"Is it okay to take a nap on the live broadcast? The anchor should bite a lighter to refresh himself! ”

"Ma Dan, the first time I saw someone selling the cemetery live, looking fresh, I also hope to be able to say something about yin and yang feng shui, Nima just these two sentences back and forth, sitting north and facing south, sitting on the mountain and facing the water, I will memorize it!"

"I'll give you a trick, anchor, buy a set of zombie clothes every day, come to the grave, and definitely get out of the circle."

In the live broadcast room of the mobile phone, there were few barrages of ridicule, and a violent vibration of the mobile phone made Lin Yi open his eyes suddenly.

"Damn, my head hurts!"

Lin Yi, who was napping against the trunk of the tree, stretched out his hand and rubbed his temples, and the flow of information instantly spread through his brain.

He suddenly realized that something was wrong.

When I opened my eyes and looked at my surroundings, I couldn't help but be secretly surprised: "I... Crossed? ”

The analgesia in his brain was slightly lighter, and Lin Yi finally sorted out his thoughts.

The guy with the same name and surname as himself in this parallel world is also a real estate agent, but the real estate industry here is sluggish, and he is overwhelmed by monthly mortgages and car loans, and he doesn't dare to resign easily.

I can't do anything else, so I can only take the guaranteed salary, enjoy the blessings of 997, and endure the workplace PUA of the top boss.

A few days ago, because the performance of selling houses was really stretched, he was directly transferred by the company to sell the cemetery, and the supervisor had already said that he couldn't do this job anymore, so he could get out.

But this thing can't be sold door-to-door, let alone introduced to target customers.

Lin Yi just wants to use the live broadcast to give himself more attention and popularity, and by the way, he can also earn some extra money or something.

But just like the barrage said, many people just watched the excitement, and Lin Yi didn't have any unique skills, and after a few days, the number of people in the live broadcast room was less than ten.

Looking at the handful of people in the live broadcast room, the mobile phone in Lin Yi's pocket vibrated again.

When I picked it up, it was the supervisor calling.

clicked to answer, and the other side immediately scolded with a slap in the face:

"I don't answer my phone, are you lazy again? You're really a mess, Lin Yi! Looking at the calendar, how many days are left in the month? If you can't complete the task this month, you can roll me up and get out. ”

Hung up the phone over there, Lin Yi looked at the handsome face on the screen, the angular facial features, and his own height of 85 meters, he was really depressed.

This appearance can completely rely on his face to eat in his own world, not to mention, he is the city's real estate sales champion over there, and he has fallen to this point.

What made him most devastating was: "Who would buy a cemetery through live broadcast?" ”

【Ding】

【The ultimate graveyard sales system is at your service!】 】

[Enable this system, you can select your favorite underground CBD, life back garden, system binding...]

【Starter Pack Handed Out...】

[Congratulations on obtaining: start-up capital of 100,000 yuan, a professional vehicle, and a set of customized live broadcast equipment]

[Task requirements: The system will recruit target customers for you, recommend and broadcast the whole process of exploring the cemetery according to customer requirements, you can get rewards if you successfully receive an order, the more popular you can get a mystery gift package in the live broadcast room, and you can get the employer's intermediary fee and system points for completing the task, and the points can be exchanged for corresponding items and rewards in the system mall......]

The voice continued, and Lin Yi's whole body was numb.

The self-use machine in his hand shook, and a text message came, and when he looked down, his bank card balance was 100345.52.

Six figures, real money... That's it?

Lin Yi was stunned for a moment, and then blurted out a native dialect:

Why are you pinching, you turtle grandson!

The most difficult thing to buy a cemetery is to find target customers, and the system directly recommends high-quality customers.

The opportunity for buddies to turn over is here, and the day has come for buddies to raise their eyebrows!

Lin Yi's mood changes were all seen by the sailors in the live broadcast room.

"Why does this guy cry and laugh for a while, shouldn't he be stimulated by anything?"

"This guy hasn't sold a single cemetery since the live broadcast started, and he's not far from unemployment, how did he laugh?"

"Otherwise, buddy, you can seriously think about the grave jumping thing I just talked about."

At this moment, a new ID appeared in the live broadcast room, and a barrage was posted:

"Selling cemeteries here?"

As soon as Lin Yi saw the business coming to the door, he immediately came to his senses, and put on a professional smile at the camera.

"That's right, you just have to speak, as long as there is a place on this earth, where you can be buried, the anchor can arrange it for you."

The new ID spoke again:

"My grandfather was on the southern border of Xinjiang when he was alive, and after he came back, he kept thinking about going back to see his old comrades-in-arms who sacrificed, and when he died, he specially instructed us to bury him in the Taklamakan Desert, can the anchor take this job?"

"Yes!" Lin Yi replied firmly.

Now that he has the support of the system, he is really not intimidated at all, not to mention the Taklamakan Desert, even the Sahara Desert, he dares to enter.

The barrage in the live broadcast room immediately began to update.

"Just blow it, do you know where the Taklamakan is? It's a big desert, and you don't know how to die when you go in. ”

"Snow mountains, deserts, Gobi, wolves, you pick one and settle yourself first!"

"Brother, listen to my brother's advice, we can't be hard if we don't live, and we can't joke with our lives."

That strange ID sent a barrage again:

"My father is a businessman, and he believes in feng shui, so when choosing a cemetery, you are responsible for suggesting that we set it ourselves, give a number, and I will pay a deposit first!"

Lin Yi sent his mobile phone number over, and then the voice of receiving money from another mobile phone came out:

"Alipay arrived, 50,000 yuan."

The live broadcast room with a small number of people instantly became lively.

"Damn, this is going to give money? I suggest you don't go to the National Anti-Fraud Center app first? ”

"It's not going to be a childcare, is it? Brother Fu, V50 look at the strength. ”

"Anchor, you're not recruiting, I'll be able to do it too!"

The voice of the system in Lin Yi's mind instantly sounded:

[Congratulations to the host for successfully receiving the order, and the system will distribute rewards: "Yin Yang Feng Shui Secret Technique", "Mojia Trick Technique", "Bell Grylls Wild Survival Skills"]

Lin Yi suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Taklamakan, Yin and Yang Feng Shui, Tricks, Survival Skills?

Does this system really make me sell graveyards?

But after thinking about it again, damn, wealth and wealth are in danger, instead of swallowing his anger to be a grandson here, it is better to pin his head to the waistband of his pants and be a grandfather, and do it!

At the same time, a fat body was panting and climbing up the stairs of the cemetery.

is Lin Yi's roommate and colleague, and his iron buddy - Wang Qiang.

While climbing the stairs, he complained: "Just now, in the internal video conference of the department, Lao Xu said that if you don't make a deal this month, you will be asked to roll up and leave."

Dude just on... Just put down a sentence: If Lin Yi leaves, I won't do it anymore, guess what Lao Xu said?

He actually said, okay, a word is a certainty, double happiness is coming! ”

Lin Yi laughed, holding his mobile phone and hugging Wang Qiang's shoulder, with a high-spirited face.

"If you don't do it, you won't do it, and from today onwards, you won't be angry with him, and you will get rich with your buddies!"

Lin Yi tore off the work card hanging around his neck, threw it into the trash, hugged Wang Qiang, who was still confused, and walked towards the gate of the cemetery with his mobile phone.

(The new book starts, I hope you book friends will support a lot, like a collection, recommended, the little author here, thank you guys!) ）