Chapter Twenty-Three: President Fang's Prophecy of the Emperor

At half past six, Hao Chengbin came back from washing up and checked housekeeping.

Three quilts were thrown out, and each one was given a name by Hao Chengbin.

"Tut-tut, I can't bear to show your quilt to the leaders of the regiment headquarters! There are really eight famous dishes, each with its own characteristics! ”

Pick up the first bed.

"This, Peng's quilt! It's like a grandmother! Floppy! ”

Second bed.

"This is the Yue family's quilt! Sure enough! If you go out to sleep and be lazy, the things that come out are of quality! Yue Tao, your dream is to be a tank soldier, right? I can see it in your quilt! Half as tall as others!

The side seam is 8 cm, the middle seam is 16 cm, I said, right? The ruler has also been placed on the table box for you, and as a man, you are not sensitive to the centimeter as a unit of measurement?!

I'll tell you again! 16 cm!

Your finger is a card, about 20 centimeters! ”

When everyone heard this, they all laughed a little maliciously, Sun Lianhai and Liu Yue didn't know what Mimi had talked about, and began to laugh and attack each other.

The third bed.

"Ouch, this is Hideli, Brother Hu's quilt, right?

He's a tank, you're this... Submarine?

How do you think of such a long stack and such a short one? Didn't you find that your quilt is a big cut above your little brother and me? The upper bunk opposite you is Zhao Bing, and the lower bunk is me, and you don't know how to compare? ”

After a bit of yin and yang weirdness, the second person in the class to get a nickname appeared.

Hoodley, Brother Hoo.

The three-bed quilt was forced by Hao Chengbin to be plugged through the gap in the window fence.

Hao Chengbin looked at his watch.

"After breakfast, there is still more than half an hour, pick it up by yourself and refold it! Zhao Bing, Fang Huai... Chen Zhongqiang, each tutoring a bed! Help them redraw the line!

Fold the quilt, if it's wrong in the first place, it won't turn out right!

I see that you are all learning from Fang Huai! I came back early in the morning with the quilt to take care of!

He may be a veteran, but you're not! I advise you to be down-to-earth and do a solid step of folding quilts first! Before leaving the team, the quilt has to be rubbed first and then folded!

Hear no! ”

"Hear me! Monitor! After a morning of "ideological transformation", everyone obviously has some spirit this time.

Jiang Peng's heart is cold and cold.

He felt ostracized by the squad leader.

Obviously, his quilt was the best, but when the squad leader asked people to tutor the three "bad students", he didn't look at him at all.

His talent was buried like this.

Cloth, floating for half a life, has not met the master......

Unwilling!

Hao Chengbin turned around, still not looking at him.

"That's right! Today's small duty, according to the table! Start with Lu Ze first!

Lu Zexian, this is an opportunity I specially arranged for you!

If you want to run away after washing the dishes, I suggest you climb out of the back wall of the cafeteria and don't go to the playground to drill dog holes! The chief of staff likes to go to the playground twice after eating in the morning, and it is easy to be caught! ”

Before Hao Chengbin went out, he said another sentence to Lu Zexian.

Lu Zexian was speechless: "Report to the squad leader!" I don't run! ”

The class laughed.

As soon as Hao Chengbin went out, Chen Zhongqiang immediately approached Fang Huai.

"The thing about smoke... Can you talk to the class leader? ”

Fang Huai scratched his head, a little speechless.

"No, brother, I told you everything, quit as soon as possible, don't think about it, it's easy to get uncomfortable, you know?"

"The squad leader agreed! Let me finish pumping one, and I won't want to! Chen Zhongqiang did not relent.

Fang Huai rolled his eyes: "If you lived eighty years ago, there would definitely be you in the Great Smoke Pavilion!" ”

Then he ignored him.

……

Eat buns this morning.

Big white and fat meat buns.

When I was in the cafeteria, the cadre on duty said that every Wednesday, in addition to noodles, there can be a meal of steamed buns and mustard, egg drop soup, or maybe dumplings, take it yourself, everyone eats according to the amount, don't waste it.

No matter how much you say, you can't resist the temptation of fragrant buns, and when each person passes by the basin where the buns are placed, each person takes at least four or five large buns and beats a bowl of mustard.

The one, two, and three companies that came in first took a lot, and many of the others in the back didn't get the buns.

When Fang Huai and the others came in, there were no buns.

"! These people are really not human! So many buns, all of them are gone! One of the recruits said angrily.

The people around also began to complain.

"That's right! There is no public morality at all! Take so much, can you eat it all? ”

"I just saw one take six! Ran to the first company! ”

An uncle in the cafeteria came out and hurriedly pressed his hands to let everyone not make noise.

"It's coming soon, we're already steaming! Enough! ”

Fortunately, the second batch of buns came out soon.

The recruits after the fourth company hurried to line up and waited to get the buns.

The Seventh Company came in later, and he didn't get the buns, but everyone made a bowl of mustard and soup.

On the side of Class 9, Lu Zexian took the initiative to stand up and said: "Squad leader, the people in line over there seem to be all small duty, the buns of our class, I'll go and fight together!" ”

Hao Chengbin nodded: "Well, take as much as you eat!" Count it!

