"Mom, you don't have to bring my food at night."

The first thing Yu Mobai said when he got home was this, "I'll go out to eat at night." ”

"Where are you going?"

The old couple didn't go to work, Zheng Zhaoxia stayed at home alone, washed and washed by the way, and bought vegetables to prepare some New Year's goods or something.

At this time, Zheng Zhaoxia was stepping on a stool to clean up the kitchen, she stopped what she was doing, "Are you still in the mood to run out to eat?" ”

"Ang, go to Uncle Ji's house to eat."

Yu Mobai said unashamedly, "I just told him." ”

"Where are you going?"

Zheng Zhaoxia thought she hadn't heard clearly.

"Go to Uncle Ji's house."

"Go to Ji Zhigang? He let you go? ”

"Uncle Ji didn't say he wouldn't let me go."

Yu Mobai is always reasonable, "I didn't reject me, I just acquiesced, this is not a customary rule, I think that the Bodhi Patriarch knocked three times on Sun Monkey's head, and Sun Monkey still knew to steal the teacher in the middle of the night." ”

"If you're willing to be scolded, I don't bother to care."

Zheng Zhaoxia snorted coldly, "You are making such a fuss, your father and I don't know how to face others during the New Year, how can we have a face." ”

"What's the matter, didn't the wooden comb say that the two of us weren't together?"

Yu Mobai quibbled, "The parties have said it, so you should just take it as true." ”

"The wooden comb is so that you can get off the stage."

As soon as she mentioned this matter, Zheng Zhaoxia was angry and didn't fight anywhere, "A child who is so sensible with a wooden comb, I just met such a thing as you." ”

"If the wooden comb is good, it will not be good in winter?"

Yu Mobai said with a smile, "Mom, you can't be eccentric, the two grandchildren will have to be oriented in the future." ”

"If you can really get me two eldest grandsons, it will be fine."

The imaginary scene did not come, Zheng Zhaoxia said uncharacteristically, "I like these two girls very much." ”

"Mom, do you like the eldest grandson or the girl?"

Yu Mobai grinned, "If you like the eldest grandson, you can have a few more." ”

"Cut, okay with you, I'll just talk about it."

Zheng Zhaoxia waved her hand, "How can you really want it, hurry up and go into the house, see that you will be upset." ”

Yu Mobai pursed his lips, what he meant Zheng Zhaoxia didn't understand, he wanted to say that there were several girls who could have grandchildren, but Zheng Zhaoxia understood that Ji Mushu and Dong could have a few more.

If you don't understand, you don't understand, anyway, he already said it.

And seeing that his mother's attitude is a little greedy, he wants it all.

No wonder he was a scumbag, it turned out to be inherited by his mother.

Blaming Zheng Zhaoxia for this problem, Yu Mobai is much easier.

Who can stop this thing from genetics?

Don't blame him, don't blame him.

The twenty-eighth year of the new year is about to be celebrated.

Yu Mobai could clearly hear the chatting voices of the uncles and aunts downstairs in the room.

These people are carrying many plastic bags in their hands, which are full of things to prepare for the New Year, and they look like they have just returned from buying food ingredients.

When you meet acquaintances, you can chat a few words and ask your son and daughter if they will come back for the New Year.

"It's still a time to smell like a New Year."

Yu Mobai stood at the window and sighed, at noon, he really went to Ji Zhigang's house.

Holding a bottle of good wine that Yu Shengsheng brought home, he was about to pour Ji Zhigang down.

knocked on the door, Ji Zhigang opened the door, and saw that it was Yu Mobai and hurriedly closed it.

"Hey, Uncle Ji, open the door."

Yu Mobai knocked on the door without giving up, "I'm here to eat." ”

There was no movement inside.

"Open the door with a wooden comb, open the door quickly."

He cheekily shouted at the wooden comb again, but the result was still the same, no one paid attention to him.

"Damn, that's sweet."

Yu Mobai shook his head and went home, "I know that I haven't eaten lunch yet, so let me eat a closed door soup first, in fact, I prefer to eat egg custard." ”

"Yo, you're back?"

Zheng Zhaoxia seemed to have expected it, she was still scrubbing, "Did you touch a nose of ash?" ”

"No, Uncle Ji let me in, I thought about it, it's not good, so I came back."

Yu Mobai put down the wine and went back to his room.

Ji Zhigang's family has no internal response, but Dong Muhong's family has it.

Since Comrade Lao Ji doesn't open the door, let's go and knock on Comrade Lao Dong's door.

Taking out his phone, he sent a message to Dong Yi, "What are you doing?" ”

"Ready to go out."

