Chapter 163: Are You Pregnant?
When Lin Dan panted and handed a packet of medicine to me, a strong smell of Chinese medicine rushed into my breath.
"This is it!" Lin Dan patted his chest, "Huang Po only gave me a week's supply, saying that the prescription is confidential, and only she can match it." So, I'll have to pick it up next week. ”
"Lin Dan, give me the phone number!"
"Okay, my number is ......"
After calling Lin Dan on my mobile phone, Lin Dan quickly saved my phone.
"Don't drink this medicine again! Before I find out what's in here! ”
"Good!"
After saying goodbye to Lin Dan, I asked Lan Qingqing to get a certificate of early pregnancy.
For the sake of safety, a pregnant woman's urine test cup was also deliberately ordered.
After I went back, I went to one of the few coffin shops in Haicheng, took out Lu Juan's birthday, and asked the boss to rank me.
The boss squinted his eyes and looked at it carefully.
"No wonder it's gone at such a young age, this is the life of the big yin!"
The boss's words immediately caught my attention.
"Boss, what is the fate of the big yin?"
"You young people don't pay attention to the lunar calendar, only look at the solar calendar, and it's no wonder you! You see, if this girl's birthday is converted to a lunar calendar, it happens to be a lunar year, a lunar month, and a lunar day. By the way, when did she give birth? ”
"It seems to be...... Ling 2 o'clock! ”
"If it's two o'clock in the morning, it's the lunar year, the moon, and the cloudy day!" The boss's face was solemn, "Such a yin life is not only hard, but it is also very likely that you will die young and die unexpectedly." Hey......"
"Boss, is there such a thing as this birthday?"
"Of course! What has been passed down by our ancestors is rather credible than not! ”
Suddenly, I felt compassion.
"Boss, you can help me see this by the way!"
With that, I wrote Lin Dan's birthday.
"April 16, 1999? This is also the birthday of the lunar year, the lunar month, and the lunar day! The boss looked at me in astonishment, "If he was born at 4 o'clock in the morning, it would also be the fate of the great evil!" ”
The dead Lin Dan and Lu Juan were both born on a cloudy day in the lunar year, and they were both pregnant and took Huang Po's decoction!
This is definitely not just a coincidence!
Seeing that the boss was busy, I hurriedly took out my mobile phone.
'When did you give birth?' ’
After a while, Lin Dan replied to the message.
'Four o'clock in the middle of the night. ’
When I saw these four words, my heart couldn't help but sink.
It seems that if you want to fool Huang Po, it's not so simple.
"That's it!"
After a while, the boss handed me the tablet.
Seeing me take out the red hydrangea, he frowned.
"What is this for?"
"Wrap the hydrangea and send it back to the deceased's in-laws!"
"How much does this daughter-in-law hate the old woman?" The boss was speechless, "The soul of the new daughter-in-law marries the in-law's family because she wants her in-law's family to live in peace, and even if she dies, she can't be reincarnated, and their souls can only be entangled with the daughter-in-law forever until the soul is gone." ”
"How can I crack it?"
"Don't put red hydrangeas!" The boss said, "Take the red hydrangea and you can crack it!" It seems that this person does not understand everything, if the husband's name is engraved together, the man will die violently within three days. Tut-tut......"
"Got it!"
I raised the corners of my mouth, paid and turned to leave.
Riding a small electric donkey to meet the whirring wind, I came to Cheng's house.
After knocking on the door, Zhang Mei appeared at the door with her clothes on.
But when she saw that it was me, she hurried to close the door.
But I went first, shoving the tablet wrapped in hydrangea into her arms.
"What is this?"
"Someone asked me for a gift for you?"
"Who?"
"Lu Juan!"
With that, I turned around and left.
Not long after, a heart-rending scream erupted behind him.
This family deserves it!
Engraved Cheng Hu's name on Lu Juan's tablet without authorization, because she didn't want Zhang Mei to have the idea of destroying the tablet.
I don't know if this thing is done right!
But, it's true!
The three of these mothers and sons should not have a good death.
……
The next day, I followed the small advertisement and asked someone to make me a fake ID card in case I needed it.
