Chapter Ninety-Five: Instein's Thanks

Just like Lin Taiping said, they didn't need to look for the pig-headed monster at all, because at this moment, the regrouped pig-headed monsters had magically reappeared under the leadership of the self-proclaimed evil alchemist Pig Instein.

Don't get me wrong, their target is not Lin Taiping, but those pirates who have fallen to the ground with injuries, and Pig Instein is holding the tall hat that is about to fall, and jumps up and down angrily: "Catch them, catch them, I want these fools whose IQ is not more than sixty to know the terrible end of offending a great evil alchemist!"

The poor pirates, who had been knocked to the ground and couldn't move, were now being thrown down by a large group of pig-headed monsters, and they were simply unlucky, especially the strong man with the scar who had his nose broken and became a captive of dozens of pig-headed monsters, and was pushed in front of Pig Instein.

"Why? Why aren't you dead yet?" Pig Instein screamed angrily, snatched a magic musket from his hand, and put it directly on the head of the strong man with scarred: "Impossible, impossible, how could my great invention go wrong, I want to do it again, this time it will definitely succeed, it will definitely succeed!"

Bang bang bang, this guy frantically pulled the trigger and fired more than a dozen shots at the head of the strong man with the scar, but just like before, although the strong man with the scar was covered with lead bullets, his face was still ruddy and lively, and there was no sign of dying at all.

"Why? Why is this happening?" "Pig Instein's eyes bulged out in anger, and he grabbed the other party's neck directly, and shook it hysterically, "Damn bastard, why don't you die, give me death, die quickly, die quickly, die die, die, die, ”

And so. The poor scarred strong man finally died, but he was not killed by a magic musket, but the back of his head hit a stone and fainted directly, and Pig Instein finally crossed his waist with satisfaction, and laughed triumphantly: "Oh roar roar, see no, I said, in front of my great evil invention, this guy is dead!"

Dead! Dead! A large group of pig-headed monsters fell to their knees in worship and celebrated the evil Lord Instein. Finally, in the great process of conquering the world, a firm and historic step has been taken.

Lin Taiping and Christine looked at each other, and suddenly didn't know what to say, Tulu couldn't help but touch the horns of the cow, and muttered with a strange face: "It's really strange, why are these pigs afraid of pirates, but they are not afraid of us?"

It turns out that these pig-headed monsters are not afraid of them, but are so stupid that they are not aware of the danger at all. So after a few minutes, when they realized that there were four more terrible creatures than pirates watching, they immediately screamed and picked up all kinds of broken weapons, ready to attack at any time and flee at any time.

"Ah. Well, we have no ill will. Lin Taiping couldn't help but roll his eyes, trying to show that harmless smile of humans and animals, "Seriously." Didn't you see that we saved you?"

It's true, a large group of pig-headed monsters look at each other. Finally hesitating to lower his weapon, Instein lifted the golden hat on his head, and then jumped on the big rock with a majestic face, "Listen, you foolish fellows, though I am as wise as the gods, I can easily defeat pirates with great evil inventions......"

"Lin, can I beat it?" Turlu couldn't listen any longer, and couldn't help but rattle his hooves.

What can he say, Lin Taiping could only pat it on the shoulder to indicate that he was a little impatient, and then raised his head expressionlessly, watching a few yellow leaves fluttering and fluttering in the wind.

After a long, long time, Instein finally ended his long self-praise, and waved his hooves triumphantly to the adoring cheers of the Hog-headed monsters: "However, considering that you backward creatures with an IQ of no more than sixty still provide a little insignificant help, I decided to ......"

With a long tail note, he waved his hooves and spun around in the air, and finally landed on Lin Taiping's body: "I have decided to canonize you as my real assistant and assist me in creating the great and evil invention of zào...... Well, isn't that impressive?"

Lin Taiping wiped his cold sweat speechlessly, and suddenly didn't know what to say: "What, do you call this thanks?"

"Of course, being my assistant is something that many people can't envy. Instein snorted as a matter of course, and then turned to look at Christine and Nightsong, "As for these two, although you are ugly, your skin is not dark enough, your waist is not thick enough, and your face is not big enough, considering your contributions, I still decide...... Well, let you be my handmaidens!"

Very good, Christine's face flushed, and she suddenly felt that if she didn't carry the magic crystal cannon, she would no longer be able to express her inner gratitude, as for the night song dragging the mace, the only question she was thinking about now was whether it was better to braise or fried.

But the problem is that this is not the end, because immediately afterwards, Pig Instein pointed at Tulu again, and sighed with contempt and pity: "As for you, poor stupid cow, I really can't think of any use for you, so it's okay, I still lack a guy to pour the bathwater, so I can barely let you be in charge." ”

Tulu gritted his teeth and his face twitched, and finally couldn't help but turn his head to look at Lin Taiping: "Lin, let me ask again, can I beat it?"

