Chapter 244: Seeing my in-laws in the city
All the ghosts gathered, eyeing each other.
Their bodies were full of yin qi, but they showed fear when they looked at the village chief.
At night, only the bonfire in the middle of the rice field is blazing.
Perhaps we, as 'guests', thought we were receiving a grand welcome ceremony.
But everyone but us knows that we will be replaced later.
"Guests from afar, I bless you!" The village chief smiled and walked in front of Situ Jin with a smile, "My Xiaofeng and I, on behalf of everyone, we will toast you this glass of wine first!" ”
There's a cat in the wine!
After drinking, Situ Jin and I will be replaced by the village chief and Feng Qingluan!
Although Feng Qingluan can't believe it all, after all, we are so incompatible.
But now we have no other way but to believe and doubt.
Either take the risk of believing her once, or delay until the first seven in the Wild Ghost Village, which not only can't save Uncle Da, but also takes his own life.
"Thank you, village!"
Situ Jin and I looked innocent and unworldly, and directly picked up the wine glass and drank it all.
The village chief and Feng Qingluan glanced at each other, and drank after him.
After drinking, I only felt that my abdomen was hot.
It's like a sun rising in the abdomen.
"This wine ......," I clutched my stomach in pain.
"It's made with ultraviolet light!" The village chief seemed to be smiling, "The so-called putting death and then living, wealth and wealth are sought in danger." When you wake up, all the pain will be gone! ”
When the village chief said this, his expression was also painful, but the painful expression was more of a perverted pleasure.
"You ...... You want to harm us? ”
Situ Jin pointed at the village chief, looking angry and suddenly realized.
"How dare you talk to the village chief like this?" Without waiting for the village chief to speak, Feng Qingluan took the lead. "The village chief is the leader of the Wild Ghost Village, and he is the backbone of all the ghosts. He can choose you to replace you, which is a blessing that you have cultivated in eight lifetimes. Originally, the village chief was kind-hearted and wanted to keep you in the village to continue living, but since you are so ignorant, then you simply want your dog's life! ”
Speaking of this, Feng Qingluan grabbed the village chief.
"Village chief, what do you say?"
"Xiaofeng is right, no one can disobey me! Since he doesn't know what to do, let's kill him to make an example! ”
When the village chief said this, he finally couldn't control the pain and fell to his knees.
And me, Feng Qingluan, and Situ Jin also fell down one after another and kept rolling.
Our bodies become translucent, with phantoms oozing out and overlapping with constant impacts.
The ghosts watched cautiously, and none of them dared to approach.
I don't know how long it took for my consciousness to suddenly wake up.
The moment he opened his eyes, he hurriedly stretched out his hand.
Desperately touching his face to feel the familiar outline, the hanging heart finally let go.
We won the bet!
Feng Qingluan not only loves Situ Jin enough, but also attaches great importance to the future of the Feng family.
"Xiaofeng!"
I don't know who shouted among the ghosts, and after Feng Qingluan and I glanced at each other, we immediately responded.
"It worked!"
Speaking of this, I rushed to Situ Jin and helped him up.
"Village Chief! Village Chief, are you alright? ”
Situ Jin shook his head vigorously, as if he had only recovered slightly.
When he saw the village chief holding his head and struggling to get up, he stretched out his finger fiercely.
"Kill him!"
As soon as these words came out, the ghosts immediately knocked down the village chief.
The speed was so fast that the village chief didn't have time to react.
"Let him go!" Feng Qingluan pretended to be panicked and shouted, "We have been replaced by you, can't you leave us a way to live?" ”
"Since he dares to disobey the village chief, he dares to destroy the entire Wild Ghost Village! You must know that without the village chief to establish and preside over the wild ghost village, we can only be bitten by wild dogs and pecked by roosters, and there will be no safe place to live now. The lonely ghosts and ghosts who disobey the village chief should be damned! ”
"Damn! Damn it! ”
The demons were incited and raised their arms and shouted.
