The chill in Yangcheng at the beginning of April has not subsided, and it is cloudy early in the morning.

At this time.

A van plastered with liquor advertisements drove off the elevated highway and into a funeral parlor built on a hill.

"What kind of foreign girl do I want, the western suburbs are not washing feet, the crematorium in the western suburbs is ......"

Cheng Yifei, who was driving, was wearing a Bluetooth headset and shouted angrily: "My ex-girlfriend's little aunt hung up, and she gave me a dream last night, saying that she died so miserably, let me burn a big for her, to make it thicker and bigger, send it over quickly!" ”

Stop the car.

The courtyard has long lost the gloom and solemnity of the past, but there are many luxury cars, crowds, and countless wreaths are about to form a sea of flowers.

The beauties who match the local tyrants are also in groups, either black silk hip skirts or tight yoga pants, pretending to be sad and not forgetting to scratch their heads and pose.

"Tsk ~ wear yoga pants to the crematorium, this is to summon spirits......"

Cheng Yifei lit a cigarette disdainfully, put on a crumpled black suit and waited, but at the age of twenty-four, he was strong, tall and thin, slightly dark, with short hair in front of him, his eyes were not big but he was clever, and he was not serious and handsome.

"Squeak~"

A paramela slammed to the side of the car, and stepped out of a long-haired lady in a black dress.

"Fake wine fly! How did you promise me yesterday, the funeral has already begun......"

The royal sister looks like she wants to eat people, but she is still tall and slender in her thirties, with white skin and long legs and phoenix eyes, both temperament and appearance are superior.

"Ha~ little aunt! No, President Xiao, your bank girl's routine is too deep......, isn't it?"

Cheng Yifei jumped out of the car and said with a smile: "Your best friend fell out with her mother-in-law's family and couldn't attend her husband's funeral, so she wanted to sneak into the morgue to take another look, but you asked me to find a friend to help, but you didn't say that there were bodyguards staring at her, and you also concealed that she was a widow!" ”

"What a widow, you don't have to be weird with me, and your ex-girlfriend's aunt is also your elder......"

Aunt Xiao said not to be outdone: "I know you have always hated me, but you sell cottage wine in the crematorium all day long, and you don't want to make progress, what is wrong with me letting Nana stay away from you, besides, as long as you are willing to work hard, it is not that there is no chance of getting back together!" ”

"Come less! I'd rather be a beautiful woman than a licking dog pick-up man......"

Cheng Yifei crossed his arms and said: "Your best friend is just engaged, and if she doesn't go through the door, she is widowed, and her fiancé is drunk driving and drowned, saying that she is not wronged at all, and it is a rule to look at the door and not enter the door, if the rules are broken...... Gotta add money! ”

"You ......"

Aunt Xiao said hatefully: "Okay! Money is not a problem, the problem is that the body is already in the mourning hall, how can we get in in full view? ”

"Hmph~"

Cheng Yifei raised his head and said proudly: "In this place, you can doubt my character, but you must not doubt my strength, not everyone can sell wine here!" ”

"Crunch~"

A business vehicle suddenly stopped next to it, and under Aunt Xiao's shocked gaze, four dancers with heavy makeup rushed out.

All leather shorts and fishnet stockings, with hair that is either yellow or purple, has the taste of a big country stage, but it carries a four-pole spirit flag.

Aunt Xiao was stunned and said, "You...... Do you still do white things? ”

"Where you eat, there is me, and I can also be the master of ceremonies when you get married, and I can walk ......"

Cheng Yifei picked up a soul bell and turned his head to leave, but the dancers opened the trunk again, dragged out a big black man tied with paper, and stuffed it directly to Aunt Xiao, who was full of confusion.

Just one sentence...... Burn his ex-girlfriend's little aunt, mourn!

"Cheng Yifei! You bastard......"

In the midst of Aunt Xiao's screaming and scolding, Cheng Yifei led the team to the outside of the mourning hall.

At this time, the process of silent mourning has not yet begun, but dignitaries from all walks of life have already gathered, and even female celebrities have come in person, which shows that the family background of the deceased is extraordinary.

"The hour has come, the yin people lead the way, and the living do not approach ......"

Cheng Yifei shook the soul bell with his head held high, and the dancers also held high the infiltrating spirit flag.

The bodyguards in front of the door retreated one after another, and the guests hurriedly made a way for fear of getting something unclean.

But the next second, everyone was shocked.

