Chapter 121: The Perverted He Laojiao

He Laojiao's face has horizontal flesh, the skin on his face is slightly drooping, and there are some forehead lines.

Medium build.

When Fang Huai looked at him closely, he looked like Spike, the fierce dog in "Cat and Mouse".

No wonder everyone is afraid, just like this, saying that he doesn't bite, it must be that his wife at home is well trained.

The tone fluctuates and the thief is big, suspected of being a Sichuan Guangyuan accent, and I went outside to answer a phone call during the period.

The opening is a sentence of "Say it!" ”

followed by a sentence: "You turtle do something, why are you so!" ”

This big guy called, he didn't need to eavesdrop at all, he called upstairs, and downstairs could hear it clearly.

When the old man left, the instructor called Fang Huai to him.

The buttons on the chest of his clothes were all opened, he crossed Erlang's legs, pointed his fingers at the sofa, groaned for a long time, scratched his head and said:

"Tsk, that. Small square! Very well behaved! I've already asked your uncle about this!

He said that your baby's meritorious service is too fast! You still have a third-class merit on the road, and I reported another one, which is a bit exaggerated!

You are a family member of the leader, pay attention to the influence!

This kind of thing, according to the routine, can be reported as a third-class merit!

All in all, in short, you are affected by your uncle, he is the leader, if you have any grievances, you go directly to him! Don't scold me quietly in private! ”

In a word, Fang Huai couldn't cry or laugh.

This brigade boss is too straightforward to speak! And he shouted so loudly, for fear that others would not hear him!

A bunch of cadres of the squadron were also secretly laughing.

It's just that Cao Yi grabbed the beginning of the conversation, and said a little inexplicably: "Instructor, Fang Huai still has a third-class merit?" ”

He Laojiao looked him up and down: "It's Sa!" Xiao Fang made that propaganda song, and it was about to be played on the provincial station! You are an instructor, and you don't know anything about your squadron? ”

Cao Yi looked at Fang Huai.

Fang Huai stared at his eyes and spread his hands: "Instructor, I don't know!" ”

He Laojiao patted the sofa, a little angry.

"Cao Yi, what do you think he is doing? The corps website has been announced!

Your cadres are required to check in on the intranet of the corps every day, Lao Tzu held a meeting and ordered five times, to look at the intranet more, pay attention to the trends of the province and the instructions of the leadership, have you read it carefully?

After careful browsing, you don't know? ”

As he spoke, he looked at Ye Jiahong in the office, deputy squadron leader and platoon commander Wu Di.

A group of people look at the nose and the nose looks at the heart.

"By the way, Xiao Fang, Zhang Zhi asked me to help tell you that your parents came to see you on the weekend! Cao Yi, when the time comes, you arrange for him to go out to have a meal with his parents, so don't be in the squadron, and the other recruits will inevitably have emotions when they see it. ”

In fact, the army is not very supportive of the visit of their parents, and it is not easy to train the soldiers to be independent, and the family members come to visit and care about it, and if they don't do it, they will return to the mentality of the little emperor.

It is not uncommon for people to refuse military service because of family visits.

However, Fang Huai's situation, He Laojiao could hardly refuse.

The identity of the leader's family made Fang Huai miss a third-class merit, and this identity naturally has some benefits.

Cao Yi frowned slightly, glanced at Fang Huai again, and said bluntly:

"You haven't suffered any grievances, what are you letting your family do? Since they haven't set off yet, let's stop running hard! ”

Fang Huai was actually surprised in his heart, he was still thinking about the reason, why did his parents come directly?

But then, I also felt that it was an opportunity, and said:

"Instructor, I really didn't know they were coming, but it's okay to come here, a song I wrote before I joined the army sold for some money, and when I got off the team, I saw a text message, the money has been transferred to my card, it's quite a lot, my family conditions are not good, I want to give them the money to improve my life."

Cao Yi listened, then nodded, feeling that a sensible child like Fang Huai also knew that it would be okay for his parents to come and see him, so he said casually:

"How much money did you make?"

Fang Huai hesitated for a moment and said, "Few... 10,000 dollars. ”

Now, not to mention the squadron cadres, even the instructors were shocked.

"A song sells for tens of thousands of dollars?! Ge Laozi, grab money! ”

His monthly salary is only more than 4,000 yuan, and the welfare of the provincial city is good, and the sum of all items is only more than 5,000.

Fang Huai was a little speechless and said: "Instructor, the other one I wrote, it's also on the provincial stage, third-class merit!" ”

I have tens of thousands, and I can't save a "hundred" or "thousand" word! In the previous life, the sales of those two songs could not be carried by 10,000 words, so they had to be replaced by 100 million!

The instructor was speechless and choked, and wanted to say, "Lao Tzu has several third-class merits, and the transfer fee will not be tens of thousands more in the future!" ”

Cao Yi couldn't help but want to ask, "Why do you call tens of thousands of yuan to improve your life??" ”

Seeing that Wu Di was looking for his musical instruments everywhere, looking like he wanted to relive his music dream, Cao Yi choked and said:

"Ahem, that's it! Since you do have something at home, wait for your parents to come on the weekend, and I will arrange for you to go out!

Since there is so much money, try to keep it all for your parents!

The squadron has some habits of non-commissioned officers. Not so good! The football stadium that day, what I said, listened! Don't learn all those gambling shitties and lose all your money! Since the conditions at home are not good, you must be sensible and save more money! ”

Some things are also open secrets, and Cao Yi is not afraid to say it in front of the old sect.

Just as he was talking, Cao Yi inadvertently glanced at He Laojiao.

He Laojiao was making eye contact with him.

At that moment, both of them were a little embarrassed.

He Laojiao felt that Cao Yi meant something, and Cao Yi finally remembered that there was an old mahjong player in front of him, which would say this, which was not appropriate.

