Chapter 108: The Prodigal Son Flies
Evening!
Cheng Yifei and Tian Xiaobei walked on the high-speed rail bridge, they were only a few hundred meters away from Jingshui Station, but the corpse birds flew through the air in groups, and some bird kings were even bigger than humans.
Tian Xiaobei said, "Brother Fei! Did you notice that the birds deliberately bypassed the mountain ahead!"
"Not around the mountain, but around the Jedi......
Cheng Yifei looked at the sky and said, "The Great Funeral will deliberately avoid the Jedi, unless there is something that attracts it, which also means that the high-speed rail station is on the edge of the Jedi, and you can enter the game by crossing the mountain in front!"
With that, the two came to a railway tunnel.
A police car rushed down from the mountain road, lying at the mouth of the tunnel with four wheels facing the sky, and the car was obviously turned over, and there were two zombies lying next to the car.
"That's right! The foreign devil has been here, got the gun and entered the tunnel......
Cheng Yifei saw a row of bloody footprints next to the car, so he summoned the poisonous bone lance and walked into the tunnel through the mountain, and Tian Xiaobei also lit up his mobile phone and followed him.
"There's a corpse!"
Tian Xiaobei drew his pistol very vigilantly, and there were several zombies with headshots at the exit, and a broken truck was lying across the tracks, apparently rolling down from the mountain road.
"It's been a long time since I've been dead, and I've been air-dried......
Cheng Yifei walked to the exit with a walking lance, but the front of the truck was on the tracks, but the container was lying on the hillside on the left, and the container was full of convenience food.
"He's meowing! Dead foreigners eat alone......"
Tian Xiaobei ran to the container in a rage, opened the deformed cabinet door and took a closer look, not only only half of the food was left, but also threw away several used condoms.
"Ha~ People don't eat alone, didn't they bring Yanmar over......
Cheng Yifei jokingly walked a few steps forward, the railway bridge in front of him had already been blown up, but it went straight to Shigang Village when they came, and there were obviously fewer zombies than in other places.
"This road leads to the evacuation camp......
Tian Xiaobei tore open a bag of wafer biscuits, and said suspiciously: "How did they become players, it is impossible for novices to play high-end games, and forcing them to enter is a dead end!"
"I don't know! There's also a flight attendant who is a player, so just ask her......
Cheng Yifei beckoned and walked back to the tunnel, and it was already dark when he came to the Land Rover, but he had recovered the blood of the nocturnal clan, and he could see clearly even if he didn't turn on the lights.
"Go to the hair salon! I'm going to dye my hair......
Tian Xiaobei crunched on the biscuits, Cheng Yifei drove to the community not far away in the dark, and said in surprise: "Do you want to find Tony's corpse brother to dye it for you, and besides, isn't it good to have black hair?"
"I've never dyed my hair, and my mom won't let me dye ......."
Tian Xiaobei said excitedly: "While my mother is not around, I want to let go of myself, I want to dye my hair, I want to get tattoos, I want to kiss with handsome guys on the street, and then let him get me drunk and take me to the hotel, haha~ Am I a little prodigal?"
Cheng Yifei squinted at her: "No waves! It's Sao, but fortunately your mother has always been strict, otherwise you would be the bobblehead girl in the bar!"
"Hey~ I'm not a lady......
Tian Xiaobei leaned on his shoulder and said with a smile: "Women may have many men in their lives, but
"Squeak~"
Cheng Yifei parked the car at the door of the hair salon and said angrily, "What do you mean by cheap me, isn't your father's face handsome enough?"
"Haha~ You are triple Andy Lau, the best among men......
Tian Xiaobei smiled happily: "Your facial features are good, but your temperament is greasy and dick, and your outfit is the same as a turtle, if you don't believe it, let me dress you up, and promise to make your dick silk fresh meat!"
"Hmph~ Lao Tzu believes that you are evil once, and you are not handsome enough, I will settle accounts with you again......
Cheng Yifei aggressively pushed the door and got out of the car, summoned the poisonous bone lance and started the killing, while Tian Xiaobei also opened the door of the hair salon, turned around inside and ran to the clothing store.
……
"I'm handsome? How do you feel like a high school student......
Cheng Yifei stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror of the hair salon, his hairstyle became a two-eight-point texture perm, and he was dyed in cool granny gray, with a pure white round-neck sweatshirt on his upper body, wearing a silver chain and dog tags, and his lower body was sweatpants and Martin boots.
"Mom! My craftsmanship is amazing......
Tian Xiaobei trimmed his eyebrows again, and said excitedly: "Don't grin, you look so obscene when you smile, you must learn to smile shyly like your younger brother, and you are guaranteed to be able to kill a lot of young ladies!"
Tian Xiaobei took out his mobile phone to take pictures continuously, followed by holding him for all kinds of intimate selfies, and then posted them to his personal album.
"Alright! Let's sleep in the massage parlor next door at night, and I'll go to the flight attendant to ask questions......
Cheng Yifei walked out expressionlessly, and Tian Xiaobei hurriedly shouted, "Don't go out to wave, I'll be scared here alone!"
"Cut~ If it's the wind, you'll be free, please call me a prodigal son to fly ...... in the future."
Cheng Yifei left the hair salon with a coquettish face, but he didn't have any bottom in his heart, for fear that Tian Xiaobei would cheat him aesthetically, so he silently got on the train and drove to the high-speed rail station.
