Suddenly, I understood what Situ Jin meant by what he had said to me before!

He told me to attend his wedding at my own risk.

This...... It is the consequence of what Situ Jin said.

Situ Jin said that he loved me in front of people all over the world, making Feng Qingluan lose face in front of everyone, making me a place to be buried, and a thorn in her Feng Qingluan's eyes!

No way!

I'm really going to die this time!

Rather than being played to death by Feng Qingluan, I might as well die in my own hands.

Make up your mind, I'll take out all the money.

First, he invited all the colleagues in the funeral home to eat and drink, and then made four special incense sticks for Ning Yi.

The moment Ning Yi appeared, I directly put the knife on his neck.

"What?" Ning Yi's eyes tightened.

"Immortal family, you go first, I'll come later!"

'Smack'

Ning Yi slapped me on the head, I let go of my hand in pain, and he took the opportunity to take the knife.

"Why do you want to die if you live well?"

"You saw it too!" I want to cry without tears, "Situ Jin borrowed a knife to kill!" Originally, Feng Qingluan didn't have a legitimate excuse to deal with me, but this time, even if she devoured me alive, everyone would only sympathize with her! You see! ”

Speaking of which, I turned on my phone.

'Look at these hot headlines!' The wedding scene of a wealthy celebrity was green, and the junior was actually the little sister of the funeral home'! And this one: 'Chaebol Son's corpse-chasing girlfriend'! The most outrageous thing is this, 'The noble son of the returned country was lowered and abandoned in public to his fiancée'! Any of these three would be enough for Feng Qingluan to kill me! ”

I stood on tiptoe and grabbed Ning Yi's clothes.

"So I decided to strike first!"

"What you call the first strike is to kill yourself?" Ning Yi frowned, "I praised you for having a brain before!" ”

"Woo......"

"Besides, you're not afraid of dying, but you're still afraid of living?"

"What should I do then?" I pouted, looking like I had nothing to love. "If I fall into the hands of Feng Qingluan, there will definitely be no good end!"

"There are pros and cons to everything, you think in a good direction!"

"I can't think of any good this thing can do me!"

"It's just stupid!" Ning Yi sighed lightly, "Now everyone in the world knows how much Feng Qingluan hates you, in case something happens to you, she will be the first to get out of it!" ”

As soon as Ning Yi said this, my heart suddenly chuckled.

That's right!

Feng Qingluan was hindered by laws and regulations, so he didn't dare to attack me directly.

Now that the whole world knows about their husband and wife's 'love and hatred' with me, once I have a trouble, the first thing they suspect is Feng Qingluan.

Invisibly, it has become another kind of protection.

"Moreover, you are on fire!" Ning Yi gently pounded me with his elbow, "Half of the top ten hits are about you, if you take an endorsement or go to a hole, then you will earn more than 10,000 yuan!" ”

That's right!

Black and red are also red!

Isn't that more than making money at a funeral home?

As long as I have money, I can worship Ning Yi to the greatest extent, and if I worship Ning Yi well, he will be able to achieve positive results.

If Ning Yi attains the Tao alone, I will ascend to heaven!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Turning around and walking into the bathroom, a jar full of soapy water was filled.

"Whoa!"

"What?"

"Drank it?" I casually said, "I added insecticide to your incense!" I want to kill you before I kill myself! ”

"Shen An'an!!"

……

Early the next morning, I was woken up by the noise.

I thought it was a group of guests from the funeral home, so I hurriedly washed up and came out to help.

But as soon as I arrived at the door, I saw the team of Wu Yang.

Two staff members blocked the door, shouting at the top of their voices that idlers should not enter.

"Look, that's Shen An'an!"

"The one who can play Gu?"

"No, no, no! She's a corpse chaser! How else to work in a funeral home? ”

"I heard that she also raises little ghosts!"

……

Everyone talked about it, and it exploded for a while.

Director He dragged me into the funeral parlor and closed the door before people poured in.

Curator He and I slammed against the door, and then looked at each other.

"Curator, what's going on?"

"It's not because of you!" Director He raised his voice, "These people are here to see!" Some people are not good at scolding, and some regard you as a benchmark for love! In short, it's like crazy! They're always stuck here, how can I do business! ”

"Curator, I'm sorry ......"

"Eggplant!"

Just about to apologize, Director He suddenly raised his mobile phone.

With a 'click' sound, a photo of me and Director He appeared on the screen.

"Later, I will enlarge this photo and hang it on the door, which may bring a lot of traffic to our funeral home."

Me, "......"

"An An, I decided to give you shares and shares!"

At the mention of money, I immediately came to my senses.

"How much?"

"In addition to the annual dividend, I will give you one-tenth of the commission for each deceased person burned, as long as it is a guest who comes because of your admiration, I will give you forty percent of the profit after deducting the cost and employee salary."

"Then I have ......," I snapped my fingers. Doesn't I have a lot of money? ”

"Hmm!" Curator He nodded solemnly, "From now on, you will not be an employee here, but a deputy curator!" ”

Deputy Curator?

Hey, hey, hey!

Sounds so prestigious!

You know, since I was a child, I haven't even been a team leader.

"An An, why don't you speak?"

