Angelina, I hate you!

When Lin Taiping sailed out with a large group of orcs in high spirits, Mr. Crent, a black market profiteer who was warmly missed by them, was sitting in front of the tent in the underground black market of Lanshan Island, dizzy and looking up to the sky to express his grievances. This article was written by......

It's a wonderful time in the early summer afternoon, and it's also the best time of the day in the underground black market, but Krent touched his round fat belly and collapsed listlessly on the chair, not because he didn't do any business today, but because he had a very strict cold, and at this time he only felt that his forehead was hot and soft, and he couldn't wait to go straight into the bed and sleep all day.

Damn, it's all Angelina's fault!

Thinking of the reason why he would get a bad cold, Krent couldn't help but be full of resentment, the mermaid pirate captain who wanted money to die, actually broke into the tent in the middle of the night more than half a month ago and directly broke into the tent to sell some loot, and the sales were good, but for the difference of dozens of gold coins, she actually pulled herself from midnight to dawn!

Seriously, if you had replaced those ordinary merchants, you would have backed down in this case, but what kind of person is Mr. Krent, as a self-made promising businessman who cherishes gold coins, of course, he is wrapped in a blanket and braves the wind howling in the middle of the night, and starts an extremely tragic bargaining battle with Angelina.

Impressed by his bravery, even Angelina, who had always claimed to be invincible in bargains, ended up selling all the loot at a low price, and Mr. Krent, who returned victorious, was of course complacent, drank a few glasses of red wine to celebrate, and then ...... from then on Aa

Thinking back to the past, he sneezed several times, and Krent almost fell down with a chair, and the maid next to him looked sympathetic, and couldn't help but kindly say, "Sir, why don't we go find a doctor or a priest and ask him to treat you." In fact, it is a matter of dozens of gold coins. ”

"No, never!" Crent's forehead was hot enough to fry an egg, but he still held his chin high with perseverance, "It's just a cold, and it can heal itself without treatment, Anderson, you have to remember that every gold coin has to be spent on the blade, and wasting it will be punished by the god of wealth." ”

Awe-inspiring, the helper next to him was immediately in awe. I can't help but ask, Dear Mr. Krent, are you and that mermaid pirate captain long-lost brother and sister?

"Ghosts have that kind of sister!" "Krent couldn't help but sneeze again, and a cloud of Venus was popping up in front of him, but he still gritted his teeth with resentment, "I swear to the god of wealth that I will never do business with Angelina again, even if she is standing in my ...... now Huh?"

All right. His crow's beak worked!

A few seconds later, Angelina appeared in front of the tent with a large group of orcs, magically, followed by the little white face of the East who was always smiling...... Dumbfounded, he watched as they slowly approached. It took only a third of a second for Krent to come to the most sensible conclusion of his life - "Close, no business today!"

"It's not open, so what's going on?" Angelina jumped straight over, blocking the way with a kind face. "Dear Krent, I've come to you on purpose to talk about a big deal, aren't you going to see what I've brought with you. If you miss it, you will definitely regret it for the rest of your life. ”

"Please, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Krent groaned weakly, but when he saw Lin Taiping next to him, he barely cheered up and added, "Of course, if it's those books and magazines, we can talk about it seriously." ”

"Sorry, those books and magazines are sold out. Lin Taiping spread his hands helplessly, "However, we did bring something better, if you have time, Mr. Clent......"

"I don't have time, I really don't have time. Krent was suddenly disappointed, and his whole body was soft and barely stood up, "Angelina, my feelings are getting worse and worse, maybe I should go back to the warm quilt and lie down, you can ...... another day Ahh

A gust of cold wind blew, and Krent, who was standing up groggyly, couldn't help but sneeze hard, and then he didn't know what was going on, he suddenly felt that Venus was in front of him, and he almost lay on the table softly, and the maid next to him hurriedly came up to support him, and limped to the tent: "Sir, I'd better call you a doctor!"

"No, never, I don't want to call those quacks over, not to mention how expensive the consultation fee is, their medical skills are unreliable, last time that unlucky guy let them treat, and he cured the cold into pneumonia!"

"But, if you hold on like this, will it really turn into pneumonia, or shall we just hire a priest?"

"What are you kidding, do you know how much it costs to hire a priest, those guys with halos on their heads are probably devout disciples of the God of Wealth, a healing halo costs me a hundred gold coins, and I don't have to be so expensive to buy myself a cemetery!"

