Chapter 310: In the end, he's still my father-in-law!
In the face of different girls, different measures must be taken.
Some of the same measures will have different effects on different girls.
For a girl like Ji Mushu, Yu Mobai is about to adopt hooligan tactics.
This tactic requires a thick skin, and it just so happens that Yu Mobai lacks the most face.
Otherwise, it will not work to talk about it, and only use alternative ways as much as possible to alleviate the freezing point relationship between the two people.
So, playing hooligan is also one of them.
He took advantage of Ji Mushu's unpreparedness to make a surprise attack and get into the bed, so that he could communicate more with Sister Mucomb.
Sometimes, being scolded is also a kind of communication.
"Yu Mobai, you go out!"
Before Ji Mushu could land on him, he turned around neatly and distanced himself from him.
Yu Mobai swore that this was definitely Ji Mushu's fastest reaction.
Damn, it's a shame that you didn't do anything with such a quick response.
Yu Mobai couldn't help but shake his head secretly when he looked at her delicate little face, but he didn't plan to go out like this.
Just kidding, Lao Tzu has come in, can you get out easily?
I've come in, so I have to hug and kiss to get out.
So, Yu Mobai directly pressed the quilt under his body, so that even if Ji Mushu pushed him, he couldn't push it out.
"What are you doing out there, you let me in."
Yu Mobai stretched his neck and forced his words, and even pushed Ji Mushu, "You move some to the side, and give me half of the pillow." ”
"Scoundrel!"
Ji Mushu's little face was a little angry, "The only way to solve the problem is to play hooligan, right?" ”
"Hey, if you want to talk about this, I'll have to break it with you."
Yu Mobai said seriously, "The ordinary definition of hooliganism is that one person treats another person lightly, provided that the two people have no intimate relationship. ”
"But the two of us are different, we both sleep, so isn't this relationship intimate? What's not to do with sleeping under a cover? ”
"Who slept with you!"
Ji Mushu was about to refute when he heard this, but as everyone knows, the more he refuted Yu Mobai, the happier he became, he nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I didn't sleep, anyway, I don't know if I slept or not." ”
Looking at Yu Mobai who was talking like this, Ji Mu was relieved, and slammed the pillow under his head hard, "You are a scoundrel and a liar!" What else can you do but say something nice and coax me! ”
"We're a couple, isn't that right for me to say this?"
Yu Mobai grabbed the pillow, Ji Mushu twitched a few times without twitching, and simply threw it directly to him, "You and I are not a couple, don't be amorous." ”
"You didn't break up with me, why aren't you a couple."
Yu Mobai sat up immediately when he heard this, "Did you say you broke up?" ”
"Then I'll say it now."
Ji Mushu's anger was "rubbing" out, she took a deep breath, and said word by word, "Yu, ink, white, I, we, divide, hand, let's go." ”
"No distinction."
Yu Mobai said two words neatly, "A unilateral breakup is not a score, you see which of the two people does not agree to divorce and the other party can divorce." ”
"You"
Ji Mushu's good-looking eyes widened, she didn't expect Yu Mobai to be such a scoundrel, and her angry chest kept rising and falling.
"I'm not afraid you'll be scared after you hear the story."
Yu Mobai looked like I was for your good, "Sleep with you once tonight, don't worry, I won't do anything, just accompany you." ”
I can't say it, I can't go, Ji Mushu's face is extremely gloomy, if his eyes can kill, Yu Mobai probably won't even have gray left.
"If you want to accompany you, then you get out of bed and go over there."
Ji Mushu's pupils widened, and her little face tightened, "I'm not afraid, and I don't need you to accompany me here." ”
"Oh."
Yu Mobai smiled and got into the quilt, and covered himself tightly, "Actually, I haven't told you all this time, I'm very timid, I'm scared after I finish speaking, you can accompany me." ”
"Okay, you sleep."
Ji Mushu pulled out the quilt under her and smashed it on Yu Mobai, but she didn't want it at all, and finally pulled away some distance to leave him with a slender back.
The hospital bed was not big at all, Yu Mobai rubbed forward a little, Ji Mushu moved a little, and finally the two of them stuck together again.
Yu Mobai smiled, even if he said it was heaven today, he would have to sleep with Ji Mushu.
"Okay, go to bed, the doctor said you need a quiet rest."
Ji Mushu didn't say anything, although she didn't want to sleep with Yu Mobai, but this scoundrel would definitely not let her go.
But fortunately, Yu Mobai was also measured, and in the end he just put the quilt on Ji Mushu's body and didn't do anything out of the ordinary.
It was useless for Ji Mushu to resist a few times, so he could only endure it silently.