At this time, the village chief finally regained his senses.
When I saw the scene in front of me, I realized what was happening.
"Xiaofeng, you slut, you dare to yin me!"
The village chief got up with a grunt and kicked everyone viciously.
"Are you blind? I'm the village chief! The ritual I let Xiaofeng operate by hand was that she secretly moved her mobile phone, only she changed it, and I was still myself! Catch them quickly and kill me at once! ”
It was very weak just after the ritual, so weak that it barely resisted.
Otherwise, the village chief would have rushed over and tore us apart!
"This slut must have taken a fancy to that white-faced little student, so he designed to frame me! Obey my orders, and immediately devour them alive, so that they will never be able to live beyond the life of even wild ghosts! ”
The ghosts looked at each other, and they lost their minds for a while.
After all, the village chief's arrogant and domineering appearance is exactly the same as before.
"Don't you understand the nonsense?" Situ Jin deliberately shouted loudly, "Xiaofeng and I are about to leave the Wild Ghost Village, whoever kills this newcomer will be the next village chief!" ”
This sentence is undoubtedly a bombshell, which instantly shocked the stormy waves.
The ghosts have long coveted the position of village chief and have long wanted to replace him.
The village chief is gone, and they have a chance.
"I'm the village chief!" Seeing the ghosts approaching, the village chief finally panicked. "You bunch of waste, I'm the village chief, do you want to rebel?"
Speaking of this, the village chief grabbed Feng Qingluan fiercely and pushed her to the front.
"Speak quickly! Don't you hate that slut for replacing you? Hurry up and tell them who you are, or your little white face will live with another woman! Say it! ”
"Village Chief!"
Feng Qingluan shouted cautiously, but his eyes were on Situ Jin.
"Is it possible that whoever kills him can be the next village chief of Wild Ghost Village?"
"Of course!" Situ Jin learned from the arrogant appearance of the village chief and lightly tapped his chin.
"Is that me, too?" Feng Qingluan spoke tentatively again.
Feng Qingluan's words undoubtedly confirmed the identity of Situ Jin Village Chief.
And the real village chief has already jumped like thunder.
"Are you a human head pig brain? He's your little white face! You're ......."
Without giving the village chief a chance to finish, Feng Qingluan slapped him with tears in his eyes.
"Situ Jin, you negative man! In order to save your life, you actually spread this panic? I've been in love with you for so long, how can I not know you? I see, you clearly have a crush on that vixen and want to live with her! ”
Feng Qingluan hammered at the village chief, but he was knocked away after a few hits.
The ghosts had hideous faces and rushed over like a tide.
"Stop you bunch of shit! I'm the village chief! I'm ...... Yes! ”
The village chief's screams replaced the insults, but the ghosts became more and more excited.
Feng Qingluan beckoned to me and Situ Jin, and we hurried to follow.
Under her leadership, we saw a boundary monument with the word 'village tail' engraved on it.
"Keep moving forward, don't look back! Then you will be able to enter the Hall of Ecstasy! ”
"What about you?"
I squirmed my mouth and couldn't help but speak.
"Me?" Feng Qingluan smiled, "This is my best home!" I, Feng Qingluan, are confident that I will become the leader of the Wild Ghost Village and become the only king of this small village! ”
Speaking of this, Feng Qingluan stared at me closely.
"I have only one wish!"
Feng Qingluan put her arms around my neck and whispered a few words before letting go of me.
"Please!"
"Good!"
"Our grievances can't be written off, I just hope you live well, don't let our Feng family go extinct! Actually, I have never doubted your identity, after all, our Feng family is an ancestral temperament. ”
Feng Qingluan turned around, raised his hand and waved.
"I'm going back to clean up the mess! I'll have to take that old thing's life! ”
"Feng Qingluan, take care!"
Feng Qingluan did not answer, but walked forward by herself until her figure disappeared.
"What did she just tell you?" Situ Jin came over.
