Chapter 336: Raise your head and laugh
I don't know, and I don't need to know, his cousin's original birthday, but at this time, a handful of hair was cut off from his head, and then twisted it with a wire hoop, and dipped it in ink on white paper.
This was the hardest step for me.
All the folk Taoist priests and masters, you see that they can basically write a particularly beautiful calligraphy. Because this is what is used to draw symbols and write articles, it is required to be accurate, and you can't make a mistake in a tick or circle, and if there is a slight gap, then the whole Dharma will be over, and you have to start all over again.
Therefore, my master began to practice calligraphy with a brush from a very young age, and I, a halfway monk, didn't even know how to hold the brush at first.
I had a lot of sweat on my forehead, and I had written two pieces of red paper in a row, and the family members of the little old man looked at them worriedly. Master also had a murderous intent on his face, and kept staring at me.
Fortunately, this is not a drawing symbol, as long as the words are written correctly, and finally it is written on the fourth paper.
I had an embarrassed look on my face, then quickly changed my mask, picked it up, and sang to the little old man's cousin.
As I had said before, I asked him, "Who are you?" What is the year, month, day and time of birth? ”
The little old man's cousin replied without thinking: "I am Jiang Jinshan, a native of Guitang Village, Mawei Township, Shanglin County, and my birthday is at noon on the day of the first month of the year of the snake. ”
That's what I asked him to say in advance, the address is his own location, and the birthday is his cousin's.
At this time, as soon as he finished speaking, Jin Shan's entire body shook suddenly, his face couldn't help but turn pale for a while, and a look of fright appeared on his face for a long time.
Fortunately, Liu Ruxiang appeased him in advance, this kind of method of changing the eight characters of his birthday and fooling the ghosts and gods still hurts the heavens and gods, although as long as he doesn't say it, there is not much hidden danger, but normal people can't help but feel weak and regretful at this time.
I gave her a look at this time, and it took a long time to calm him down.
Next, that's the most important part of the whole ceremony.
I quietly picked up the paper and wrote on it: "Laugh out loud, laugh very happily, very comfortable, very lively, like winning the lottery and marrying a beautiful wife!" It's like digging up valuable antiques in the ground! ”
He looked at the paper and understood. Still kneeling on the ground, but looking up at the sky, then opening his mouth wide to show his yellowed teeth, laughing!
"Hahahaha...... Hahaha-"
"Haha, haha-"
He really tried his best to save his cousin, and the whole room was filled with his laughter.
None of us dared to gasp, and we were very careful even with the sound of our breathing.
The rest of the ritual is out of my control, and if this cousin can't keep laughing, then this little old man will probably never come to his senses again.
"Hahaha...... Hahaha......"
He laughed like this, and then soon, the little old man who had been put on the ground by his family's arm suddenly had a straight face, and the smiling appearance disappeared all of a sudden, his chest rose and fell violently, and he was wearing a rough breath, and then he actually opened his mouth wide, almost being able to put down a duck egg, so that the corners of his mouth began to appear bloody.
I've been following Master for almost a year, and I've done many rituals, but I've never encountered such a strange ritual, and I laughed so wildly, like an angry quarrel, and when my mouth opened, there was an extremely sharp "hahaha" laugh.
His original laughter was still somewhat similar to that of a child, like a child's joy, and by going on, this pair of cousins seemed to be on the right track, and the cousin wanted to save his brother, so he laughed out loud as much as he could, and the cousin was hurt by the laughing insects, so he laughed like a trumpet. Both old faces were flushed with that force.
In the end, the laughter was no longer human, and I felt deafening in the room, and my head was going to be messed up.
Haha laughed endlessly, and finally ...... I don't know how long it took for a long time, the little old man's voice became hoarse first, like a pump not being stuffed into the valve, and this voice seemed to be wasted and leaking.
But even so, the mouths of the two men were still smiling outward, and the mouths on both faces showed a curved arc. Now this look was something that the old man's family didn't expect, and looking at the two crazy people, they couldn't help but be afraid.
I'm also a little worried, if this little old man is not cured, and his cousin is also broken, then it will be over
But it didn't take long for me to know that I was thinking too much.
After all, the little old man is also several years older, maybe because of the dry production, the whole person is older, and he has fallen behind physically.
Soon, his hoarse throat was almost speechless, and a clot of blood coughed up violently in his mouth, and he directly fainted as soon as his eyes were closed.
It was at this time that the little old man's cousin saw his cousin fall, and the last straw that supported him also sank, and when he turned his head to look at me, his eyes couldn't stop watering, and then he fell to the ground and gasped for breath.
Liu Ruxiang and I glanced at each other, then walked directly to the little old man's side, brought a bowl of Wulong water to drink to his mouth, and then sprayed out a large cloud of water mist, and directly poured the remaining cold water on the little old man's face at once.
Although he was already unconscious, he woke up immediately, there were many red bloodshots in his eyes, and the moment he opened his eyes, he twisted his eyebrows painfully, and then opened his mouth, and did not say anything, and then turned his head to look at the family members around him, and then nodded reassuringly.
In this way, the little old man's body is almost good.
I put an end to the spell at this point, and then put away the altar and arranged for his family to carry the two who needed to rest to the small broken bed that had been laid out in the utility room in front of me.
I also sat on the edge and drank water and rested exhausted,
Two hours later, at the end of the day, the two men woke up with their throats clutched in pain. The little old man was obviously heavier, and he couldn't speak after drinking some water, but when he heard the family say that we saved his life, he was also grateful for the reminder to bow to me, and even kowtow.
This time, it can be regarded as a ritual that I completed independently, although I have not signed a merit contract, but my heart is still very high.
Of course, merit still has to be collected, and there is one more contract.