Very good and powerful, looking at Krent who was trembling in her back, Angelina was speechless and awe-inspiring, and she didn't know what to say, but at this time, Lin Taiping, who was standing next to her, suddenly touched her chin and raised her hand with a smile: "Ahem, Mr. Crent, maybe I can help you treat your cold, it's free!"

Thanks to the blessing of the word free, Krent, who had already climbed into the tent, finally turned his head very weakly and slowly, looked at Lin Taiping with that suspicious gaze, and only after a long time did he hesitate: "Really? So, Lin are you a doctor?"

"Well, although my grandfather used to be, but I'm not ......"

"So, you're a priest?"

"Uh, does the game count? I used to have a level 80 tuba and a full set of Divine Purple outfits...... Well, when I didn't say anything. ”

Very good, they are here to ask and answer, there are already a lot of businessmen around to watch the excitement, hearing Lin Taiping's very irresponsible answer, a large group of businessmen can't help but roll their eyes desperately, Krent is even weaker to wave his hand, just as if he didn't hear anything, continue to crawl softly into the tent.

"Don't worry, I'm not done yet. Lin Taiping blinked innocently, and took out a cardboard box from his arms, "That's right, I'm not a doctor, let alone a priest, but...... I've got this!"

Clente struggled with the last of his strength, looked up with difficulty, and the surrounding merchants also turned their heads in unison, watching Lin Taiping take out the strange cardboard box, put it on the table with a smile and open it, and then poured out a small pinch of strange black powder from it.

There is no need to be reminded, the hundred feet next to him immediately conjured up a large bowl, the fat bear didn't know where to get a pot of hot water, poured it into the bowl cleanly, thought about it and stretched out his dusty paws, stirred in the hot water a few times, so a few seconds later, a large bowl of black unknown black soup was freshly baked-

The unknown black soup with a pungent smell looks very evil, and the top layer is constantly bubbling with green bubbles, as if it has been extracted from a rotten swamp, and in the black soup, there are actually a few hairs of unknown origin floating in it, and the fat bear next to him looked at his paws, and suddenly said with a face full of shame that he accidentally fell into it......

"Uh, what the hell is this?" Krent, who was already dying, suddenly saw such a strange black soup, and suddenly shivered as if he was looking back, "Hey, hey, don't mess around, don't tell me, you're going to ...... Help!

"Hold him down!" Lin Taiping touched his chin with a smile, and a large group of orcs immediately pounced viciously, completely ignoring how Krent struggled, pressed him to the chair and forced him to open his mouth.

Help! Crent struggled desperately there, screaming desolate and miserable like a pig, and the merchants next to him looked at it in a cold sweat, and thought to themselves, whether this was saving people or seeking money and killing people, no matter from which point of view, this had nothing to do with curing diseases.

But the problem is, whether he struggles or not, Lin Taiping has already picked up the bowl of steaming black soup, whether it is still hot or not, and poured it directly into Krent's mouth, and the orcs on both sides are very cooperative, and immediately pull Krent's jaw, forcing him to swallow this bowl of black soup, not even a drop is allowed to leak out.

Almost didn't get burned to death, Krent's face was distorted and deformed, pinching his throat and opening his teeth and claws, or Angelina next to him finally couldn't stand it, handed him a glass of water, and asked sympathetically: "What, how does it taste?"

One word, bitter! Two words, very bitter! Three words, bitter, bitter!

Krent lay on the chair with tears in his eyes, only feeling like he had just eaten a hundred catties of poison, and his internal organs were trembling, beasts, beasts, you beasts who are more beasts than beasts, what the hell did you eat for me, why do I think I can write a suicide note now?

"Ah, we're here to help you with a cold. Lin Taiping blinked innocently, took out a box from his arms, and took out a small round pill that was half black and half white, "By the way, in order to help you recover as soon as possible, by the way, I also ate this black and white, I don't fall asleep when I eat white tablets during the day, and I sleep soundly when I eat black tablets at night, which is definitely a good thing." ”

You're white!

Poor Krent burst into tears, if it weren't for the huge disparity in force between the two sides, he would have rushed up directly to strangle this black-bellied little white face: "Woo woo, what the hell did you give me, I feel very uncomfortable in my stomach, as if I will ...... at any time Will...... Huh?" (To be continued......)

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