Chapter Thirty-Nine: Oh No, Miscellaneous Cultivation!!

In the dark movie theater, with only a sparse audience, Artoria closed her eyes as she gradually and completely immersed herself in the Star Wars plot with two buckets of popcorn in her hands.

Mainly because after lunch, the feeling of dizziness and swelling that can usually be suppressed is getting worse and worse, and I think I haven't rested well, so I take advantage of this time to take a good rest.

However, he had just fallen into a light sleep for a while when he was woken up by the sound of a rat eating from behind.

The sound is getting louder and louder, and the simplicity is no longer unbearable.

What to eat so delicious?

Artoria isn't as loud as yours!

However, as soon as he got up and woke up to scold, he simply found that the voice was made by a little couple who were uncontrollable, shaking their lips and puffing their tongues, and they were so reluctant to part with each other.

Ah......h

Although it was embarrassing, the noise made by the two was too loud, and Jian Jian patiently reminded him twice, but it didn't work at all, and the two of them seemed to be unable to hear at all.

"Artoria, let's change positions."

From the movements of the two of them, it was inferred that there would be a big battle today, so he easily pulled up Artoria and went to the unmanned seat in front of him.

"Simple, is the movie theater a place to do that kind of thing?" Artoria, who was being pulled, lowered her head and asked in a low voice.

"Don't think about it, it's just a very rare individual phenomenon."

Sitting down in the new seat, he said casually that he had only seen this situation in some film and television works and novels before, and in reality this was the first time in two lives.

"It's a very rare phenomenon of individual people..."

Artoria sat down and whispered a whisper, a puzzled look at what she heard.

Another couple pecking at each other, quite far away, inadvertently broke into the easy line of sight.

Sensing the ease of something, he stood up and looked around, only to realize that except for himself and Artoria, the other couples in the theater were all doing that kind of thing at this time, and even worse, they were already on the horse.

"Easy, you brought me to a place like this, do you say..."

Artoria's head grew lower and lower, and her voice grew quieter.

Looking at the two hands tightly clutching the skirt, a flawless pretty face was so red that it seemed to be dripping blood, and even the dull hair on the top of the head seemed to be dyed with a layer of red glow Artoria, and she was in a trance.

The indescribable desire came again with a feeling of dizziness, but fortunately, he shook his head in time and suppressed the despicable desire.

"Even if I jumped into the Yellow River, I couldn't wash it."

complained simply, and dragged Artoria up in the next second.

"Let's go, let's go to the next place."

……

Explaining all the way, Artoria reluctantly accepted the fact that she had misunderstood Simple, but her head was still lowered, and she didn't look up all the way, letting Simple pull.

Soon, the two of them arrived at a new place that was booked in advance for Artoria - a serious health massage place.

"Let's take a shower first."

As soon as she heard this, Artoria instantly raised her head, and the heat that had just diminished came to her face again.

This man really wants to ......!

"Hurry up, why are you stunned?"

After taking the first step, he found that Artoria did not follow up at the first time, and showed a puzzled face, seeing that the other party hesitated, he decisively turned back and pulled the other party into the store together.

"I assure you, it's absolutely comfortable, and you'll be absolutely satisfied!" Simply patted his chest and said.

"Princess... How can you say such shameless things in public! I... I misread you! ”

Looking at the incoherent Artoria, she was puzzled.

"Huh? What's so shameless about this? ”

Seeing that the other party's face was full of confusion, Artoria was shocked.

But then I thought of the scene in the movie theater, and I suddenly realized something.

It turns out that people in this country are so open on weekdays? That kind of unspeakable thing can be put on the bright side, and there is no shame at all!

So, should you follow the local customs?

As soon as Artoria struggled, she was simply pushed to a young clerk.

"She's here for the first time, I'm sorry for you."

"Hey, please leave it to me to arrange."

Two hours later.

After enjoying the simplicity of the master's just right and precise service for 20 years of massage, she came to Artoria who was sitting on the electric massage chair with her eyes closed after the massage with a plate of fruit.

"How? I'm not wrong, right? ”

Artoria, who already knew that she had misunderstood the other party, had a flash of blush on her face, then opened her eyes and nodded approvingly: "Well, even when he was a king, he never had this kind of enjoyment, and massage massage is worthy of being one of the treasures of human civilization." ”

With a simple smile, he put the fruit platter in his hand next to the other party.

"If you like, eat some fruit, we'll go shopping later, and we'll have dinner later."

"Well, then it's all up to the princess to arrange."

With that, Artoria closed her eyes once more, and as she was simply instructed, she began to enjoy herself intently.

Before I knew it, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening.

In front of the park benches, holding an umbrella, Artoria, who had just finished what could be called the most luxurious dinner in her life, held two lion dolls that she had caught from the crane machine in the mall in the afternoon, and was still immersed in today's experience.

After handing out the drink he bought from the vending machine, he asked, "How was your day?" ”

"It's as incredible as a dream."

Somehow, when Artoria said this, she felt a little distressed for this little girl.

"Since you've said so, let's make this dream a little longer, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, every day until the end of the Holy Grail War."

"How can this be! The day has passed..."

Simply interrupted the agitated Artoria and raised an index finger and said, "You must be talking about the Holy Grail War, right?" But isn't proper rest and relaxation also for the Holy Grail War? Wouldn't it be more effective to relax and nourish your mind during the day, and at night? ”

"This..."

Because at first glance it sounded very reasonable, Artoria suddenly became entangled, and there was no doubt that she wanted to continue this life in her heart.

"In addition, think about it a little bit for yourself, since you already know that your wish can no longer be realized, then sooner or later you have to accept the reality, but after accepting the reality, have you thought about your ending?"

"My end?"

"Go to Avalon, did you say there was something good to eat in Avalon? Is there anything good to drink? Does someone give you a massage? ”

After a triple question, Artoria was stunned, and the hairs on her head stood on end.

Avalon doesn't seem to have come to anything!

Although the environment is beautiful, there are mountains and rivers, and you can make yourself immortal, but there is nothing fun to eat and drink!

He is immortal, but he doesn't even have anything to eat......

That's a life or something.,I really don't want it~~~.

"But... But..."

Seeing that Artoria was obviously entangled, she said simply.

"You don't have to feel psychological pressure, you see, now that you're my servant, it's like you're working for me, other masters can provide magic power as a salary, and I'm a better eater, and magic can only be lost to you in that way.

So, in order to compensate, I will find another way, and it is reasonable to give you something delicious and fun, listen to me, eat and drink, and before going to Avalon, I will enjoy all the things I haven't eaten enough and haven't had enough! ”

Looking at the simplicity that was so serious that it didn't look like a joke, Artoria suddenly showed a touched face.

"Easy, I'm really honored to be your servant and fight side by side with you."

Artoria chuckled softly.

The simplicity of being hit directly in the atrium by such a pure and clean smile with a bit of gratitude and happiness, and it was another trance, and the feeling of dizziness that had been suppressed for an afternoon hit again.

This time, the simplicity was not well suppressed.

When I came back to my senses, there was something more in my arms.

Looking at Artoria, who was slightly red and pulled into her arms in a state of distraction, she couldn't control her instinct after all, and lowered her head and kissed it.

In an instant, both of them who were hiding nearby blew up.

One is standing on a street lamp, with blue tendons bursting out on his forehead, and his heart is shining with one sentence after another, and the other is Illya, who was in the position early......