After locking the door of the hostel, I quietly lit the incense.

As soon as he turned around after inserting the incense burner, he saw Qin Mu'an holding a large abalone in one hand.

I was so frightened that I almost jumped up.

"Sister!" Qin Mu'an frowned, "Did you sell me?" ”

"Huh? Why do you suddenly say that? ”

I was a little weak-hearted, and I didn't dare to look directly into Qin Mu'an's eyes.

"Because every time Ning Yi beats me, you will open a small stove for me! Last time it was an elbow, this time it's an abalone! Qin Mu'an said this, and gestured with his finger. It's still a three-headed abalone! ”

"That...... Actually......"

"Sister, if you have something to say, just say it!"

"Mu An is like this!" I hurriedly raised my stiff and unbent arms, "My hands are too injured to take care of myself now, let alone you!" So I'd like to talk to you about it......"

"Tell me, who will you transfer me to!"

Without waiting for me to finish, Qin Muan sat on the chair.

"I ......"

"Anyway, it's not the first time I've experienced it without my consent, I'm used to it!"

Damn it!

My inexplicable guilt!

It's like the shame of being an adopted orphan and being given up by an adoptive mother to someone else!

"I'm talking to you, not informing you."

I hurriedly put on a soft tone and squatted guilty in front of Qin Mu'an.

"Really?" Qin Mu'an frowned.

"Uh-huh!" I nodded again and again, "My good friend Ye Chenchen, she wants to worship you." He said that as long as you agree, not only will you be able to eat and drink spicy food, but you will also be able to transfer me a job that pays well. Although I am very short of money, I can't have no limit. I told her that I wanted to discuss with Qin Mu'an. If you don't say yes, I won't do it myself! ”

"Sister......

Looking at Qin Mu'an's eyes with smoke, I couldn't wait to slap myself a few ear scrapers.

Just when I was about to kneel down to apologize for my guilt, Qin Mu'an's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Is it that Ye Chenchen's conditions are better than yours?"

"Hmm!" I scratched my head, "She's the second generation of demolition!" ”

"Are there any other family protectors in her family?"

"Nope!"

"So what are you waiting for!" Qin Mu'an jumped up excitedly, "Instead of following my sister to starve nine times out of ten, and being beaten up by Ning Yi every once in a while, then I might as well go to Ye Chenchen to eat and drink spicy food and be an uncle!" ”

Me, "......"

"Hurry up, don't ink!"

This product is not nostalgic at all!

I thought he would be reluctant, and then hugged my leg and cried and shouted for me to keep him.

Unexpectedly, he couldn't wait to move in now.

"Are you sure?"

"Of course!"

"But I don't know how to turn around!"

"Lin Xiaoxian, how did you forget?"

Qin Mu'an's words made me chuckle in my heart.

Watching him approach step by step, I panicked.

Lin Xiaoxian was entrusted to Gu after death, does I have to die to transfer Baojiaxian?

"Sister, you're so cowardly!" Qin Mu'an suddenly lowered his head and looked at me and grinned, "I'll tease you!" Just turn it around and you don't need to die! Hahaha......"

"Laugh what a laugh!" I let out a long breath, "Eat the abalone first, and then I'll take you to Ye Chenchen!" ”

"Hey, I'm going to get rich overnight soon, who cares about your three melons and two dates? Keep it for Ning Yi, he is used to eating inferior tribute! ”

Me, "......"

……

Ye Chenchen took Qin Mu'an's hall slip and held a simple handover ceremony.

After lighting the incense, he immediately saw Qin Mu'an.

From Ye Chenchen's expression, it could be seen that she was very satisfied.

As for Qin Mu'an, he was even more satisfied!

Not everyone can afford to use rosewood for tablets!

Ye Chenchen walked away with the tablet in his hand, and left me a phone number before leaving.

I didn't hesitate and went straight to it.

"Hey, hello! I'm ......."

"You're finally calling!" Before I could finish, a hoarse voice interrupted me. "When can I come to work?"

"Is it in such a hurry? I ......"

"Eight thousand!" The man interrupted me again, "Come tonight!" ”

From 5,000 to 8,000 all at once?

It's a pie-in-the-sky feeling!

"If it weren't for the accident in front of me, I wouldn't have been in such a hurry to find you! From 12 p.m. to 6 a.m. the next day, you are only responsible for taking care of the things inside, and you don't need to do any other physical work! If you want to come and have to sign a contract for at least half a year, you will compensate us three times for the breach of contract. ”

"This ......"

I clutched my phone tightly, a little hesitant.

With the triple penalty of liquidated damages, I was a little afraid to go.

"Salary is paid at the end of each month, you can advance in advance, there are five insurances and one housing fund, and women even have maternity insurance, maternity leave and breastfeeding subsidies, and they can even bring their children to work!"

"I don't have children! But can I bring a tablet to work? ”

"Even if you move your ancestral hall here, it's no problem!"

"Then I'll go!" I suddenly became excited, "But I have to make it clear to you that this job was originally my classmate's!" But I can go over and re-interview and ......."

"No need!" The other party interrupted me again, "It doesn't matter who works here at all, what matters is who can do it in the end." ”

……

When I excitedly looked for the position that the other party gave me, I saw the big words 'funeral home' when I raised my eyes.

In an instant, the whole person was petrified in place.

Funeral parlor?

Dare to love the good job that Ye Chenchen said is to show the door to the funeral home?

From 12 o'clock in the evening to 6 o'clock in the morning, the time and location of the evil sect, no wonder the salary is so high!

