Chapter 1 Lian Zong performed stand-up comedy, and everyone was speechless

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"Welcome to one of the guests of "Heartbeat Melody", Fang Yu's live broadcast room! Now we have come to Fang Yu's house with the camera brother and met Fang Yu himself, worthy of being voted by netizens, the most handsome amateur, I am even more handsome! ”

"May I ask Fang Yu, have you been in love before? What kind of relationship do you want to have in the future? ”

Fang Yu's face was expressionless: "I haven't been in love, why do you have to fall in love?" Wise people don't fall in love, they work hard to make money, and work hard to build their homes! ”

The female choreographer looked at the handsome Fang Yu with a confused expression, she didn't expect to get such an answer, which is completely different from what she imagined!

Although she has been in the industry for many years, she was speechless for a while.

At this time, the barrage was running fast.

[Hahahaha...... This amateur little brother is too real, and the pattern opens up all of a sudden! 】

[The little brother is so handsome, the little brother sticks it~~]

[That is, I make my own money, spend it myself, I am willing to serve the country, and I will not find someone I don't know to spend my money! 】

[Isn't "Heartbeat Melody" a love show? Since he doesn't want to be in love, what is he doing here? Do you have a human mentality? 】

[It feels very interesting, a person who doesn't want to fall in love goes to fall in love, and I really want to watch it, the show is full of effects! ] 】

The female choreographer quickly adjusted her mentality, showed a professional smile, and continued to ask.

"It seems that you are not very interested in falling in love, so why did you sign up for our show?"

"Heartbeat Melody" is a super popular love variety show, and it is now in its 5th season.

In the previous seasons, six stars in the entertainment industry, 3 men and 3 women, were invited to live together for a month.

This season, the program team had a whim, and the public voted for an amateur to mix in and fall in love with a star, so that the audience could see what kind of love sparks can be sparked between amateurs and celebrities.

Since Fang Yu is so repulsive, he doesn't need to sign up at all.

Hearing the question of the female choreographer, Fang Yu's face was full of helplessness, and he was even a little exhausted.

"Can I say, am I being arranged? My mom gave me the name. ”

Two years ago, he traveled to this parallel world similar to the earth, and found that all the well-known literature, songs, and so on on the earth did not exist in this world.

And his memory, learning ability, is much higher than ordinary people.

So, in the past two years, he has written a novel on the Internet, which has been liked by many people and has become famous.

In addition to writing novels, he also used the screen name "Danqing" to write songs for many stars on the Internet, which became popular with many people.

Take this month as an example, there are two songs written by him on the gold song list, and even 4 of the 5 celebrity guests announced by this season's "Heartbeat Melody" have sung songs written by him.

2 of them became popular by his songs.

However, whether he is writing novels or writing songs for others, he uses a screen name and is unwilling to reveal his identity.

There are no economic contract constraints, no scandals, no people bother, and you can make money, which is good.

When he earns enough money, he retires and lives a carefree old age in advance.

No one disturbs, no burden, and it is pleasant to think about it.

It's just that after paying off the money owed by the original body, there is still a long way to go from his goal, and he has to make more money, so that he can rest assured in the second half of his life.

Mom and Dad thought that they were looking at the computer all day long and not going out.

I can't get in touch with people, I'm out of touch with society, and I don't have a girlfriend at the age of 26, so I'm in a hurry.

even wondered if he had autism and social phobia, so he signed up for "Heartbeat Melody" without telling him

It wasn't until half an hour ago that his mother called him to inform him of this.

Now he has a sense of irritability that he was forced to go on a blind date, and a group of strangers suddenly broke into his originally peaceful life, breaking everything that was originally going on, which made him disgusted.

"Huh? I see! But it's okay, it's an unforgettable experience, and maybe you can get true love! ”

The female choreographer Fang Yu answered so sincerely and unabashedly, she was both surprised and felt acceptable, at Fang Yu's age, her parents were trying their best to urge marriage and force a blind date, which is normal!

Many people on the barrage also expressed deep sympathy for Fang Yu.

[It's too difficult, as if I saw the scene of me going home for the New Year and being forced to go on a blind date! ] 】

[To be honest, it's okay if it's voluntary, it's really annoying to be forced like this! ] 】

After knowing that Fang Yu did not come to participate in the show voluntarily, the choreographer did not continue to ask.

The people in the live broadcast room all came to see Tiantian's love, and continued to ask, with Fang Yu's state, it is estimated that the audience will run out.

So I moved on to the next program flow.

At this moment, Fang Yu's mobile phone rang.

When he took it out, he was pulled into a WeChat group.

The name of the group is - "Heartbeat Melody".

At this time, there were already 6 people in the group, and with himself, it was 7.

Seeing this, the choreographer didn't wait for Fang Yu to ask, and quickly explained: "This group is specially used to let you enhance your relationship, from now on, all guests will communicate in the group with their screen names!" Each other doesn't know who's who. ”

"Until the evening, when the exchange is over, at that time, the program team will let the female guests take the initiative to call their favorite boys by virtue of the feeling of interacting in the group."

"In addition to you, there is also an equally popular amateur guest in the group, that is, 4 male guests, 3 female guests, and one more boy, the male guest who failed to receive the heartbeat call of the female guest will take the initiative to leave the venue and will not be able to participate in the next live broadcast!"

Hearing this, Fang Yu was overjoyed in his heart, he just didn't want to stay in this show.

Doesn't that give him a chance?

Fang Yu immediately greeted everyone in the group.

Danqing: "Hello everyone! ”

All of his social platform screen names are called "Danqing", for no other reason, just because he is lazy.

As soon as he bubbled, someone soon had Aite and he was talking.

"@丹青, are you a songwriter and a fan of Danqing? Me too! ”

Danqing: "It's not ......"

"Ah...... So why did you call it this screen name? ”

Danqing: "Why do you have a screen name?" There is no why! If you want to take it, you can take it, and you can take it blindly! ”

There was a brief silence in the group.

As long as he doesn't make a good impression on the female guests during the chat, no one will call him, and he can leave.

Fang Yu's wishful thinking clanged!

Not long after, a "little white rabbit" jumped out to liven up the atmosphere!

A little white rabbit: "Do you have a favorite animal?" I love white rabbits, especially lop-eared rabbits! Super cute! ”

Danqing: "I also like white rabbits, especially spicy rabbit heads, 10 of them are not enough!" Super delicious! ”

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"Haha...... Why don't you introduce yourself first, I'll come first, I'm more sensitive, but I'm very emotional, and I like extreme sports! ”

Danqing: "I'm not a good person! ”

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"I like to play beach volleyball, I don't know if I will go to the beach tomorrow to record the show, if I go, I will take everyone to play beach volleyball!"

Danqing: "I like to brag and quit, and if I can, I can teach everyone too!" ”

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After a few rounds of chatting, almost no one in the group paid attention to Fang Yu, and Fang Yu's reply was as if it was transparent.

The choreographer on the side squeezed Fang Yu's eyebrows one by one, feeling extremely tired.

They're a love show!!

Shouldn't it be a sweet pink bubble chat? How did it become a stand-up comedy?

[Puff ha...... Fang Yu's reply made me laugh to death! You can feel the resistance in your bones! 】

[He is like this, it is estimated that he will be eliminated, who can stand it! ] 】

[He looks so handsome, but it's a pity that he has a mouth! ] Wasted that face! 】

Fang Yu himself was very comfortable, leaning lazily on the sofa, smiling with a sense of accomplishment on his face.

Judging by everyone's reaction, he should be the one who was eliminated!

He thought so until the evening, before the "heartbeat call" session.

Until I saw my mobile phone, it was dialed!!

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