"Women's affairs, men don't care!"
According to Feng Qingluan's instructions, we went all the way.
No matter what movement was behind him, there was no turning back.
When a palace appeared in front of him, Situ Jin jumped up with joy.
"Ecstasy! That's the Hall of Ecstasy, right? ”
"It should be!"
I walked over first, buried in the gate and saw that it was empty.
There is nothing in the palace except for a spring.
Seeing that I took a sip and drank it, Situ Jin simply leaned down and drank it in a big gulp.
After drinking a full amount of water, Situ Jin burped.
I glanced at him and spit out the water in my mouth.
Seeing this, Situ Jin was stunned.
"Feng Qingluan? Are you Feng Qingluan? After all, we were deceived by you woman! ”
When Situ Jin said this, he was about to turn around, but I grabbed him.
Situ Jin didn't look back, but his back stiffened.
"This spring water is so poisonous that I can't walk!"
I rolled my eyes and let Situ Jin fall to the ground.
"Idiot, if I were Feng Qingluan, would Shen An'an let me go?"
"Then you ......" Situ Jin struggled to turn to look at me, "Then why did you trick me into drinking this poisonous spring water?" ”
"Who told you it was poisonous?"
"Then why did you spit it out?"
"Drink the spring water of the Lost Soul Hall to be able to speak the truth, Feng Qingluan's only wish is to know if you have ever loved her! If you say yes, let me light the fireworks. In this way, she can see the sky full of fireworks when she is in the wild ghost village. ”
Saying this, I picked up the bamboo tube that Feng Qingluan stuffed to me.
No matter what Situ Jin's answer is, I will ignite it.
It is a gratitude, and it is also to let Feng Qingluan's long-cherished wish come true, even if this beauty is fake.
"Loved!"
When Situ Jin whispered these two words, I was relieved.
"Although this love is mixed with complexity and resentment, it ...... I really loved it! If she had been an ordinary girl, if she hadn't done those deviant things, I think we'd have a happy outcome. It's just that there is no fate in this life, and I hope that in the next life we will meet at the right time, and love each other at the right time until we are old. ”
Light the bamboo tube and look up at the brightness.
I think Feng Qingluan also saw it.
All her crazy efforts have finally been rewarded, even if only a little.
……
Leaving the Hall of Lost Souls, we soon arrived at the capital city.
The city looks like a modern city, just like the sea city.
And as soon as we set foot in the city, the night owl appeared.
"Welcome to my world!"
The Night Stalker bowed like a gentleman, then dropped a kiss on the back of my hand.
When Situ Jin stretched out his hand in a hurry, he was slapped open by the night owl.
"This hand-held gift is exclusive to a special person!"
"I'm a guest too!" Situ Jin looked dissatisfied.
"Then as the king of ghosts, I will reward you with the highest honor in the underworld!" The night stalker said this, raising his legs. "Kiss my right foot!"
Situ Jin: "......"
"Don't tease him!" I hurried to play the round.
"I've worked hard all the way, so I'll take you to rest."
Led by the night owl, we came to the front of a low-key and luxurious villa.
After the door opened automatically, a pair of elderly people with extraordinary temperament appeared side by side.
They looked at us with smiles in their eyes, their eyes reserved and enthusiastic.
"Meet the Emperor and the Queen Mother!"
Realizing that this was the night owl's mom and dad, I hurriedly knelt down and made a big salute.
Seeing me like this, Situ Jin also knocked his head on the ground.
When you follow the customs of the locals, you still have to abide by the rules of the underworld when you go to the underworld.
"This, this, this...... No way! ”
The two old men's faces changed abruptly, and they hurriedly knelt down.
"We're just stewards!"
Chamberlain?!
Are the night owl's housekeepers so temperamental?
When I looked up at the night owl, he pulled me up.
"Why are you kneeling so fast?" The night owl sighed helplessly, "Even if you see my parents, you don't need to kneel!" ”
"Ah......h
"What? Want to see your parents-in-law so soon? ”
"Night Stalker!"