Cheng Yifei strode to the side of the flower platform, and Wu Dashao, who had already "bubbled", was dressed in a suit, lying bloated and quiet in the crystal coffin.

The four dancers skillfully turned on the stereo, and a song "Pure Land of Bliss" instantly resounded through the funeral home.

"Hey! You're mistaken, we didn't have a dancing ...... at home."

A middle-aged man with glasses hurriedly came out of the crowd, but the dancers didn't care what he shouted, he shook his head and electric buttocks with the energetic music, and the conjuring banner was also flipped up and down by the dance.

The faces of the family members turned green, and the guests couldn't bear to look at them directly.

"Shhh~ You don't love cosplay, but please respect the deceased's hobbies......"

Cheng Yifei said unashamedly: "There are so many people who are not crying, and the wandering soul can't find a home at all, so he can only attract him with his favorite activities, otherwise he will be a lonely ghost if he can't be reincarnated, and your chickens and dogs will be restless!" ”

"Fart!"

The man with glasses scolded angrily: "You don't engage in feudal superstition here, my nephew is from a famous family, it is impossible to like these vulgar things!" ”

"Are you sure? Are they more vulgar than ultra-thin yoga pants......"

Cheng Yifei looked at the "yoga pants" sneeringly, and many people laughed when they said this, and they rubbed their noses weakly.

"Look! The portrait cried ......"

The crowd suddenly erupted in exclamations, and they saw two lines of pale yellow tears flowing from Wu Dashao's huge portrait.

"This ......"

The man with glasses took half a step back in shock, swallowed and foamed at the mouth, and did not dare to speak, and some dignitaries even bowed again and again.

"Everyone! The saint has clouds, worships ghosts and gods and stays away......"

Cheng Yifei said loudly: "For the rest of the deceased and the well-being of the families, please keep a heart of awe next, come!" Filial piety wife falls into the basin, and the West leads ...... What about people? Isn't he engaged, and his fiancée does filial piety on his behalf! ”

"It's coming, it's coming! This is his fiancée, Chu Duran......"

Aunt Xiao ran in panting, and pulled a beautiful young woman with short hair.

At this time, the family members no longer dared to stop it, and let Chu Duran, who was in tears, step forward, and the funeral director also followed closely behind, bringing her copper basins and sackcloth and other things.

"Tsk ~ I don't know how good a young woman is when I am weak, and I mistake a girl for a treasure......"

Cheng Yifei retreated to the wall with a smile, Chu Duran can be said to be glamorous, not only has an atmospheric face of Guotai and Min'an, but also has a more concave and convex figure than Aunt Xiao, and many men present are salivating.

"Ah Fei!"

Aunt Xiao came over and asked in a low voice, "The funeral company is with you, did they do something to the statue?" ”

"A funeral is a play, and the living act out for the dead......"

Cheng Yifei smiled maliciously: "I can't tell you the skill of eating, but I can take your best friend's plate, I will be your brother-in-law in the future, you are my sister-in-law, and my ex-girlfriend is also the same age as you, it's exciting to think about, right?" ”

"Cheng Yifei! You're just a scumbag, vindictive and perverted......"

Aunt Xiao was once again so angry with him that she broke her defense, but she just wanted to slap him, but she was interrupted by a dull shock.

"Knock~"

The crystal coffin shook violently for no reason, not only shaking the acrylic coffin lid, but even Chu Duran took two steps back in fright.

"You're not done, it's scary when the play is over......"

Aunt Xiao patted her heart and stepped aside, and the man with glasses also stepped forward and shouted, "Hey! What's going on, you kid won't be a half-ass, will you? ”

"It's none of my business, I guess the freezer truck broke down......"

Cheng Yifei walked to the crystal coffin in confusion, but when he got closer, he even had a numb scalp.

Wu Dashao in the coffin was twitching violently, not only did a large number of black tendons bulge out on his face, like a nest of intertwined black earthworms, but black sharp bones also emerged from the tips of his ten fingers.

"Ahh Corpse ......"

As soon as the man with glasses leaned over, he let out a ghostly scream, and the frightened Cheng Yifei fell down, and the transparent coffin lid also exploded.

"Bang~"

The lid of the coffin slammed into Cheng Yifei's head, and Wu Dashao, who should have died a long time ago, jumped up and directly threw down the nearest man with glasses.

"Puff~"

His claws thrust into his ribs, grinning his big mouth full of fangs, gnawing off half of his face in one bite, and blood instantly stained the hall.

