, and it's too difficult for you to be a support class."

"You can try the knowledge challenge of the eldest lady."

Holding a cup of hot coffee in his hand, he reminded Yansang with a languishing look:

"That trial doesn't require you to fight, and I just looked carefully at the attachment of the post, and now that the NPCs for obtaining the recommendation letter have been added to Ms. Natalie, Iron Fist Turner, and Bella the Witch, you can try your luck and maybe get a few.

And Lady Adele's challenge is to ask you to hit her three times in ten moves, don't you Scouts have an Eagle Eye spell to increase accurate hits?

Go give it a try.

Although you really can't play a role in team fights. ”

"Hey, don't you just say I'm a burden?"

Yansang rolled his eyes, but he also had the idea to try, and was about to take the helmet when he noticed the poor state of his little hand and couldn't help asking:

"Why are you like this? Impotence? ”

"I don't know, anyway, after getting up this morning, it's very uncomfortable, I've already driven my wife to my mother-in-law's house, and now I'm isolated alone."

The little hand sniffled and said:

"Y'all take care of yourselves, this thing is kind of awesome. Ah, no, I have a terrible headache, I'm going to lie down for a while, you guys talk first. ”

After saying that, the screen on the other side of the little hand went dark.

Brother Meow was worried about his cousin for a while, but the others were still waiting, and he had to at least finish the meeting, so he talked about the second thing:

"I'm going to charter a booth, didn't that say at the end of the post? In this event, we can showcase the culture of the Gentiles as a way to get material rewards from the administration.

This activity sounds very troublesome, but I have just analyzed, this kind of collective action is not handled by most casual players, so the five booths must be wrapped by the guild in the end, and it seems that there is competition and the unanimous approval of the locals, but if you have visited the rural market, you should know that it is human nature to watch the excitement.

As long as the atmosphere is heated up, it is really simple to get the approval of the onlookers.

So I think the reward of this booth is actually a reward for free, if you don't take it for nothing, the question now is, what should we perform on it? ”

"Uh, singing and dancing?"

Brother Heisi asked tentatively, but was unanimously despised by the others.

"As long as your singing skills can go out of tune to grandma's house by singing two lyrics, forget it."

Jie Chong said very disdainfully:

"My brother doesn't have any literary and artistic genes, I think it's better not to humiliate yourself, and the post makes it clear, it's to promote the culture of foreigners, do you understand what this means? It's what we have, but they don't.

I guess this is a special bait thrown by the development team, and I plan to use the help of players to supplement the world view they designed.

What a chicken thief. ”

"What then?"

Brother Heisi spread his hands and said:

"Woo Meow has decided to pack the booth, we have to do some tricks, right?"

"Hey, I know you can't handle it."

Brother Meow pursed his lips and said:

"I now feel that our small group really needs a special person to be responsible for the construction of spiritual civilization, and I am ready, so I will use the paragraphs we wrote when we went to the Cato area to preach, and do a storytelling and cross talk.

Jie Chong, aren't you from Tianjin?

Do you speak cross talk? ”

"I'll tell you, you're a variant of regional discrimination! Why do you think that every Tianjin person will say cross talk? We have a lot of other valuable cultural heritages, okay? I think you're just underwhelmed. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, you just say you won't, right?"

"Uh, yes, yes, not only did I learn cross talk when I was a child, but I also knew how to play Allegro, but the question is, what are you talking about?"

"Let's just make up those, what kind of Avalon vs. Nurgle, Borean Wolf chasing the Sadistic Demon, etc., use your template to polish and polish, and add some other regional characteristics.

You see how people preach in the village, learn a little bit, use those methods of communication that the masses like to see, if we need to sing opera, then we will sing, not blowing, I will sing a few words of bangzi.

And even if the booth doesn't get a commendation from the Administration Office this time, at least some support can be brought from the Avalon Church.

Believe me!

Seeing that we are so enthusiastic about publicity, Old Eugene is definitely a big gold ticket on his side, and our brothers still have a task issued by the boss of Avalon, don't forget this stubble.

Whether that task can be completed before the outbreak of the Black Plague depends on this last resort.

I don't know what you guys think, but I'm fed up with the name of this mafia clan, and I desperately need luck to justify our luck! ”

——

"We're going to charter a booth!"

At the same time that the "missionary leader" Brother Woo Meow poured ecstasy soup on his teammates, in the commercial area of the Scarlet Fort in the game, the backstage of Mrs. Water's clothing store, and several girls from the Silver Moon Pride Regiment were here.

They sat around a table with a steaming "garlic crayfish".

Well, it's actually a replica of the shrimp that the chef Star Soul Eagle bought from a local angler, and the shrimp here are bigger than the crayfish and the carapace is much easier to peel, so after this dish was reproduced, it immediately became the signature dish of "Dongshan Ju".

"Dongshan Residence" is the name of the restaurant opened by the Star Soul Eagle in the business district, and the warrior monk now has the potential to become a "catering giant".

