Chapter 70: If you change someone, you will be beaten
"Five companies, come one! Five in a row, one in a row! "The whole playground roared and tsunami, and even the basketball hoop with the plastic frame on the playground was responding to the sound wave.
The atmosphere was always warm.
On Sunday, an all-day basketball game ended in three afternoons, winning five in a row.
However, the chief of staff felt that this cold winter afternoon seemed to lack a little heat, so he arranged to go down and play songs in the playground of each company.
also generously said: First place, the total points of the company will be added one point!
That's one point per class!
The referee is the regimental headquarters on the side!
This time, everyone is targeting the five companies.
Two of the top three classes in the standings at the door are five-in-a-row, and the total number of points in five-in-a-row is also the highest.
Seven companies are more miserable.
There is a first-place class with the most points, but the overall score is third.
Not to mention the most collapsed one, two, and three companies, every time the leaders inspect, they all start with them, and they don't even have time to prepare.
Seeing that half of the month has passed, each company is in a hurry to score.
So everyone is targeting Wulian, because Wulian is the first!
The Seventh Company has already ordered that if you lose today, you will have a study class tomorrow, and sing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau one by one, singing the original tune!
Fang Huai could sing, but he was also roaring loudly.
He can sing it, but he doesn't want to hear it!
The phalanx of each company is full of enthusiasm for feeding, and the company commander's instructor is the commander.
The instructor of the Seventh Company was not there.
Company commander Wang Jian didn't know where to get a small flag, standing in front of him like a big horse monkey jumping up and down for a long time, no one took over, the eyebrows were originally narrow, and now his eyes were so tired that they were almost squinted, like four eyebrows.
Wang Jian looked back, walked straight to Fang Huai's side, and handed over the small flag: "Fang Huai, I can't shout, you can try it?" ”
Fang Huai was stunned: "Company commander, you have to call the squad leader if you can't shout..."
Wang Jian smiled: "Then you call me a squad leader?" ”
Fang Huai looked back.
Nima, the squad leaders of the seventh company changed into basketball uniforms and played with other companies in the back half of the playground, and the remaining two got a chair to sit upside down and were sleeping on their stomachs.
You can sleep in this environment, and it looks like a craft that has been passed down since the school days.
Yue Tao next to him was excited, and he stretched out his hand to pick up the flag: "Company commander, I'll come!" It's ugly! ”
"you!" Wang Jian dodged in his hand.
After a while, the blind Jiba shouted, he didn't take it, and the shit was stained with his ass.
No wonder he believes in Fang Huai, Fang Huai now has political guarantees.
In addition to his performance, talent, and his uncle, there is also the regiment.
Today, the chief of staff has already informed him that after a while, Fang Huai may ask for leave from time to time, if the matter is urgent, you can ask him to sign a leave slip and put it there.
Wang Jian was stunned at that time, what? A recruit... Frequent time off?
The chief of staff was too lazy to explain to him, but thinking that Fang Huai was also present when he played and sang, he mentioned in passing: Fang Huai's song may have to be publicized from the channels of the corps, and he has to go out to engage in production.
Wang Jian knew in his heart that Fang Huai might be going to become famous, famous.
…
"Okay, I'll do it."
Fang Huai saw that Wang Jian really couldn't stand it, and took over the command flag a little shyly.
walked to the front, looked back at everyone, and raised the flag in his hand to show command.
Then, the momentum changed.
Fang Huai felt that he was wearing a recruit's coat, and he didn't have a title, and his momentum was not enough, so he simply took off his coat and revealed the green sweater inside.
Then, he stood on the chair that Wang Jian had sat on just now.
At this time, several people recognized that this was the hero who beat the battalion commander, and they also whispered with some excitement.
On the playground, nine companies formed a rectangle, and at this time, the four companies that were directly opposite launched an attack on the seven companies.
"Seven in a row, you sing, you sing five in a row!"
Fang Huai was not stunned, and immediately waved the flag and howled.