Today's special situation, the canteen has to be steamed one stove at a time, and the meal time can be extended, so don't worry! ”

Everyone began to calm down and wait patiently.

Lu Ze started the statistics first.

Almost all three, or four or five.

"Fang Huai, how much do you want?"

Fang Huai looked at this scene and suddenly remembered something.

This morning, I was very impressed by my previous life.

"I... I just want two! ”

Lu Ze nodded first, and was ready to line up, Yue Tao began to remind Fang Huai.

"It's noodles a week, and the buns are just once! It's all meat! You can eat so much, not more? ”

Fang Huai shook his head firmly: "Forget it, I'm not feeling well today, I can't eat." ”

The buns were all brought back, and they were quite big.

The slap is so big, and the thief is even.

But the amount is not very sufficient, and it can only be eaten evenly and divided.

At first, everyone added a little pickled cabbage to the buns, and it was very fragrant.

Even Peng Yingqirui, who has always eaten a small amount, eats like Wang Yousheng in "Bright Sword".

But today's steamed buns, the filling is not small, but the skin is not thin, as soon as the filling is finished, it feels too dry, eating and eating, and some people begin to dip the buns in the soup.

The more you eat, the more bloated it gets.

Soon, some people couldn't eat it anymore and began to ask the people next to them if they wanted to eat steamed buns.

They shook their heads.

The last few companies are a little better, because they are all on small duty to get them, and when they return to the class, basically no one has the opportunity to get too many buns, but the first few companies are all taken by themselves, and many people even take seven or eight.

The recruits can't move around, and it is impossible to go to other classes to ask, there are whole things, they are all hidden in their bags, and if they can't eat half of them, they basically eat meat, and the skin is put in a soup bowl and thrown away.

Some squad leaders were more strict, and the recruits didn't dare to hide a bun in their bag, so they were so ruthless that the whole bun was thrown into the bucket.

The swill bucket fills up quickly.

When the cafeteria aunt had to pull out a large basin to fill the water.

Chief of Staff Yang Yonghua finally stood up.

He walked over to the bucket and looked at it, frowned, and then walked to the side and picked up a large spoon and stirred it in it.

Saw a complete bun.

Stirred it up a little more, and saw another one.

The chief of staff's brows furrowed into a Sichuan shape, and then said loudly.

"Company commanders, instructors, come and assemble!"

"The Fourth Company is gone!" There is humanity in the distance.

The chief of staff shouted: "Call back immediately!" ”

Fifteen minutes later, the whole group gathered at the entrance of the cafeteria.

Next to the chief of staff, there were two buckets of water and a basin.

Seeing that the people had arrived, the chief of staff gave the first order.

"Company commanders, instructors, out of the ranks!"

A group of cadres strode forward.

The recruits held their breath as they felt they might be punished this morning.

The chief of staff pointed to the bucket: "Come here, look, the drought is dying, the waterlogging is dying, some can't eat, some can't eat, the canteen staff inside are steaming desperately, here, lose so much!" There is nothing I have ever eaten! Just throw it away! ”

A group of cadres gathered around to watch, but no one spoke.

"Speak! What to do! The chief of staff scolded.

A company of instructors gritted their teeth.

"I haven't eaten today!"

The next one immediately followed: "I won't eat it three times in a row!" ”

"Six times in a row, I won't eat it!"

The chief of staff waved his hand: "What nonsense?" Can you afford to train without eating? ”

With that, he stepped forward and picked up a piece of dried leftover bun from the top of the bucket.

Put it in your mouth.

Someone from below immediately covered his mouth.

it, ruthless!

More ruthless is coming.

"The cadres of each company take the lead! From the inside, take one piece per person! If you can't finish eating, each class leader eats! If you can't finish it, the recruits will eat it! ”

"Yes!" One of the cadres immediately stepped forward, took a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

……

It's a long line.

After all the squad leaders finished eating, the recruits began to eat the steamed buns in the order they had just eaten in the cafeteria.

Even the cadres picked up the basic dry goods, and from the squad leader, most of them were semi-wet.

Mustard, egg drop, everything.

The chief of staff personally cooked.

The chief of staff stood next to the bucket and scooped it with a spoon, and the people who came up in line took a piece from it, without any room for picking, and it was too small to take it.

Fished to the back, there is no one who comes up without frowning.

It's all wet.

Fortunately, today's bucket, looking at the appearance, is definitely washed, or it is estimated that it will be poured outside in a large piece.

Scooping up pieces by piece, you can basically see how the recruits are eating: most of the buns are broken, and the meat inside is gone.

When the recruits took it, some of them were going to cry, and when they saw the "fragments" of the oily buns, they couldn't even get their hands down, let alone eat them.

The squad leader reprimanded on the side: "Take a bunch when you take it!" Can't eat it now? You eat other people's leftovers! Someone else eats what you're leftover! Fair enough! I didn't have any leftovers and ate too! Take! Eat right here! ”

In fact, the content is not mixed, that is, bun skin, mustard, egg drop soup, there is no peculiar smell, and the bucket is indeed cleaned.

