Chapter Ninety-Six: The Rules of Survival for Recruits
"Eh, Zhao Ban, come and see."
On the third floor of the main building, in the computer room, a non-commissioned officer of the first phase finished a "Audition", and regardless of the fact that several members of the "professional extinction" family and other families in the room were spraying each other, standing by the window, looking down with interest.
"Look at the hair, I'm brushing the boar hole!" Zhao Jincheng stared at the screen with a serious face, and the sword and fire were being shaken vigorously.
As soon as these words came out, the entire computer room howled.
"Damn, Zhao Ban, can you brush the boar hole? Pick me up! I'm going to roast the pig with you! ”
"Rub, our district is going to attack Shabak at night, just in time for the late inspection! I'm going to play in your district, I'm going to pit everyone together! ”
The first non-commissioned officer took another sentence at this moment: "Zhao Ban, you brought the recruits last year, did you let them rest at noon?" ”
Zhao Jincheng paused for a moment, then clicked "Return to the City Scroll", put down the mouse, walked to the window, looked at it, and said with a smile:
"Xiong Jie is more ruthless than me, and he won't be allowed to rest at noon on the first day?"
One person answered: "What, the bear squad leader has gone back to sleep, just went upstairs with me, and told me that those recruits are collecting water belts by themselves, and this year's recruits are quite conscious." ”
"Oh?" Zhao Jincheng looked at it again and said, "Hu Zhihong, how many hoses did we use to go to the Global No. 1 police the day before yesterday?" ”
"The water gun position erected on the second floor, the third floor and the fourth floor, there are three guns, more than 30 plates, right? After brushing it yesterday, it should be able to be collected.
Four recruits went to collect it, and a hose in the playground was enough for them to collect it for noon. ”
One person immediately laughed and said: "Nima, when I went up that day, there was a private room next to it, I didn't know that it was so hot, and I was still shouting at the ghost, and the two people who accompanied the wine came out in the back, and they didn't wear it... Had so much fun. ”
"Yes, the two men are still hiding inside and refusing to come out! Later, when I was called out, I saw Team Ye's flashlight, thought it was a policeman, and squatted directly in the corridor with my head in my hands! ”
"Hahaha......"
Zhao Jincheng held his hands and looked at it for a while, and couldn't help laughing: "This Fang Huai is quite good at stealing and playing tricks, directing others to do it, but not doing it himself." ”
The non-commissioned officer next to him said:
"I think it's okay to have a leader, but last year's was that no one obeyed anyone, I think this guy is okay.
And where did they confiscate it? I saw him collect a plate just now, much faster than the other recruits. ”
Zhao Jincheng looked at Fang Huai, who was pointing and pointing at the recruits who were following the water collection belt everywhere below, like an instructor, shook his head and chuckled:
"I don't like this kind of brain being too active."
……
Downstairs, backyard.
"My day..."Xiao Haishan's eyes widened.
"Fang Huai, you take the rest alone?"
Fang Huai waved his hand: "You guys are familiar with the water collection belt, just practice two plates, especially Song Lin."
By the way, digest and digest, after a while, you go to the equipment warehouse to sleep for an hour, and I will shout when the squad leader comes. ”
As he spoke, Fang Huai picked up one of the water belts on the ground, quickly collected them twice, and then the water belts were in his hands, as if they had no weight, flying up and down, and the water hoses on the ground became shorter and shorter, and entered his hands.
In only ten seconds, a tray of water hose was collected, placed on the ground, loosened, tightened, and formed twice.
Others collect a plate of water hose, it takes more than a minute, and Fang Huai only needs more than ten seconds.
"We're all going to have to hide and sleep in the future?" Han Yong frowned.
Fang Huai smiled and said, "The squad leader asked us to go to sleep, it's just that today is Saturday, and it's just the first day of the team, so it's just polite."
Are you serious?
You sleep in class, and if you don't get up when the class leader gets up, you have to be scolded.
There are more than 20 squad leaders in the squadron, and if anyone who is not used to seeing the recruits lazy, they will also be scolded.