"Let me sing, I'll sing, where will my face go!"
The rest sounded like that, and they all followed: "Let me sing!" I'll just sing it! Where do I put my face! ”
The other side replied: "Machine gun, two legs, I can't open my mouth for seven consecutive fights!" ”
Fang Huai immediately replied: "Let you sing, if you don't sing, the conductor on the other side is not presentable!" ”
Hey, Mom, just command!
The aggression was imminent, and the recruits yelled.
"Let you sing! You don't sing! Command from the opposite side! Not decent! After the roar, there was a burst of "hahaha" ridicule.
Fang Huai didn't stop, taking advantage of the fact that the commander on the opposite side was still thinking about words, waved the flag and continued to shout.
"Nobody sings if it's not good for four companies, no one sings, let's sing!"
Now, with a different commander with taunt skills, the momentum of the Seventh Company suddenly rose.
"Four times in a row, no one sings! No one sings! We sing! ”
Fang Huai hurriedly turned his face and asked loudly: "Conquest, will it?" ”
The recruits were already excited: "Yes! ”
"Good! Change the word "be" to the word "put"!
Conquer you and cut off all retreats!
Just these two sentences, sing! ”
After Fang Huai finished speaking, the small flag waved, and the commander of the fourth company on the opposite side was shouting words, and his voice was covered by the seventh company.
"Conquer you like that! Cut off all retreats! ”
Fang Huai picked up the last two sentences: "My mood is solid, and your decision is confused!" ”
"My mood is solid, and your decision is confused!"
After singing, there was another burst of laughter.
Fang Huai clearly saw that the commander on the opposite side was already stunned, and was turning back to make a move with another cadre, but without giving them a chance, he directly took off his hat and waved it at the opposite side for four consecutive times.
"Change the command! Change the conductor! Change the conductor! ”
The recruits liked to hear it and immediately followed Fang Huai to learn.
A wave of ridicule.
……
The area attack unfolds slowly.
One afternoon, an hour after the song, everyone was very tired, but on the side of the Seventh Company, Fang Huai kept talking, scolding this and that, the aggressive thief was strong, and there was no break as soon as he started, sentence after sentence, so that the opposite commander could not answer.
"The commander on the other side, he can't open his mouth, his brain is empty, like water!"
"Compared with me, I can't compare, the commander of the sixth company ranks first!"
"I don't believe your words, the command of the fifth company is not hard!"
"The commander of the third company has his head blocked, and he is angry and crosses his waist, like a little princess!"
People shouted "come one", and Fang Huai directly shouted "change one" on the other side.
The army sang the slogan, what is particular is that the words can not be biased, and the scolding cannot be sweary, Fang Huai has been wandering on the edge of the rules, constantly changing words, and making the thief happy with seven consecutive mockery, occasionally singing a song, everyone is also cheering like tearing the vocal cords.
The battle of momentum has gradually evolved into a battle of commanders' capabilities.
Whoever wants to have two fresh sentences is embarrassed to come up and shout.
What "rush to rush, don't be like an old man; Hurry up, don't look like an old lady", outdated.
The recruits of the Seventh Company were very excited, and Fang Huai took them down to four commanders in a row.
Especially Wulian, who was scolded by Fang Huai for a few words, his brain was dazed, so he had to take the lead in singing a song with long lyrics "When Your Hair Brushes My Steel Gun" to show the level.
As a result, the song was too slow, and the commander was halfway through his mouth, and Fang Huai quickly scolded him, "The commander of the fifth company has no temper!" Singing will only be "Sweet Honey"! ”
With Fang Huai's memory and reflexes, even if he has not been trained, he can fight each other for ten minutes if he doesn't play rap well.
This directly slammed the heads of the commanders of the five companies into empty heads.
When he subconsciously respoken, he crossed: "When your steel gun... Whisk my steel gun and sing! ”
"When your steel gun brushes over my steel gun......"
