"Your mother, dominatrix, pick up the fork and fork it everywhere!

"Your dad, Batman, fly from the sky and climb on the ground!

"Your mother-in-law, Contra, pick up the rod and grab it everywhere!

"Lord, fly swatter, swatting your baby's cerebral hemorrhage!"

One baby ran after another, and another one came selling roasted yams.

"Buy yam (yuo), buy iron stick yam, stewed chicken and duck stewed pig's feet (jio), nourish the liver, nourish the kidneys and nourish the brain (ko)! The dolls ate the university entrance examination (xio), the beauties ate without masks, and the elderly ate riding motorcycles. ”

"Buy watermelon, it's so sweet that it turns sand, it's so sweet that it turns into slag, it's so sweet, it's so sweet!"

"Staring at the arrival, seeing and leaving, buying and selling, here, the last day of the sale, come back tomorrow, which turtle son is still there!"

Le, Dou is Chengdu.

A place where everyone has to go to graduate school.

At every turn, it is a double charge, a third charge, and the smooth mouth here is fierce.

Fang Huai looked at the sunset on the horizon, thinking about what to do.

This year, it was not easy to buy air tickets, and I only started to make online reservations this year, and when I arrived at the airport, I saw that the ticket office was lined up, so I took a taxi to a nearby Internet café to buy.

Fortunately, today is a working day, the ticket is not nervous, and Fang Huai often used a bank card to buy game point cards in his previous life, and the ATM card sent to him by his parents has online banking, otherwise he will only be able to take the train today.

After arriving, I found a hotel to put my bag, tossed for a long time, and arrived here for lunch.

The entrance of the Chuanyin Wuhou campus is still very lively.

There are a lot of luxury cars, waiting at the door, most of them are some coquettish young people, and the powerful uncles will not wait, make an appointment for dinner, basically arrive on time, and leave after receiving someone.

It can only be said that at the gates of major art academies, there are some old blanks that want to be free taxis.

Fortunately, these cars can only wait for people at the door, or Fang Huai is afraid that he will have to think about how to sponsor some money for the school to help them repair the gate.

And these aimlessly waiting, in fact, can't wait for people, some cars, a little bit of discoloration at the front of the car, at a glance is the old employees of the leasing company to get married and welcome relatives.

If you don't know it, a girl met the car of the scumbag ex-boyfriend on the side of the road, and the car was splashed with paint, and it turned out that the person who came to drive didn't know the bridge.

Fang Huai was originally going to take a look around the campus and then look for Brother Yang.

As a result, don't say it, don't say it, this school is the same as Brother Yang said, there is no shopping at all, just standing at the school gate and taking a step back, you can almost see the panoramic view of the entire campus.

Wuhou one step, covers an area worthy of the name, when he booked air tickets in the Internet café, he checked, Chuanyin Campus covers an area of more than 1,200 acres, the word is written big, and there is a line of small words below: Wuhou Campus (Headquarters) covers an area of more than 120 acres.

The main campus has not even arrived at a fraction of it.

Fang Huai was a little nervous.

A high school soldier with a hairy mouth, I really didn't expect that there would be a college that would have anything to do with him.

Now, Lao Tzu is also Chuanyin's son-in-law.

I didn't say that I would be given a college son-in-law certificate.

However, the casual clothes I wore were no different from those students who went in, and it seemed that no one stopped them, and there was nothing to say if they didn't prove it.

Fang Huai thought about it, and walked leisurely behind a boy who crossed the street into the school gate, and walked towards the school.

"Hey, hey, stand here." A middle-aged security guard in his forties and fifties shouted at the gate.

Fang Huai does not squint.

It was definitely not me who shouted, it should be the one behind who rode a three-wheeler.

"Guy, stand up! Can't hear Ann? Shovel head that! ”

At this moment, Fang Huai couldn't bear it anymore and turned his head.