Dong Ye replied, "Go out to buy New Year's goods and prepare some dishes for the New Year." ”

Yu Mobai: "Didn't I see Aunt Dong just ready two days ago?" ”

Dong Yeke: "The dishes are all in Uncle Ji's house, and it is impossible for my mother's temperament to go to the New Year, and it is useless for me to persuade her, so she is ready to buy some again." ”

Yu Mobai: "Then I'll go too, remember to open the door for me." ”

After taking back the phone, he felt that he couldn't say a word to the wooden comb, at least to show his attitude.

So he sent a message to Ji Mushu.

Sure enough, the stone sank into the sea.

Another text message was sent, but there was still no news.

In the end, I dialed Ji Mushu's phone, and I could still get through at first, but I was directly blocked later.

Yu Mobai tried again, and sure enough, he was still on the blacklist.

This is reassuring to him, some girls are very cunning, she will block you and then pull you out.

If you don't give her a second call at this time, she will find another opportunity to get angry.

So the gay men here, be tactful, and make sure to play a few more after you enter the blacklist to ensure that nothing goes wrong.

Even if your girlfriend doesn't blacklist you, but doesn't answer your call, you have to call a few more to show that I was wrong, and I miss your attitude.

They won't answer anyway, so you can call the phone and throw it aside to pee and drink saliva, play with the computer or something.

Women, as long as you have an attitude, as long as you have a good attitude, it is easy to forgive you.

After doing everything that needed to be done, Yu Mobai walked out of the house directly and went to another building, Dong Yeke's house.

After knocking on the door, Dong Yi quickly opened the door of the room.

"Xiao Ke, who is it, is it to collect electricity or water, I just paid it a few days ago."

Dong Muhong's voice went from far to near, and finally stopped in front of the door, she looked at Yu Mobai outside the door, frowned, and said, "Xiao Ke, close the door." ”

"Okay Mom."

Dong Ye obediently closed the door, but Yu Mobai also slipped in.

"What are you doing here, you are not welcome in our family."

As soon as I entered the door, I received an eviction order from the host, and if ordinary people really don't have the face to stay.

But Yu Mobai was thick-skinned, he leaned against the security door with a smile, "Aunt Dong, I heard that Xiao Ke said that he was going to buy New Year's goods for a while, and it must be very heavy to carry too many things, so I will be a coolie." ”

"I have a car."

In the morning, Yu Mobai was pulled directly back to the family home from the train station, Dong Muhong was very angry and said that he would not let Yu Mobai come in.

Dong Yi had no choice but to sneak back into the room, and then screamed, "Oops! ”

"What's wrong?"

As soon as she heard her daughter's voice, Dong Muhong hurriedly ran over to check the situation, which also gave Yu Mobai the opportunity to change his shoes and enter the house.

When the mother and daughter came out of the room, Yu Mobai had already sat down on the sofa to peel oranges and eat them.

Seeing this, Dong Muhong went directly to buy vegetables in her clothes.

Yu Mobai had no choice but to put down the orange in his hand and followed.

Dong Muhong went to unlock the bicycle, and Yu Mobai pulled Dong Yeke, "Did the wooden comb talk to you?" ”

"Nope."

Dong Yi shook his head, "She doesn't pay attention to me when I talk to her, I'll go back tomorrow." ”

"Well, your mom came out pushing the bike, you go, I'll follow you."

Originally, Yu Mobai thought that Dong Muhong would push the cart away, but she didn't know that she would leave on a bicycle.

He couldn't follow, so he drove behind.

There are two wet markets in the vicinity, one large and one small, the smaller one is closer, and the larger one is farther away but rich in variety.

If you are ready to eat for the New Year, the categories must be rich, so everyone goes to the big vegetable market to buy things, and Dong Muhong is no exception.

It's a bitterly cold day and it's cold on a bike.

Yu Mobai stopped next to them several times and let them get into the car, but Dong Muhong didn't hear it.

Dong Ye shouted cold, and Dong Muhong just snorted coldly, "Xiao Ke, what kind of ecstasy did he pour into you, do you know that he stepped on two boats?" Do you still want to follow the old way of mother? ”

Dong Ye didn't answer the question, still shouting cold.

"Just hold on to the cold, it's almost there."

Dong Muhong said.

There was no way, Dong Ye made a helpless expression at the car.

Yu Mobai saw through the car window that the tip of Dong Ye's nose was red from the cold, stepped on the accelerator, crossed the bicycle and ran to a small stall in front of him to buy two scarves.

When the mother and daughter passed by, they threw it to Dong Yeke.

"Mom, there's a scarf."

Dong can also open a piece and prepare it for Dong Mu Hong.

Dong Muhong said nothing, and finally threw it directly into the basket in front of her.

"Hey, this little old lady has the same temper as my mother."

Yu Mobai didn't follow slowly, and went directly to the vegetable market to wait with one foot on the accelerator.

Ten minutes passed, and the mother and daughter were still nowhere to be seen.