The recruits of the Fifth Company were also used to listening to the command, and they thought that the commander had changed the words, and when they sang along, everyone was quiet.
A steel gun brushes over a steel gun? …… It's a bayonet!
A few seconds later, the audience burst into laughter.
In the middle, Wang Jian rested and wanted to go up to change, but found that there was really no goods in his stomach, and Qilian's posture, if he went up, he was scolded miserably, and he simply put it badly.
The Chief of Staff sat at the table in the middle of the side, listening with pleasure.
This kid deserves to be able to write songs, talented!
In the afternoon, the word was never repeated, and by himself, he directly updated a version of the slogan!
One of the staff officers next to him thought it was funny, and when he heard it, he began to take a pen and copy it.
Even the squad leaders who finished playing for the seventh consecutive began to stand behind and listen to Fang Huai's shouting.
After a while, the chief of staff saw that the time was about the same, blew a whistle directly, and walked to the center of the surrounding playground.
Laughing and groaning, but echoing loudly: "Who do you think wins!" ”
The audience looked at the guy in the green sweater standing on the bench.
It's so talented.
There are also some companies that begin to struggle sparsely.
"Five companies are the best!"
"Two wins in a row!"
Who knows, Fang Huai immediately waved the small flag again!
Qilian suddenly became energetic.
Everyone is languishing: rub, he's here again!
Fang Huai shouted: "Chief of Staff, listen to me, our voice, is it loud?" ”
The Seventh Company howled again: "Chief of Staff! Listen to me! We sound! Ringing or not! ”
The audience was dumbfounded.
The uncrowned king is gone.
The chief of staff also had a small flag in his hand, and immediately waved it at the Seventh Company and said loudly.
"Seven wins in a row! To the Seven! ”
"Learn!" The sound is sparse.
The chief of staff was not satisfied and shouted: "Didn't even eat? Believe it or not, I'll let you sing the opening song thirty times at the door of the cafeteria?
Do it all over again! To the Seven! ”
The voice suddenly became louder: "Study! ”
The Seventh Company began to cheer with a "whoop", and a group of people surrounded it, lifted Fang Huai up and threw it into the sky.
Fang Huai was frightened at first, but then he felt quite good, and he closed his eyes and began to enjoy this brilliant youth that he had never had.
……
Seven consecutive joys fell from the sky, and the total points surpassed the second place four consecutive 0.5 points and climbed to second.
The company commanders and instructors who went back today were not embarrassed to scold the recruits.
Everyone knows in their hearts that this wave is because the commander has lost, has been made speechless, and has lost confidence.
During the meal, several commanders who were dumbfounded by Fang Huai learned that the commander of the Seventh Company today turned out to be a recruit, and immediately prepared to cooperate to find trouble with the Seventh Company.
Several people found Wang Jian and demanded that he hand over the commander of the recruits this afternoon.
Who knew that Wang Jian sneered, and pointed directly to the table in Class Nine: "Go, pull him out and beat him to death!" It's the one from yesterday... Zhang Zhongting's nephew! You all saw it yesterday, right? ”
A bunch of cadres looked over and saw that the non-commissioned officer wearing a red card at the table was smiling and serving food to a recruit.
One of the young cadres asked, "Have we seen it?" Who is Zhang Zhongting? ”
A cadre of a provincial detachment swallowed his saliva: "It's the colonel who came yesterday, our deputy detachment leader!" ”
"My day... I recognized him, he was the recruit who was called down by Commander Huang yesterday! ”
"Huh..."
Everyone began to scatter, each taking a sip.
"Damn, bad luck!"
……
After lunch, Wang Jian and Hao Chengbin called Fang Huai out and chatted.
…
In the evening, I was preparing for the class meeting.
The regimental headquarters downstairs began to blow the whistle.
"Companies, gather in the study room!"
The entire floor began to shake, and the regimental headquarters called each company to assemble in the study room, and the veterans who had led the soldiers knew what was going on.
(End of chapter)