Chapter 14: A Day with a Smell
Half an hour later.
Class Nine stood in a row, their bodies tense.
The whole playground was quiet, and everyone was standing motionless according to the military posture standards taught by the class leader.
"Military posture, what does it express?"
Hao Chengbin put his hands behind his back and asked everyone with a smile.
"Report! The gesture of a military man is expressed! Lu Ze, the leader of the queue, said loudly first.
Hao Chengbin rolled his eyes: "I asked you to explain, but I didn't ask you to translate!" ”
Yue Tao saw that the squad leader was not very serious, and felt that the opportunity to play treasure had come, and said with a smile.
"Report to the squad leader! Expresses the author's homesickness! ”
"Hahahaha......" The class burst into laughter.
Hao Chengbin also laughed, but it was just a sneer, and after laughing, he walked behind Yue Tao and slapped his ass with a whip leg.
"Military stance!"
"Yes!"
"A soldier!"
"Deserved!"
"Gesture!"
Every time Hao Chengbin gritted his teeth and snapped out a sentence, it was a kick.
Yue Tao grinned with his ass in his arms, but it was his thick ass that suffered, and he was still in the mood to joke.
"Squad leader! I was wrong!! Your whip leg is more handsome than Pan's squad leader! ”
Hao Chengbin walked to the front of the queue and sneered: "Yue Tao, if you giggle with me in the queue again, next time I'll let you see if I'm handsome!" ”
Fang Huai couldn't help but want to remind Yue Tao.
Hao Chengbin's style of leading the troops is a little more relaxed, probably because he doesn't want everyone to be so nervous, but don't think that veterans can't do people.
Always pretending to be crazy and stupid, when you encounter a minefield, you may have to leave a memory that will last a lifetime.
The recruits next to him didn't realize this, they still watched it very happily, the more people gagged, the faster the training time passed, and at this moment, only Fang Huai and Zhao Bing in the queue were still maintaining their military posture, and everyone else was taking the opportunity to relax.
Hao Chengbin did not make any adjustments.
Ten minutes later.
Squad leader Hao stood by the wall and watched the scenery outside for a while, and when he turned around, several people were constantly grinding their legs and making small movements, so they walked to the front of the queue with a smile.
"I don't think your mood is high when you stand in a military posture."
It's coming, it's coming.
A hint of premonition crossed Fang Huai's heart.
"Standing seems to be easy to be lazy, in order to prevent you from being lazy, you have to delay me to see beautiful women... So be it, lie on your stomach, push-ups ready! ”
"Damn, Sun Lianhai, Liu Yue! It's just the two of you, moving around! Comfortable, right? Yue Tao was unhappy.
Lu Zexian couldn't stand it anymore, and turned his head and said.
"Yue Tao, you didn't move? Out of the corner of my eye, I see you're moving! ”
Hao Chengbin's eyes glared: "What kind of mouth?" What you said in the morning, forgot? Want to be trash? If your comrades-in-arms make mistakes, you will be held responsible! ”
"Report!" Lu Zexian said loudly.
"Speak!"
"Yue Tao is always moving, as a comrade-in-arms, I should remind him!"
"Queue discipline! Got it? Get down! ”
Hao Chengbin walked directly behind Lu Zexian, this time he was not polite at all, and kicked him on the thigh, Lu Zexian was kicked forward, and tears came out in pain.
Fang Huai stood beside him, and clearly saw that Lu Zexian's fists were clenched, and he hurriedly stepped forward and pretended to help him, and clenched his fist tightly.
"It's all here, choose it yourself, don't be impulsive." Fang Huai said in a low voice.
"It's coming", a widely used term among the people, refers to all persuasive behaviors, and the core is to use "not easy to come" to cover up the price to be paid next.
There are also very confusing words, such as "big winter", "not worth it", "look down and don't look up", "give me face", "still a child", "it's not easy" and so on.
In the end, "all men are dead".
Lu Ze's molars tightened one after another, and his fists were released.
When people are in adversity, they are more likely to listen to persuasion.
When Fang Huai returned to the team and lay down, he was a little excited.
I've been waiting all morning, and I'm finally waiting for the opportunity to lie down in the open.
Unexpectedly, Hao Chengbin opened his mouth with a disappointing sentence.
"I'm not very demanding, thirty standard push-ups! I did the standard! The waist is straight, only the shoulder joint and elbow joint change, and the upper arm and lower arm do 90 degrees at an angle, not the sun and the earth! If anyone I see stealing and playing tricks, redo! … Fang Huai, you can do less! ”
"No, squad leader!" Fang Huai said immediately.
"It's an order! You just lost your strength a few hours ago, just do it... Twenty! Hao Chengbin's tone was unquestionable.
Before Fang Huai could argue anything, several people next to him had already begun to stare at him, with a pleading look.
Let's talk about it again, let alone doing push-ups, it's quite tiring to hold up the ground.
"See what I'm doing! When I ask you to redo it later, don't say I didn't demonstrate! ”
Hao Chengbin said, leaning down sideways towards the queue, then propping his hands on the ground, doing a standard push-up, and stopping at a low place.
