I hate Yan Ruyu!

Hate her Virgin!

But while hating her, I also envy her 'wisdom and foolishness'.

She is using her own way to punish Li Zheng invisibly.

Yan Ruyu's beloved died, and she had long lost her belief in survival.

The reason why they bullied themselves before was to atone for their sins.

In the end, she used the opportunity of her reincarnation in exchange for Li Zheng's last years, and Li Zheng, who lost his wife and enemy, could only survive in his later years.

In the midst of endless thoughts and pain, he died rightly.

There is a good saying, 'Death is not painful, life is painful'.

After burying Yan Ruyu's bones, I summoned the Baojia Immortal.

"Xianjia, I'm going to get married!"

"Congratulations!" Ning Yi said casually, "Then there will be one more person to make offerings to this immortal!" ”

"Immortal family, it's a fake marriage!"

Next, I will tell you all about the deal I said with the female ghost Fang Fang.

"I summoned the Immortal Family out because I wanted the Immortal Family to secretly poke and probe me, what if that Fang Fang couldn't come down from my body?"

"Who would scarce your body?" Ning Yi sneered.

Me, "......"

"Okay, Ben Xian knows how to do it!"

……

Big red happy words, dragon and phoenix candles.

Grandpa Luo was wearing a Mao suit, and his gray hair was combed and smooth.

He seemed a little nervous, fiddling with the red flowers on his chest from time to time.

"Grandpa!"

When he was hesitating to go out, the head teacher Luo Li rushed in with a gift.

"Lili, you're here!"

"Why so suddenly?" Luo Li smiled and said, "Grandpa, you're so trendy, you have learned to get married in a flash!" ”

"What flash marriage?" Grandpa Luo's old face was dry, "We have been in love for a long time!" ”

"I'm really happy to see my grandfather happy!" The head teacher covered his mouth and snickered, "I'll have one more grandmother in the future!" ”

"yes, Lili!" Grandpa Luo sighed lightly, "In the future, you have to honor grandma like a filial grandfather, otherwise grandpa will be angry!" ”

"Don't worry, grandpa!" The head teacher looked around, "Where's my grandmother?" ”

"Fang'er, come out!"

Suddenly, Grandpa Luo shouted at me.

"I'm so nervous!" Fang Fang muttered in a low voice, "My legs are weak!" ”

"That's my leg!" I don't have a good airway.

"No, I can't walk, you help me move out!"

At the critical moment, it depends on me.

With a deep exhale, I lifted the curtain and walked out slowly.

"Hey, Shen An'an, why are you here?" Luo Li said and looked behind me, "Where's my grandmother?" ”

"Far away, close at hand!" Grandpa Luo pulled his clothes and straightened his posture and pointed at me. "Call grandma!"

Luo Li was stunned for a moment, and then looked straight at me.

"Grandpa, today isn't April Fool's Day!"

"Grandpa is joking?" Grandpa Luo immediately lowered his face, "This is the girl I always wanted to marry!" ”

Luo Li opened her mouth and pumped it off.

"Look at the kids!" Fang Fang said shyly.

Ahh

This is happy, and it is clear that I can't accept it for a while!

……

Fang Fang believed in his words, and left after paying a visit to Grandpa Luo.

Before leaving, he promised Grandpa Luo that he would wait for him, provided that Grandpa Luo spent the rest of his life well.

But my head is big on my side!

When Luo Li appeared at the door of the murderous mansion with her suitcase, we looked at each other for a while, embarrassed and didn't know what to say.

"Old class, in fact, the incident with Grandpa Luo was a misunderstanding!"

"I've seen you fool me?" The head teacher interrupted me anxiously, "Shen An'an, your life is too high, right?" What do you say you want my grandfather to do? Is it my grandfather's retirement salary of 3,500, or is it my grandfather's love of tai chi and not bathing? ”

"It's a ghost who married Grandpa Luo!"

Seeing that Luo Li was about to go crazy, I hurriedly said loudly.

Luo Li was silent for a moment, her face solemn.

"How do I usually teach you? It doesn't matter if you study well or not, what matters is your character! How dare you lie to me! ”

Luo Li said, and raised her hand to hit me.

I turned and ran, but she cornered me.

"I'm demon-possessed!"

Seeing that Luo Li's slap was about to fall on me, I hurriedly screamed.

"And the last time I fell from the roof, it was also caused by a ghost. The one who married Grandpa Luo was named Fang Fang, and he was Grandpa Luo's first love. She has been following Grandpa Luo since she drowned, and her biggest wish is to marry him! And I'm just doing them a small favor! ”

I didn't plan to sue Luo Li!

Because the ghost can't explain anything like this, it will make her misunderstand that I have a mental problem.

But I'm afraid that if I don't tell the truth again, Luo Li's CPU will be dry!

Luo Li was silent for a long time, and suddenly hugged me.

"An An, it's okay, it's okay! We are sick and cured, and the teacher will not give up on you! ”

For a moment, I was speechless.

Because there was only one bed in the murderous house, Luo Li slept with me.

I thought she would recognize the bed, but I didn't expect to start snoring early.

When I finally fell asleep, I was suddenly woken up by a scream.

subconsciously sat up, but Luo Li was not around.

Hurriedly put on her shoes, and Luo Li stumbled in.

"Wash your hands...... Toilet! ”

"What's wrong with the bathroom?"

"There's dirt in the bathroom!"

Luo Li's face was blue and white for a while, and she had long lost her former sharp teeth.

"Dirty? I've cleaned it! ”

"Nope! Luo Li shook her head vigorously, "Yes...... Ghost! ”

As soon as the word 'ghost' was spoken, the door slammed shut.

Luo Li jumped up in fright, and the whole person hung on my body.

"Old class, calm down!"

"I can't calm down!" Luo Li's lips kept trembling, "I...... I wanted to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but as soon as I tried to go in, something pushed me away! At first, I didn't pay attention to it, thinking that I was hallucinating in a daze. But when I tried to lean in again, the toilet suddenly flushed automatically! ”

"Won't it?"

I frowned, and couldn't help but look at the swing in the courtyard made of hanging ropes.

When the head teacher came to stay temporarily, I already said hello to the ghost couple.

It makes no sense that they disobey me, but they scare the head teacher behind my back!

"Really!"

"I'll take a look!"

I walked in front, followed by the head teacher.

When they arrived at the door of the toilet, the head teacher distanced himself.

After a moment's hesitation, I pushed the door open.

The white toilet bowl appeared in front of me in an instant.

"No problem!" I spread my hands blankly, "You ......"

Before I could finish speaking, there was a sudden sound of water rushing behind me.

Hurriedly turned around, and happened to see Ning Yi, who was pale.

His hand was on the flush button.

"What are you doing?" I opened my mouth in surprise.

"This immortal asks you!" Ning Yi glared at me fiercely and gritted his teeth, "What kind of incense did you light for this immortal?" I pulled this fairy with soft legs before, but now I want to pull it but I can't pull it out! This immortal has not been relieved for three days! ”

Worst!

Is there too much incense mixed with montmorillonite?

"So what are you doing on the toilet bowl all the time?"

"This immortal wants to use the sound of flushing water to stimulate the defecation!"

"Ahh

Before I could speak, the head teacher screamed.

She turned and ran, unable to stop her.

The head teacher didn't give me a chance to explain at all, and even packed up and fled and left the murderous house.

……