Chapter 3 Exposing his true nature and feeling sorry for Su Zhe
After the rain stopped, Su Zhe and Si Wenyu walked out of the cave together and gradually met other guests.
After everyone gathered together, they observed for a moment on the seashore and came to a unified conclusion:
"The program team's ship was blown away by the wind and waves."
"So what else are we recording? Wait for the program team to come back. ”
Everyone sat on the beach, chatting, and waiting for the program team to return.
[They were still kept in the dark, I really thought that the program team was lost, and they would come back soon to save them]
[But the show is survival in the wilderness, and the program team is gone, and it doesn't affect their survival]
[To put it lightly, who doesn't panic in this situation? ] The keyboard is ringing, and you're scared to pee]
[Ordinary people must be flustered, but Fan Changsong is a well-known capable person, I believe he will definitely be able to stand up and lead everyone! 】
But everyone waited until noon, and the hunger in their stomachs was high, and they didn't wait for the program team.
Luckily, there was some food in the stranded kayak, so they went to look for it and piled it all up on the beach to eat.
Su Zhe hesitated, not knowing whether to persuade them to save food and use it as reserve food.
After seeing that the system automatically used the luck charm, he guessed that the program team might not come back too soon after losing contact, and they might be trapped on the desert island for a long time.
Wasting food now is simply murdering everyone's lives, including his Su Zhe's!
But thinking about the gap between coffee positions in the entertainment industry, knowing that persuasion was useless, he didn't talk nonsense, and hurriedly took some food to fill his stomach.
But Su Zhe never expected that Si Wenyu would tease Wen Suling, and the two of them would pick up the food casually and play around-
Sou! A life-saving loaf of bread crossed the parabola and was thrown into the sea;
Boom! A bottle of precious drinking water smashed on the reef and dried up;
Wow! A pack of high-calorie chocolate chips is torn open and sprinkled on the beach;
……
Su Zhe couldn't bear it anymore, finally stood up, and persuaded as softly as possible:
"Two teachers, I don't know when the program team will come back, try to save food, okay?"
[Ahh I'm! How can these two dog men and women waste food? 】
[Not to mention on a desert island, I can't bear it at home! ] 】
[Su Zhedu is almost angry, but the coffee position is small, and he can't speak strongly, I really pity him. 】
It was useless to be angry with the barrage, the two of them did not restrain themselves, and completely ignored Su Zhe.
And because Su Zhe became serious, Wu Mu deliberately threw a small bag of food into the sea as if he was amused, and said in a joking tone:
"Teacher Su, don't be nervous! I am sacrificing to the Sea Dragon King, so that he can bless the program team as soon as possible. ”
Su Zhe looked at him coldly.
Wu Mu is excited, his coffee position is not high, but his emotional intelligence is very high, it stands to reason that he will not do such an offending behavior, but as soon as he thought of Su Zhe quitting the circle after participating in the show, he is equivalent to a semi-amateur.
Why are you afraid of an egg?
Wu Mu grinned and smiled at everyone:
"Do you think I'm doing the right thing?"
Wen Suling was more superstitious, and immediately agreed:
"It makes sense, but you're wrong, you have to respect Mazu."
There wasn't much food on the kayak, but all the guests were in the entertainment industry, and they all needed to go on a diet, so they only ate half full, so they left half of the food.
Wen Suling actually wanted to throw all this food into the sea!
Su Zhe was dumbfounded and wanted to stop him.
But Si Wenyu and Fan Changsong were both fighting hotly with Wen Suling, and they even stopped him at the same time and didn't let him get close.
So I could only watch as the rest of the food was thrown into the sea.
Su Zhe was silent, looking at their happy faces laughing, biting the food in his hand fiercely, tearing it apart little by little, and swallowing it into his stomach.
[I'm going to cry! Are they sick? 】
[When I watched horror movies before, I always felt that the protagonist group was sick, and the screenwriter was nonsense. Looking at it now, screenwriters are used to seeing neurosis in the circle, so they have long been used to it, right? 】
[I feel so sorry for Su Zhe, his expression of silently swallowing food is so cool! ] 】
[It's really handsome! 】
This time, there was no barrage to remind everyone that Su Zhe was an artist who was "full of black material".
There is no way, Su Zhe's performance is too normal, and among a group of abnormal people, it seems commendable and distressing.
At this time, Su Zhe was thinking:
"Since you're all this kind of person, then don't blame me for tearing up the script! I want to take this opportunity to let the audience know the truth. ”
Sincerity is nirvana, he doesn't need to perform in front of the camera, he just needs to show himself truly, in the contrast of these demons and monsters, it is the best whitewashing.
An afternoon spent doing nothing.
Su Zhe didn't care about the contradictions with everyone, looked at the sky, and said worriedly:
"What if the program team can't come back in time? Aren't we waiting to die if we have nothing to do here? ”
But others spoke softly, and no one paid attention to him.
Su Zhe sighed and suggested loudly:
"We'd better find plenty of food and water before nightfall, and light a campfire to make sure we survive."
Unexpectedly, his words angered Fan Changsong, and he shouted impatiently:
"Just as you can! Just wait for the program team honestly, what are you doing with waste of physical energy? ”
Su Zhe shrugged and said no more.
[Why is Fan Changsong like this? Haven't you always been an honest person in front of the camera? 】
[You also know it's in front of the camera!] Children, let's learn about the knife teaching! You're guaranteed to be eye-opening. 】
[What should I do if I feel sorry for Su Zhe? ] He was right. 】
[Hey, I used to be black Su Zhe, but when I saw this scene, I suddenly couldn't move]
[People are multi-faceted, there are good and bad, anyway, I am impressed by Su Zhe at this moment]
Su Zhe walked silently towards the island, and at this time, suddenly a shadow rushed over, and it turned out to be You Mengli, the little diva of the music world:
"Teacher Su, wait for me, I'll go with you!"