"Uncle, my name is round and short! What's the shovel head? Don't talk nonsense! ”

"Which one is the uncle?" The security guard was not convinced, and even touched the black stubble on his face.

Fang Huai also touched a round inch that was once said by the barbershop lady to have a good head shape.

The two men glared angrily at their pride.

"Which unit are you from?" After all, the confident security guard opened his mouth.

Fang Huai was a little weak-hearted, and he didn't dare to say nonsense, for fear of being asked and embarrassed.

"Whoa, next door, fire brigade!"

The security guard looked around: "Which next door?" ”

Fang Huai: ......

……

Guardhouse.

Fang Huai took the soldier's card and registered a little speechlessly.

The security guard held a cup of tea and smacked his lips: "Tsk! I'll just say that you're a doll, half of your body is dripping when you walk, and you don't look like a student! When a soldier drops, that's for the old!

But you're next door, it's a little far away! ”

Fang Huai was a little speechless and said, "Why isn't it next door?" I came back for reinforcements after the earthquake last month! Eight or nine hours by car to Chengdu! ”

"Wow!" The security guard's teacup was put down: "Why didn't you say it earlier?" This book, the red book that was sent by the earthquake, did you bring it? ”

Fang Huai was stunned for a long time, and finally remembered that what he said was probably the commemorative certificate for participating in the disaster fight.

"That thing, what are you doing with it?"

"Tsk, you take that certificate, Sichuan, you can go anywhere! The scenic spot is free! Make sure no one stops you! Okay, okay, okay! No need to register! Go in wow! ”

The security guard said, fumbling in his pocket again and handing him a cigarette.

Fang Huai wanted to say no, but seeing that what he handed over was a box of Hongta Mountain for five yuan, he still took it.

Cheap cigarettes are not easy to refuse, say don't smoke, people think you think you don't smoke well.

"Thank you!" Fang Huai waved his hand.

The security guard insisted: "Go back to Sichuan and bring the certificate!" It works wherever you go! ”

Fang Huai smiled and didn't answer.

The people of Sichuan remembered this and wanted to pay it back, but no one really wanted them to return it.

suffered a loss at the door, Fang Huai tried his best to make his posture more casual, but he didn't take two steps, and he unconsciously "got up".

Chuanyin is indeed not big, Fang Huai's previous middle school has more than 300 acres, and 120 acres here, which can be imagined.

If you light the cigarette in your hand, you can walk in a circle.

However, after walking around both sides of the Shangmei Garden (women's dormitory) and the cafeteria, I didn't see anyone.

In desperation, he took out his mobile phone and called Brother Yang, and suddenly found a figure like a girl holding the moon in a pile of stars, walking towards the girls' dormitory.

Yang Shaotian seems to have some activity today, wearing a knee-length white skirt and high heels, how can the girl next to her also be more than one meter and six, but beside her, she looks very short.

quickly cut off the phone and followed with a smile.

Yang Shaotian picked up the phone that vibrated and glanced at it, slowing down.

The girl next to her also came up to take a look.

"Yo Yo Yo, your vampire boyfriend who only appears when the sun goes down has actually appeared! Did he find his light-shielding ring? ”

Yang Shao, who was gentle and gentle just now, was anxious when he heard this.

"Why! He'll call at noon, okay! ”

"Uh-huh, yes, yes, yes, people are heroic warriors, and they can't be slandered! Today, finally in the vast sea of fire, I made a condolence call to our little tilt, how are you, I'm very busy~ However, I will take the time to miss you~"

The girl raised her hands as if she were reciting a poem, and they all began to act.

At this moment, the four or five girls next to them also broke out with artistic germs, clutching their chests and speaking with emotion.

"Ah, my dear hero, don't worry about me, I will watch over you on the top of Tanggula Mountain, on the cape of the Bohai Sea!"