In addition, I forcibly kidnapped a baby spirit in the hospital and gave him a lot of candy and toys to coax him to stick to my legs.
When I came to Lai'an Temple again, I finally waited for Huang Po.
Before meeting Huang Po, there were two procedures, one was to look at the ID card, and the other was to go to the toilet.
It is called emptying distractions, but in fact it is just a urine test.
Because there is no squatting pit in the toilet, only a temporary spittoon.
I poured the pregnant woman's urine I had brought in and went out to pretend to straighten my pants.
After a while, someone called me.
A nun-like woman walked me around for a long time, and finally entered a room filled with sandalwood.
I saw a white-haired old woman sitting cross-legged on the futon with her eyes closed.
Come to think of it, she should be Huang Po.
"Who's coming?"
"My name is Shen An'an!" I hurriedly clasped my hands together in a gesture of reverence. "I want to ask for a son!"
This sentence made Huang Po slowly open her eyes.
The cloudy gaze landed on my lap impartially.
This move made me a little nervous.
It seems that this Huang Po also has yin and yang eyes!
If she sees that I don't have a ghost around my leg, she must know that I am a fake pregnant woman.
"What's your birthday? Accurate to the hour! ”
"June 18, 2001 at 6 p.m."
Test me?
Before I came, I could carry a rolling melon!
"Hmm!" Huang Po nodded with satisfaction, "As long as you obediently eat the decoction according to my instructions, you will be able to ask for a child!" But remember, to take it once a day at 12 p.m. ”
"Can you really get pregnant if you eat it?" I pretended to be suspicious, "My man's health is not good, and after being with him for so many years, my stomach has not moved." Why don't you open me more, and I'll go back and eat with him!" ”
"What did you say?" Huang Po frowned, "This medicine can only be drunk by pregnant women, and it is ineffective for men to drink it!" If you suspect that your man can't do it......"
Huang Po said, and suddenly took out a coin and put it in front of me.
"Is this internal or external?"
"What to take internally and apply externally!" Huang Po rolled her eyes at me, "If you suspect that your husband's health is not good, take this money and take the No. 4 bus to the men's hospital to register for a look!" ”
Huang Po chattered again, and then let me go.
But as soon as I walked out of the temple, my heavenly spirit cover was pinched.
When my legs were in the air, my body turned around.
Ning Yi's handsome face, which was covered with coldness, was instantly filled with sight.
"Who do you say is not in good health?"
"I ...... Wrong! Are you eavesdropping on us? "Reacting, I kicked Ning Yi." Didn't you say you couldn't enter the Buddha Hall? ”
"This is not a serious temple, there is no holy light in the Buddha hall!" Ning Yi frowned when he said this. "I also knew about it, but as soon as I entered, I heard someone go around preaching that this immortal ...... 'no'!"
"Oh, I'm just talking about it!" I hurriedly lifted the heavy medicine bag, "Immortal, it's heavy!" ”
"You're going to get off the hook!"
Ning Yi put me down and took the medicine bag with his hand.
Back at the funeral home, I quickly opened one of the packets.
It's almost exactly the same as the bag Lin Dan gave me.
"Ning Yi, do you know these medicinal herbs?"
"I don't know!" Ning Yi shook his head, "Why don't you ask Huang Dafu?" It's a yellow skin, you should know some Chinese herbs or something. ”
I nodded and hurriedly shouted out to Zai.
As soon as Tsai appeared, Wong Tai Fook naturally also appeared.
"Wong Tai Sin, do you know each other?"
As soon as Wong Tai Sin sounded, Wong Tai Fook couldn't recognize the southeast and northwest happily.
"I don't understand anything else, I'm proficient in this medicinal herb!" Huang Dafu grinned, "The reason why I can become an adult so quickly has a certain relationship with the fact that I often go to the Chinese medicine shop to steal medicinal herbs!" ”
As he spoke, Huang Dafu pushed away the medicine little by little.
"This is atractylodes, this is astragalus, this is wolfberry, this is sand kernel, and eucommia, dodder seed!"
Just when I admired Huang Dafu's power in my heart, he suddenly raised his head and stared at my stomach.
"Are you pregnant?"
……
(End of chapter)