Chapter 14: The Skeleton Clan
Early morning!
The birds and beasts in the mountains were like dead, and there was not a single noise to be heard, only scattered corpse beasts wandering in the mountains and forests, and zombies had fallen to the ground outside the botanical hall.
“……”
Cheng Yifei opened his eyes speechlessly, they were all laying on the floor in the basement, Aunt Xiao was sleeping with Chu Duran, and she didn't know when she came over, one foot was on his chest, and the other was almost stuffed into his mouth.
"Hehe~"
Chu Duran lay on his side and chuckled, staring at him with watery eyes, Cheng Yifei also held the foot in front of him and moved it gently, and at the same time tacitly flirted with her.
"You're going crazy, where are you going......"
Aunt Xiao suddenly raised her head and glared at him, her feet pinched his chin accurately, and Cheng Yifei, who was surging in his heart, was shocked to realize that he had actually touched the tigress's calf.
"Kindness is regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs, I'm afraid that you will run for a day with sore legs, so I will help you press the ......"
Cheng Yifei angrily patted her feet away, but Aunt Xiao pressed him again, pillowed her head on Chu Duran's lap, and said with a wicked smile: "Yo~ Aunt blames you, then you can continue to press me, and then help you Aunt Chu press it too!" ”
"Don't! I'm not a duck, I don't serve a rich woman......"
"Dwarfs! There's a kind of ...... you say again."
……
"Huh? Little sister, where did you get instant noodles......"
The gold chain that had just gotten up smelled the fragrance, and came all the way to the tea house in the rest area, but he didn't expect Ye Li to not only eat noodles with the little assistant, but also make a pot of coffee with the alcohol stove.
"If you turn over on the bus, you have to eat your own soaked ......"
Ye Li threw out a bucket of noodles without raising her head, but she was very unusually plain faced, her long hair was tied into a ponytail very casually, and she changed into a loose white sportswear.
"Yo ~ Leader! I didn't have a good rest last night......"
The gold chain hurriedly hid the bucket behind him, only to see Ding Bald walking over with a haggard face.
"Fake Jiufei asked me for a strategy last night, and it took him a long time to send him away......"
Ding Bald picked up the coffee pot with an expressionless face and said: "The combat power of fake Jiufei is not low, fighting with him is harmful to the family, I plan to cooperate with him to win the zoo, the province will let the skeleton club swallow it alone, and the private team must be careful!" ”
"Wise leadership!"
The golden chain ran to cook noodles with a grin, and Ding Bald poured a cup of coffee and left, walking slowly along the path of the plant forest.
"Phew~ old pervert! Obviously humiliated by Brother Xiaofei......"
The little assistant spat angrily, but Ye Li raised his head and said in surprise: "Why did you call Brother Xiaofei here, don't you think he ...... Is it obscene? ”
"No! How could it be ......"
The little assistant laughed in a low voice: "He likes to enjoy nature, so he doesn't like to wear clothes, plus his figure is very good, as fierce and handsome as Tarzan of the Apes, thank you boss for letting him save me!" ”
"Silly girl! How can there be a good person, but someone carries the weight for you......"
Ye Li wiped her mouth and went out with a gloomy expression, who knew that the No. 2 hall was already full of smoke and dust, dozens of people were dancing knives and guns, not only did all the girls play, but Coach Huang was also teaching everyone personally.
"Mr. Ye!"
The little assistant came out and wondered: "Is Brother Xiaofei going to train them so that they can save themselves?" ”
"Hmph~ Is he so kind......"
Ye Li leaned against the door and said: "Xiao Dalang has a smug look on his face, he must have let him make a cloak last night, and Widow Chu also eyebrows with him, what a cattle!" ”
"Huh?"
The little assistant was surprised: "You are mistaken, President Xiao is not that kind of relationship with him, Xiao Fei is her niece's boyfriend, not only calls her little aunt, but also calls her best friend Aunt Chu!" ”
"What? He, he, he......"
Ye Li couldn't speak as clearly as a stuck shell, and she was about to faint as soon as she rolled her eyes, and the frightened little assistant hugged her.
"Huh? Why did the fox leaf become like this, who did you fool around with last night......"
Aunt Xiao leaned on the other side of the door and pouted disdainfully, Cheng Yifei hurriedly leaned over and pretended to ask casually, "Little aunt!" What kind of enmity do you have with the fox leaf? ”
"Alas~ I am a classmate and colleague with her, and I got along with the same scumbag......"