I can't sleep well, and I have to make the bed and fold the quilt when I get up, how much time is left?
Do you really want to go to bed and get up again for half an hour?
And the noon time is short, the quilt is not folded well, and in the second half of the day, your quilt is loose and loose, and you are watched by the squadron cadres, and the probability of being scolded is greatly increased.
It's better to do some work and find a place to sleep peacefully.
If we collect the hose, we go to sleep in the equipment warehouse, and if we clean or train on the single parallel bars, we go to the training tower next to it.
As long as you get the job done, you can get up again when the whistle blows, and it's no problem at all.
This is a solid nap.
Even if the squad leader saw it and asked, he told the squad leader what he did at noon, and he was too tired to squint for a while.
And four people together, if there is a squad leader shouting or something, the probability of hearing it is also greater.
And the squad leader usually has to rest, to make them feel uneasy, they won't take care of us themselves, and we must let those few hangers take care of us, they have a lot of temper, you have seen it?
Don't give them a chance to take care of us, we have to make the squad leader feel that we are more efficient than they are, so that the squad leader will think that they are nosy.
Don't worry, when I get acquainted with the squadron in the past two days, I will know those who will meet in the second year, if you don't understand anything, just ask me!
Usually be conscious, less scolded, less troubled.
What I'm telling you is the best way to survive for recruits. ”
After hearing this, the three recruits thought of the few senior soldiers who were about to move at every turn in the morning, and immediately felt a little hatred for the enemy in addition to shaking all over their bodies.
"Yes, yes, my eldest brother is still my eldest brother, Niu B." Han Yong gave a thumbs up.
Xiao Haishan couldn't help but admire: "No wonder, your squad leader Hao likes you so much." ”
Fang Huai looked at Song Lin, who was the most taciturn, with a smile on his face: "Song Lin, are you smoking?" ”
Song Lin was taken aback, looking at the experienced Fang Huai, he actually felt a kind of panic when he was caught by the squad leader.
After two seconds of silence, he said, "Hmm... Do you smoke too? I've hidden one..."
"I don't smoke, quit." Fang Huai waved his hand: "The smell of smoke on your body is too obvious, you can smell it when you get close." If you are caught, if the squad leader engages in some perverted punishment, lets you drink cigarettes and tea, wears a big-brimmed hat wrapped in a quilt, and smokes a cigarette at a time, you are afraid that you will not be able to bear it. ”
"That's... What to do? I can't quit, so I started smoking in junior high school. Song Lin had also heard some tricks in the new regiment, and he was a little worried.
Fang Huai smiled: "You smoke, everyone is so close when you gather, it's hard to hide the taste."
We will definitely not be allowed to draw for a few months before we leave the team.
But in a place as big as a squadron, it's too easy to steal a cigarette, for fear of being smelled and interrogated about you.
However, there are still a lot of opportunities for the squad leader to smoke, and the regular squad leader of the cooking class smokes, so let's help him do more work.
As long as he gives you a cigarette, he can shelter you for a day.
Even if you smoke secretly, which squad leader smells it, you will say that the squad leader sees you working diligently.
However, Chang Ming's military age is too shallow, it is best to find an old squad leader who smokes and has a better personality, what kind of work do people have, you have better eyesight, and often rush to do it, as long as you don't mess it, the chance of quietly sending you one is still quite big.
The smoke issued by the old squad leader should always be steady. ”
Fang Huai said, and summed it up again: "I just want everyone to suffer less, unity is only soft power, and physical fitness is a hard indicator... Song Lin, how are you doing? ”
Song Lin smiled a little embarrassedly: "Generally... It's okay in our company, but it's worse than you in the training class, and the squad leader of our recruit regiment said that everyone should do half an hour of evening exercise together in the class, and he didn't let me go. ”
Fang Huai waved his hand: "That is, I haven't run five kilometers, right?" How many minutes is the fastest in 3 km? ”
"11:46."
Fang Huai: ......
It's a minute faster than Lao Tzu!