"This is a great opportunity to strengthen our guild!"

Mrs. Shui peeled off the steaming shrimp with gloves, stuffed the fragrant shrimp meat into the mouth of Xiao Wei Ming next to her, and said to the others:

"I've analyzed it, it's basically impossible for our women's guild to rely on the player base to grow, not to mention the proportion of girls playing games, just "Real Otherworld", which focuses on real and hardcore gameplay, is enough to dissuade most women.

So, we have to start with the locals.

Recruit some female warriors to join us. ”

"yes, yes, I didn't believe it before."

Holding a cup of hot water, the little sluggish Meng Haha whispered:

"It's 100% realistic, so there's no need to simulate those days of the month realistically, right? Is the development team sick?,Fortunately, Archon Miriam's side thoughtfully provided items for the halfling women.,Otherwise, I'd be stupid.。

At this level of 'realness', it is not realistic for us to pull people in on our own. I also said that I would find a few schoolgirls to participate in the grand event together, but they refused before they could finish listening.

Alas. ”

Sister Pomegranate patted Meng Haha's shoulder and said helplessly:

"Remember to drink plenty of hot water."

"Hey, hey, get down to business, you're all serious!"

Lumina coughed, and while eating the delicious garlic shrimp, asked:

"So how are you going to do this thing? We don't have any talent to show, I can play a few tunes, and Orchid Flower has also studied ballet, but I don't think the locals like that, right?

It's not that I'm complaining about the Transansians, but the people here are fierce, and the local old and young people can appreciate the high-end art. ”

"Then let's get some nastyness!"

Mrs. Shui narrowed her eyes and smiled, this expression made several girls next to her shudder, they realized that Mrs. Water specially bought shrimp tonight and asked them to come over because it was "not a good person".

"No, are you going to do it?"

Orchid Hua, who was eating shrimp with her head down, raised her head and said with a frightened face:

"Are you going to do any vulgar performances? Wow, although it's a game, you're too open-minded, aren't you? ”

"Where did you think of it?"

Mrs. Water snorted, reached out and knocked on the orchid's head, she peeled a shrimp for herself and stuffed it into her mouth, and then said:

"I ask you, under what circumstances are men able to stare at ladies without fear of losing face?"

"Uh, in the boudoir?"

Sister Pomegranate blinked her eyes and replied, only to make the cute Haha, who was holding a bottle and drinking hot water next to her, laugh out loud, and she smiled back and forth until Sister Pomegranate squeezed her fist unhappily, and the physicist stopped it.

Then he coughed and said:

"Mrs. Water means fashion exhibition, the models who walk the runway show their charm wantonly, and the more seriously the audience watches, the higher the 'artistic component'. This kind of occasion is a rare scene where you can abandon most morals and feast your eyes in the name of 'appreciating beauty'.

Hmm, I probably understand what Mrs. Water is trying to do.

The administration asked us to promote the cultural traditions of the foreigners, and I happened to know that Madame Water's shop had her own handmade pieces of clothing from all over the world in various aesthetic styles, not only for women, but also for men.

Are you planning to do a 'Otherworldly Fashion Show'? ”

Meng Haha looked at Mrs. Water, and she asked:

"I'm already sure that as long as you can do this, we're the most popular event for the locals, but how do you solve the problem of modeling?"

"A group of very professional service personnel have been trained in the casino, it is said that he specially invited a group of former troupe members from the North Wind Castle to invite the businessmen he cooperated with, and those poor women are said to have been affected by the political turmoil in the North Yankee and can only take refuge abroad.

I heard Shen Yu say that their professionalism is very good, and they happened to borrow it as models. ”

Lady Water had evidently arranged everything, and she whispered:

"Anyway, Lao Huo asked us to help him play the dealer last time, and he still owes us a favor, so he will just pay it back."

"Nope."

Orchid Huahua, who is also well-informed and has participated in many fashion exhibitions, shook her head and said:

"Appearance is one thing, demeanor is another, no matter how beautiful a girl wears different national costumes, she needs to walk out of different gaits to reflect the beauty, which is not something that can be done by just finding a few fireflies."

"Rest assured, there is a special person to train."

Mrs. Water snorted, raised her head and shouted outside:

"Hey, four, haven't you picked your clothes yet?"

"Huh?"

Xiao Weiming, who was eating shrimp, blinked his eyes and exclaimed:

"Anyone else?"

"It's us, you idiot."

Shy Flower, who had been pitted by Xiao Wei Ming once before, pushed the door out of the changing room, she wore a set of sari with a lot of Bharat style to cover half of her face, swayed back and forth with a fairly professional gait and walked a few steps, and turned back very chic to make a gesture.

"Wow."

Lumina whistled and said:

"These few steps are really professional! Have you done this before? ”

"That's right, I worked as a graphic model for a while when I was a secretary to Lao Huo when I was in school."