"Do it! Count one! ”
After that, he leaned down and put it on the ground: "Don't give me this!" If you like the sun and the earth, I'll keep you lying on your stomach!
A standard push-up requires the triceps, pectoralis major, latissimus dorsi, abs, glutes, and leg muscles at the same time!
Push-ups, sit-ups, and weighted squats, these three are the most basic strength exercises of the troops, and you must make me the standard!
If the action is not standardized, not only will it not get the desired effect, but it will also hurt the lumbar spine! ”
Fang Huai couldn't help but roll his eyes.
I didn't do the warm-up stretch before the push-up, and the cramp is not an injury?
Squad Leader Hao got up and finally gave the order: "Count it yourself!" ”
Lie down on the spot.
Peng Yingqi Rui.
This thing hasn't been done yet, and after only a few words, the body's power supply system has collapsed.
"Report!"
"What to report? Get up! Hao Chengbin grabbed Peng Yingqirui's belt and pulled him into the air.
The one next to him has taken advantage of the chaos to quickly make a few.
"Chen Zhongqiang, Lu Zexian, when I can't see it, right? Redo! ”
There was a wail.
Fang Huai got up with the second push-up.
"Two!"
It went down slowly, and came up, and the movements were smooth, and there was no rest.
"Three!"
Fang Huai felt too good.
The sense of strength coming from his arm at this moment made him feel full.
After doing ten, Hao Chengbin finally discovered that Fang Huai was doing slow motion!
And there is no pause, the body is in a straight line, and the movements are very standard!
This difficulty, who does who knows.
"Report to the squad leader, it's done!"
Zhao Bing had already done thirty standard push-ups at this moment, got up, clapped his hands, and observed the other comrades.
Finding that Fang Huai had only counted to ten, his eyes naturally swept over and looked at Jiang Peng.
Jiang Peng has also made twenty-two.
"Fang Huai, don't hold on!" Hao Chengbin frowned and opened his mouth.
Peng Yingqirui's cheeks turned pale, and dozens of cordial greetings flashed in his heart with the whole family of squad leader Hao.
Why did you tell him not to hold on? What about me??
What are you carrying me for??
Zhao Bing also finally noticed Fang Huai, he had a lot of physical strength, but he had not been systematically trained, and he didn't see the Tao in it, he only felt that Fang Huai was struggling, and he was a little worried.
"Fang Huai, you lasted so long in the morning... Take a break! The squad leaders all said... If you work hard, you don't do it! ”
When Jiang Peng heard this, he seemed to have taken an aphrodisiac, and he screamed louder and faster.
"Twenty-seven! Twenty-eight! Two... Nine...... Thirty! Report! That's it! ”
As soon as the words fell, he quickly got up and looked down at Fang Huai, feeling the pleasure of the victor.
Fang Huai reached the fifteenth, and finally felt struggling, but his heart was more excited.
The arm strength can still hold on, but the heart can't stand it.
Such a non-stop slow-motion push-up is easy to get out and hard to breathe.
This action, he used to insist on at most seven or eight in a row, and now he has broken the record, and he is not tired.
There was a pause.
Peng Yingqirui, who was the most down, did not do one, humming and panting under the hands of Hao squad leader, and Sun Lianhai, who was in the penultimate place, did five, holding on with difficulty.
"Squad leader, really... Can't hold it! ”
Squad leader Hao remembered the first day of training, and finally relented.
"Get up and rest for a minute and keep doing!"
The awkward situation has arisen again.
Fang Huai didn't think about it.
"Fang Huai, are you going to hold on again? If you can't do it, get up! Don't let everyone worry! Jiang Peng said a cool word at the right time.
Fang Huai looked up at Hao Chengbin, Hao Chengbin also happened to be looking at him, his eyes were complicated.
… Count.
In the blink of an eye, Fang Huai's movements suddenly accelerated.
"Sixteen! Seventeen...... Twenty-nine! Thirty! ”
"?" Two voices, expressions of doubt.
"it...", two four tones, with a long note at the end, the table is shocking.
Accompanied by a variety of soft "slots", Fang Huai's movements were standard, and with the last blow, he exerted his strength violently and stood up.
This forced almost didn't pretend, stumbled a little, but still stood firm.
This time, his strength was also sour.
The people next to him were blinking violently.
Jiang Peng shook his head again and again, and Trump possessed him.
Impossible, sci-fi, absolutely impossible.
Hao Chengbin walked up to Fang Huai and squeezed Fang Huai's arm in disbelief.
"Practiced? Years? ”
He was sure that this was not the work of three or five days.
Many of the veterans who went out in the army before were suffering from lumbar muscle strain and arthritis, so in recent years, they began to promote the concept of scientific exercise.
Slow push-ups, the test is the stability of the deep muscles, pure training strength, the effect is not great, to be like Fang Huai slow up and down, coherently do more than a dozen, not specifically practiced, difficult, it takes a lot of strength to maintain.
He just didn't expect how Fang Huai's strength came from.
If you take it to the in-depth analysis of physics, "Approaching Science" can shoot three episodes.