"They're coming at night!"
"Ahh
I turned around and walked away to avoid embarrassment.
But walking around, you will eventually walk back to the villa.
The ghost hitting the wall was originally very brain-burning, not to mention that it was arranged by the ghost king himself, so when I ran to the exhaustion, I finally collapsed on the sofa.
"Night owl, I'm looking for Uncle Da!"
"Hmm!"
"Huh?" I hurriedly jumped up, "What do you mean?" ”
"I'll send you and Uncle Da up before the first seven!"
"Good! You'll send us...... Have you found Uncle Da? "I was shocked when I reacted instantly." You've already found Uncle Da? ”
The night owl shrugged, undeniable.
"Then you're going to let us down......"
"I want to introduce you to my parents!"
"What are you doing? I have a husband! I was immediately annoyed, "I tried so hard to jump up and down in the Yin and Yang worlds, and the ultimate purpose was to go to the beast mound to find him!" What the hell are you bringing me back to your house to see your parents? Is it a two-headed deception? ”
"I've been forced to get married!" Night Owl frowned, "If you don't bring a girl home, they'll decide my marriage on their own." How painful it is to marry someone you don't like, I think you know better than anyone. Just as no matter how hard I try, I can't pry your heart. We met once, can you help me? Just let me get through this, it's fake anyway, and it's not for you to really marry me! ”
"But...... Isn't it okay to lie to your parents like this? ”
Seriously, the night stalker really helped me a lot.
What's more, I have selfish intentions.
Until the connection between him and Ning Yi is confirmed, he cannot get married for the time being.
"As long as you have the ability to break their idea of letting me get married!"
"You want me to pretend to be a bad daughter-in-law?"
"Uh-huh!" The night owl shrugged, "Let them know the disadvantages of my wife-in-law, then they won't dare to force me in the future!" ”
……
The butler had prepared a sumptuous dinner, and I was nervous.
Although I didn't really see my in-laws, I couldn't ease my emotions.
"Little aunt, it's up to you!" Situ Jin said while putting on my makeup, "You must let the parents of the ghost king know how powerful you are, and let them mention the word daughter-in-law as painfully as if they were exposed to ultraviolet rays!" ”
When Situ Jin knew that the night owl was the ghost king, he was shocked.
But it's already here, and I can't hide it.
In order to change his image, he took the initiative to ask Ying to paint me a sister's costume.
Whether it's the yang world or the underworld, parents like well-behaved girls, the kind that is suitable for marriage!
Especially the wife of the ghost king, who will be the queen of the ghost clan in the future.
In addition to being elegant and dignified, he also learned that he was a scholar.
"Done!"
Situ Jin dropped his eyebrow pencil and slapped it vigorously.
"You look like you don't look messy right now!"
"Do you want a cigarette?"
"Chewing bubble gum is enough!"
I took the bubble gum that Situ Jin gave me, and trembled and took it and stuffed it into my mouth.
"Remember, you are not fighting alone now, but for the sake of His Majesty the Great Ghost King!"
"Sycophants!"
"Just kidding! He's the Ghost King! ”
hid upstairs for a long time, and only then did he go downstairs under Situ Jin's repeated urging.
But the moment I left the room, I immediately got into character.
Walking down the stairs, I saw two middle-aged men and women with extraordinary temperaments.
The man was wearing a well-fitting suit, but he couldn't hide the muscles inside.
The woman was dressed in a luxurious cheongsam, and her gestures were elegant.
Even if there is no expensive jewelry, the luxurious atmosphere forces people to not open their eyes.
When I appeared wearing a nose ring and a lip stud, the smiles of the two instantly froze.
Very good!
This is the first step to success!
The nose ring and lip studs are fake, but they look lifelike.
In particular, my nose ring was very large, as exaggerated as the nose ring of a tethered cow.