Aunt Xiao sighed: "We all thought that the other party was a third party, she angrily robbed me of my position, I let people rob her new boyfriend, and in the end we were inextricably beaten, resulting in the two of us being single all the time, speaking of which we were also good girlfriends back then!" ”
"What a scumbag, that's my idol, Xiao Ye's combination is crooked......"
Cheng Yifei ran away with his eyebrows, Aunt Xiao didn't react for a while, and pondered: "What kind of supper combination, supper...... Xiao, I'm with Ye Li! Wow, you lack virtue, the old lady has to beat you into a dwarf! ”
Time flickered, nine o'clock in the morning.
More than 50 people in Hall 2 actually left in more than 10 private cars, obviously heading for the zoo.
"How did you go?"
The people in Hall 1 all ran out, and the golden chain was also surprised: "Fake wine is crazy, isn't it looking for death if you make so many troubles into the Jedi?" ”
"Fake wine flies better than monkeys, so he won't do stupid things......"
Ye Li also frowned and hugged his arms, but Dante's bald head made a look and called the two brothers and sisters aside.
"It's time to tell you......"
Ding Bald said in a low voice: "The bureau of the zoo needs cannon fodder trial and error, fake Jiufei is to trick them into being cannon fodder, a group of fools still think he is a good person, but our cannon fodder also has to be hidden, last trial and error wasted three lives!" ”
“……”
The faces of the Ye family brothers and sisters changed in unison, and they unconsciously looked at the nine people at the door, either the younger brother or the drunks who had been beaten, and they were still dreaming of becoming Jedi masters.
Just over half an hour passed.
A helicopter suddenly appeared in view, and a group of survivors shouted excitedly, and all ran out and waved excitedly to greet them.
"Haha~ It's really worthy of the local tyrant team......"
The golden chain hugged Ye Li and praised: "Little sister! See, this stroke can't even compare to the official team, and the vice president of the family is here for you, so why don't you hurry up and put on makeup, what does it look like to be unkempt! ”
"Wait! Didn't you say two planes, how could there be one less ......"
Ye Lihu suspiciously pushed him forward a few steps, and suddenly saw a large black cloud rising from the sky, chasing the helicopter at a very fast speed.
"Corpse Bird !!"
Ye Li's scalp was numb all of a sudden, and the black clouds turned out to be a dense flock of birds, ten thousand times more than the corpse birds they had hit yesterday.
"Run!"
Everyone fled back to Hall 1 in a panic, and finally understood why Cheng Yifei slipped away, the helicopter was so loud that no corpse bird would attract all the zombies.
"Sudden ......"
The helicopter flew over at great speed, rushing headlong into the small square as if fleeing, and the black and bloody fuselage was also covered with feathers.
"Whoosh ......"
The six men in black jumped out before they could land, and the pilot kicked the door and jumped out of the plane as if fleeing, but the pointes hit the ground and shot towards the stadium.
"Hurry, hurry! All come in......"
The golden chain anxiously led people to guard the glass door, and the seven men in black entered nimbly, but the out-of-control helicopter slammed into the ground.
"Bang~"
The helicopter spun wildly on the ground and disintegrated, and a broken propeller cut out in an instant, crashing through a glass curtain wall and opening a large hole in the middle.
"Run! Fast forward to the basement ......"
The golden chain hurriedly pulled through the leaf glass and ran, but the corpse bird that covered the clouds and the sun was also killed, shooting down like a dense rain of bullets, all aiming at the holes in the glass wall.
"Muxi! Fill the hole, Jin Yan! Alchemy ......"
The pilot rushed to the hole, and a big bald head also puffed out his cheeks, and suddenly spewed out a large ball of flames, but the height of the spray was only five or six meters, and he couldn't touch the hole at the height.
"The wind is coming!"
The pilot raised his arms and shouted, and a whirlwind suddenly formed in front of him, wrapped in flames, and burst out of the holes, like a fire tornado, rushing into the flock of birds, and the burning corpses fell down in pieces.
"Guys, it's time to get up......"
A green-haired girl with a flower arm also raised her hand and drank coquettishly, and in the next second, something magical happened, the felled trees in the museum all grew new shoots, and a large number of vines extended crazily, quickly crawling down the glass wall into the hole.
"Oh my God! It's amazing......"
A group of survivors were stunned in the rear, and the golden chain exclaimed, "I'm gone!" The skeleton team is too terrifying, who said that they are a second-rate team, the local tyrant is the eternal father, the fake wine is dead, he can't live! ”
"Bang ......"
The glass hole was blocked by vines, and a large number of corpse birds were still hitting the glass, but the pilot blew through Ye Li like another gust of wind and swept her away......