Chapter 2: Trouble in the class
Dangdangdang......
The melodious bell rang throughout Fangcun Mountain.
In the main hall of the Dao Palace, the Bodhi Patriarch sat on a high place with his eyes closed, and on the futon below sat a group of disciples who rushed to hear the news, and Sun Wukong was also among them.
He couldn't sit still, swaying left and right, probing his head for a while, scratching his face for a while, seeing that the senior brothers didn't speak, he wasn't good at making noise.
There was a voice in his head.
[Congratulations on completing the suggestion - wait a minute, get the first-order treasure chest]
The idiot netizen on Zhihu asked him to wait, and now when the patriarch opens the altar to preach, the suggestion is naturally completed.
"Oh? Is there really a treasure chest? Sun Wukong began to believe that the persuasion system did not lie to him.
Because a quaint treasure chest with mysterious patterns was hanging in his mind.
Although he was curious about what was in the treasure chest, there were many people at the moment, and Sun Wukong could only hold back his curiosity.
At the same time, he did not forget to wait for the patriarch to preach for a while, he would make trouble in the class, and then refuse the patriarch's teaching.
Now that he can be sure that the persuasion system is probably true, the next step is to confirm that the replies that foresee his future are true.
Of course, if the patriarch taught the way of immortality, he would not miss it.
After waiting for a while, after the disciples arrived, the Bodhi Patriarch opened his eyes, his peaceful gaze swept over the disciples, and at the same time he said slowly: "Today, let's talk about the fixed number first, and when you can comprehend as much as you can, you will comprehend as much as you want, and you can't force it." ”
"Ancestor Xie." All the disciples said in unison.
"Heaven has heaven, earth has earth, and man has humanity, so everything in the world has a fixed number." Patriarch Bodhi continued: "For those of our generation who practice, becoming an immortal and attaining the Tao is among them, and if you go along with it, you will become an immortal, and if you go against it, you will become an immortal, but the immortals and demons are only in one thought. ”
All the disciples listened attentively.
"A definite number? Become an immortal? Sun Wukong was even more overjoyed, and soon immersed himself in the voice of the patriarch.
The patriarch said a few words of certainty, and then began to speak of others, and his voice became higher and lower.
"Manifest the dense circle, enlighten the Tao and participate in Zen, there is no birth and no destruction, and the qi is full of energy."
Every word that came out of his mouth seemed to have life, laughing and jumping in the Dao Palace, and for a while, the sky was full of flowers, and the ground was full of golden lotus, and the gods were extraordinary.
Sun Wukong was amazed and fascinated by what he heard.
He was born with a clear mind, and in the past, he often preached the scriptures and discussed the Tao with all the senior brothers, and even read the classics and scriptures of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, and his understanding has long been extraordinary.
What others didn't understand, but he did his best, it was really interesting, and he forgot to complete the suggestion of making trouble in the class.
"Shou Ke Qi Tian, pious belief and Mingyan, Hong stubborn cultivation of barbarism, non-Buddha or immortal ......" Bodhi Patriarch's voice is very rhythmic, such as Jin Shengyu Zhen, and like Hong Zhong Da Lu, full of truth.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Sun Wukong suddenly jumped up on the futon, and when he heard this witty saying, he was so happy that he scratched his ears and cheeks, smiled with his eyebrows, and couldn't help but dance.
Patriarch Bodhi stopped, smiled and asked, "Wukong, why are you dancing in the class and not listening to me?" ”
Sun Wukong hurriedly said: "The disciple listened sincerely, and when he heard the master's wonderful news, he was overjoyed, and I hope the master will forgive his sins!" ”
"Hmm." Patriarch Bodhi nodded slowly, and said, "Since you know the wonderful sound, let me ask you, how long have you been in the cave?" ”
"The disciple was originally ignorant, and he didn't know how many seasons he had." Sun Wukong said, "I only remember that there is no fire under the stove, I often go to the back mountain to fetch firewood, and I see a mountain of good peach trees, I ate there seven times, I think there is seven years." ”
"It's been seven years." Patriarch Bodhi stroked his beard with a smile, and then changed his words and said, "What kind of Taoist techniques do you want to learn today?" ”
"Hey, hey." Sun Wukong was even more happy, walked up to the patriarch in three or two steps, scratched his hand and smiled: "But with the master's teachings, there is just some Taoism, and the disciple will learn." ”
Although he made up his mind to refuse the patriarch's teaching this time, he felt that the attitude of learning the Tao still had to be put forward.
Otherwise, let the patriarch mistakenly think that he doesn't want to learn Taoism, then he will really regret his death.
