Chapter Fifty-Nine: Ben Immortal Has Always Been White-skinned

When I saw a full face glued to the helmet in my hand, I screamed and threw it out.

As soon as Situ raised his hand, he easily caught it.

"I'm sorry!" Situ Kui's face was full of apologies, "The burn is so bad, my face sticks to the helmet." ”

Speaking of this, Situ Qi lowered his head and picked his face seriously.

I'm used to seeing big scenes, and my scalp is a little numb at the moment.

Especially when I saw Situ picking at his face, I couldn't help but itch all over my body.

Burning this miserable picture shows how painful he was at that time.

When Situ Qi put his face back on, I finally barely saw a handsome face.

Whew, much better!

"You made this for me?" Situ looked at the food on the ground, "No wonder they all say that if they want to capture a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach." It's a pity...... I'm dead! Your affection, I can't be blessed, I can't repay it! ”

"You misunderstood!" I quickly shook my head, "I'll buy these things!" ”

"Forehead ......"

"And! As long as you do me a small favor, I won't be unrewarded! People have personalities, ghosts have ghosts, I send you so many delicious food, you will definitely know how to repay the kindness, right? ”

"It's not!" Situ Kui, who was holding a helmet in one hand, tilted his head and stared at me, "You're too realistic, aren't you?" Shouldn't you give silently and wait for me to be moved? Then let's have another singing and crying, heart-wrenching ghost love! ”

"Uncle, you think too much!"

"Uncle?"

What is it called if you don't call it?

Situ Jin is five years older than me, and he is ten years older than Situ Jin.

With a total gap of fifteen years, can you still call your brother?

"Brother!"

Forget it, people have to bow their heads under the tombstones.

"That's pretty much it! I was the youngest domineering president when I was alive! ”

How can there be a domineering president who likes to eat canned herring and durian stewed stinky tofu?

"Brother President, I specifically asked you to help this time!"

"Hmm!" Situ sat in front of the tombstone and picked up a piece of durian. "Say it!"

This tone is really similar to Situ Jin, and he is worthy of being a brother.

"I want you to teach me how to ride a bike!"

As soon as the words fell, Situ Kui spit out the durian.

"I didn't eat it! You can't lie to me! ”

"What are you doing!" I hurriedly said, "You don't want to be reincarnated in the cemetery when you die, why can't you teach me by the way, so that I can carry forward your skills?" ”

"What technology?" Situ said coldly, "A real motorcycle driver uses his life to play with his life!" How old are you? ”

When Situ said this, he looked me up and down.

"Look at your development, you haven't graduated from high school yet, right? What is it bad to learn at the age of tricks, you learn locomotives? ”

"I'm nineteen!"

"Oh, I'm sorry! Then your family of origin must be very bitter, right? If you don't have enough food and clothing, you will be stunted! ”

Me, "......"

"If I had known about your existence while I was alive, I would have supported you!"

"I really want to learn how to drive!" I was angry, but I softened my tone. "Brother Situ, can you teach me well?"

"Not good!" Situ Kui shook his head decisively, "Our Situ Kui will never accept apprentices!" ”

……

Abandon?

No way!

I filled up the locomotive with fuel and pushed it all the way to the cemetery in the western suburbs.

After burning the paper for Situ Kui, I patted the locomotive with a smile.

"Familiar? It's your landline! I also added my favorite 95 gasoline. ”

"Even if you add Qiong Jelly Jade Dew, I won't teach you!"

After Situ Yu appeared, he spoke slowly.

But I turned a deaf ear and just stepped onto the locomotive.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

I ignored Situ and started directly.

The rumbling sound was instantly deafening.

"You don't want to teach yourself, do you? Without the hands-on teaching of professional teachers, you will ......"

Before Situ finished speaking, I rushed out along with the locomotive with a 'whoosh'.

"Don't! Don't come here! ”

A scrawny old man suddenly appeared in front of the tombstone not far away, waving his arms vigorously.

"Get out of the way! I can't stop it! ”

Die!