This night, Yu Mobai slept very sweetly.
Early the next morning, because they were worried about Ji Mushu's physical condition, Ji Zhigang and his party arrived at the hospital early.
"I'm still sleeping."
Ji Zhigang quietly walked over and found that Ji Mushu's quilt was covering her head, so he wanted to pull her down a little.
Which Cheng thought, as soon as the quilt was pulled down, Yu Mobai's head was exposed.
What about wooden combs?
Ji Zhigang was in a hurry, and directly lifted the quilt, only to find that Ji Mushu was sleeping soundly on Yu Mobai's chest.
This little rabbit cub actually took advantage of his daughter again?
Ji Zhigang is so angry.
In fact, he was very optimistic about Yu Mobai at the beginning, after all, he saw the big one since he was a child, and his family also knew that Zheng Zhaoxia and Yu Shengsheng were honest people.
If he can be with the wooden comb, it will be a good thing to have the best of both worlds.
However, since this little bunny went to college, he has learned to split his legs?
This is what Ji Zhigang can't bear!
Whoever wants to be bad to Ji Mushu, he is the first not to agree!
So, Ji Zhigang directly pulled Yu Mobai up from the bed with a calm face.
"Huo, there are so many people."
Yu Mobai woke up suddenly, he looked at the group of people in the room in a daze, and the sky outside was not so bright, and said dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing so early, disturbing people's sleep." ”
"Hey, you little bunny, I didn't tell you to stay away from the wooden comb, what are you doing?"
Ji Zhigang said with a glare.
"Mucomb was scared when she heard a ghost story last night, didn't I comfort her and fall asleep?"
Yu Mobai explained rhetorically.
"Ghost stories? Listen to it. ”
Ji Zhigang continued to ask.
"I told you."
Yu Mobai smiled, and then jumped out of bed directly, "I'll go wash up first, and you can talk slowly." ”
Because Yu Mobai's movements were too big, Ji Mushu, who was sleeping next to him, also woke up, she rubbed her eyes, glanced at Yu Mobai who ran out of the ward, and then said softly, "Dad, why are you here." ”
"Wooden comb, have you been bullied by that kid again?"
Ji Zhigang asked.
"Nope."
Ji Mushu didn't want to talk about this topic, "I'm fine, don't worry." ”
"It's okay, it's okay."
Zheng Zhaoxia hurriedly covered for her son, "Mu Comb, do you have anything else to do today?" ”
"It's okay."
Ji Mushu shook his head.
"Then follow your dad back for the New Year."
Zheng Zhaoxia said.
"Aunt Zheng, since you are all here, let's play in Shengjing for a few days."
Dong Ye said, "There is a temple fair here to visit." ”
"Temple fair, forget it."
Dong Muhong didn't want to stay here for too long, "Let's go back, we also have a temple fair." ”
"It's not convenient to stay here, let's go back."
Ji Zhigang didn't want to be here, if he was here, in the end, the favor would definitely be taken away by Yu Mobai.
I don't want to owe him a favor.
"I heard that the temple fair here is very large, much better than ours, since you are here, let's go shopping, isn't it mainly worried about the body of the wooden comb, you say Lao Ji."
Yu Shengsheng knew that he was the right medicine, and he immediately talked about Ji Zhigang's sore spot.
What is important to him?
Of course, it's my own daughter.
Sure enough, Ji Zhigang immediately changed his mind as soon as he heard Ji Mushu's three words, he looked at Dong Muhong, "Or, let's stay here for two days?" ”
As soon as this sentence is said, the matter is settled.
"Let Yu Mobai's kid take us in a while"
"No, let's do it ourselves."
Ji Zhigang hurriedly refused, "Let's just go shopping by ourselves." ”
"Hehe, this kid can come in handy now, and he doesn't need to use it now."
Zheng Zhaoxia didn't listen to Ji Zhigang at all, just as Yu Mobai walked in, "Little calf, your Uncle Ji, Aunt Dong and we are going to go to the temple fair, do you have any ideas?" ”
"I raise my hands in welcome."
Yu Mobai smiled after hearing this, he deserved to be his mother, didn't this give himself a chance to perform, "That, Uncle Ji, I'll arrange it in a while, so you don't have to worry about it." ”
Ji Zhigang talked to Ji Mushu with a gloomy face, and he was not ready to deal with him at all.
Yu Shengsheng gave him a look, Yu Mobai comprehended, and walked out of the ward with a smile.
He has been in Shengjing for more than ten years in his previous life, and he knows all about these attractions and temple fairs.
Ji Mushu was discharged from the hospital, and a group of people got into two cars.
Yu Shengsheng's car was crowded with people, and Yu Mobai's car was only Zheng Zhaoxia alone.