Patriarch Bodhi was really satisfied with Sun Wukong's attitude, nodded and said: "There are three hundred and sixty side doors in the Dao Gate, and the side doors all have positive results, I don't know which one you want to learn?" ”
Sun Wukong said: "According to the master's will, the disciple listens wholeheartedly." ”
Patriarch Bodhi was even more satisfied, and said with a smile: "Shall I teach you the techniques of seeking immortals and asking divination, exorcising evil spirits and avoiding evil spirits in the Shuzi Gate?" ”
Sun Wukong raised his hand and made a gesture of asking for immortals, and asked, "Master, can you live forever like this?" ”
Patriarch Bodhi said, "No, no. ”
Sun Wukong shook his head and waved his hand and said: "Asking immortals for divination, it is better to make your own decisions, disciples don't learn, don't learn." ”
"Then I can teach you to chant Buddha and chant sutras in the Liuzi Gate and descend to the truth?" Patriarch Bodhi smiled again.
"Can you live forever?" Sun Wukong asked.
"If you want to live forever, it is like a pillar in the wall." Bodhi Patriarch Dao.
"Huh?" Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks, waved his hand again, and said: "Master is not happy to speak, I am an honest person, I don't know how to make hidden words, what is a pillar in the wall?" ”
"When a man builds a house to be strong, he will set up a pillar between the walls, and one day the building will fall, and he will perish." Bodhi Patriarch Dao.
"In this way, it will not last long, chanting Buddha and chanting scriptures is not as good as having the ability to do it, if you don't learn, if you don't learn, you don't learn."
"How about teaching you to meditate and fasting in the Jingzi Gate?"
"Can you live forever like this?"
"It's like looking at flowers in the mirror, and you can't pick them if you want to."
Sun Wukong thought thoughtfully, waved his fists and feet, and said: "Don't learn, don't learn, meditate and participate in Zen, it's better to get a stick and box." ”
The Bodhi Patriarch no longer had a smile on his face, and said with a calm face: "How about teaching you the methods of collecting yin and supplementing yang, entering red lead, refining autumn stones, and serving women in the moving word door?" ”
"Do you have to live forever?" Sun Wukong asked again.
"This desire for immortality is like fishing for the moon in water."
"Master is here again, what is the moon in the water?"
"The moon is in the sky, and there is a shadow in the water, although I see it, I just can't touch it, and it becomes empty in the end."
"Don't learn, don't learn, Master, let's change to another one."
When the Bodhi Patriarch heard this, he came down directly from a high place, held the ring ruler, pointed at Sun Wukong and said: "You monkey, you don't learn this, you don't learn that, I tell you to taste the power of the ring ruler." ”
He stepped forward, knocked on Sun Wukong's head three times, and then closed the middle door with his hands behind his back and left, leaving behind the frightened disciples.
They all complained about Wukong and said: "You monkey, you are very formless, the master preaches your Taoism, why don't you learn it, but talk back to the master?" This time I bumped into him, and I don't know when it will come out! ”
The patriarch opened the altar to preach, which is a great opportunity.
Sun Wukong was not annoyed at all, but his face was full of smiles.
At the same time, another voice sounded in his head:
[Congratulations on completing the suggestion - make trouble in the class and get the third-order treasure chest]
However, the senior brothers were also frightened and complained for a while, and they were dissipated in a moment, because the patriarch said from the beginning that everything in the world has a fixed number, and it cannot be forced.
Then everyone happily left the main hall of the Dao Palace, and after returning to the residence, Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks and fell into thought.
If the previous suggestion that you can wait until the patriarch opens the altar to preach, it may be a coincidence,
Then the experience of this sermon is really as the sixth grade netizen said, there is no difference.
Especially in the end, the patriarch knocked him three times, and then left with his hands behind his back, it was exactly the same.
"The patriarch's move does imply that my third watch is looking for him from the back door." Sun Wukong thought to himself.
He believed that he would have been able to make such a cue even without the advice of a sixth-grade netizen.
And he would definitely refuse the patriarch's teaching before, because none of the four Dao techniques of the Technique Flow Static Movement could live forever.
"Lao Sun only seeks immortality!" Sun Wukong had a firm thought, and then laughed again, thinking: "This persuasion system is really a good baby!" ”
At this moment, he no longer has any doubts about the listening and persuasion system, and he also begins to believe that Zhihu netizens are all seniors with great powers.
"Well, I will definitely ask those wise seniors for advice from time to time in the future." Sun Wukong scratched his hand.