"Who?" The people in the house heard a knock on the door and lit the candle in a daze: "Who will it be in the middle of the night?" ”

"Who?" The people in the room asked again.

"Who else could it be? Could it be your insider? Xie Chen shook his head helplessly.

"Oh, brother, why did you suddenly visit in the middle of the night?" The man opened the door and said, "What is the warm breeze that has brought you here?" ”

"Go and go, you can't say a word, hey, why are you so slow to open a door? Is there someone hiding in the house? Xie Chen teased him.

"Hahahaha, you can't say this casually, I'm very disciplined, I can't approach other girls casually, I open the door slowly, because I, the scandal insider, came in the middle of the night, wasn't I too excited? So in a hurry, I fell out of bed, and I fell so slowly, you forgive me. ”

"Don't be so insensitive, you talk about me sentence by sentence, don't worry, everyone in the world is dead, and I won't change my sexual orientation, you are safe. I'm here to give you something. Xie Chen put a small blueprint on the table, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "No, take the pass for you, Qi Han." ”

"Oh, you're really my brother, you can do it." Qi Han's eyes lit up and picked up the blueprint, and looked at it carefully: "Jia Chu? Is it my new name? ”

"Well, yes, how? I'm amazing, right? Xie Chen said proudly.

"How did you get it? In terms of the speed of the government's affairs, let alone a day, a year is calculated, how did you do it? Qi Han asked him.

"Hmm...... If you don't say it, I really forgot, this pass, it's really a bit strange to say. Xie Chen looked suspicious.

Qi Han is also a master with eyes, and without saying a word, he immediately took out a pot of Longjing tea and put it in front of him: "Is it okay for the little brother, please tell the eldest brother in detail." ”

"Originally, the government reluctantly accepted my money, because at this time you should also understand that the government can be greedy for a point, regardless of whether you are a high-ranking official or a common person, you have received a lot of benefits from me, but on the way, a woman came, who didn't look like a woman from an ordinary family, I estimated, it was also a small jasper, as soon as she saw me, she pulled me aside, saying that I was not Qi Han's friend, she had seen me, I nodded, and she said to me, she would keep this matter secret and would not tell anyone, She helped me with the formalities, and I waited at the door for two hours before she gave me the book. Xie Chen took a sip of tea and said.

"Black! You're a thank you! Qi Han knocked over his tea and shattered the cup as he spoke.

"What are you doing?" Xie Chen said.

"I thought you got it for me, but I was moved for a while, so you were playing me? In that case, you don't need to drink this tea. Qi Han said, protecting the pot in his arms.

"Oh, won't I just take a sip of your tea? As for being so excited? Anyway, I sent it to you, too, so you have to give me a drink. Xie Chen said: "I haven't coveted the pot of peach blossom brew you buried in Dongguan, you can be content!" ”

"Hey, you! You're not pure in your mind! Knowing people and knowing faces but not knowing their hearts, you are a guy with a beast's heart. Qi Han was so angry with him that he stammered.

"Alas, alas, you can talk as you speak, put the pillow down first, hey! Why are you still talking nonsense, am I that kind of beast? Xie Chen shouted.

"You, you, you! Well, you're not human-faced and beast-hearted. Qi Han pretended to calm down and put the teapot on the table.

"Hey, that's right, can I be that guy?" Xie Chen walked up to him, poured another cup of tea and said, "You are still the most sensible." ”

"You are not a human-faced beast, you are not as good as you!" Qi Han took the pillow again and hit Xie Chen's head with a critical blow.

"Ahh Xie Chen wailed: "You are really becoming more and more proficient in this delaying tactic, and the next time you beat someone, can you first see what material your pillow is made of?" You! Ahhh ”

"The! Who asked you to lie about the military situation, let me tell you, this time I have to be soft-hearted, you have to be glad that I used wood this time, next time I don't know what to use. I promise, if you dare to have a next time, I will let you float! Qi Han threw the wood on the bed: "This can't be opened?" Have you practiced Iron Head Gong? ”

"Your status is not high, but your temper is not small, okay, I was wrong, I promise that there will be no third time, okay?" Xie Chen rubbed his aching head: "For the sake of our fellow countrymen, I won't ask you for medical expenses." ”

"I'm not as developed as you, if you let me pay for medical treatment, with my dead-faced character, I can go to your Xie Mansion for a year, do you believe it or not?" Qi Han said.