But the recruits have never seen this, and they all want to vomit after eating.

But if you add two more vegetables with oil today, the taste will be a little weird, and you can spit out all their bitter gall.

Fang Huai and the others were very lucky, they were in the fifth company, and there was nothing left.

This time, no one said that the first few people were lucky enough to get more buns.

But the squad leader of the Seventh Company everyone ate a piece.

Everyone was a little frightened about this.

The chief of staff stood at the front of the queue, put his tongue on the top of his teeth, and with some dissatisfaction, reached out again.

"You're all full, aren't you?"

There was silence, save for the occasional retching sound in the back.

The chief of staff collapsed.

"No. 800 people, one person wastes a bowl of rice a day, how many things do you have to waste? We don't raise pigs, and we don't have pigs to help you digest! Some of you, still from the countryside, don't know that food is precious?

When I went in, did the cadre on duty say hello?

Tell you! If you waste food, you will have to eat this kind of food in the future!

You company commanders, squad leaders, don't take responsibility, they are responsible for losing, you are responsible for eating!

Bring each one, each with it! Company cadres, squad leaders, go back and have a good meeting to discuss how to bring the life style of the recruits!

Also, let me say hello! Let you educate is to let the recruits remember! No soldiers!

Make a record of the content of the meeting, and I'll come to see it later! You guys do it for yourselves! ”

The recruits breathed a sigh of relief.

It's better to be a big leader! Explicitly do not allow the soldiers!

……

Hao Chengbin brought the recruits back to the class, but did not educate them directly, but left a sentence of "cleaning" and turned around and went to the company headquarters.

Fang Huai knew very well that this was a meeting.

As soon as the door closed, the recruits looked stupid.

Peng Yingqi Rui first opened his mouth with a disgusted face: "It's good that we didn't eat that steamed bun, otherwise I would definitely die there today!" ”

"Didn't you see it? Originally, they were all leftovers in front of them, how much did we lose? They should have eaten it! Jiang Peng was also indignant.

Lu Zexian's sense of justice rose again, and he sneered: "You didn't lose it? I see you lost! ”

Jiang Peng immediately retorted: "I'll lose it... Half smaller! There's one more, in your pocket! ”

Jiang Peng said, took out a bun from his pocket, patted it, and ate it like this.

"But... The squad leader has eaten it, will we be retaliated against? Sun Lianhai said with some worry on his face.

At this moment, Fang Huai, who had tidied up his quilt, finally turned his head.

"Jiang Peng, I advise you not to eat it."

Jiang Peng made a flurry: "Why?" ”

Fang Huai smiled.

"If you exercise too much, I'm afraid you'll vomit, and you're so close to me, I'm afraid you'll vomit on my feet."

Jiang Peng choked.

What does it mean?

Fang Huai continued: "And... Hurry up and clean up, the chief of staff has said that he will come and see. ”

"The chief of staff said that it is not allowed to fight soldiers! It's not here to see hygiene! ”

"Soldiers don't get tired of cheating!"

……

Cleaning and housekeeping.

The squad leader was not there, but everyone was very cooperative and worked together.

Because Fang Huai finally said a word, which hit everyone's hearts.

"Today, the squad leaders can eat a piece of bun skin in the leftover soup, everyone is unhappy, if we really check the hygiene, we can fight for the squad leader's face, even if we are even in the company, back to the class, I can live a stable life if I can't say it."

Mr. Fang prophesied the emperor.

"Peng Yingqirui, wipe all the cracks in the door, on the door, the class card, there are dead corners over there!"

"Zhao Bing, your quilt is on the top bunk, and the bed frame is blocked, lend your quilt to Sun Lianhai for a pose, his quilt collapsed too obviously!"

Fang Huai was helping everyone tidy up the quilt while opening his mouth to guide everyone to finish.

From the perspective of the leaders of the regiment, they can't talk too much about martial virtues.

The door slammed open.

Squad leader Hao appeared at the door.

Lian Li received the news that the regiment headquarters had inspected the health and had reached the first floor, and the meeting was quickly dismissed, and the squad leaders of each squad hurriedly returned to the class, and Hao Chengbin also returned to the class as quickly as possible.

Damn, Lao Hei asked them to come back for a meeting, and when he turned his head, he came to check the hygiene, and he deducted points! Soldiers don't get tired of cheating!

"Hello squad leader!" The recruits immediately stood up.

Hao Chengbin was in a hurry, but in a clean and bright dormitory, the recruits were wiping ashes everywhere with newspapers, and the tension suddenly dissipated.

Nodding, it was rare to express satisfaction with the spirit of the whole class.

"Hmm... Not bad! The chief of staff is coming up soon, everyone hurry up! ”

No one answered, but stopped and looked at the door, with a strange look in their eyes.

"Squad leader... There's someone behind the door! A little voice came from behind the door, and they were all a little crying.

Hao Chengbin came in and closed the door, revealing Peng Yingqirui who was holding his head with both hands behind the door.

Peng Yingqirui muttered as she got up.

"I'll just say, I'll say, today I'm going to be beaten!"