"Ah!!h

The crowd of people in Wuyang fryed the pot at once, and they rushed to escape out of the door, but blocked the door, and the anxious women cried, and you pushed me and pulled each other.

"Roar~"

Wu Da Shao raised his head and let out a roar, kicked his legs and rushed straight into the crowd, opening his bloody mouth to catch whoever bites, completely in a state of non-recognition of the six relatives.

"It's over, it's over! It's really out of the game now......"

Cheng Yifei lifted the lid of the coffin in shock, and crawled under a row of wreaths, only to hit Chu Duran's buttocks headfirst, and threw the little widow on his stomach.

"Husband! I'm your wife......"

Chu Duran kicked his legs and screamed in panic, and the frightened Cheng Yifei hurriedly pounced on her back, covered her mouth and said fiercely: "Don't scream, I don't want to give you the blame for the adulterer, defrauding the corpse is nothing more than adultery or murder, you must have stolen someone!" ”

"I didn't, it was he who cheated, I swear ......"

Chu Duran shook her head bitterly, Cheng Yifei let go of her in disbelief, pushed her and crawled towards the passage of the back door, and many smart people had already escaped in.

"Ah Fei! Help me, save me......"

Aunt Xiao was lying on the front door crying and screaming, and there were a few people on her back, but fortunately, she attracted Wu Dashao, and she pounced and was about to bite down.

"Bang~"

A fire extinguisher suddenly flew into the air, smashed Wu Dashao at the last moment, and exploded a large ball of dry powder, covering a large area of space.

"Come out quickly!"

Cheng Yifei broke through the smoke and dust and rushed over, knocking Aunt Xiao out of the pile, but Aunt Xiao was like a drowning person, jumped up on his back with a bullet, wrapped around his waist and shouted eagerly: "Hurry up, hurry up, drive!" ”

"Muma! Your niece has never ridden me like that......"

Cheng Yifei ran back with her on his back angrily, but as soon as he ran out of the smoke and dust, he was shocked to find that the body of the man with glasses actually crawled up and was biting on a little old man.

"What's the situation? No, it won't be a zombie......"

Cheng Yifei's eyes widened tremblingly, but he didn't expect that many injured people also fell to the ground one after another, not only did their faces bulge with cobweb-like black tendons, but they even twisted and roared strangely, almost exactly like the legendary zombies.

"Let's go! I'm scared ......."

The creepy Aunt Xiao cried again, and Cheng Yifei hurriedly ran into the passage with her on her back, but there was not even a window in the deep passage, it was the internal corridor where the body was transported, and the group of people who fled in had already run out.

"Chu Duran! Why are you squatting there, why don't you go quickly......"

Cheng Yifei just closed the door and unexpectedly found that Chu Duran was kneeling alone in front of the door at the end, lying on the crack of the door to peep at something, and when he ran over with Aunt Xiao on his back to take a look, there was a blue sign nailed to the door - morgue!

"Woo~ I, I said that I didn't steal people, and you wronged me......"

Chu Duran turned back aggrieved and frightened, his legs trembled like a swing, and when the two of them stuck to the crack of the door in confusion, their eyes suddenly bulged out.

In the spacious and cold morgue, there was blood and stumps all over the floor.

In addition to the six rows of stainless steel mortuary cabinets, there are more than a dozen crystal coffins, but more than half of them have been opened.

A group of people who fled in fell everywhere, either writhing and cramping, or being gnawed by the black-tendoned zombies.

"Knock Knock Knock ......"

Suddenly!

There was a sound of a drum-pounding hammer, which was actually from the inside of the morgue, but soon a bang was heard.

"When~"

A small door to the freezer suddenly burst out and smashed into the floor and became the bottom of the pot, and the frightened two women almost screamed.

A petite female corpse tore open the body bag.

The body is writhing with his head, and the ice ballast on his body keeps falling, and then crawls out like Sadako, and his whole body is covered with knotted black tendons.

"Look at this ......"

Chu Dusk raised his phone tremblingly, and there was an emergency notification bar on the screen, which was actually a very rare disaster alarm-

Residents are advised to stay at home and not go out because of the large number of meteorite fragments that have been detected to contain unknown neurotoxins that have contaminated rivers and water sources in many countries around the world.

"It's over! It's really a zombie ......."

Cheng Yifei shuddered and closed the door, but then there was a series of explosions, and the sound of the morgue being kicked open came one after another......