"Mom and Dad, let me introduce you!" The night owl appeared at the right time and grabbed me by the shoulder. "This is my girlfriend...... Shen An'an! ”
Speaking of this, the night stalker bowed his head and smiled at me.
"An An, this is my parents!"
"Hey, Old North Nose!" Without waiting for the night owl's parents to react, I said hello with a big grin. "You're my Hani's dad and mommy? I came in a hurry and didn't prepare anything, you wouldn't mind, would you? After all, I'm reluctant to spend money, and I don't know what you two old North Noses like. You look like you're wearing an antique! You don't mind if I say that, do you? ”
Seeing the intricate expressions of the night owl's parents, I knew they were frightened by me.
Such unruly girls, they must have seen each other for the first time.
"This ...... Sit down! Father Night coughed lightly.
They sat down upright and let the servants lay out napkins for them.
I grabbed the napkin and covered my nose and blew it hard.
Even though nothing came out, the voice was truly disgusting.
The muscles on the cheeks of the Night Father and the Night Mother twitched slightly, and the hands gathered in mid-air froze.
The night owl took my hand under the table and motioned for me to keep up the good work.
Suddenly, I got into play.
"I'm sorry, I've always been very arrogant, you won't mind, right?"
"Of course!" The Night Mother reluctantly pulled the corners of her mouth, "How did you and our night owl meet?" ”
"Bar!" I said loudly with a nonchalant look on my face.
"Bar?" The night father and the night mother looked at each other, "Are you working in it because of work-study?" ”
"Work-study fart! I'm long out of school! Pole dancing at the bar is all about the money that comes quickly! ”
"Pole dancing?!"
"yes!" I put my arms around the night owl, "The owl is just fascinated by my dancing!" ”
Seeing the night father and night mother's mouth open wide in shock, I raised my eyebrows triumphantly at the night owl.
The night stalker didn't feel anything wrong in the slightest, and responded with a smile.
"By the way, do you know how to swim?"
Suddenly, I turned my cannon fire on the Nightmother.
"What...... What do you mean? ”
"I don't want to save you when you meet the two of us and fall into the water at the same time, just save me, not you! If you drown, I'll be scolded!" ”
"Ah......h
"I don't want to live with you in the future! You know, young people love to be independent! I and the owl must have enough two-person world to make you a few grandchildren! If you disturb the infertility, are you responsible? ”
"I ......"
"And you!" I instantly turned to my father, "You don't look old, and it's not time to retire yet, so you can go out and make more money for us while you can still work, and I won't leave you alone when you can't make money!" When the time comes, I'll find you a nursing home and let you go in to live your old age! When the time comes, we will see you for ten years and eight years, and it will be considered filial piety! ”
Hahaha!
I won't you off yet!
Seeing that Situ Jin secretly gave me a thumbs up, I entered the role more and more.
Although he kept apologizing in his heart, the road to seeing ghosts in the future was smooth, and he could only help the night owl with his conscience.
'Smack'
The Night Mother stood up and glared coldly at the Night Stalker.
"Night owl, this is what you think is your daughter-in-law?"
"Yes!" The night owl calmly got up and nodded, "If you don't marry her!" ”
"Don't think about it anymore?" Father Ye tentatively opened his mouth and pointed at Situ Jin. "Why don't you try with him?"
"Uncle, this joke can't be made!" Situ Jin waved his hand again and again.
"All I want is her!" The Night Stalker said firmly.
The Night Mother didn't make a sound, but brushed her sleeves away.
"Wife! Wife! ”
The night father hurriedly ripped off the napkin and chased after him in a panic.
The scene was instantly embarrassing.
"The ......," I said, looking at the night stalker in confusion, "am I going too far?" If I had just started gradually, would they have been a little more receptive? Or ......"
Before he finished speaking, two shiny figures appeared.
Two handsome men and women dressed in punk costumes and dressed up in non-mainstream appeared in front of them.
