Lin Dan and I looked at each other, a little incredulous.

"It's going to be a lot of fun!" The boss smiled, "Say, what are you looking for me?" If you don't want money! ”

"How much is the word of the Spirit?" I asked tentatively.

After all, I'm a poor guy and I still owe a lot of debt.

"It depends on what your purpose is, I charge according to the purpose! What to measure the word and change your life, ranging from 500 to 5,000, and 50,000 to 50 million if you change your luck! ”

"Are you changing your luck or dying, the span is too big!"

Profiteer!

Profiteers who are alive!

"Little girl, change your luck is also divided into three, six, nine and so on, small changes to change luck, big changes to change your life, and it is possible to change your life if you are older! I'll help you do these life-changing things, but you're going to lose your longevity! ”

Seeing that Lin Dan and I were silent, the boss came closer.

"Which of you wants to change your luck?"

"She!" I pointed at Lin Dan, "I want to change her life from yin to yang!" ”

"ID card!"

When Lin Dan handed over the ID card, he was shocked after only glancing at the boss.

"Wow! You let me change my yin life to yang life? ”

"That's right!" I looked sure, "Otherwise, what would I do with you?" Boss, you can't do it, right? ”

"Bold! How do you talk to a poor monk! "The boss shoots," it's not that it can't be done, but it's ...... Hard! Changing the yin life to the yang life is equivalent to robbing people in the hands of the king of Hades! I haven't done such a big thing yet! ”

"I said he can't do it!"

I grabbed Lin Dan's hand again, turned around and left.

"Money can make ghosts grind!" The boss suddenly said stupidly, "If you can afford it, I will dare to change it for you!" No, it's a big deal, I'm going to die, and you're going to have to pay me a lot of money! ”

"Okay!"

This time, it was Lin Dan who spoke.

It seems that she believes in this boss who doesn't look very bright.

"First of all, she's going to change her name!" The boss said, "Your original name is Lin Dan, and you have two trees into a forest, and Lin Duo is losing every day." If the sun doesn't shine, it is naturally heavy yin. ”

"That's my last name!" Lin Dan frowned, "How can anyone change their surname?" The relevant departments don't allow it! ”

"Don't be brainless, can you be flexible?" The boss spread his hands, "Lingaza, isn't it okay?" ”

"What's the explanation?" I looked curious.

"Double trees are forests, the sand is dry and not easy to plant, no matter how big the forest is on the desert, it will have to dry up, isn't there only the sun blazing?"

"Is that okay?"

"Amitabha, how can you doubt the poor way?"

"Then I'll call it ...... Linsha? ”

"Clever!" The boss twisted his empty chin as if he were twisting his beard. "You have to change your clothes, it's unlucky! Throughout the ages, white has been a tribute to the dead, and yellow is the color of the sun, and you wear more yellow clothes to change your luck! ”

"Good!" Lin Dan listened with a serious face, "Master, what else?" ”

"Zodiac dragons, tigers, monkeys, dogs, horses, rats are all yang, you look for more than ten years of old peach trees, take a branch to carve any animal to carry, peach trees are to avoid yin and drive away evil spirits, and it also has a great effect on changing luck!"

"Eun, I remember!"

"Finally, I'll give you another magic weapon!"

The boss said, putting his hand in his arms.

After fumbling for a moment, he pulled out a dark cross.

"I have been offering this cross with incense in the Buddha hall for seventy, seventy, forty, and eight days, and you must always wear it on your body!"

"Master, seventy-seven is forty-nine!"

"What are you doing for a day or two? Does it make sense? The boss rolled his eyes at me, "Anyway, if she really changes her luck, you have to keep your word and give me a lot of money!" It's time for my coffin shop to be renovated! ”

……

Along the way, Lin Dan and I took the cross and looked at it carefully.

"Is it reliable?" Lin Dan whispered.

The cross is offered with incense from the Buddha hall, but the carving on it is not Jesus but yin and yang gossip!

Disorderly!

It's such a mess!

It's a hodgepodge!

"Try it!" I whispered, "I don't want money anyway!" But although he was crazy, what he said seemed to make a lot of sense. ”

"Okay, then I'll go change my name!"

"Wait, Lin Dan!"

"Hey!" Lin Dan glared at me, "Call me Lin Sha!" ”

"Okay, Linsha!" I scratched my head in embarrassment, "Contact me as soon as you're done!" Also, don't eat randomly! ”

"Uh-huh!"

It stands to reason that it only takes more than forty days to devour the soul of a fetus.

As long as Lin Dan survives these days, he should be fine, right?

But for the sake of safety, let's listen to the coffin shop owner first.

……

"Sister! Sister! ”

As soon as he entered the funeral home, Tsai Tsai rushed over.

"What's wrong?"

"The old man has gone to the streets!"

"Wong Tai Fook?"

"That's right!" Tsai Tsai pouted, "He said that he finally gave birth to this good-looking face, and it's a pity not to go out and hook up!" I can't stop it! ”

This Huang Tai Fook will really add to the chaos!

"Do you know where he went?"

"I don't know! He said which man goes where is more? ”

Where there are a lot of men?

"Ning Yi!"

"In!"

As soon as the words fell, Ning Yi appeared.

"Huang Dafu went out with Feng Qingluan's appearance, saying that if you go to a place with many men, you should go out and find it quickly! If something goes wrong, we're in for a bad luck! ”

"Yes...... But I don't know! Ning Yi said helplessly.

"Then split up!"

As soon as Ning Yi disappeared, I hurried out, but was blocked back by a hearse.

When the family members wept and carried down the corpse, Director He grabbed me.

"If you don't have enough manpower, help first!"

I'm the deputy curator, and I can only focus on the big picture.

So I had to walk over, and as soon as I got closer, I saw a yellow-skinned face.

"My baby! I told you not to conceive a child, but you didn't listen, you lost your life! Why do you have to conceive this child when you're in your forties? ”

An old man with gray hair sat on the ground crying and screaming.

It can be seen that she should be the mother of the deceased.

"How did the deceased go?"

"My cousin was just pregnant, and she said she hadn't seen her in three months!" A woman who was supporting the old man cried and spoke, "My cousin and cousin-in-law have not been pregnant for many years, and they have been unsuccessful in IVF many times, and then they finally got pregnant after taking home remedies......

"The family members take out the deceased's ID card and register it!"

Hearing what Curator He said, the woman hurriedly took out an ID card from her bag.

Wei Shufen, 28 October 1981. ’

"Auntie, what time was the deceased born?"

"Ten o'clock in the evening!" The old man wailed, "I was born from the pain of the day before until ten o'clock the next night!" Oh my baby! Your life is so miserable! ”

When the owner of the coffin shop told me how to distinguish the yin and yang of the life grid, I carefully wrote it down.

At 10 o'clock in the evening on October 28, 1981, it happened to be a yin fate!

And this deceased also happened to be pregnant with a child.

"What kind of home remedies did she eat?"

"I don't know!" The woman shook her head, "It seems to be begged from the temple, every time I ask what medicine it is, she refuses to say, but mysteriously tells me that she will definitely be pregnant!" ”

I didn't ask, but pushed the body into the morgue.

Before cremation, I had to find out the cause of her death.

So, I quietly opened the uterine cavity of the deceased.

Not surprisingly, the fetus inside died much longer than the mother.

And, it has begun to fester.

……