Shy Flower waved her hand and said:

"But I'm just playing tickets, if I really want to say that I have to watch Shen Yu professionally, if I hadn't met Lao Huo, Shen Yu would have made a name for himself in the modeling circle.

Lo and behold, here she is. ”

When everyone turned around, they saw that the second fitting room was pushed open, and the sinking fish with crystal shoes on his feet leaned his neck like a swan, dressed as a desert dancer, and specially spent eyeshadow, and the eyes blinked behind the light veil, so that the girls who were also women couldn't help but whistle.

"The clothes still fit, right?"

Mrs. Shui asked with a smile, and Shen Yu nodded and said:

"I originally thought that you just had a lot of simple clothes here, but I didn't expect you to actually make all the clothes I didn't know, is this the strength of the master tailor?

I'm convinced. ”

"Where is this, I'm just teaching a few of my apprentices with these clothes."

Mrs. Water stood up, took off her gloves, clapped her hands, and said to the rest:

"So, in the next few days, a few of you will follow Shenyu and Shy Flower to Treasure Bay to practice hard."

“???”

Sister Pomegranate Huo Ran got up and exclaimed:

"Wait! Do we want to wear it too? Isn't it, haven't you found a major? ”

"Nonsense!"

Mrs. Water crossed her arms and said:

"I want people from the other world to wear Tang costumes and cheongsam, are they wearing them? Those national costumes that are too complicated and have a certain cultural background have to be worn by you.

Well-behaved, obedient.

It's all for the development of the guild.

A small sacrifice of hue is a good way for the locals to have a good look at the foreign people's understanding of beauty and those wonderful things.

I believe that beauty is always the most touching language, that is the state that does not need to be described in words, and they will know from this exhibition how magnificent and brilliant the civilization of foreign people is.

I believe that showing this will be beneficial to our future development. ”

"Our boss said, Mrs. Shui, the proceeds from this booth should be divided in half."

Shy Flower leaned over and said to Mrs. Water:

"Lao Huo doesn't make loss-making deals.

However, as a courtesy of a partner, he can provide free drinks to your booth, and by the way, open up a market for the 'flying wine' that the star-soul eagle's stupid guy has made.

But men's clothing here."

"I've already contacted Cat Brother and his four brothers."

Mrs. Water waved her hand and said:

"The body shape they have cultivated over the years is perfect for clothes racks, and this exhibition is a good time for commanders like Maxim and Kuder to see for themselves the alternative military uniform styles, and the stick guy can also pick out the military uniform he needs.

I'm sure I'll be very busy, so I'll have to help Shen Yu stay up. ”

"I'm fine."

Shen Yu nodded, and when the other girls began to talk about the exhibition, Shen Yu was a little embarrassed to invite Mrs. Shui to talk about things outside, but before she could speak, Mrs. Water saw some worries about Shen Yu.

She asked softly:

"Tired, right?"

"Huh?"

Shen Yu looked at the Water Lady, who waved his hand and whispered:

"I was in a similar situation when I was younger, and when my husband pursued me, I was surrounded by all kinds of gossip, and I can understand the pressure you are under now. But Lao Huo should be serious, so I don't think you should care too much about certain things. ”

"How can I compare with you, Lao Huo and your husband are not at the same level at all."

Shen Yu laughed out loud, she waved her hand and said:

"I really don't have as strong a mind as you, and I still have to use my own efforts to save face, but I'm really grateful that this game allows me to meet such a good person as you, and I learn from you.

But what I'm trying to say now is that maybe we can work together to make a difference in Transnicia.

I think you have that idea too, right? ”

"I don't have any at all."

Lady Water rolled her eyes and said:

"I don't have any special pursuit of money, wealth, or career, and if my husband were an ordinary person, I would spend my life with him. Maybe that's a bit false, but I didn't choose to be with him because of his family background.

In fact, before I actually confirmed the relationship, I just knew that he was rich, and as I said earlier, I was not a very ambitious person.

But if you really want to talk about cooperation in this area, you can wait a few days. ”

"Oh?"

Shen Yu looked at the water lady in surprise, and the "first goddess" among the players sighed and raised her forehead and said:

"Because of the orchid's nonsense, my family is estimated to come to me soon, you can talk to him, he is in charge of all these things in our family."

"Are you so relieved that I can contact your husband?"

Shen Yu suddenly changed his movements, supported his waist with one hand, stroked his long hair with the other, and said with big eyes that seemed to be able to speak:

"You're not afraid."

"Just you?"

Mrs. Shui raised her arms very cooperatively, revealing the Iceberg Royal Sister's scrutiny, she looked Shen Yu up and down with a super aura gaze, and then shook her head seriously and said:

"If it's to the level of Lady Tracey or Lady Channy, I'm really scared, because they have something that I don't have and can't have. But your rank may be a little worse, little girl. ”

(End of chapter)