Pure and pure speechless!

Why is this uncle so 'innocent and cute'!

What he said, which word is related to 'Zhaodi'!

Angry!

Such a sloppy name for my mother!

"One thing to say, you and Zhao Di are weird! However, you don't have her water! If she weren't weird, the men in the village would marry her! ”

"How eccentric is she?"

"It's not weird to eat raw fish, it's weird that she's a baby! It was time for teething, and she had two fangs first. At first, I thought it was a little tiger tooth and didn't care, but it turned out to grow longer and longer, just like the dog's teeth, sharper than the dog's teeth. We felt unlucky, so we unplugged it when she grew up! Anyway, she is quite good during the day, but she is more wild at night, and when others light the lamp, she can walk like a fly in the dark. What's more, her eyes sometimes reflect at night! ”

Reflective?

That's a glow-in-the-dark reflection phenomenon that only animals have!

It seems that my mom really has half fox blood!

"After talking for a long time, you haven't said who you are!"

"Recruit a girl!"

As soon as these words came out, the old man's hand trembled.

After a long time, the cigarette pouch was knocked to the ground.

"No wonder there are yin and yang eyes, dare to love is brought from the mother's womb! It is said that people who come back from the dead will open their yin and yang eyes after passing through the ghost gate, and it is estimated that you are a genetic recruit! So where is your mom now? ”

"I don't know!" I shook my head and got up to stand up, "Uncle, I'll go first!" You take the money to buy some delicious food, thank you for saving my mother! ”

With that in mind, I turned and left.

Could the person who sent my grandmother to the grave be my mother?

Grandma Liu and my grandmother are good, and she can remember that most of what my mother said is good, which proves that my grandmother has a good impression of my mother.

Is it because my grandmother was kind to my mother when she was alive, and my mother remembered her kindness so she came to the grave?

Thinking of this, I became excited, and hurriedly lit incense to summon Ye Chenchen.

"Slut, what are you doing?"

"I want you to guard my grandmother's grave!"

"I haven't even guarded my own grandmother's grave, and you let me guard your grandmother's grave?"

"It's not a discussion, it's an order! If anyone passes by or worships, follow her immediately and tell me! ”

"I don't do it! You ......."

Before Ye Chenchen's words were finished, he disappeared.

Her son was obedient and took his mother away.

……

Returning to the funeral home, I went straight to the morgue.

When I went in, I happened to see Professor Corpse reading a book.

"Coming back?"

After saying this, the corpse professor continued to bow his head.

When I saw him, I seemed to remember something.

I remember that Situ Jin once asked a few professors to translate ancient Sanskrit, but at that time they only translated a little, saying that the scholar who really understood ancient Sanskrit had passed away, could it be that the corpse professor was talking about?

However, this matter will be investigated later, and the minus 4 thing will be settled first.

I knocked on Negative 4's morgue and told him everything when Negative 4 showed up.

When he heard that I was going to put him in the water again, his whole body was twisted and distorted.

"No! No way! ”

"Why not?"

"He was drowned in the water, and naturally he has a fear of water!" The corpse professor next to him spoke, "The physical fear has become psychological, and it is even more unforgettable!" ”

"But that's the only way you can find your true self! Don't you want to know where your home is and how many people are in your family? Don't you want to be buried in the ground? Although you don't have to work to be a ghost, aren't you bored to stay in the morgue all day long? ”

"But I'm really scared!" Negative 4 said cautiously.

"You've been dead for a long time, and you're going to be gone! If I don't know you, forget it, since I know you, I can't ignore you! Negative 4, if you are afraid of water, I am also afraid! To do it, I take more risk than you do! I have to drown in the same magnetic field as you to be able to read your memories before I can see your memories before I can see them! ”

"Yes, lad!" "There's not a ghost who doesn't want to know about their past!" Memories of the past, good or bad, are proof that you existed! When you are in the ground, I will let this girl find me a home, this ghost is really uncomfortable! ”

This minus 4 is estimated to be soft and cannot withstand lobbying.

After the persuasion of Professor Corpse and me, I finally nodded.

After buying a good set of paper clothes and burning them for minus 4, I took his body to the nearest river at the funeral home in the dead of night.

I couldn't move it alone, so I asked Director He to drive me over.

By the river, it was pitch black.

Tie minus 4's legs with a rope to prevent him from sinking or being washed away.

Then I tied it up and grabbed my trouser legs and walked slowly into the river.

When the cold water touched my ankles, I shivered.

"Curator He, do you really know how to swim?"

"Of course! That's amazing! ”

"Is it true that you will do first aid?"

"Can I lie to you?" Curator He, who was holding a flashlight, had a straight face, "I was a male nurse when I was young!" ”

"Can you rescue me in five minutes?"

"I ...... Try your best! ”

"Can't do as much as possible!" I was immediately anxious, "If I die, you will lose a good employee!" No, it's the deputy curator! Without me, whoever names your corpse, who weeps for those who die! Who will inherit your mantle after a hundred years! ”

"Come on! Tell me to leave! Curator He covered his face, "Don't worry, I will definitely save you back!" ”

With Director He's assurance, I walked head-on.

When the river was up to my chest, I felt stuffy, and I felt so full of breath that I wanted to explode.

But after getting used to it for a while, it got a little better.

When the river reached my neck, I dragged the body of Negative 4 to me.

Then he took a sharp breath and plunged headlong into the water.

Grunt, grunt.

I tried to hold my breath, but I took several sips of water.

The reflexive struggles and fluttering of the hands.

A strong feeling of suffocation struck instantly.

But fluttering, the feeling of suffocation turned into vertigo.

I felt weak, groggy and floated with the waves.

The vision became more and more blurred, until the water circle not far away opened up in layers.

I opened my eyes suddenly, and when I looked at it, I saw a man struggling.

He had his back to me, struggling desperately.

This is how the layers of water waves are created.

I don't know how to swim, I just learn how to shave with a puppy.

When I went around to the front, I actually saw a familiar face!

Negative 4!

It's minus 4!

No wonder I don't feel suffocated, no wonder I'm self-taught, it turns out that I have the same yin magnetic field as minus 4!

Not daring to think about it, I hurriedly followed the line of sight of minus 4.

Through the layers of water, I saw a woman.

The woman stood on the shore, her face expressionless and her gaze lowered.

I was just about to stick my head out to get a closer look at her face, when she suddenly bent down and picked up a stone from the river and smashed it hard.

……