He Laojiao immediately glared and patted the sofa:

"Paws! Look at Lao Tzu's paws! Lao Tzu likes to play mahjong (a little) to relieve his addiction! But Lao Tzu doesn't play with money!

Paw! Do you still want to educate Lao Tzu An?? ”

God doesn't play with money.

Fang Huai pouted inwardly.

This He Laojiao's hobby is known to the entire brigade.

Don't play money, play mahjong as soon as you take a break, you are dozens of years old, where to persistently develop intelligence?

Fang Huai saw that the old teacher was angry, and immediately whispered, "Goodbye, instructor, I'm going to train."

Then, facing the instructor, as if on a pilgrimage, he quietly retreated, withdrew from the squadron headquarters, and closed the door.

There was a sound of Cao Yi's explanation and the instructor's angry scolding.

After a while, He Laojiao took the lead, and a group of cadres followed behind, chatting and walking to the gate of the squadron.

"I'm busy with work after the year, and I haven't been to the second squadron for nearly a month!" He Laojiao looked at the green belts on both sides of the door and sighed.

"Yes, the last time you came, it was a year ago." Ye Jiahong said with a smile.

Cao Yi also pointed to a small tree in the courtyard and said, "Yes, yes, instructor, you see, the trees you planted are all taller!" ”

He Laojiao didn't answer, waved his hand and said: "The second half of this year is the Olympic Games, and when the time comes, it may enter a one-month state of second-level combat readiness. ”

"It's done! The briefings are all on the way! ”

He Laojiao frowned: "Just pass on a briefing?" What about drills, drills? Did you get it? ”

The squadron cadres immediately cursed in their hearts.

If you open your mouth, we will all break our legs! Engage in a pull exercise, and the squadron washes the car for a day! It takes more than half a day to collect the water hose and change equipment!

And where to find the units that cooperate with the exercise! Isn't it offending people to make people's floors full of water?

But Cao Yi still stiffened and said: "It's done!" Last week, I went to Jiahua Community and had a high-rise water supply exercise! ”

In fact, I went upstairs with a heavy load, unscrewed the fire hydrant and took a few photos.

"Oh?" He Laojiao raised his eyebrows, walked slowly to the side of the duty booth with his hands behind his back, opened the door, and stretched his head in.

The squadron cadres had a sense of foreboding in their hearts.

He Laojiao's voice came from inside the duty booth: "Isn't it? Shall I sue (try)? ”

As soon as the words fell, He Laojiao pressed the manual alarm bell in the duty room.

"Suzu !!"

The soldiers in the backyard who were flipping the tires rushed to the garage with their newly trained sore waists, and some people shouted:

"What police? What police?? ”

In case it's a small policeman, if you don't need to go, you plan to rest in place.

Fang Huai hurriedly reminded: "Squad leader, don't ask any police!" The instructor is in the squadron, and he may not have left yet! ”

As soon as these words came out, someone immediately shouted: "My day, the instructor is training!" Fast! All of you wear combat uniforms and get on the bus! ”

Meng Qiang, who rushed to the front yard, also shouted: "Pull training, pull training!" ”

Everybody's speed × 2.

As soon as I arrived at the garage, I saw a driver rushing into the car and starting the car.

Pull drills, pull drills, and fire brigade drills are generally just pulled to the door of the squadron, and everyone gets out of the car to check whether the police are on time and whether they are wearing personal equipment.

Sometimes, I will check the police appearance and discipline by the way, and see if the hair nails are too long.

It is now daytime, and the car must go out of the squadron gate in 45 seconds, and get out of the car to check, if there is a lack of parts for personal equipment, the squadron leader will be severely criticized on the spot.

The squadron leader was criticized, and the people below definitely couldn't be better.

Usually the police are too late, you can take the equipment on the car and wear it slowly, but it is not okay to practice, the car arrives at the door of the squadron, and everyone gets off the car to be checked.

In 30 seconds, everyone put on their combat uniforms, took their hats and belts and rushed to the car, Fang Huai saw that Han Yong and Xiao Haishan next to him forgot to take their belts, so he hurriedly followed behind and threw their belts through the window of car No. 1.

When I turned to car No. 2, the car started and almost didn't catch up.

He Laojiao saw it clearly, and snorted: "Fart baby, you still be a nanny for others!" ”

Cao Yi took the opportunity to say: "This kid has a strong sense of collectivity, and he is a good material for being a cadre." ”

On the second car, Fang Huai quickly sorted out his belt.

Xiao Hei, who was in the same car, wailed: "Damn. I've just practiced two laps, and my backache needs to be washed! Pull and practice again! ”

Sun Jingwu, who was driving, laughed: "It's okay, the training, it'll be over in a while, and I'll go up to rest and eat later." ”

"It's okay, today's training, you can end the training early and rest and rest."

Fang Huai listened to the few people in the car and began to stack buffs again, saying that he could rest early, and he was a little ominous in his heart.

Having said that, several cars have already arrived in front of the squadron.

Cao Yi shouted: "Everyone get out of the car and be checked"

"What are you doing when you get out of the car?" He Laojiao glared, and then his eyes swept around the few squadron cadres who were not moving at all, and immediately rewarded one person with a kick on the buttocks:

"What are you doing here without wearing combat uniforms? Waiting for Lao Tzu to teach you how to wear it! ”

Ye Jiahong was stunned: "Instructor, we have to assist in the training and inspection."

He Lao put his hands behind his back and said loudly: "Check? Did I say I was going to train in the squadron?

Go out and practice!

Beautiful commercial building! When you get to the place, Lao Tzu will give you questions on the spot! ”

All of them are wooden.

Beautiful commercial building?

Is it that beautiful shopping mall that doesn't even have an elevator?

(End of chapter)