In fact, if it weren't for the car that couldn't sit down, Zheng Zhaoxia wouldn't want to come over.
In front of Ji Zhigang, she must maintain an attitude of "criticizing" Yu Mobai at any time.
"Mom, don't hold it."
Yu Mobai sighed, "There is no one else in this car." ”
"It's not your kid's fault."
Zheng Zhaoxia glared at him, and the expression on her face softened a little, "If it weren't for Mu Comb getting sick this time, I wouldn't know how to face your Uncle Ji's family." ”
"How else can you face it, face it the way you face it the way your in-laws."
Yu Mobai honked the horn, spun the steering wheel and drove out of the hospital.
"Smack!"
Zheng Zhaoxia took advantage of the gap in the traffic light to face her head, "You can just say this in front of me and your father, can't you talk nonsense outside, do you hear it?" ”
"What are you afraid of, I dare to say that in front of my Uncle Ji."
Yu Mobai pursed his lips, "His two daughters, even if he chooses one, he is my father-in-law, what's wrong with this?" ”
“.”
Zheng Zhaoxia was stunned for a moment, "It seems to be like this." ”
"So how to deal with it, how to deal with it."
Yu Mobai stepped on the accelerator and quickly overtook a car in front of him, rolled down the window and scolded, "Damn, can you drive, turn left and turn right?" Lao Tzu almost ran a red light. ”
Soon, the car stopped side by side with Yu Mobai's car at the next traffic light.
Yu Mobai still wanted to scold, but when he saw the person sitting in the co-pilot of the car, he rolled up the window without saying a word.
Even at the cost of deducting points and fines, the solid line changed lanes and changed to another lane.
The red light turns green.
Yu Mobai didn't move, and he didn't breathe a sigh of relief until he watched the car rush out.
Today is a big family going to the temple fair, and he doesn't want any instability.
Especially Chen Zhixi's unstable factor.
"Let's go."
Zheng Zhaoxia didn't know the physiognomy in his heart, and urged on the side, "What's the matter, you don't have the color you like?" ”
"Mom, if you urge me again, believe it or not, there is another daughter-in-law?"
Yu Mobai grinned, "If you don't want more, don't rush." ”
"What's that?"
Zheng Zhaoxia couldn't sit still when she heard this, "Yu Mobai, you tell the truth, what did you mean by what you just said?" ”
"It's not interesting."
Yu Mobai pointed to the butt of the car in front of him and said, "Didn't you see the words "Marry if you are rear-ended" posted on the back of other people's cars, I am doing this for your good, in case of rear-end collision, wouldn't there be another daughter-in-law?" ”
Zheng Zhaoxia glared at him, "If you have time to talk nonsense, think about what you and Lao Ji and his two daughters will do, your father and I don't want to be poked in the back by others when we are old." ”
As soon as this issue was mentioned, Yu Mobai was silent.
Sometimes playing dead solves a lot of problems.
In order to prevent Zheng Zhaoxia from continuing to preach, he also turned on the stereo and turned it up to the loudest.
Ten minutes later, we arrived at our destination.
As soon as Yu Mobai got out of the car, he saw that he couldn't stop, he originally wanted to change places, but the car couldn't catch fire.
"Fuck, broken car, I changed you sooner or later."
Yu Mobai kicked the tire, threw the car and left.
If you want to deduct points, you can deduct them, and it is not worse than these points.
As the largest temple fair during the Chinese New Year in Shengjing, the imperial temple will have a lot of people.
Many locals will bring their families to visit, some ask for a signature, some ask for fate, and some even come directly to ask for the God of Wealth.
Everywhere there are colorful lanterns, red lanterns and Chinese knots hung high, highlighting the rich atmosphere of the Spring Festival.
"Yu Mobai, it's really a big business, and I'm not afraid of deducting points."
Although Ji Zhigang didn't want to deal with him, he should still be reminded of these things.
I'm just angry with him, and I have no enmity with him.
"Ang, my broken car won't catch fire."
Yu Mobai said with an indifferent face, "I'll buy a new car and replace him in a while, and this little broken car should also be scrapped." ”
"Uncle Ji, do you have a driver's license, or you will deduct these points for me in a while, right? I don't want your red envelopes for the New Year. ”
"Hey, you little bunny is shameless."
Ji Zhigang blew his beard and glared at Ji Mushu and said, "Wooden comb, remember, let's find a boyfriend in the future, we can't find this, as a man, you have to carry everything yourself."
It's not that I don't want to update, it's just that it's very uncomfortable to go back to my hometown and type on my phone, and I don't have any inspiration at all, and I'm very uncomfortable
(End of chapter)