"Well...... Lin Taiping thought about it very seriously, and then replied expressionlessly, "Okay, don't slap your face!"

So, the thunderous Turu immediately rushed forward, followed by Christine and Nightsong, and the three of them surrounded the unprepared pig Instein, and beat him viciously under the gaze of a large group of pig-headed monsters.

Bang bang, bang, bang, ten minutes later, Instein, the pig with a blue nose and swollen face, finally struggled to get up, sorted out the golden high hat that had been covered with dust, it sighed with emotion, and said seriously: "Okay, I thought about it seriously, and suddenly felt that it was better to invite you to my place as a guest......"

Thankfully, this guy finally knows what he's doing!

At this moment, Tulu and the others were moved to tears, a full twenty minutes, this pig-headed monster with a brain in the water took a full twenty minutes, and finally came to a slightly useful sentence.

"Well, we're happy to accept this invitation. Lin Taiping sighed speechlessly, and coughed a few times seriously. "In addition, I have some things I want to ask, I believe that you, with your incomparable wisdom, will be able to help us solve the problem, right?"

"He is superior in wisdom, incomparably like the gods. Pig Instein corrected him seriously, and then patted the alchemy book with a smug face, "However, you are right about one thing, I can indeed help you solve difficult problems, in fact, for a long time in the past, everyone called me a great problem solver......"

So to speak. The creature jumped back onto the worn-out bed, and while admiring himself endlessly, he motioned for everyone to follow it into the laterite hills, and the golden hat that would fall at any moment was like a lighthouse in the middle of the night at sea, guiding everyone in the direction of their progress—

"Wow Ka I swear by the smartest and most evil head in the world, just give me a few minutes and I'll help you solve all the puzzles. ”

"Of course. Of course, rest assured, perhaps it will be difficult for those of you who have an IQ of no more than sixty to solve the puzzle. But don't forget, I'm the most brilliant alchemist of all time, and my wicked wisdom is enough to conquer the world. ”

"Well, speaking of inventions. Would you be interested in seeing my new inventions, although I think it might be difficult for you to understand how they worked, given your intelligence. But who told us that we are already friends, don't worry, I vouch for my great pig character that I will never discriminate against you. ”

In this way, in this kind of chatter and verbosity, Tulu, who was following behind, finally couldn't help but blush, and once again couldn't help but clench his hooves unbearably: "Lin, I want to beat it again!"

"Better not, if you still want that treasure. Lin Taiping patted it on the shoulder and sighed helplessly, "The only hope I have now is that its tribe is not too far from here, otherwise I can't guarantee that I won't...... Well, thank the gods, we seem to have arrived. ”

Well, the gods have really appeared!

After turning a desolate hill, the legendary pig-headed tribe finally appeared, and Pig Instein jumped off the bed excitedly, stood in front of his tribe's door, and proudly spread his two paws: "Wow Ka, how is my tribe, isn't it very brilliant and spectacular, do you feel awe-inspired, maybe a little inferiority?"

"Low self-esteem, inferiority. Lin Taiping looked at this abandoned temple that was about to collapse at any time, nodded seriously, completely ignoring the fact that Tulu behind him was desperately hitting the wall, "I swear, this is the most magnificent building I have ever seen, and it can be called the ninth wonder of the world." ”

"Why not the first wonder?" said Instein in disgruntling, but soon he regained his mood and waved his hooves haughtily, "Kids, take those pirates down, and prepare some delicious food, and I'm going to treat my friends well." ”

To be honest, the moment they heard this word, Lin Taiping and they had a very ominous premonition, and suddenly felt that it was wiser for them to flash early.

In fact, by the time the hospitable hospitable monsters returned, the floor was already filled with all sorts of fine food, such as a few moldy and hairy biscuits, such as five or six rotten expired fruits, such as a piece of black bread that could be crushed to death...... By the way, this piece of black bread is extremely old and can be entered into the history museum.

"What, I want to go for a walk around the neighborhood, does anyone want to go with me?" Nightsong resisted the urge to punch people, and her face was distorted to say goodbye, and Christine and Turou immediately followed, and disappeared with a whoosh.

But the question was, how could the enthusiastic owner let them go, so a large group of pig-headed monsters immediately chirped and screamed, holding these moldy biscuits, expired fruits, hard bread, and hospitable and excited after them, and disappeared together into the distant bushes.

In the originally noisy abandoned temple, it suddenly became cold and silent, Lin Taiping stood there speechlessly, looking at the pig Instein who was trying to tidy up the tall hat opposite, one person and one pig stared at each other with stupid big eyes, even if there were a thousand words, they didn't know where to start.

After a long, long time, Instein suddenly coughed lightly, and while putting down the heavy alchemy book, he stretched out his paws with a smug face, breaking the awkward silence—

"So, dear Lin, maybe we can solve your big problem now...... By the way, visit my great and evil alchemical invention?" (To be continued......)