Say goodbye to gentleness and hurried back to the murderous house.

As I was looking around, a hand suddenly slapped me on the shoulder.

At this moment, I suddenly remembered that the old ghost said about the three fires on my shoulder, so I grabbed the hand hard and pulled it forward.

Originally, I wanted to do the same as on TV to give the other person an over-the-shoulder throw, but I threw it out with a slight force on that hand.

When my gaze was drawn in an arc, I saw Ning Yi's ice cube face.

Seeing that I was about to fall to the ground, I reflexively stretched out my hands to Ning Yi.

As a result, Ning Yi took a step back with a disgusted face, and I fell face down to the ground with a 'snap'.

"Whew!" I trembled and reached out and pulled my face out of the mud with all my might. "Why don't you catch me?"

"What do you think you think is acting in an idol drama?" Ning Yi snorted coldly.

Yes!

I came all the way back to save my mistake, but I didn't expect this to do this to me!

Let him pull!

Forget it!

"I've got a coffin ready?" Just when I was scratching my ears and cheeks angrily, Ning Yi suddenly opened his mouth indifferently. "These days, when you sleep in a coffin, you can weaken the yang energy on your body. On the day of the seventh day of the ghost's head, I will hold a funeral for you. As long as you can hide from the world, you will be safe and sound. ”

Ning Yi's words were light, but my heart was already surging.

I thought he had a poisonous mouth and a poisonous heart, and he didn't save him when he died, but it turned out to be the heart of a villain and the belly of a gentleman!

I'm damned!

When I woke up in the middle of the night, I couldn't help but slap myself a few times.

"Did you hear that?!"

Just when I wanted to get into trouble, Ning Yi grabbed my ear.

"I heard you!" I quickly nodded, "Xianjia, is there anything wrong with you?" ”

"Huh?"

"Like somewhere between the small intestine and the large intestine, between the stomach and the sphincter?"

"What do you mean?" Ning Yi's brows instantly condensed, "You broke your brain?" ”

"No, no! Congratulations to the fairy family! ”

After Ning Yi disappeared, I quickly rummaged through the cabinet and found montmorillonite powder.

This medicine works wonders for treating diarrhea.

After making incense with montmorillonite powder as quickly as possible, hurry up and light it.

When it's almost finished, hurry up and refill it.

From day to night, Ning Yina still didn't move at all.

It seems that my medicinal incense has worked.

Seeing that Ning Yi was fine, my guilt disappeared in an instant.

I wiped the coffin that Ning Yi had prepared for me, and I was just about to lie down in it, when I suddenly heard a crackling sound.

Looking for the sound, I was surprised to see that Ning Yi's tablet was trembling uncontrollably.

Good boys!

What's going on?

Seeing that the tablet was about to fall, I hurriedly held it with my hand.

But the tablet shook so hard that it shook with me.

Seeing that the tablet was about to come out of my hand, a hand suddenly attached to the back of my hand.

When he raised his eyes, it was Qin Mu'an.

"Sister, I'll help you! If it weren't for Ning Yi vomiting and diarrhea there, I'm afraid I wouldn't have a chance to escape from his control! ”

I withdrew my hand and held the tablet tightly in my arms.

"Ning Yi is really having diarrhea?"

"Is that fake?" Qin Mu'an lowered his voice. "Sister, tell me quietly, did you offer him the food that was left overnight?"

"I ......"

"Well done!" Qin Mu'an slapped his face vigorously, "Others are filthy things that leak thousands of miles away, but what Bao Jiaxian leaks thousands of miles is mana cultivation." This time, some of him suffered! ”

"Shut up!" Just when Qin Mu'an was gloating, I interrupted fiercely. "How can you fall into the ground? Ning Yi is my Baojia Immortal, don't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha! You're sarcastically mocking him, but you're actually slapping me in the face! Although you are a second-hand immortal, Lin Xiaoxian entrusted you to me, you are my immortal! If you eat me, drink me, you have to listen to me! ”

"Sister......

"Sister, what sister? If you dare to talk nonsense, I won't give you food! If you're in a hurry, I'll give you to someone else! Not everyone is as good a talker as I am, and if they meet a pervert, they may use your cousin sheet as pants! Would you rather hang someone on your crotch all day long? ”

"I don't want to!" Qin Muan pouted, "Sister, don't give me away!" ”

"Then be nice!"

"Good!"

"Hungry or not? I bought elbows! ”

"I don't have much appetite for Ning Yi like that!" Qin Mu'an said with a serious face, "Why don't you bring me three first!" ”

Me, "......"

Is this called no appetite?

When you have an appetite, you can't eat until I go bankrupt?

Actually, I thought about waiting for Ning Yi and them to finish eating before eating the tribute, but Grandma Ye said that the food that Bao Jiaxian enjoyed was not blessed.

Therefore, I can only take it out and feed the stray animals.

Watching them eat fragrant and spicy food and I eat bran vegetables every day, I am very unconvinced!

Listening to Ning Yi's words, I was going to spend the night in a coffin.

Because I was afraid that Ning Yi's pulling would be too strong and cause dehydration, I also lit him incense made of electrolyte water.

Tossed until midnight, as soon as he climbed into the coffin and lay down, a big pale hand slapped on the coffin lid.

My heart contracted violently, and I subconsciously screamed.

Just as I was about to lift the lid of the coffin and escape, Ning Yi's face suddenly came into view.

"Immortal...... Immortals? I hurriedly propped myself up, "Xianjia, what's wrong with you?" ”

"The immortal asked you what's wrong!" Ning Yi gritted his teeth, "Did you poison this immortal?" ”

"Nope! No! I don't have laxatives! ”

When I blurted it out, I covered my mouth.

Oops!

I'm going to get beaten!

Ning Yi waved his hand, and the coffin lid was lifted in an instant.

Seeing him stretch out his hand, I hurriedly jumped out.

Seeing that he was about to cross the threshold, the door slammed shut.

So, I had to take shelter around the coffin.

He chased me and fled, and I couldn't escape!

"Stop!"

"I don't!" I circled around the coffin, "The fairy family is angry, I didn't mean to!" Besides, I made amends in time after realizing my mistake, otherwise you wouldn't have the strength to chase me all over the house now, would you? It's wrong for me to put laxatives on the fairy family, but the fairy family doesn't need to have a mouth first! If the immortal family had made it clear to me, it wouldn't have happened now! ”

At that, I closed my eyes.

Shake off your hands vigorously and take out the momentum of a 100-meter sprint.

"I was wrong! I was wrong! I promise to serve the immortal family obediently in the future, and I will never drug the immortal family again! Immortal family, you ......"

Inadvertently squinted his eyes, and instantly saw Ning Yi's face.

Before I could stop, Ning Yi reached out and grabbed my skull first, and slipped me to him, who was constantly kicking my legs.

"Immortal, you are Laipi, and you still have a flash!"

"This immortal has never moved! And you're like a donkey chasing carrots, you can't stop when you spread your hooves! ”

"Don't slap your face!" I cried and clutched my cheeks, "I'm going to school tomorrow!" ”

"When did this immortal hit you in the face?"

"Don't fight anywhere else, give me a chance to atone for my sins! In the future, I promise to serve the immortals with good wine and meat! Immortal, please! Okay, let me go! ”

"You ......"

Seeing Ning Yi raise his other hand, I subconsciously tightened my neck.

After a few moments, he let it go.

"Go back to the coffin and sleep!"

……