"Report to the squad leader, I practiced arm strength for a while when I was studying... But stamina is not very good. ”
Fang Huai didn't dare to brag about it, after all, he went out for two kilometers this morning, although it was slow, but he didn't feel that it was easy, and in the three-kilometer test, he would definitely not meet the passing standard of the new regiment.
"I think your core strength can do it! How could you have fainted after holding on for so long this morning? Hao Chengbin patted Fang Huai's back again.
Fang Huai's mind turned sharply.
“…… I didn't eat much last night and was hungry! No strength! ”
Yue Tao immediately said loudly: "Yes! Squad leader, Fang Huai ate half a bowl of noodles last night! I said add some to him, and he said no! ”
"I said! Eat that meal this morning! Hao Chengbin put his hands behind his back and continued: "Last night was the welcome noodles, which were delicious!" Why don't you eat it? ”
Fang Huai looked embarrassed: "Squad leader... Can you not say it? ”
Hey? Defect!
Hao Chengbin was a little puzzled: "Why?" Don't grind! ”
Damn, that's what you told me to say, dead friends don't die poor!
Fang Huai looked at everyone's curious expressions, and said, "Didn't I come a day early... The big basin with noodles... I watched the cafeteria aunt wash the dishes yesterday morning, and used it to fill the water in the afternoon! … I don't know what they've been used for! The noodles I ate yesterday... There's also a layer of oil floating on it, I don't know where it came from...! I just can't eat it! ”
Everyone was dumbfounded.
“yue… Wow..."
Peng Yingqirui really vomited, I don't know if she was strangled by the belt or vomited nauseously.
The others, who didn't want to vomit, also started to retch when they saw the pool of vomit.
A breeze blew.
It's a playground with a smell.
……
When the training was about to end in the morning, Liu Yue, the little student on duty who was in charge of serving meals and washing dishes for everyone today, went to the cafeteria in advance, and secretly promised everyone before leaving that he would definitely inquire about the role of the basin.
When everyone arrived at the cafeteria, they saw that Liu Yue's expression was a little weird, and they all understood.
At noon today, everyone's meal amount has been reduced to a greater or lesser extent.
And Fang Huai, the initiator, spun all the leftover vegetables, so Hao Chengbin couldn't say anything.
……
Back in the class, the company took the folding mazar first, probably for the convenience of everyone taking a nap.
Hao Chengbin logically announced the rules for an afternoon off.
"It's just right, this Maza, when you take a nap in the future, you can sit on it and sleep, you can sleep anywhere, but you can't sleep in the bed! After tidying up in the morning, before blowing the whistle and washing up in the evening, the bed is a no-go area for you! Sit, you can only sit on Maza! Bench! ”
"Squad leader, can I sleep on the table? Uncomfortable! Peng Yingqi Rui pointed to the table at the door.
Hao Chengbin looked at Peng Yingqirui's weak appearance, and felt that the baby's psychological endurance was too fragile, and he had the heart to give him guidance.
However, after all, the army is not a school, and it cannot use the school's education model of chewing and swallowing slowly, and it must be given some fierce medicine.
So he deliberately sneered and said, "That's it, I can't stand it?" Isn't it just a basin? Do you know how our squadron instructor fixed me when I left the team? ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone became interested, especially Yue Tao, and the little Ma Zha was pulled to Hao Chengbin's legs.
"Squad leader, talk about it!"
Hao Chengbin cocked Erlang's legs and said with a smile: "At the beginning, as soon as we got off the team, we encountered a major car accident on the highway!" ”
"Oh?" Zhao Bing, who was studying the telescopic function of the folding maza next to him, also turned his head and began to laugh.
"The big truck in front rolled over, and the back was a small car rear-end, the big truck was okay, the car... It's miserable! Directly by the truck's steel drill... I poked my head in pairs! When we go, let's get the dead out of the car! You've got to get the drill out!
The steel drill was sawn off, and when it was pulled out, the brain pulp burst out of the wound and nostrils! Do you know what color the brain is? It's not green! It's gray and gray! With a little yellow! And the blood ......"
Hao Chengbin spoke so vividly that some people were already frowning.
“… Later, after we went to the police, the instructor took us to look for several streets and found a small stall! Tofu brain! Wow, that color, it's like! Add some chili oil! Mix it up, stir it up... Recruits must eat two bowls! I'll never forget it! ”
(.. •˘_˘•..) ……
The more the eggs of a group of recruits are associated, the more solemn their expressions become.
"That's right! Today, you are rushing to eat that mapo tofu! If the meat foam inside is raw, stir it, and it should be about the same! It's more like tofu brain! ”
Yue Tao was the first to stick out his tongue and "yue", while Peng Yingqirui covered his mouth with a strange expression and got up.
"Squad leader, I'm going to the toilet!"
Hao Chengbin got up and grabbed him violently, and delivered the final blow to the recruits who were still sane.
"If you want to vomit, you can vomit here! There's a trash can! You've vomited all the noodles this morning, right? And eggs or something! I didn't eat much at noon! I'll see what else you can spit out, everyone visit! See if you have stolen any snacks! ”
it, remember to kill.
Fang Huai couldn't hold back, he rolled his eyes, feeling his throat being pinched.
Now everyone is starting to yue.