In this regard, fans have mixed feelings:
[Ahhh
[It's my favorite idol! 】
[It's a little dangerous to be with Su Zhe, after all, he is a famous pervert in the circle]
[Didn't you say he was a virgin just now? ] 】
Do you believe it? I don't believe it! Maybe he pretended to be in front of Si Wenyu. 】
[It's bad, they don't know that there is a camera on the island, in case Su Zhe sees it......]
[It's over, You Mengli's figure is so hot, who can bear it with a lonely man and a widow? ] 】
Su Zhe didn't know that the audience had already begun to look for criminal law regulations and study how many years he could be sentenced, so he turned his head and looked at You Mengli in surprise:
"You're so bold."
You Mengli caught up and asked worriedly:
"Is it dangerous? Didn't the program team say that there were no beasts and poisonous insects on the island? ”
"I mean—"
As Su Zhe walked, he teased:
"As a big beauty, I dare to walk with a well-known X harasser like me, it's so bold."
[He even has the face to say it!] 】
You Mengli's expression was calm, and after walking for a while, he said sincerely:
"Teacher Su, although I have only known you for a short time, from your words and deeds, I believe that you have been wronged."
Su Zhe glanced at her in surprise, didn't ask why, just smiled:
"Thank you."
They fell silent, but the barrage exploded—
[Wronged? How can it be? 】
[But You Mengli's expression is very sincere! ] She's notoriously incapable of acting. 】
[Su Zhe's reaction was also very strange, as if someone finally believed him. 】
[Is it really wronged? 】
[I believe him, there is no one else in the grove, and the X harasser must have done it earlier!] 】
As soon as Su Zhe walked into the desert island woods, he saw the system flickering again-
[Character is changing]
[X harassment (100%)→ X harassment (95%)]
[Reduce the negative character design, and draw rewards——]
【Reward: Plant Identification (Elementary)】
That's great!
Not only is there a reward, Su Zhe also sees hope for eliminating negative characters.
Others are just set up, at most they will be scolded, but in the name of [X harassment] and [plagiarism], he will be boycotted wherever he goes.
You Mengli had been carefully observing Su Zhe, and when he saw him smiling, he mistakenly thought that he was happy for his trust, and he couldn't help laughing.
The two picked up some dead branches together and tied them with vines, and Su Zhe also sharpened a sharp wooden spear with a knife by the way.
"What do you do with wooden spears?" You Mengli asked curiously.
Su Zhe said mysteriously:
"You'll find out in a moment."
The two returned to the beach and lit a bonfire together.
The others didn't help, but when they saw the bonfire rising, they felt that the sea breeze was a little cold, so they didn't say a word, and they consciously gathered around to roast the fire.
You Mengli was so angry that she pursed her mouth, but Su Zhe patted her and whispered:
"Don't be angry, several people are just the same, and it won't affect us."
You Mengli was persuaded, but no one in the audience persuaded him, and they all said angrily-
[What a person! When Su Zhe asked people to go to work, no one went, but now that they are done, they have come to enjoy the fruits of success.
[It's okay to say thank you, don't say a word and bake the fire with a shy face, if I were Su Zhe, I'd rather put out the fire than give it to them! ] 】
[Isn't this the same as company leaders? Let's work and enjoy him going! 】
[Distressed Su Zhe]
[Distressed Su Zhe]
……
The barrage swiped the screen one after another, and after a while, [distressed Su Zhe] rushed to the hot search on Weibo.
After seeing the hot search, passers-by thought that Su Zhe bought it, and rushed to the topic to scold, but they didn't expect to be dissuaded by the audience, Amway.
So a large number of viewers poured into the wilderness survival live broadcast room, chose the beach camera, and looked with relish, just in time to see Su Zhe take off his shirt, revealing his strong upper body and eight-pack abs.
[Ahhh The figure is so handsome! I can't! 】
[God, don't you say that Su Zhe, a little fresh meat, has no power to restrain chickens, isn't it a gentleman at all? ] Do you see this muscle, weak? 】
[Maybe it's a show? It's all dead muscle, eaten from protein powder. 】
[Fitness blind go away! It's no problem to stun you with a punch of this muscle! 】
At this time, Su Zhe was about to try spearfishing, and as soon as he took off his shirt, he saw the system flickering-
[Character is changing]
【Feminine weakness (100%)→ feminine weakness (90%)】
[Reduce the negative character design, and draw rewards——]
【Reward: MMA (Beginner)】
Su Zhe secretly rejoiced in his heart, although martial arts are rarely used in modern society, but for men, who doesn't want to have strong force?
He smiled smugly before picking up the wooden spear and walking out into the water.
The others gathered around the campfire, looked at him curiously, and teased:
"He takes a fork, where is the cos-leap earth?"
"He doesn't want to spearfish, does he? Bei Ye has seen too much? I really thought I could survive in the wilderness. ”
Even the barrage is also yin and yang-
[Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, a little fresh meat, I really think I can hunt after practicing my appearance? 】
[Su Zhe's spearfish, which has been included in Douban's masterpiece]
[Compared to his 3+5=7, which one is more explosive?] 】
【3+5yyds! After all, the hopeless illiteracy floor has been refreshed. 】
At this point—phew!
Su Zhe raised the wooden spear, and a large fish was strung on it, flicking its tail violently, smashing the golden sunlight into the sea.
also smashed all the ridicule barrage.
The picture was clear, leaving only Su Zhe holding the sea fish, showing a confident smile at the magnificent sky.
[It's so beautiful]
[, it's too strong! 】
【666】
[I was wrong, Su Zhe spearfish, Douban score 10! ] No rebuttal accepted! 】