“… What about the horizontal bar? ”
Song Lin shook his head: "No, I won't swing the waves... Just 20 of them. ”
Fang Huai was silent.
For a long time, he stretched out his hand and held Song Lin:
"Big brother, I'm sorry, I'm going through the back door, the third-class merit of the new corps should be yours.
You don't have to care about what I said just now, just train hard, you don't have to care about so many rules with your physical fitness. ”
Xiao Haishan next to him also hugged an old fist: "Brother, it's right that you don't come to the evening exercise class, it's completely unnecessary, and it will delay your rest." ”
Han Yong was a little autistic when he heard it.
Turning his head to look at the single parallel bars, the joy of being able to hardpull three horizontal bars when he got off the team had vanished.
Everyone is flying on the bar, and the picture of him being hung on the bar by the backpack rope is already in sight.
Thinking about it, he muttered in his mouth: "I'm the old guy..."
Song Lin hurriedly explained: "I practiced before I joined the army, I used to dance street dance in junior high school, practice breaking, and I am also lightweight, I take advantage of it, and I have not made much progress in the new regiment, I am all eating the old book!" ”
Fang Huai also patted Han Yong's shoulder with a smile and comforted: "Lose weight well, you will definitely be able to practice, as long as your strength threshold exceeds your weight, the horizontal bar will become easier and easier, I think the four of us will improve, and you will make the most progress." ”
Han Yong re-energized at this time: "Yes, before leaving the team, squad leader Hao weighed us, I am 162 pounds, and I can pull three!" I'm not bad at strength, and when I get down to 140, I'm sure I'll be able to pull a lot more! ”
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Haishan, who was tall and strong next to him, also nodded: "Well, I think I also have room for improvement." ”
Han Yong turned his head and said, "By the way, how many catties are you?" ”
Xiao Haishan smiled: "I am 175 pounds, and I can only pull 12." ”
Han Yong: ...... (╬ ̄ ̄) convex
……
Wake up at 2:20 p.m. and assemble at 2:30 p.m.
At 2:20, with a wake-up whistle, the recruits straightened their posture and walked to the downstairs of the front yard in advance to assemble.
Zhang Yang, who got up more than ten minutes in advance, walked around the squadron and found no recruits, but at this moment he saw the recruits standing in a row in the front yard, and came up with his hands behind his back and asked:
"Where did you go at noon?"
Fang Huai looked straight ahead and replied loudly: "Report, clean the kitchen, and clean up the water hose in the backyard!" ”
Zhang Yang looked at the in the corner of Han Yong's eyes, and laughed dryly: "Water hose? Lazy, right? ”
"Report to the squad leader, 33 water hoses, we finished collecting! Rested for 20 minutes. Fang Huai continued.
At this moment, Chang Ming came out of the kitchen after checking out, ignored Zhang Yang, walked straight to Fang Huai, and praised with a smile:
"Well done! Come early in the afternoon to help cook, what you want to eat, the squad leader will cook it for you! ”
The recruits said, "Thank you, squad leader!" ”
Chang Ming looked at Zhang Yang, laughed, and went out of the squadron to buy something.
Zhang Yang's face suddenly collapsed.
Obviously, it should be the recruit he brought, and people's hearts seem to have been taken away by Chang Ming at this moment.
looked at Fang Huai, who was praised by Chang Ming, and his heart was on fire.
Damn, Lao Tzu's team was taken away by you, and you still collect the hose? Are they all going to work for Chang Ming?
Zhang Yang was not verbose, and turned his head to go to the equipment room and the car to check.
I turned around, but I didn't find anything wrong.
The hose is really finished.
After collecting the hose, the two interfaces are 15 to 20 centimeters apart, the police hose and the training hose are clearly distinguished, and the 80 caliber and 65 caliber hoses on the car are not misplaced.
Fang Huai stood in the front yard and watched him busy, sneering in his heart.
Hmph, Lao Tzu has been a firefighter for five years, and his memory is strengthened, I will do things, can you be a first-class soldier to find the leak?
(End of chapter)