"Call me Deputy Curator Shen!" I couldn't even retract the curvature of the corners of my mouth for a while.

"Did you adapt so quickly?" Director He said helplessly, "Okay, I'll go and get those fanatics outside first, otherwise we won't be able to send away the real deceased." ”

……

I don't know how Director He got those people.

But in the evening, Director He gathered all the staff together and officially appointed me as deputy director.

People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and I instantly forgot that I was publicly executed by Situ Jin before.

I bought a lot of tributes, and I specially lit incense for Ye Chenchen.

But as soon as Ye Chenchen appeared, he had a fierce and vicious expression.

"Shen An'an, what kind of shit luck did you go?"

"Are you envious?"

"Envy?" Ye Chenchen snorted coldly, "Do you envy your junior and the third party?" ”

"The junior and the third party will only be condemned by morality, but killing relatives is not only a crime, but also a pig and a dog!"

"Shen An'an, I'll kill you!"

Ye Chenchen shouted like this, but he couldn't get close to me at all.

"Since you're not hungry, go to the yard and do a hundred thousand push-ups!"

"Shen An'an, I hate you!"

Ye Chenchen's screams got farther and farther away until he became out of breath.

People I don't care about don't affect my good mood.

With a lot of paper products, I came to the morgue.

After burning one by one, the ten shadows turned into reality.

"An An, this is the PSP console I've always wanted!" Negative 4 trembled with excitement.

"Isn't this the latest Grandma Xiang set I've seen in a magazine?" Minus 1 turned around, surprised and delighted. "An An, you are so good!"

"It's all under the same roof, and everyone will naturally get rich when I get promoted."

"Promoted? An An, you are the curator? ”

"Vice! Vice! I grinned.

"That's the leader, too!" Negative 4 hurriedly said, "Such a happy day, why don't I throw a big intestine to help you?" ”

"I can put my head in my pelvis!"

"It's disgusting! Why don't we unload ourselves and see who can put it together first? ”

The corpses were talking a lot, so it was not lively.

But I listen, why is it so infiltrating?

Everyone was noisy, except for a corpse in the corner.

He hunched over the corner, seemingly out of place with the other corpses.

I walked over and patted him on the shoulder, and he suddenly straightened up to reveal his bare neck.

That's right, it's the neck.

He's a headless corpse!

"I don't like the gift I gave you?"

"You gave me a hat!"

The Headless Corpse said this, and pulled out a top hat.

"You said you liked it!"

"But what am I going to wear?"

Me, "......"

"I don't want to waste such a nice gift, can you help me find my head?"

Change?

Can such a difficult task not be handed over to me so easily?

"Please, the corpse can't be buried if it's incomplete!" The headless corpse shook his hands, "I want to get my head back and put on the hat you gave me, and die with dignity." ”

"Alright! I'm not sure I'll find it, though! ”

"It doesn't matter, I'll wait as long as I want! Anyway, I've been lying here for so many days, and it's not bad for a year and a half. ”

The headless corpse said this excitedly, and put the top hat around his neck.

Watching the headless corpses happily throw themselves into the corpses, I was a little helpless.

But what can be done?

Manage the corpse yourself, pet yourself!

Besides, I still have to accumulate yin virtue, don't I?

It's just a headless corpse with minus 8 cabinets, where did it come from?

I specifically inquired about them with Director He before, but Director He didn't know anything.

Because most of the corpses here were taken over from the previous curator.

Passed down from generation to generation, it has long become an old antique.

……

Without any clues, I can only start with the wound.

The wound on the neck of the headless corpse was unevenly edged, and the surrounding soft tissue injuries appeared to be obvious blunt trauma.

Looking at the rest of the body, there were no obvious traumas.

There is no trace of struggle before his death, and it is very likely that an acquaintance committed the crime.

But it is impossible for a living person to be hacked to death by a murderer!

Therefore, it is very likely that the headless corpse was asleep or in a coma before death.

Comparatively, pain wakes up a sleeping person, who wakes up with a reflexive struggle.

So it is basically concluded that the headless corpse was unconscious before it was killed.

Upon examination, I found no tranquilizer in the stomach and esophagus of the headless corpse.

However, it was found that his muscles, especially his limbs, were visibly atrophied.

On the elbows on both sides of the headless corpse, there are several obvious holes.

It looks like the eye of a needle.

However, it is a bit larger than the eye of the needle.

In summary, this headless corpse should have been a patient who had been paralyzed in bed for a long time and was in a coma.

This gave the murderer a chance to cut off his head without any resistance.

Perhaps, I should consult Lan Qingqing.

Leaving the funeral home, I went straight to the hospital.

At the door of the rescue room, I saw Lan Qingqing.

"Another one died!" Lan Qingqing pointed to the door of the rescue room, "It's the third one today!" ”

"Let's not talk about this yet, I have something to do with you!"

"Looking for me?"

"This!" I pulled out my phone, "Do you think this is the eye of a needle?" ”

Lan Qingqing lowered her head and looked at me for a moment.

"Yes! To be precise, this is the eye of the indwelling needle! It is generally used for drug administration, rescue, or some long-term infusion of patients and people. ”

……