Did Ning grew up drinking dichlorvos? Why are the words so poisonous?

Although it is supporting me, it sounds uncomfortable.

Did he really take away my pain?

I squinted at the thought of this.

After thinking for a moment, I secretly pinched the flesh of my thigh, and then twisted it hard.

"Ahh

Ning Yi exclaimed, and I almost jumped up in fright.

"What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?" Ning Yi asked angrily.

"I ...... I wanted to see if it really didn't hurt anymore! ”

"Try a yarn!" Ning Yi glared at me and gritted his teeth, "Don't you know if your arm hurts like that?" ”

It's also O!

The doctor gave me an anesthetic, but it got more and more painful as time went on.

But now, I don't feel anything at all.

"Hehe, it really doesn't hurt anymore!" I happily threw up my plaster arm, "Thank you, Xianjia!" ”

"You give Ben Xian'an points!" Ning Yi frowned and grabbed my skull, pressed me to the chair and sat down. "Hurry up and heal your wounds! Otherwise, who will serve the immortals? ”

I nodded hurriedly, but as I nodded, I suddenly felt a strange itch in the middle of the conversation.

I wanted to scratch it, but my arm was so straight that I couldn't bend it at all.

So I tilted my head and bent my neck, twisting my shoulders from side to side, trying to move my muscles to squeeze the itch.

But this action does not help, but only gets more and more itchy.

When it itched so much that I couldn't help but grin, Ning Yi pressed my restless shoulder.

"Dead girl, what's wrong with you?"

"Itchy back!"

"Ben Xian thought you were a corpse!" Ning Yi muffled.

Wow, it's really itchy!

"Xianjia, you help me scratch!"

"Huh?"

"Help me tickle!" I writhed as hard as maggots all over my body, "I can't reach it!" ”

"Did you eat the bear's heart and leopard gall? How dare you let this immortal tickle you? ”

In response to my request, Ning Yi was very angry.

But if I could do this myself, how could I beg him in a low manner?

I'd better go and rub it myself!

As soon as I pushed Ning Ye away, I quickly pressed my back against the wall.

Then, he twisted his body vigorously.

"What are you doing?" Ning Yi looked at the scene in front of him, his face full of intricacies.

"Tickle!"

"You ......"

"Whew, I can't scratch it!"

Not only can it be scratched, but the itch that was originally left on the surface seems to have seeped into the pores at the moment, and even the bone marrow is itching.

"These believers are really not as good as the generation!"

Ning Yi said this impatiently, and grabbed my Heavenly Spirit Cover.

Quickly flipped me over and slammed it against the wall.

"Where?"

"Immortal, are you willing to help me?"

I was a little flattered by Ning Yi's move.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Ning Yi froze his tone, "Where the hell?" ”

"It's the middle of two little wings!"

"Little wings?"

"Oh, it's the shoulder blades!" I hurriedly said, "I'm used to calling them little wings!" ”

"The little wings have grown, but they don't have brains!"

After complaining, Ning Yi's fingers pointed hard at my back.

"A little bit above!"

"This?"

"That's right! With this as the center, it is radioactive and scratches around! ”

"You're ordering Benxian?" Ning Yi suddenly stopped moving.

"No, no, no! I'm just discussing with the immortals! ”

"This fairy loves to scratch as much as you want!"

As if I was crazy, Ning Yi scratched my back.

When the force was heavy, I even felt like my ribs were going to fall apart.

When it's light, it's itchy and itchy.

But I don't dare to say that the immortal family I provoked endured by myself!

Finally, under Ning Yi's ignorance, his back was no longer itchy.

I hurriedly called a halt, and Ning Yi also stopped stupidly.

"Immortal, can you do me another favor?"

"Shen An'an, don't go too far!" Ning Yi lifted me up, "You dare to ...... again and again"

"Xianjia, you just called me by name!" Sensing that Ning Yi's anger value was about to be reported, I hurriedly interrupted him. "How can my mediocre name be so good when called out by the Immortal Family's honorable mouth?"

I don't know if what Yunyu taught me can be used on men, but in order to prevent being beaten, I can only give it a try.

The fifteenth article of the crash version of tea treatment: Don't be stingy to praise the other party, even if you want to tear him up! Take advantage of the other party's forgetfulness and fluttering, and then turn sweet words into intestinal poison, and kill him with one move!

"You ......" Ning Yan let go of me stupidly, "What kind of evil has this immortal created?" ”

Exhaling heavily, Ning Yi turned his face away.

"Say!"

"Can you help me get some steamed buns?"

"Wait!"

……

I was reading a book while munching on steamed buns when there was a knock on the door outside.

went over to open the door with a steamed bun in his mouth, and when he looked up, he actually saw Situ Jin.

"Division ......"

I subconsciously wanted to say hello, but a mouth of steamed buns fell instantly.

I wanted to pick it up and throw it in the trash, but I was trampled on by Situ Jin.

"You're going to eat this?"

When Situ Jin said this, his eyes were full of sympathy.

"Yes, Mr. Situ, I ......"

"Why don't you say it if you have difficulties?" Situ Jin interrupted me with a solemn face, "Come to this kind of place to work part-time, and only eat steamed buns?" ”

Well, I eat steamed buns because I'm tired of eating big fish and meat in the funeral home these days.

Just these few steamed buns, or Ning Yi stole them for me with all his hard work!

"Actually......"

"You are such a hard-working and hard-working person, how can Feng Qingluan bear to poison you?"

Situ Jin's next sentence made me give up the idea of explaining.

"Teacher Situ, in fact, I don't blame classmate Feng!"

"You're explaining to her?" Situ Jin frowned, "What are you afraid of?" ”

"I ......"

"Is it worried that you won't be able to pay for hospitalization? Just because your injuries are so serious, it completely constitutes intentional injury! Speaking of this, Situ Jin's face was solemn. I'm in charge of finding the best lawyer to help you win this case! ”

"No! No way! Hearing this, I quickly shook my head.

This injury was originally caused by myself, and it makes no sense that Feng Qingluan really carried the black cauldron.

She can be mean, but I can't be shameless.

Most importantly, how do I feel that Situ Jin wants to destroy Feng Qingluan with my hands?

"Teacher Situ, you used to be a forensic doctor?"

Seeing the resentment on Situ Jin's face, I hurriedly diverted the topic.

"Yes!" Situ Jin nodded.

"And will you have a body to beautify?"

"You ......"

Situ Jin stared at me, wanting to speak again.

When his scalp tingled a little when he stared at me, his eyes overflowed with damn sympathy.

"Do you want to learn corpse beauty to make more money?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Thank you teacher for giving me such a good reason, otherwise I really don't know how to explain it.

"I learned some when I was forensic medicine!"

"Can you teach me then?" I jerked my arms up ninety degrees, then folded my hands together. "I want to learn one more skill!"

"But it's hard!" Situ Jin frowned and said, "Not only do you have to overcome the fear of death, but you also have to calmly face all kinds of corpses, and even some corpses are fragmented and miserable. ”

"I'm not afraid!" I hurriedly said, "Otherwise, I wouldn't be working here part-time!" ”

"Alright then, I'll teach you another day!"

"Don't change the day, just today! I got to work at twelve o'clock in the morning, and there were still a few hours left! ”

"But ......" Situ Jin looked left and right, and reached out to wipe his forehead. Let's start with anatomy! Only by understanding the basic structure of the human body can we better restore the deceased to its original state! ”

……