Chapter 9 Chapter 9 Wearing a lamb skewer
"Whew!"
Zhang Cuihua's face was red or something, and the pungent energy suddenly came up, and grabbed Liu Dazhi's ear: "I said Liu Dazhi, when you speak, it's better to think about it, otherwise I will pull your ear off next time." ”
"Also, talk to Shen Lang politely in the future, otherwise I won't be able to spare you."
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, I'm doing this for your own good, this kid is not a serious thing, you be careful that he is plotting against you." Liu Dazhi grinned in pain.
"What kind of thing are you, it's your turn to take care of the old lady's affairs, you listen well, Xiaolang is not the kind of person you say, people are good, the old lady just appreciates him, you can't care."
Wavelet!
When Shen Lang heard this title, he suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.
"Okay, okay, I don't care, I see that you are a ghost, willing to fall, and mixed up with people like Shen Lang, Zhao Si'er is really dead." Liu Dazhi broke free and hurriedly ran down the mountain.
"Next time, if you dare to be nonsense, you will be pulled off your ears directly." Cuihua said viciously.
Shen Lang and Zhang Cuihua continued to walk deeper into the back mountain.
Zhang Cuihua began to be a little scared in her heart, so she found a topic and said: "Xiaolang, how did you hit those two goats, that dead ghost in my family has never been so powerful......
Realizing that her words were ambiguous, Zhang Cuihua's face turned red again.
Shen Lang smiled: "Sister-in-law, you have to pay attention to a skill in everything, I have my know-how, do you want to try it......"
"What's the trick?"
"Steady, accurate, and ruthless ......"
"Get out!"
Shen Lang pulled a lot of willow branches, and Zhang Cuihua was full of suspicions: "What are you doing, hairy and hairy?" ”
"This is camouflage, with this, let alone goats, tigers can't find us."
When Shen Lang hung a camouflage net on himself, Zhang Cuihua understood a little: "Okay, you kid has a lot of ghost eyes." ”
"Sister-in-law, this is the area where goats move, you see there is wool on the ground, and these are the footprints left by goats' hooves, let's squat here."
Zhao Si'er is also a senior hunter, and Zhang Cuihua also followed him to hunt in the past, but he doesn't have so many Taoists as Shen Lang, and he usually comes to see something.
What kind of disguise, squatting, Cuihua has never heard of it.
However, after all, there were very few goats, and it was about dusk that I saw one, only to see Shen Lang bending his bow and arrows, and with a whoosh, the goat fell to the ground on its back.
"What an accurate archery." Zhang Cuihua praised: "Your trick really works." ”
Shen Lang nodded: "Is it as steady and ruthless as I said, how do you feel?" ”
"Get out!"
The next day, according to the plan, Shen Lang and Zhang Cuihua went to the town to get a temporary stall, and then set up a stall to sell mutton.
This can make Liu Da and Lu Fa angry.
Originally, there were only two butcher shops in this town, but when Shen Lang came, he suddenly had another competitor. There are already fewer people in the town, and business is even more difficult.
Moreover, Shen Lang is a direct seller, with a low cost, and he sells it cheaper than them, only fifteen yuan for a pound of mutton, while the price of Liu Da and Lu Fa is basically about 25 yuan.
For a whole day, Shen Lang sold most of a fifty-pound goat and made a net profit of 400 yuan, which made Zhang Cuihua very happy.
"Sister-in-law, I originally said that I would give you 10 yuan a day, but today's business is so good, I decided to give you a commission of 50 yuan, and a total of 60 yuan for you."
"What, commission, what's commission?"
Seeing that Zhang Cuihua was a little blind, Shen Lang gritted his teeth and smiled: "It's a dividend, you still follow me to hunt, it's too hard, I won't treat you badly." ”
"This, this, that's a little embarrassing, hey."
Not to mention being widowed, even when Zhao Si'er was alive, Zhang Cuihua had never seen so much money, and flowers were about to grow in her eyes.
When Shen Lang stuffed the copper coin into her hand, she felt that her hands were a little numb.
"Xiao Lang, you give too much, you don't have other thoughts about me, I'm not that kind of person." On the way back, Zhang Cuihua lowered her head shyly and said.
"What's the matter, aren't we just working together to do business, you deserve it." Shen Lang said embarrassedly.
"Oh, that's fine, don't think badly about me, that's not good, haven't you seen enough of my legs, I don't have any secrets."
"Uh-huh, don't worry."
"Cut!" Zhang Cuihua glanced at him angrily, thinking, what a stupid melon, the old lady has a fart heart, the old lady is not happy now.
The rest of the mutton, Shen Lang and Zhang Cuihua divided, and ten catties of meat were taken home directly.
"Joey, Hanyan, I'll make you something to eat today, you go get me some bamboo skewers."
"Bamboo skewers?"
Joey and Hanyan didn't know what was going on, but they still cut a lot of bamboo skewers according to his wishes, but their expressions were timid.
Joey even looked at him with a hateful look.
"What are you doing here, why are you looking at me like this?" Shen Lang wondered.
"Do you want to prick us with a bamboo skewer again?" Joey said, leaning in.
Suddenly, Shen Lang was stunned, and then a painful expression appeared on his face: "I'll go, no, I actually crossed over to the body of a waste person......"
He remembered that the original owner turned out to be a waste person, and he couldn't be strong.
Therefore, when he is in a hurry, he will use a bamboo skewer to tie it, which is simply inferior to a beast.
Shen Lang's face turned pale, and he ran into the house with a swish.
But after a while, he came out with his pants easily, and after testing, there was no problem.
"It seems that the original owner should have a psychological problem, and it's good that I'm here!"
"Master, are you really trying to stab us?" Han Yan asked with red eyes.
"What nonsense, I'm going to wear lamb skewers, don't think about it, I will never abuse you again, I swear." Shen Lang raised his hand and said.
"If I'm still like that, let the car that hit me last time hit me again."