The sky was pouring light rain.
The road is dark and you can't see your fingers, even the zombies have lowered their heads and stopped moving, and the high-speed rail station is also dark.
"Squeak~"
Cheng Yifei parked the car in the woods, smoked a cigarette before opening the happy mahjong, more than 100 kilometers of communication distance, Xiao Duohai and they could only go to the table and check the album.
Really!
When he clicked on Tian Xiaobei's album, there were already more than a dozen messages under his photo-
"Meow Mi: I'm a god! Is this still Brother Xiaofei, how did he become a handsome brother?"
"Like a year of flowing water: the blood on my face, this is the true appearance of Fei Ge"
"Anna: Oops! Fei Ge finally found out that he was a little fresh meat, and he had to rely on his face to eat.
"Li Rui: I don't have a man's taste, like a child"
"Listening to the sea: lackluster, no personality, bad reviews"
"Tsk~ There is a generation gap in aesthetics, and my sister and sister are just different......
Cheng Yifei turned off his mobile phone and ran to the station in the rain, he didn't want to run in and be scary, so he simply climbed over the fence to the backyard and directly stabbed the security door with a gadget.
The hall was empty.
There were a lot of people talking in the souvenir store, and there was also a candlelight flickering in the duty room, so he came directly to the door of the convenience store, and saw the foreigner Jeff through the glass door.
Jeff was lying naked on a cardboard shell, his bipod fiddling with his phone on the shelf.
Amanda sat in the warehouse combing her hair, muttering English to him, and Cheng Yifei, who couldn't understand it, could only walk to the overhead floor.
"Husband! Why are you depressed, and you still worry about the things of the day......
Suddenly there was a sound of talking in the women's toilet, and I saw Section Chief Tan holding a small flashlight, leaning in front of the door of the women's toilet to illuminate it for his wife.
"An angry young man who doesn't understand fart, what's there to worry about......
Section Chief Tan said disdainfully: "Jeff is holding a passport from the Lighthouse Country, which is worth more than the lives of our people, even if I worship Yang*** a little, whoever can survive will have the last laugh, I'm just worried about the situation in the refuge camp!"
The female teacher walked out with her pants and said in a low voice, "What's the matter, did you hear what Lu Fei said to the other side?"
"I didn't hear it, but Lu Fei's expression was not good......
Section Chief Tan said in a deep voice: "The refuge camp has been very perfunctory recently, and I can't contact my old classmate, I don't know if he has an accident, I have to find a way to get a satellite phone, and ask Jeff to contact their country's embassy and send a military plane to pick us up!!"
The female teacher asked, "Can foreigners take us away, and besides, helicopters can't fly abroad, where can we fly there?"
"It's better to go anywhere than at home, and if there are fewer foreigners, there will be fewer zombies......
Section Chief Tan walked to the office area with her in his arms, and said brightly, "Jeff said before that their country has already wiped out the zombies, and they have also sent warships to evacuate the citizens, so we can sit
The warship is going abroad, but you have to practice your English!"
"You practice more, my English is not bad, hehe......
The couple entered the office talking and laughing, and Cheng Yifei looked at them like fools, not knowing whether Section Chief Tan was deliberately comforting his wife, or if he was hopelessly naïve.
"Click~"
A flashlight shone out of the office area, Cheng Yifei hurriedly hid in the corner of the wall outside the passage, and saw a petite girl walking past him, still wearing a full set of purple flight attendant uniforms, yawning and walking into the women's toilet.
"Don't speak, it's my ......"
Cheng Yifei suddenly covered her mouth from behind, and the pistol was also pressed against her chin, and the flight attendant raised his head in fright and snorted, waving a flashlight and shaking his hand desperately.
"Shut up!! I'll answer you, or I'll break you......."
Cheng Yifei turned her over and pressed her against the wall, grabbed the flashlight and asked, "I know you are a player, and Amanda and Jeff are also level 1, but how did you become a player, and where did you practice?"
"Big brother! I'm a rookie, I'll tell you everything I know......
The girl panicked and said, "We received an invitation from the Jedi before, but everyone regarded the text message as a prank, only Jeff accepted it alone, and he went once and then brought Amanda and me with him!"
Cheng Yifei frowned and said, "That Jedi is of a very high level, and novices can't enter it at all!"
"Yes! Seven cylinders, but you can turn on the practice mode......
The girl nodded and said, "Five days to start a game, I've been in the past three times, and you can enter the game when you walk to the middle of the tunnel, but you can only practice to level 2 at the most, and there is no reward except experience, I think I can improve my physical fitness!"
Cheng Yifei was shocked: "There is also a practice mode, do you want to fight zombies in it?"
"No! The virtual little monster is quite interesting......
The girl said again: "Jeff hid a batch of food in the tunnel, he didn't want outsiders to know, and I didn't dare to tell anyone, but you are so handsome in the afternoon, Jeff will make you the town lord at once, but your new look is more handsome, handsome!"
Cheng Yifei smiled and asked, "What do you have to do with foreigners, lover?"
"I don't like foreigners, I'm sick and dead, but I want to live......
The girl shyly hugged him and said shyly, "Brother Lu! My name is Wang Qingqing, and I am a ...... I'd like to make an appointment with you, would I?"
"Hah! Hahaha......"
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PS: Belated Love......