Chapter 39: The End is Crazy
The beauty Xiao Lian knelt on the ground, she didn't dare to beg.
However, her trembling body was all silently begging him.
The fat lord couldn't open his eyes, but he didn't see it, he smiled at the full house, and sang a song for no reason: "The concubine's jade body is Hengchen Banquet, and it has been reported to the king to enter Jinyang." ”
As soon as the song ended, all the civil and military officers in the audience put away the expectation in their eyes and didn't dare to say anything more.
And the body of the beauty Xiao Lian, who was kneeling on the ground, trembled even more.
She has been with the lord of the country for several years, and she knows that this is the lord of the country, or she will have a big reward, or a prelude to a violent murder.
The fat lord stood up and roared: "Take off!" ”
The beauty Xiaopian didn't dare to disobey again, she stood up tremblingly, tears raining down.
The crowd bowed their heads......
The fat lord of the country pointed his finger at the thin civil official: "Shiheng, Shiheng...... Can you remember this song? ”
The thin civil official didn't dare to raise his head, he held back for a long time, and finally replied: "Minister...... Unheard of. ”
It was true that he had never seen it himself, but it was indeed copied by his own hand.
When the former lord of the country was a Tang general, he was a staff member in the palace.
In order to resist the exotic invaders, the Yueyuan Fairy feasted guests in the Chang'an Mansion, invited the powerful generals, and the lord of the country happily went.
The fairy of Yueyuan sang this song at the banquet, and told the story of the queen of the Northern Qi Dynasty who was in the unwarranted country, Yiyu died in the country.
In order to warn everyone, first think of state affairs, and don't let Kyushu die in a foreign land and become a slave of the country.
When the lord of the kingdom returned, he sang this song by mouth, and asked him to copy it in his own handwriting and pass it on to the army.
Wait for the Tang to be extinguished and the exotic land to be defeated.
The lord of the country was not angry with the thief Li Tianxia, and conspired to replace Tang; So he led the army out and set up his own Nanyan.
Since then, due to the ominous words of the country, the entire Nanyan, from top to bottom, has gradually faded this song.
The fat lord didn't even get angry, he sang this song again, and then he looked up to the sky and said sadly: "The polemic array is unparalleled, and the lonely never convinces people...... How about Exotic? Kill him like this, and turn his back on his back! ”
"Tang Fei died in a foreign land!"
"Sin is at work in these festivals...... Everyone thinks that only they can return the prosperity of Kyushu. ”
"Bullshit!"
He squinted and caught a glimpse of the beautiful little mercy taking off her coat in despair and trembling.
He was furious: "Get out! ”
The beautiful little pity heard this, but as if she had been pardoned, she knelt down and kowtowed until her head was bleeding, and then she said goodbye to the fat lord and hid her face.
The fat lord continued to roar: "We are all ...... to break the knots"
"Who doesn't want to be the former master of ZTE, and who will step on a horse to be the queen of the country?"
"Who of you wants to be a prisoner of the dead country!"
"Don't dare to ......" The whole audience hurriedly left their seats and knelt down.
Except for the fat general who was lying on the ground and muttering "Li Thief".
"Alone!" The fat lord who couldn't even open his eyes repeatedly emphasized that he was invincible.
How ridiculous he looks.
But, no one wants to laugh.
The fat lord continued to roar: "Lone once said with a smile in front of the fairy - even if he dies, Lone will die on horseback!" ”
"How can it be possible to follow the 'jade body Hengchen' dog queen ......"
"The result?"
Outcome?
Everyone knows in their hearts that even though the lord of the country is against the sky, he can no longer ride a horse.
full of civil and military, or they all had the ambition to follow the hero and dominate the world; However, in these years of power intoxication and party differences, it has become what it is today......
Just now, they couldn't suppress the desire in their hearts, and they wanted to see the first beauty of Nanyan "Jade Body Hengchen......
"Among Gu Zhier and others, there are people who want to follow the idiot Wu and go to the Li thief!" The fat man turned his words and pointed his sword at the civil and military forces.
"Don't dare to ......," the civil and military forces all over the land hurriedly denied.
It's not that I don't dare, it's not that I don'
"You think that you can all descend if you are alone." The fat lord snorted coldly, "Today's 'jade body is Hengchen' is the lonely princess, and the next day, it will be your wife and daughter!" ”
All the civil and military officers all bowed their heads and were silent.
"Shiheng!" The fat lord pointed to the thin civil official, "Lonely today is ridiculous, you framed it!" ”
"Wronged!" The thin civil official kowtowed again and again, and his forehead was bloody.
"Then Li Tianxia said that you are not wronged...... You won't be wronged! The fat lord opened a jar of wine with his own hands, raised his head and poured it, "He's not me...... No...... I! ”
"Alone...... Establish a country on its own, and from then on it will be a golden iron horse, dominating the world! ”
"Shit! It's all fake...... Fake ......"
"Your interests, his interests, the interests of the turtle grandson......"
"I'm going to be the lord of the country...... I'm worried about becoming fat. ”
"You dog Shida ......" The fat lord staggered to the fat general lying on the ground with the jar of wine in his hand, took a sip, and then poured the rest of the wine on his head.
The fat general only muttered, changed positions, and continued to lie down.
"You dog Xue Shida!" The fat lord kicked him hard, "ridiculous...... Left Shida, right Jinxian, became two fat pigs......"
The fat lord sat on the wine case that originally belonged to Xue Shida, and slapped his thigh: "Bullshit lord ...... Bullshit General! ”
"Pig for ten years...... After today, we can rediscover the thrill of fighting unparalleled when we survive......"
"It's all thanks to you!"
The fat lord pointed to the civil and military forces all over the land, and looked over one by one.
The heads of the civil and military generals in the land were lowered, and they didn't want to die now......
"You think it's down...... Will the dog thief Li Tianxia let you go? The fat lord was very disdainful, "He's not alone...... Pig's heart is kind! ”
"Death penalty!" Hearing that the lord of the country laughed at himself with a pig, the civil and military forces all over the land were busy praising him, in order to quench the thunderous fire of the lord of the country.
"Lone didn't understand why he killed the original ......" The fat lord looked remorseful, "Lone understands today...... Late ......"
"What he wants is the world he has beaten down!"
"Don't want you bullshit interest groups."
"Original...... We bullshit knots make ......"
"From the beginning, he just wanted to be the emperor!"
"He really listened to all the stories told by the fairy......
Fan Jinxian, the lord of the fat country, completely repented - balancing interests? Balance a fart!
Kill, and there is no need for balance......
In troubled times, the most expensive thing is the population; The most important thing is that there is no shortage of talents who are ambitious and want to get ahead......
Kill these dog officials who can only form gangs, fly camps, and suck the blood of the people!
Tomorrow, there will still be officials standing in front of his palace, and he will only be more diligent and obedient.
Unfortunately, he understood too late.
It's just that these words, he can't say now; The people in front of him are not suitable to move now - tomorrow will be the extinction of Nanyan, or the Jedi will turn the tables, he still has a trace of heart to gamble.
"Lord of the Kingdom!" A Praetorian Guard came running from afar.
"Speak." The fat lord opened another jar of wine.
"General Gong found a handsome man and a beautiful woman in Tianhe Liang, and he came to present it to the lord of the country." This Praetorian Guard didn't notice the look in the eyes of the thin civil official who stopped him, and happily reported, "He congratulates the lord of the country for a big victory over Beiyan in the coming day!" ”
The wine jar in the hands of the fat lord is cracked.
The wine spilled on the ground, splashing the fat general on the ground in the face.
The fat man pointed at the thin civil official: "You! ”