"Yes! I'm glad I listened to you, otherwise...... Tut-tut! Originally, I didn't look down on her, I didn't pretend without my mother's funding, although Xiaohu didn't go to work and relied on her for a few years, but our Xiaohu will have a big future in the future! ”

"Yes, Mom, don't be angry! Anyway, she died outside! ”

"Hey, didn't your Aunt Zhao say that the matchmaker would come to our house today? How to ......"

As soon as Zhang Mei said this, she suddenly looked at me.

"Who are you?"

Zhang Mei's tone was not good, with a thick sense of impatience.

"Aunt Zhao asked me to come!"

"You're a matchmaker?" Zhang Mei looked me up and down, "I haven't seen such a young matchmaker!" ”

"Mom, we call this a matchmaker in our era!" Cheng Feng smiled and accosted, "Say Cao Cao Cao is here!" Come in! ”

Mother and daughter hurriedly let me in, and then placed a fruit bowl mixed with candy and melon seeds in front of me.

It looks like this is what was left over from yesterday's wedding.

Looking around, there are still traces of glue on the wall.

Lu Juan's bones were not cold, but they tore off the word "happiness" early.

"I heard you just had a happy event yesterday!"

My words made the mother and daughter look at each other.

Then, Cheng Feng accompanied the smiling face.

"It's not a happy event, it's an engagement feast! However, the girl was born sick, and she fell ill directly before she could do anything. So this family business is over! You can't delay my brother's marriage just because she's sick, don't you think? ”

"Yes!" I nodded reluctantly, "What about the lad?" Let's go into details! ”

"My son's name is Cheng Hu, and his sister Cheng Feng! The meaning is to become a tiger and become a phoenix, and the township chief gave it to him. When I gave birth to him, I almost had half my life, and I only survived after a month in the hospital incubator, so I treasure him so much! He is twenty-four years old this year, one meter eighty-two ninety-six pounds! ”

One meter eighty-two ninety-six pounds?

Is this a bamboo pole?

"What does he do?" I swallowed the disgust in my heart and asked.

"Chef, your craft is good!" Zhang Mei gave a thumbs up again and again.

"How much is the salary?"

"Less than 100,000 yuan a month!"

"How much is that?" I couldn't help but frown, "We need the real situation to match you with the right girl!" ”

"Then how do I know! He hasn't gone to work yet! Zhang Mei grinned, "But my son is amazing, he can take charge of himself wherever he goes to work, and tens of thousands of yuan a month is an easy matter!" ”

"That's right, my brother is a potential stock!" Cheng Feng next to him accosted, "How can you have a lot of money when you come up, you can't rely on the little husband and wife to fight together!" ”

Laugh to death!

Really make excuses!

An idle unemployed vagrant, praised by them like a flower.

But I don't care, I just want to take this opportunity to find Lu Juan's wandering soul.

"Then what do you want from a woman?"

My words made Zhang Mei and Cheng Feng look at each other.

Then they all looked at me.

"Urban hukou, have a decent job, preferably 9 to 5, so that you can take care of my mother. My mother has been pulling our sister and brother for so many years, and it is time to enjoy the blessings! The woman's parents must have a pension, be healthy and be able to take care of themselves, after all, the water spilled by the married girl, in case they have a disease or a disaster, they can also take care of themselves, and they can help at a critical moment! ”

Wow!

It's really shameless and invincible!

How did she say that?

Did the girl marry into your family or sell it to your family?

If you don't give the bride price, you still post it upside down?

"A girl's salary should not be too high, 8,000 yuan a month. Half of it is used to pay for the mortgage, and half is used to live! Zhang Mei then said, "I will take care of my son's money for him, so that they don't have a lot of money, and there will be more use for having children in the future?" ”

"Do you still want the woman to repay the mortgage? Is her name written in the room book? ”

"Why do we write her name on the house we bought? This is what my mom worked so hard to save! Cheng Feng glanced at her mouth, "She wants to live with my brother sincerely, does she care about this?" ”

Where's my knife?

I'm going to cut people!

How did this wonderful family come together?

What did Lu Juan do when she married in?

"How much are you going to pay for the bride price?"

Forced to shout, I gritted my teeth.

"What era do you still need a bride price?" Zhang Mei covered her mouth, "This bride price is a feudal bad habit, and it is not allowed by the state!" The young couple lives a life of affection and not money, don't you say? ”

"If you say that, you don't have to do a wedding?"

"That's okay!" Zhang Mei suddenly made a serious face, "Although the bride price is a bad habit, we are all honest people, and we can't help but give it!" I prepared 18,000 yuan, hoping to make a fortune along the way. ”

"The bride price is not for the mother's family, it is for the living fund of the young couple, at least 58,000, right?"

"Fifty-eight? Isn't that going to cost our whole family's lives! Zhang Mei patted her legs, "I'm a widow, how can I have so much money?" ”

"Mom!" Cheng Feng patted Zhang Mei, and then looked at me. "Fifty-eight thousand is fine, but I have to accompany a car to deal with it, so that it will be convenient for my brother to go to work in the future!"

"How much does it cost for a car?"

"At least 200,000 upwards! Otherwise, can you still call a taxi? ”

Finally, I couldn't take it anymore.

A handful of fruit plates were flipped over, and the case was slapped.

"Crazy you guys! The bride price of 50,000 and 80,000 will cost you your life, and you will want the car of 200,000 yuan! What do you want from other girls? Are you bitter or mean? All the men in the world are dead, and you're left with it? How dare you put forward conditions! ”

"How do you speak?" Zhang Mei was on fire, "After the matter is completed, we will give the matchmaker money, and it is your turn to talk nonsense here!" ”

"Yes! My brother is excellent, we are qualified to negotiate conditions! There are so many girls outside, all of them are chasing my brother on the pole! How do you do business with this kind of service attitude? ”

"You ......"

"Then I'm going to see how good your brother is!"

Suddenly, Ning Yi broke into the door, and as soon as he raised his hand, he threw a thin man like a bamboo pole to the ground.

"Little Tiger!"

Zhang Mei and Cheng Feng screamed and hurriedly rushed over to help the man up.

At this time, I saw the man's face clearly.

It looks like he was twenty years old, with mouse eyes, and some cross-eyed.

The gills of the sharp-beaked monkey are like weasels.

The appearance of the crooked mouth twitching is extremely funny.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Mei shouted, "You dare to bully my son, you won't die well!" ”

Zhang Mei shouted and was about to rush at me, but was overturned by Ning Yi with a slap in the air.

He rolled on the ground several times until he hit the wall.

"Murder! Help me! ”

Cheng Feng was stunned for a moment, then hugged his head and wanted to rush outside.

I kicked her in the waist and grabbed her hair when she fell to the ground.

Then, shove all the hair into her mouth.

Seeing this, Cheng Hu clenched his fists but didn't dare to move.

"What the hell are you trying to do?"

"How did Lu Juan die?"

At the mention of the name Lu Juan, Cheng Hu suddenly panicked.

And Zhang Mei struggled to get up, but was glared back by Ning Yi.

"Say!" I raise the volume.

"I don't know!" Cheng Hu cried with a sad face, "I met her in the restaurant, I was in the back kitchen at that time, she was a waiter, we fell in love after coming and going, she was too easy to chase, I casually brought her a few meals, she was moved to death, I didn't expect her to get pregnant later!" ”

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