"I don't see anything else. But you have embodied the dead skin and the face to the fullest. Xie Chen sat down in his chair and said.

"Does your brain have some magical powers? I just finished playing, and I still want to come here, don't you? Qi Han snapped his fingers and made a caba caba sound.

"Hey, don't, don't, I'll shut up, okay, can't I say it?" Xie Chen immediately relented.

"That's right, the eldest husband should be able to bend and stretch. Oh, by the way, can you help me find out, what's wrong with that woman? Qi Han asked Xie Chen.

"What? You don't like people just by hearing it, do you? Is this love? Xie Chen teased.

"Seriously! You get me serious! Qi Han warned him: "My pillow won't break." ”

"You're just bullying me for not being armed. It's still the same sentence, and you can't help but laugh as before. Xie Chen said: "I don't know what her identity is, but when she talks to me, her eyes look like a northern kite, like a kind of foresight, her behavior is more casual, she doesn't care about any rules, and her dress is relatively neutral, if it weren't for her voice, I really thought he was a big brother." Anyway, if it's a small jasper, there is no one next to her, and the family is not in a hurry that she is lost, I estimate that I can't find anything in a short period of time, after a while, I'll take a look and check it. ”

"Northern Kites?" Qi Han seemed to think of something, and instructed Xie Chen: "If you see her, can you not be arrested and interrogated like before, I know that you always hate the Northern Kite people inexplicably, but I beg you, the next time you see her, can you please bring her to see me?" ”

"Hey. No, Qi Han, don't you want you to say it, weren't you still arrogantly trying to beat me up just now? Why, you don't really like people, do you? What's going on? What's going on? Xie Chen curiously wanted to take his words.

"Oh, don't change the subject, can you give me a quasi-word first? Will you promise me first? Qi Han said.

"Okay, okay, okay, I promise you you can't do it?" Xie Chen took a sip of tea and said, "I promised you, can you first restrain your monkey anxious appearance!" ”

Qi Han returned to his original reserved appearance.

Xie Chen looked him up and down again, and made a disgusted movement: "Tut-tut, I have known each other for so many years, looking at your usual Sven Wen, as soon as I mentioned her, you immediately appeared in your original form, you are really a hypocrite who is deeply hidden!" ”

"Then I'm at least better than you, who is not even as good as a beast." Qi Han looked at Xie Chen's angry appearance and said: "Don't tell me any attitude, anyway, you have already promised me just now, as the saying goes, a gentleman's word, a horse is difficult to chase, but we are also brothers, you can't go back on your word." ”

"I don't regret it, but from now on, delete the word beast in your head for me! This is my last dignity, do you know it? Xie Chen said.

"Hahaha, good, listen to you, listen to you. Isn't it okay if I don't talk about it in the future? Qi Han thought it was very funny that he was suffering a dumb loss.

"Do you have a mirror in this room?" Xie Chen asked him.

"Nope."

"Huh? Why are there no mirrors? ”

"No, I'm a big man, and I'm not like a woman, I have to put on makeup in the morning, what do I need a mirror for?" Qi Han felt a little inexplicable and asked, "Brother Xie, you shouldn't be a transsexual, right?" ”

"If you say anything you shouldn't say, I'll throw you into the river to feed the fish!" Xie Chen stared at him with a calm voice.

"Then why are you suddenly asking me for a mirror? Why, it can't be the woman in your house who blew you up by looking in the mirror in the middle of the night, right? Qi Han asked him rhetorically: "Do you think you saw what she looks like after removing her makeup?" ”

"No, you're thinking too much." Xie Chen said.

"Then you haven't answered my question, what do you want mirrors for?" Qi Han asked again.