Where's the brake?

If this hits, the old ghost's tombstone will be shattered.

No way!

I'm going to stop!

As soon as my head was hot, I stretched out my legs without even thinking about it.

I want to ...... in the most traditional way Foot brakes, brakes!

But the locomotive is too high!

I kicked and kicked hard with my legs in mid-air, and I didn't touch the ground.

Woo woo, why am I a little short leg?

"Hey! Brake! ”

Seeing the tombstone getting closer and closer, I subconsciously leaned back.

Then the front of the car cocked instantly, and it jumped off the tombstone at my exclamation.

"Brother Situ, look! I'm flying......"

There was a loud 'bang' and the locomotive fell to the ground.

Immediately after, I fell on the locomotive.

Three spins in the air, plus a Thomas spin, so that you fall so painfully that you cry, right?

However, I must not have felt it!

Ning Yi didn't lie to me, he really eliminated the pain for me!

"Hey, are you alright?"

Situ Kui teleported in front of me and hurriedly crouched down to look at me.

"I'll just say I'm talented! I'm flying just now! ”

"That's the dragon raising its head!"

"It's fine!" I struggled to my feet and lifted the locomotive with all my might.

"What are you doing?"

"Learn to ride!" I blushed and straightened the locomotive, then lifted my leg and stepped on. "This time, I'm going to fly from this tombstone to that tombstone!"

"That's a hundred meters! You think you can fly! ”

"It's okay, it's okay!" I waved my hand gently.

"Don't think I'll help you if you use bitter meat tricks!" Situ Kui gritted his teeth, "The first element of being a domineering president is...... Cold......

Before Situ finished speaking, I swooped out again.

Falling, getting up.

Get up and fall again.

By the time it got dark, I was already blue and purple.

At this time, more and more lonely ghosts gathered around.

Wen Wan, the leader, had already covered her chest with a distressed face.

"Baby, stop!"

"It's not like you don't know this kid!" Yun Yu on the side grabbed Wen Wan, "If I had this temperament back then, I would have died eight hundred times earlier!" ”

In the midst of all the ghosts' discussions, Situ Kui's face was always pale.

Just as I rolled down from the locomotive again and braked more than ten meters with my face on the ground, he stood in front of me.

"Get on your knees!" Situ Kui hurriedly said, "Just kowtow is considered an apprentice!" ”

"No way!" I struggled to my head, "I can't just kneel on someone's knees!" ”

I promised Ning Yi that I couldn't kneel to anyone but him!

"Then you can pour me a cup of tea!" Situ said anxiously, "Just call the master again!" ”

"I don't have tea, but I have this!"

I hurriedly got up and ran back to Situ Kui's tombstone, poured out a bowl of soup and handed it to Situ Kui.

"Master, drink soup!"

"Go back and rest today, and I'll teach you tomorrow!" Situ glanced at me smugly and drank the soup down.

"Thank you, master!"

"Let's call it Brother Situ!" Situ Qi frowned, "The locomotive stays!" Next time, you'd better not ride on your own without my orders! ”

"Hey, hey, got it!"

After thanking me for my kindness, I turned around and limped out of the cemetery.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw Ning Yi leaning over slightly with one hand.

"Immortal Family!"

I called out excitedly and trotted over.

When he looked up, he was shocked to see Ning Yi's pale face.

Even the lips have lost their blood.

"Xianjia, what's wrong with you?"

"What's wrong with you?" Ning Yi said weakly, "Are you tossing yourself again?" ”

"I ......"

Before I could finish speaking, Ning Yi grabbed my shoulder and looked me up and down.

Then, his brow furrowed suddenly.

"It's true that this immortal has eliminated the pain for you, but the damage is real! Don't think that if it doesn't hurt, you'll be fine! Did you get it? ”

"I understand!" I quickly nodded, "Immortal, you don't look very good!" ”

"This immortal has always been white-skinned!" Ning Yi said this, and grabbed my shoulder. "Help Benxian go back!"

……

(End of chapter)