Chapter 14: The Straight Man of Steel

Desert Island Day 3.

With the joint efforts of everyone, more than a dozen fish were caught in one morning, and if it weren't for the storage problem, even more could have been caught.

By noon, their lunch consisted of fish soup, grilled fish, steamed lobster, and coconut, which was extremely rich.

[Now the desert island family has basically solved the problem of food and clothing]

【Food and clothing? If you eat like this, they will all have to gain two pounds after recording the show]

[The program team never expected that with Su Zhe here, he would lead the family to a well-off life in two or three days, what should I do with the rest of the program time? ] 】

[Program group: I want to shoot "Survival on a Desert Island", Su Zhe, why did you make "The Rise of the Tribe on a Desert Island"? ] 】

[The next step is to attack the neighboring islands and establish the Pacific Empire!] 】

The people on the desert island didn't know that the audience hadn't seen enough of them starving, but anyway, they were happy to eat and lie in the cave and gossip.

Su Zhe and You Mengli chatted, a little hesitant in their hearts:

"Shall I take the opportunity to say that I have been wronged, so that I can be completely whitewashed?"

But he didn't know the number of people watching the live broadcast, and he was worried that if the live broadcast was very cold, he didn't respond after he said it, and the people who were involved were anti-black.

And I always feel that it is too deliberate and too pale to wash directly with words, even if you have [sincerity (advanced)], it can only make some people believe in themselves, and it will not have the effect of making a final decision.

Bear with it first, see if there is a better chance in the follow-up, if it doesn't work, hard washing, half-black and not white is better than black and black.

At this time, it was convenient for You Mengli to go to the toilet, Wen Suling's eyes lit up, and she immediately walked over and said delicately:

"Brother, you are so powerful, if it weren't for you, what would we do?"

Although she set up [National First Love] and took the route of a pure jade girl, she actually has a lot of emotional experience.

It's not unspoken rules or chaos, it's just a simple fun-loving, likes handsome guys, sees different ideas, and is a scumbag.

These days, the audience is fascinated by Su Zhe when they watch the barrage, not to mention her, who is now full of brains.

So taking advantage of You Mengli's absence, she immediately approached Su Zhe and gently patted him like a deliberate flirtatious scolding.

Su Zhe has no opinion on scumbags, there is a senior in the music world, who changes his boyfriend every day, you love me, what's the problem?

But he wanted to wash away the black spots of [X Harassment], and he was not interested in Wen Suling, facing this palm, as if he saw Qiao Feng using the Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descent on himself, his expression was frightened, and he flashed back suddenly.

Hmmm-

The eighteen palms of the dragon descended into the air, and Su Zhe used the eighteen dips to keep a distance from Wen Suling.

Wen Suling was dumbfounded:

No, I'm having an affair with you, what about you making martial arts movies?

The barrage laughed like crazy:

[Hahaha, Su Zhetie's straight man! ] The reaction speed is too fast, and it is all used to dodge Cupid's arrows]

[Note Lonely life, the first love of the people took the initiative to take the stubble, and his expression was frightened, as if he saw something dirty]

[This is called avoiding suspicion, the basic literacy of male artists]

[Su Zhe, this young man, has excellent character]

【https:// Su Zhe Black Material Link】

[Don't send me that, I don't believe it, I only believe my own eyes]

The barrage laughed like crazy, but Wen Suling was not discouraged, and made persistent efforts, unable to use physical contact to tease, so she used words to tease:

"Brother, what kind of girlfriend are you looking for? Little milk cat or little wild cat? ”

Su Zhe hesitated, looked at Wen Suling cautiously, and asked in embarrassment:

"Do you have to be a cat? Can you find someone? ”

[(Gold Medal Sales) Hahahaha, what about the meeting, the performance declined, the leader asked me where I was funny (sad)]

[Sympathy, the homeroom teacher is coming [homeroom teacher photo] [photo] [photo] ]

[, this oppressive force, dream back to high school]

[I don't know when it became popular, boys are divided into little wolf dogs and small milk dogs, and girls are divided into small milk cats and small wild cats, isn't this objectification? Support Su Zhe! 】

