March 15th, for Baron West, will be a day he will never forget......

Because on this very day, he left the warm and comfortable home, the comfortable enjoyment of reaching out for food and opening his mouth, and the pleasant life of swaggering and rampage with hundreds of guards, and since then he has become a glorious and promising ...... Uh, college students.

"Why? Why am I coming to school?" When Baron West opened his bloodshot eyes, got up from the hard bed that made his back ache, and looked at the cramped dormitory that was only twelve square meters but packed with six roommates, there was only one thought left in his mind: "Daddy, when will you come to save me?"

Obviously, the Duke of Turan, who always appeared at critical moments in the past, disappeared this time as if he had disappeared, and looking at the narrow sky outside the window, Baron West felt as if he was in prison, wailing and screaming with his five fox friends.

Goodbye, my eating, drinking, and merrymaking! Goodbye, my gentle and beautiful maid! Goodbye, my luxurious dinner and top red wine! Goodbye, my bullying of men and women is a bad day! Woo woo, no reason, no reason, no reason, what could be worse than the current situation?

The answer is, there is, and a lot......

At six o'clock in the morning, although it was already early spring in March, the weather was still a little cold, Baron West and his fox friends were shivering from the cold in the thin quilt, although they tried very hard to get up from the bed and participate in the so-called morning exercise prescribed by the yellow-skinned monkey, but in the battle with the warm bed, everyone was a complete failure.

"Damn, I don't want to get up, I don't want to go to some morning workout!" Feeling the cold air outside the bed, Baron West couldn't help but shudder, and gritted his teeth viciously. "If you don't go, I won't go if you kill me, I want to see if that damn yellow-skinned monkey can ...... me"

Bang! Before the words fell, the wooden door of the dormitory was kicked open, and a cold wind whistled in, which suddenly caused the temperature in the dormitory to drop rapidly, and then, the barbaric woman named Christine who carried the magic crystal cannon rushed in so ruthlessly. And lifted the quilt.

The weak body was completely exposed to the cold air, and poor Baron West couldn't help but sneeze several times, but before he could curse angrily, the Hessian magic crystal cannon was already aimed at his nose, and he could even feel the burning heat coming from the muzzle: "Now, I only count to three...... One! Two!"

Boom! Without even counting to three, the terrifying magic crystal cannon was immediately fired, directly blasting the entire hardboard bed to pieces, Baron West and his fox friends. Jumping out of bed almost screaming: "Damn, damn woman, you almost killed us." ”

"If you don't get dressed yet, then it's not a bad deal. Christine replied coldly. And he took a timer out of his bosom and looked at it, "Get up, wash your face, brush your teeth! Listen to me, I'm going to see you assemble on the playground in five minutes, a minute late." Just give me a cold shower!"

Well, what can be said? Under such vicious threats, Baron West can only be obedient. With the highest efficiency that he had never seen in his life, he washed up in just a few minutes, and then rushed to the playground panting like a pack of mad dogs.

However, unfortunately, although they had tried their best, the lack of exercise still made them five or six minutes late, and Ye Ge, who was the head teacher, and a few dark elves stood on the edge of the playground, looking at the group of latecomers with a smile: "Gentlemen, you seem to be slow, but don't worry, I'm not as cruel as Christine, and I will never let you take a cold shower as punishment." ”

With tears in their eyes, at this moment, West's eyes when they saw Yege were no different from looking at angels, woo woo, compared to that terrible woman, our homeroom teacher is really considerate and understanding, who said that dark elves are evil, if there is a chance, I must invite her to dinner, and maybe find a chance to talk about life ideals......

It turned out that they were thinking too much, because after only a few seconds, Ye Ge clapped his hands very happily and said in that very gentle and gentle tone: "Then, today's punishment is over, but it is still necessary to exercise early, so let's do it, since it is the first time, we should not be too strict, just run twenty laps casually for everyone." ”

Casually, twenty circles, looking at a playground hundreds of meters long, Baron West, Baron West, they even want to die, your uncle, let's take back what we just said, this woman is not gentle at all, not considerate at all, and so insidious that she can be the ambassador of hell.

"Thanks for the compliment, I'm not as good as you say. Ye Ge coughed very modestly, thought about it and clapped his hands gently, so a few seconds later, several dark elves suddenly came out of the shadows, and each of them was holding a fierce hound with hungry fangs, "Hmm, I almost forgot, in order to urge you to work hard, I specially prepared these small gifts, so ...... Put!"

In an instant, a ghost crying wolf howl suddenly sounded, mixed with the fierce howl of the hound, the originally calm vast playground, suddenly a hot smoke and dust boiled, Baron West and his friends, in the early morning sun, with their own personal actions to verify that everyone has a chance to become Bolt, especially when there is still a group of vicious dogs chasing behind......

