Rat Bao is soft-hearted, and it is easy to discuss something, she heard Zhou Yu say this, so she forgave him and never got angry again.

But Ahri didn't get along so well, and he still sulked in his own nest.

"Humph!"

He snorted coldly, he was looking down on this guy Rat Bao.

If Zhou Yu is disgusted with them, why should he work hard for him here?

There is no place to stay here, there is a place to stay!

Although Ahri and Rat Bao were rescued by Zhou Yu, after so many times of help, they have already repaid him for saving his life, and they are already indebted.

The soft bone of the rat treasure was inactive when he was stabbed with a bamboo pole, and now he has been fooled by the words of others.

But Ahri is not so easy to coax, he is a proud fox!

"Ahri, what are you humming? Don't you believe what I say? Use your mind-reading skills to see if you can't. ”

Zhou Yu lay in the swing cradle, bathed in the afterglow of the sunset, and fed the rat treasure in his arms delicious food from time to time, so comfortable.

This swing was added to Ahri and Rat Bao, and the decoration workers did not understand the spirit, so they increased the size without authorization, even if Zhou Yu's figure was lying on it, it was more than enough.

"Rat Bao, do you want to eat beef jerky? If you can't get a roast chicken, it's really not good, you can try these pig's head meat! ”

"Thank you, master, rat treasure doesn't eat!"

This is Zhou Yu's usual strategy, he knows that Ahri is greedy, and he can't resist the temptation of this delicacy, knowing that Rat Bao doesn't like to eat these things, he still diligently persuades her to eat.

"Humph! Carving insect skills, you say good, you can't see into the master's heart, you have known it for a long time, but now you are here to pretend, what's the point? ”

Although Ahri's mouth is still hard, his sense of smell and stomach are still very honest, and the tempting smell goes straight into his nostrils, and his stomach growls at the right time.

"Hahaha, Ahri senior, since you still regard me as the master, it means that you are no longer angry, why should you have trouble with your stomach? You're angry with me, I'm still angry with you, you're so ruthless, that's my mother, and my esteemed guest! Hum! ”

As the saying goes, old children, are these thousands of years old foxes the same?

Zhou Yu patiently fought with him, if you are pampered and arrogant, who wouldn't? He fought back in the same way.

You're angry, I'm even angrier than you!

This is called using the way of others to control their bodies, and not to be rude.

"What? Are you still angry? It's okay for me and Rat Bao to be the victims, but it's not you Zhou Yu who should be stabbed with a bamboo pole! ”

Ahri really fell for the trick, and he didn't lie in his own nest anymore, jumped out and pinched his waist to refute Zhou Yu, and counted the master by name.

Zhou Yu smiled slyly, and pretended to be very angry, sat up from the swing suddenly, picked up a glass of wine, and drank it all.

"Ahri, I'm going to have to fight with you about this, you and Rat Bao are powerful, are you still afraid of a bamboo pole? This doesn't pose any threat to you at all, the two of them are weak women, aren't you afraid of taking their lives if you do such a ruthless thing? ”

He is not messing around, nor is he arguing unreasonably, but telling the truth.

"Shut up, isn't there any harm in bamboo poles? That's a great disrespect to Lao Tzu, it's not hurtful, and it's extremely insulting! Why did I make a ruthless move, I used a trick to scare and scare these two stupid women, and you can't stand it? ”

The more Ahri spoke, the more excited he became, and he was addicted to the debate, and he condescended above and did not quench his thirst, so he jumped to the opposite side of Zhou Yu with a swish, and looked at him angrily, without flinching at all.

"Blindfolding? If I hadn't pulled Mr. Ni away, would she have died? People are guests in my house, if she dies here, do you say that she is wronged, even if she offends you, she will not be guilty to death, right? ”

They debated face to face, and neither of them would show weakness.

"Ahri, stand back!"

Rat Bao was frightened, lest her little friend hurt her master.

"Rat Bao, you dodge, Zhou Yu, you are confused, is my Ahri so careless about human life? Ha, it's really an eye-opener, it turns out that in your eyes I am a reckless person! ”

Ahri laughed angrily, took a glass of wine and drank it, slammed his mouth twice, and felt that he had never drunk such a delicious wine, so he drank the cup in front of Zhou Yu again.

Zhou Yu didn't say a word, so he poured him two more cups, and couldn't help but be secretly happy in his heart.

"How's this wine? Listen to me blow it to you! Hahaha, I stole the Moutai wine that my father has treasured for many years, drink one cup of your appetizer, and drink two glasses of your kidneys! Lalala......"

He also used the lines in Zhao Lirong's sketch, just to ease the tense atmosphere.

"Imperial Imperial Liquor, one hundred and eighteen glasses! Zhou Yu, fill it up again for Lao Tzu, and I will forgive you! ”

Ahri really didn't say anything about the amount of alcohol, and after drinking four glasses in one go, he still didn't feel happy, and he even made the same mistake again, claiming to be Lao Tzu.

"If you still want to drink, you'd better pour yourself a drink, right? If you say Lao Tzu again, I'll take away these appetizers! ”

Zhou Yu is not used to this little white fox, obviously he is his master, and he is Lao Tzu.

is good at wine and food, and he is used to his problems.

"Wait, now that you've brought it, don't you want to take it back? If you don't believe me, go and see the hole in the ground, is it still there? ”

Rat Bao is really a well-behaved person, seeing that the two of them are on the bar, he hurriedly went over and helped pour the wine.

"Rat Bao pours wine, not annoyed, not annoyed!"

Zhou Yu couldn't believe it, he got up to look when he heard the sound, and sure enough, the bottomless hole at noon was gone!

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes at the time, he would have thought that this had never happened.

"What's going on? It's really slanted door, and I really can't see anything! Ahri, you are so cunning, even I was scared at the time! ”

After reading it repeatedly, Zhou Yu couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this fox is really unfathomable, and there are many things he doesn't understand.

"That's it! Otherwise, I wouldn't be a fox for thousands of years! At that time, if I hadn't scared these two women, the little boy would probably have to make a fuss. ”

At this moment, Ahri's anger also disappeared, and after a few glasses of wine, he dragged down a big chicken leg and ate it as if no one was around.

The misunderstanding between the master and servant was eliminated, and the harmonious atmosphere of the past was restored.

Zhou Yu sat leisurely on the swing, watching Ahri gobble up, he couldn't help but be funny, as long as he grasped his lifeblood, he was still very easy to get along with.