Wen Suling didn't give up, seeing that Su Zhe didn't enter, she simply tempted:

"Brother, it stinks when people haven't bathed for three days, I want to go to the sea water to wash, but I'm afraid of sharks...... Would you be scared if we met a shark together? ”

[Encounter sharks together? You want to take a shower together, right? 】

[Mom, this is the first love of the nation? Are your first loves so sassy? 】

[Clearly seduced! ] However, Su Zhe is indeed very charming, and Wen Suling has a good eye]

[Nonsense, if it's you, do you let Su Zhe not choose, choose Si Wenyu? ] Aren't you afraid he'll be louder than you? 】

Facing Wen Suling Chiguo's hookup, Su Zhe looked at her seriously and said confidently:

"Of course not."

"I'm not afraid." Wen Suling's expression lit up, thinking that Su Zhe had finally come according to the routine, and confessed tenderly, "As long as my brother is here, I am not afraid of anything." ”

Su Zhe looked at her strangely:

"I'm swimming faster than you, of course I'm not afraid, but why aren't you?"

Wen Suling was dumbfounded.

[I can't laugh anymore, it turns out that Su Zhe is not afraid because of this! ] 】

[Can't swim a shark can't swim you? No problem! 】

[(Gold Medal Sales) Hahaha Hiccup]

[Haven't you been arrested by the leader? Why is it still there? 】

[(Gold Medal Sales) The dog leader was sprayed by me, and no one could stop me from looking at Su Zhe]

[Steel straight man real hammer! ] 】

Wen Suling is worthy of being a philatelic woman, and she is convinced that "women chase men through the veil", and the more frustrated she is, the more courageous she becomes:

"Brother, my lipstick is fruity, would you like to try it?"

She said as she licked her lips seductively.

Su Zhe looked at her in surprise and asked solemnly:

"You brought lipstick?"

"yes, just painted, look." She deliberately pursed her lips, and the brothers in the live broadcast room were confused.

Su Zhe stretched out his hand and reprimanded:

"I said you weren't allowed to keep your belongings, how did you disobey the order? Turn it in! ”

Wen Suling: ???

She went crazy: "Why should the lipstick be turned in?" It's useless except beauty! ”

"Useless? It can moisturize at a critical moment, keep your skin from drying out, and eat even when you're hungry – isn't that what you said? Fruity flavor! ”

Wen Suling was speechless, so angry that she threw the lipstick into Su Zhe's arms, and walked back angrily:

"Note the lonely life, you!"

[Poof, hahaha! I'm laughing at me! 】

[How can Su Zhe be so funny? 】

[It's better to ask, how can he be such a straight man? ] 】

What's so hard about this? Is it still fun to be dirty on a desert island? 】

[Don't brag, replace it with you, I can't wait to stuff the egg in.] 】

When the barrage was crazy and hilarious, Su Zhe saw the system-

[A new character is being formed]

[Straight man of steel (8%)]

[Form a neutral character, and draw rewardsβ€”β€”]

【Reward: Spoon Reversal (Beginner)】

"Huh? Neutral character? ”

Su Zhe got a neutral character for the first time, and if you think about it carefully, it seems that the straight man of steel can't really be considered positive or negative, just a trait.

And the reward is ......

Shouldn't cooking be rewarded?

Su Zhe was speechless, and he became a handsome chef who could only turn the spoon and play handsome?

Don't ask if it's fragrant or not, if you can eat it, you just say that the stir-fry process is handsome or not, right?!

Since the reward is useless, Su Zhe doesn't pay attention to it, but this person has a stalk, and Wen Suling, the [first love of the nation], is compared with it, which leads to a thief who spreads quickly.

At night, Su Zhe watched the character of [Steel Straight Man] rise all the way, and soon exceeded 30%.

At the moment of more than 30%, the topsy immediately becomes intermediate.

Su Zhe determined:

"As long as you get the character design, you can get a primary reward, and more than 30% will become an intermediate reward."

As for the advanced and top, there is no accurate data yet, but it is definitely related to the progress of the persona.