"No, my love, I don't want you, I don't want you to wait for me there, the mountain wind of Tanggula Mountain will dry your eyes, the waves of the Bohai Sea will erode your skin, you will wait for me in Xishuangbanna, the tree house I built for you! When the sea is dry, when the stones rot, when there are no more disasters in the motherland, I will marry you! ”

Fang Huai's face twitched when he heard this.

The words are one sentence after another, doesn't this just say that I am the king of cakes?

Yang Shaotian was already in a hurry, pulling a leader, and he was about to fight to the death, and a standard translation cavity came from behind.

"Oh my God, this is amazing, a bunch of arrogant girls, stop your rudeness, it's rude, oh my God, you're a bunch... Stupid groundhogs. ”

That accent, without ten years of experience in watching movies, can't say such a bad tone.

Fang Huai really wanted to scold, but considering that this might be Yang Shaotian's little girlfriends, he still used a more civilized way.

Yang Shaotian turned his head, his eyebrows stunned.

Today's Xiao Yang's skin is as white and tender as sweeping snow, and when he found Fang Huai, the stars in Carslan's big eyes would shine, but he blinked cutely, a little unconvinced.

He, he, he, just now, really wanted him to appear,

The girl next to her was sure that Fang Huai was staring at them, and quickly pulled Yang Shaotian back, looking anti-perverted.

"Who are you? Which department? ”

"You're a stupid groundhog! Eavesdropping on people's conversations, perverted! ”

Fang Huai laughed and said: "I was a dear hero just now, this will be perverted, your aesthetics have become so fast." ”

The bright white figure swooped up, pounced, and didn't even call his name.

Don't ask.

"Eh, eh, skirt!" When Fang Huai picked up Yang Shaotian, he felt some pain in his feet, but he still quickly reached out and covered the hem of her skirt.

Damn, think too much, there are safety pants in it.

"Stinky turtle! What are you doing here? ”

Yang Shaotian was crying in his words, and he didn't seem to be ready to let him answer, as soon as he buried his head, his pink little mouth gave Fang Huai a bite on the shoulder.

Fang Huai took a sharp breath and didn't shout.

This time, my feet don't hurt too much.

Feeling that Yang Shao's face buried on his shoulder was a little wet, at this moment, he was very glad and threw away the blue note.

If Brother Yang doesn't know that he is in Chongqing Harbin Beer, it is definitely a life and death situation.

I don't know? No way.

Friends are a circle.

This year, she has taken pictures on her mobile phone, and it is possible for her to see her photos from any QQ space.

It's a pity that their circle of friends doesn't know that the goddess they may have dreamed of is in their arms.

A girl on the other side said, "You're that vampire?!" ”

Fang Huai hugged Yang Shaotian's long legs that were longer than his life, and when he saw the frightened and envious eyes of a passing buddy, he was happy in his heart, and he didn't want to care about it.

"If you unload the gas canister from your mouth, I'll invite you to dinner."

After that, seeing that they didn't react, he added:

"What is expensive, what to eat."

In fact, it's not difficult to make a girl have stars in her eyes.

Everyone here has it.

The girls still have some wariness and put forward conditions first.

"I want to eat hot pot!"

Fang Huai smiled: "That's it? ”

"Steak steak! French food! ”

Fang Huai still smiled: "That's it? ”

"Japanese food! Recently, a new Japanese food buffet has been opened, which is particularly expensive! More than 300 people! ”

Fang Huai leaned back and looked at Yang Shaotian.

"What do you want to eat?"

Yang Shaotian bit Fang Huai and didn't let it go, he had already eaten it.

"Then let's make a spicy pot." Fang Huai set the tone.

"Cut...... No sincerity! "The girls are all disgusted.

Fang Huai smiled: "The steak is the current dish, the Japanese food is finished, and the spicy fragrant pot for supper is supper, you must completely plug your mouths today." ”

On the other side, it is worthy of being an art student, brushing the Sichuan opera and changing his face.

"Yay!!"

(End of chapter)