"It's good to be young, even being bitten by a dog is so energetic!" In the administrative building next to the playground, Lin Taiping looked out of the window of the principal's office, looked at the group of aristocratic students screaming and running on the playground, and touched his chin with feeling, "Okay, let me look at the schedule, and when the morning workout is over, what should they do?"

This question is simply superfluous, after the morning exercise, it is naturally breakfast time, the aristocratic students who are so hungry and panicked are simply rushing into the cafeteria like wolves, but when they see the empty table in front of them, they are all collectively dumbfounded: "Seeing the undead, each of us paid the tuition fee of six thousand gold coins, and you let us eat the air?"

"Of course not, how can I let you eat air?" said the fangs and ogres who served as the chefs of the cafeteria, munching on the fragrant roasted chicken thighs, as they came out of the kitchen with their mouths full of oil. Looking at the aristocratic students who were dizzy with hunger and glowing green, it shook the delicious grilled chicken thighs in his hand and asked with a smile, "So, does anyone want to eat it?"

Baron West and his friends were all nodding desperately, although they didn't even bother to look at this kind of badly cooked chicken leg in normal times, but who told them to be hungry now, let alone a roast chicken leg in this case. Even cold steamed buns and hard bread can be eaten cleanly.

"If you want to eat, then go hunting yourself!" However, the next moment, Giant Fang shattered West's illusion with cold and ruthless words, "I'm sorry, our cafeteria uses self-service service, in short, if you want to eat." You have to provide your own ingredients, as for how to get the ingredients, I don't need to explain this, the nearby mountains are full of pheasants, hares and wild boars. We can provide weapons and tools for free. ”

"Are you ...... Are you kidding?" Hearing this, Baron West and his friends were all dumbfounded, don't be kidding, there are indeed a lot of pheasants and hares in the nearby hills. But there are also many fierce and large beasts there, and it is said that there are also a few very terrifying and brutal beasts, depending on our strength. Are you sure you're going to hunt and not being hunted?

"That's your business!" Giant Tooth replied irresponsibly, gnawing on the roasted chicken legs, thinking for a moment and adding, "By the way, according to Lin, this is called survival in the wild, and the real purpose is to train your combat ability and teamwork through hunting, if you don't want to go, then go to class hungry." ”

Damn, Baron West and his friends gritted their teeth with hatred, and really wanted to leave hungry like this, but the stomach, which had not been fed for more than ten hours, was already desperately rebelling there, and if they continued to be hungry like this, even if they could survive this morning, what would they do with lunch, what about dinner, and what about tomorrow?

"Go and go, no matter what Lao Tzu says, he is also a swordsman of the first rank of silver. Finally unable to endure the torture of hunger, Baron West couldn't bear to jump up, and walked directly towards the door angrily, obviously, at this moment, he had forgotten that the certificate of recognition of the silver swordsman was bought by himself for a few thousand gold coins a few years ago.

He did so, and the rest of the aristocratic students looked at each other, and could only follow helplessly, Jufang stood at the gate, waved at them with a smile, and by the way, he did not forget to remind kindly: "Gentlemen, pay attention to safety, I heard that the hares on the nearby mountains have mutated recently, and it is said that it is the credit of the red rabbit......"

Ten minutes later, the screams from the nearby mountains fully proved how accurate the Giant Fang's inference was, and the ghost knew how those originally weak hares could suddenly become so fierce and brutal, even if they were two or three times larger, they were as fast as lightning and could barely accept them, but they liked to kick their hind legs at every turn, and they specifically kicked between the legs of the hunters.

Of course, no matter how powerful a rabbit is, it is only a rabbit, so an hour later, looking at the few hares that he had finally caught, Baron West bent down between his legs, and looked at his friends who were also disgraced, and was sad and moved: "You know? It's not easy, but anyway, we can finally ......."

Before he could finish his touching words, a rapid bell rang in the Cambridge University down the mountain, and a few seconds later, Leah, the first beautiful girl of the Minotaur tribe, had a thick voice that was enough to wake up the sleeping dragon, and it reverberated in the mountains and fields viciously.

"Class, class, bunnies, all get back to class! If anyone dares to be late, then ...... Welcome to the Ice Bucket Challenge!"

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Recommend a friend's book "The Leisurely Daily Life of the Gods", ISBN 3436263, a teenager who lives in Japan, came to Kyoto in order to go to school, but he didn't expect his grandmother to be the god of Inari, and because of his grandmother's words, the boy inherited his grandmother's godhood...... In fact, it is a lazy teenager as a god, a leisurely and joyful warm daily story. (To be continued......)