Just when she was surprised, the woman lifted the oblique bangs that covered her face, revealing her face with heavy makeup.
"It's you!"
A man and a woman dressed like a Christmas tree in front of them are actually the parents of the night owl!
"This is my special swimming certificate!" Night Mother licked her lips, "I signed up for a swimming training class as early as after the confinement, and finally successfully upgraded from a student to a swimming coach!" As a mother of a boy, you must sensibly foresee all dangers and strangle them in the cradle! ”
"I can swim too!" Father Night hurriedly spoke, "And in order to prevent accidents, I have ordered someone to cover the Lethe River!" You and your mom will never fall into the river at the same time! ”
"Let's not have children!" The night mother then spoke, "If you don't have children, you won't be able to protect the big and the small!" ”
What's going on?
They want to cut me off!
"I'm going to have a baby! I'm going to have a hard birth! ”
"Protect you!" The Night Father and the Night Mother said in unison, "If we can't keep it, we'll kill the Night Stalker and bury you with you!" In short, we only have you on the tip of our hearts! ”
Damn it!
If it goes on like this, I'm going to be tempted!
In other words, any girl will be tempted by this pair of 'sensible' parents-in-law!
Wait, I'm trying to make them hate me!
"I'm going to send you to a nursing home!"
"We have already decided on our own nursing home!" Father Night smiled and clapped his hands, "I can live in it tomorrow!" ”
"I and the night stalker have only seen you once in ten years and eight years!"
"Listen!" Father Ye couldn't help but glared at Mother Ye, "What a sensible daughter-in-law, we only saw Mom and Dad once in a hundred years!" ”
"Yes! For the sake of our health, my daughter-in-law also asked us to go out to work so that we could continue to exercise. Such a considerate child, where to find it! ”
The Night Mother said this with a smile and flipped over the dishes on the table.
"Happy today! In order to celebrate my son finding such a well-behaved daughter-in-law, I decided to give everyone a pole dance! ”
"Daughter-in-law, be careful of your waist! I haven't jumped in thousands of years, don't flash it! ”
"Just kidding! I think I was the queen of nightclubs! I was always worried that my future daughter-in-law would hate a deviant mother-in-law like me, but I didn't expect her to be the same kind of person as us! ”
"Yes! Son has a good eye! ”
Wrong!
That's not what I wanted!
Seeing that the Night Mother was about to climb up the pole, I hurriedly ripped off the nose ring and lip nails.
"Right...... I'm sorry! I...... I'm all fake! ”
Picked up the wet wipes to remove the heavy makeup on his face and ripped off the colorful wigs, and then rubbed his hands and looked at the night father and night mother.
After they looked at each other, they immediately straightened their postures.
"Our daughter-in-law is so beautiful without makeup!"
"Hmmm! My son has such a good eye! ”
Me: "? ”
"When are you going to get married?"
Me: "!? ”
"It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, just today!"
Me: "!!! ”
Watching the Night Mother pull off her jewelry and desperately stuff it into my arms, I realized that things were not going right.
Is the night owl deliberately playing tricks on me?
He is!
Glaring at the night owl with hatred, I hurriedly pulled the jewelry off and returned it to the Night Mother.
"Auntie, I have a husband!"
Finally, the Night Father and the Night Mother stopped moving.
When they looked at the night owl in unison, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Xiao'er, since Miss Shen has a husband, then I wronged you...... Be small! ”
Small?!
"You can't find someone you like, and your mother and I support you!"
"It's okay if you don't get into it, you have her husband's surname! Your father and I should have not given birth to your son, let's be in good health and fight for a second child! ”
"It's not uncle and aunt, you misunderstood! I'm ...... with the night owl."
The night stalker's parents turned a deaf ear and enthusiastically planned the future for me and the night stalker.
The Night Stalker looked at me with a smile on his face.
Damn it!
I wanted to catch a turtle in the urn, but I didn't expect that I was the trapped turtle.
……