"Coming?"

Just as he was about to turn around and leave, the door of the funeral home opened.

An old man in overalls told me this, and then he ripped off his mask and revealed his face full of furrows.

Listen to this voice, it's the one I'm talking to on the phone.

"I'm calling Hexi, the curator here."

Hessi goes?

Riding a crane west?

It's a name!

"Curator He, I'm ......"

"All the luggage?" Curator He glanced at the suitcase in my hand, "It just so happened that I packed up the duty room, you can come in and take a look!" ”

Without waiting for me to speak, Director He turned around and left.

It seems too rude to just come and leave!

It's better to go and see it first, and then just make an excuse and say it's not suitable.

Funeral parlor?

Joke!

There's no way I'll ever work in a funeral home in my life!

The funeral home was quiet and spacious.

Walking through the neat courtyard, Director He came to a door.

When I opened the door, I was shocked again.

Where is this duty room?

This Nima is a well-decorated presidential suite, right?

The layout of three bedrooms and one living room, Chinese decoration style, extremely low-key and elegant.

There is everything you need inside, even karaoke and treadmills.

In the fruit bowl on the living room table, there are all kinds of fruits, some of which I have never seen before.

"These fruits are ......"

"Oh, you'll have a fruit meal in addition to breakfast, dinner, and supper. Balanced nutrition can ensure good health, and a good body is the foundation of good work. ”

"Doesn't it cost any money?"

"Of course!" Director He nodded, "The salary for working in our pavilion is very high, but there are few who can really accept it!" ”

"Here's ...... Am I living alone? ”

Three-bedroom and one-living room, no matter how you look at it, it should be shared, right?

"The condition is a little worse!" Director He frowned, "After all, you are a new employee and you have signed a temporary contract, unlike other regular workers who can be assigned their own rooms." ”

"You're still allocating a house?"

"Do our business and be in the company of the dead, and no living man will dare to come near us! Because the more you give, the more you naturally get. ”

There is one thing to say!

There's no better job for social phobia, right?

"I heard you're still a student?"

"Hmm!"

"Then don't tell anyone about your work here, or they will treat you like a flood beast to be afraid of!"

"Good!"

"Then let's sign the contract!" When Curator He said this, he suddenly stared at my eyes. "We're all right! As long as you sign a contract, you have to work for at least half a year. Your job is to keep an eye on the guests here, and do whatever you want? At the funeral home or even in this lounge, you have absolute freedom! ”

As soon as my head was hot, I signed the contract inexplicably.

After signing it, I still haven't come back to my senses.

In hindsight, I feel like I've been PUA!

But on the bright side, I'm yin and yang, and since I'm destined to see ghosts, what's the harm in living in a funeral home?

"Curator He, I have a problem!"

"The contract has been signed, it's too late to regret it!" Curator He hurriedly put away the contract.

"No, no, no!" I hurriedly shook my head, "I want to ask how I can become a regular worker here?" ”

This sentence made the wrinkles on Curator He's face instantly squeeze into a ball.

"You can finish this half a year first!" Curator He said angrily, "There are few people before you who can do it for half a year!" ”

"Then they are all accompanied by liquidated damages?"

"No!" Curator He suddenly narrowed his eyes strangely, "They're all dead!" ”

……

The contract is signed, and I can't regret it.

Especially when Director He brought me a rich dinner, I simply forgot what regret was.

Which janitor can eat steak?

But after all, in the funeral home, I was a little hairy.

Is this really a steak? Or is it locally sourced?

The thought of this makes me shudder.

To be on the safe side, I placed the steak in front of Ning's tablet.

After I lit the incense, I turned my head and saw Ning Yi wiping her mouth elegantly with a napkin.

"What did you do to be sorry for this immortal?"

Without waiting for me to speak, Ning Yi spoke indifferently.

"Immortal family, why do you say that?"

"Otherwise, with your little family's temperament, how can you be willing to use Wagyu beef to worship this immortal?"

"Wagyu?" I froze for a moment, then exclaimed. "Is that expensive Wagyu beef?"

"yes!" Ning Yi frowned slightly.

Woooooo

Wagyu!

My dream meat!

"What are you doing with your sad face? Bensen...... Wait a minute! Ning Yi said this, and suddenly looked around. Where is this? ”

"Funeral home!" I hung my head, "I've found a part-time job!" ”

"So, Qin Mu'an and Ye Chenchen?"

Listening to me explain the cause and effect, Ning Yi narrowed his eyes slightly.

What kind of expression is this?

Envy?

"Xianjia, when I have money, I will also change a rosewood tablet for you!"

"You should have sent him away a long time ago!" Ning Yi loosened his frowning brows, "Otherwise, this immortal will kill him sooner or later!" ”

"There's a guest here!"

Just as he was about to say something, there was a sudden shout from Director He outside.

I hurried out of the lounge, and as soon as I arrived in the courtyard, I heard the sound of crying.

I saw a large group of people wearing linen and filial piety supporting each other and squeezing in, and in front of them was a hearse with coffins.

"Curator He, is there anything you need my help with?"

I came back to my senses and hurriedly whispered to Director He.

With a salary of 8,000 a month, I don't feel solid if I don't do something.

"The guests of Group A are fully entrusted to us to receive, you only need to take care of the guests of Group B!" When Curator He said this, he suddenly looked at me. "What do you belong to?"

"I'm nineteen, a sheep!"

"The deceased is a cow, avoid dragons, horses, sheep, dogs, rabbits, you quickly avoid it!"

……