"What about people?"

Just when he was wondering, Dong Ye sent a message, "My mother entered through the side door, not through the front door." ”

"Aunt Dong must know the meaning of the three holes of the cunning rabbit."

"Who do you say is the Cunning Rabbit?"

"Figuratively, figuratively, you wait for me inside, I'll go in right away."

When Yu Mobai walked into the vegetable market and found the mother and daughter, the two of them were already carrying things in their hands.

He took something from Dong Ye's hand, and Dong Ye touched Dong Muhong again, "Mom, give me some of the things you carried." ”

"What do you do, you have a lot of it in your hand."

Before he finished speaking, Dong Muhong saw Yu Mobai.

"Aunt Dong, give me the things, I'll put them in the car."

Yu Mobai said with a smile.

"No, I'm not old enough to carry it."

However, the movement of carrying is not enough to buy more.

Dong Muhong finally gave the things in his hand to Dong Ye, but Dong Ye was not polite and handed it over to Yu Mobai directly.

Yu Mobai smiled, turned around and put it in the car again.

When he finally walked out of the vegetable market, only Dong Muhong's hands were full of plastic bags, and Yu Mobai and Dong Ye had nothing in their hands.

It's not that the two of them are not filial, the main thing is that Dong Muhong doesn't let go.

"Aunt Dong, everything you bought is in my car, if you don't get in the car and go back with me, I won't give it to you."

Yu Mobai began to play a scoundrel, "I'll take it as a New Year's gift from you." ”

Dong Muhong pretended not to hear, and was still bargaining with the vendor to buy vegetables.

When she finally walked out of the vegetable market, because the side door and the main entrance were not on the side, Dong Muhong finally took the initiative to speak, "Xiao Ke, you go and get all the vegetables, let's go home." ”

"Aunt Dong, if you don't go, I won't give it."

Yu Mobai stopped in front of him with a smile, "If you don't go, I'll really take it home." ”

"Who did you learn from that thick skin?"

Dong Muhong glared and said, "Lao Yu and your mother don't have this temper either. ”

"Well, I'm in my own right."

Yu Mobai smiled and leaned over slightly, "Aunt Dong, let's go." ”

He thought very well, and used this to trick Dong Muhong into the car.

But Dong Muhong's operation also surprised him, and she walked towards the side door without looking back.

What's the situation?

Yu Mobai was a little dumbfounded.

Dong Yi glanced at him, and they both saw a trace of helplessness in the other party's eyes, "I'll go back with my mother first, you drive slowly when the road is slippery." ”

"Aunt Dong, you really don't want those New Year's goods, then I can take them home and eat them!"

Yu Mobai also planned to make a final struggle, but it was useless after all.

"Holy."

When he turned around, the down jacket happened to touch the hazelnut basket of the stall next to him, and suddenly, the frame full of hazelnuts spilled on the ground.

In winter, the ground is already dirty, not to mention the snow outside, which melts into black water as soon as you enter the market.

All the hazelnuts on the ground were stained.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

The stall owner was immediately unhappy, "How can I sell these hazelnuts when they fall to the ground." ”

Yu Mobai glanced down, he was not in the mood to bargain with the stall owner, and said domineeringly, "I bought these extra money for a catty." ”

"One hundred and twenty-one pounds, this frame is twenty pounds."

The stall owner said.

"Hey, why are hazelnuts so expensive?"

Yu Mobai smacked his lips, thought for a while and said, "I bought these twenty catties of hazelnuts, you help me pick them up in the bag." ”

The stall owner didn't expect this young man to be so cheerful, and turned from anger to joy, "Okay, okay, right away." ”

Yu Mobai stood aside and watched silently, what is he called, riding a bicycle to go to a bar, the province should be the province, the flower.

These hazelnuts are so expensive, there's no reason not to take them home and eat them, anyway, I paid for them myself.

If he turns around and leaves, the stall owner will definitely pick it up and wipe it clean and continue to sell it, then isn't he wronged?

After the stall owner got the money, he was not polite, and directly used a broom to put the hazelnuts all over the ground into the bag.

Yu Mobai didn't say a word, and just took it and left.

When he drove back to the family home, the mother and daughter were waiting for him at the door of the unit.

A picture of him not daring to take it home.

Yu Mobai didn't want to take these New Year's goods home, so he honestly helped carry them upstairs.

But as a coolie, it is worth it to please the future mother-in-law.

When he wanted to enter the door, he was turned away by Dong Muhong, so he had to carry the hazelnuts home.

"What are you carrying, it's black."

As soon as Yu Mobai entered the door, Zheng Zhaoxia saw it.

He began to talk nonsense again, "Mom, you haven't seen this before, I'll give you a science popularization, this is a big hazelnut, a specialty of the black soil, and the characteristic is black." ”

(End of chapter)