"Since there are no mirrors, then I can only ask you head-on." Xie Chen turned to Qi Han and said, "You must answer my question truthfully, understand?" ”

"Who are the two of us? It's so serious. You ask. Qi Han readily agreed.

Xie Chen twisted and pinched for a long time before squeezing out a sentence from between his teeth: "I...... Do I look like a dead person? ”

"Huh?" Qi Han thought of 10,000 questions and ways to answer before he said it, but he just didn't expect Xie Chen to ask such a strange question, and he couldn't help but feel a little caught off guard and funny: "No, Brother Xie, what did you say, I didn't hear clearly, you say it again?" ”

"Are you behind your ears? I ask you, do I look like a dead man? Xie Chen reiterated again.

"No, hahahahahaha...... You let me laugh for a while, hahahahaha......" Qi Han couldn't help but laugh after making sure he heard correctly.

"Don't laugh, get my question answered quickly."

"No, Brother Xie, why do you ask that? Stimulated by what? Who has such strength? It makes you doubt your appearance? Qi Han asked.

"I'll explain this later, so you can say if it looks like it first, right?" Xie Chen was anxious for his answer.

"As a friend, my answer is that your appearance is much worse than that of the dead."

Xie Chen glared at him viciously.

"Ahem...... But as a brother of Svenwen, I think that you are completely a beautiful man in the world, and you have nothing to do with the dead. Qi Han immediately rescued and brought the answer back.

"So, isn't my appearance scary?" Xie Chen asked him.

"When I first met you, you weren't intimidating." Qi Han walked to Xie Chen's side with his hands on his chest: "You haven't answered me yet." ”

Xie Chen told Qi Han about the incident with the slave and maid that day and what happened just today, and Qi Han covered his stomach and laughed after listening to it.

"Hahahahaha, Brother Xie, you also have today, hahahahahaha, it's too explosive! Hahaha. ”

"You kid can't change your habit of firing guns with a mouthful of guns? What does it mean that I also have today? Xie Chen looked at him helplessly and smiled.

"I'm laughing once, I've seen it with my own eyes, the scenery when you came back from winning the battle, the city gates were wide open, the people were on both sides of the road, you were riding a horse, just sitting on a horse, the women in the capital wanted to shout that they wanted to marry you, but the thing you just said, hahahahaha, I won't say more, laugh at me hahahahahahaha, you also have a day when you are disgusted by women, hahahahaha." Qi Han held his stomach and smiled.

"Being with you as a friend really makes me 'laugh for ten years, hahahahahahaha'."

"You're almost done, don't be smiling and laughing for a while, I won't collect your body." Xie Chen was speechless by him.

"Okay, okay, I won't laugh anymore." Qi Han immediately got serious: "So you came here in the middle of the night today to find me, just for the mirror?" ”

Xie Chen nodded.

"Then you still didn't tell me why you wanted a mirror?" Qi Han said: "What do you want a mirror for?" ”

"I just wanted to ask, if I was terrible in the eyes of those women, would it be the same in her eyes? Am I going to scare her? Xie Chen's eyes were full of worry as he spoke.

"You mean...... Princess Siwan? Qi Han asked.

"Who else could there be?"

"Oh, that's right, the only woman who can make us think about General Xie, thinking day and night, and not thinking about tea and food, is only Princess Siwan." Qi Han said.

"Hey, by the way, I heard you're married, right?"

"That's right, you're very well-informed, huh?"

"The whole world knows about your mighty appearance. How many years have you been married? ”

"It's been three years in a row."

"And are you leaving?"

"I'm going to throw you out right now to feed the fish! Don't know what it means right away? You're still looking forward to us leaving, right? If you can't speak, don't speak! ”

"So what are you worried about? She wants to think you're scary, you didn't marry you in the first place? Even if it's 'pity you', it's impossible to endure it for three years without parting, don't you say it's reasonable. Qi Han analyzed with him.

"Well, got it, thanks." Xie Chen said and walked out of the gate.

"Hey! You're just gone? Qi Han shouted at him.

He muttered to himself: "I'm a dispensable tool man." ”