Chapter 1156: The Underwear Storm (Part II)
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Without waiting for the monkey to explain, Ouyang Feng stood up to help speak: "What's so strange about this, men can't wear red underwear? .?? The monkey glanced at Ouyang Feng gratefully, and looked around at everyone proudly.
It was the first time that Adonis had heard of such a thing, and asked curiously, "Boss, so you have red underwear too, you can't lie to us, do you?" ”
In order to help the monkey prove it, Ouyang Feng also fought hard, without saying a word, he found a pair of red underwear from the storage ring, shook it off and said, "How is it? I'm right, right?" said, squeezing his eyes at the monkey, meaning that you kid remembered it for me, this time I helped you solve the embarrassment, but Ouyang Feng forgot, although he is not the initiator of the whole thing, he is also the one who fueled the trouble.
The monkey looked at the red underwear in Ouyang Feng's hand blankly, and after a while, he turned his head embarrassedly and coughed lightly and said to the people who were also full of embarrassment: "Okay, everyone knows what's going on, what to do." Everyone laughed evilly and began to bust themselves with their own affairs, making Ouyang Feng inexplicable for a while.
Ouyang Feng felt that these guys were a little abnormal, and subconsciously looked at the things in his hand, and immediately stood on the spot, because the red underwear in his hand was not the red panties that Hongshang helped him prepare in his natal year, the panties in his hand were small and exquisite, lace, how could he not look like a man's things.
Ouyang Feng exclaimed, almost throwing away the underwear in his hand, but at the end, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, remembering the origin of this thing. I remember that when he was still cultivating in Qingyunmen, Ouyang Feng had just gotten a storage ring, and he was curious. When he saw anything, he wanted to put it in his ring, and for a while, Qingfeng thought that there was a thief in the mountain gate, and he didn't sleep in the middle of the night and squatted in the pit waiting to catch the thief.
Once, Hongshang went out to sell medicine.?? .?? The room caught fire somehow, Qingfeng, Mingyue and Ouyang Feng hurriedly rushed in to put out the fire and rescue everything inside, Ouyang Feng didn't think much about it at that time. Seeing what to pretend, later, the fire was extinguished, and the red dress also came back, at that time Ouyang Feng also appeared this very modern underwear, but he was embarrassed to return it in front of the red dress, so he secretly stayed, at that time he didn't think much about it, he planned to find a person to destroy the body when no one was around, and then forgot about it because of some things. It has been left until now.
This time, coincidentally, the underwear was mixed with his own clothes, and unfortunately, it was this stolen object that Ouyang Feng took out.
Looking at everyone's ambiguous evil smiles, Ouyang Feng's face burned for a while, and he wanted to explain but didn't know where to start, and he knew that even if he told the truth, these scum with dark hearts would not believe him.
Seeing Ouyang Feng looking at the things in his hand, the clothes were drunk. The monkey whispered to Zhan Tianhu and Adonis, "See, now you finally know who is a pervert, right?"
Adonis glanced at Ouyang Feng with palpitations, and ran to Elena's side to remind: "You have to take care of your change of clothes in the future, and if you lose anything or something, tell me immediately." I'll help you get back. ”
Elena glared at Adonis viciously, blushing with shame. Hearing everyone's conversation, Ouyang Feng knew that it would be impossible not to explain, or he would really be regarded as a pervert, didn't he see that the eyes of Petty and the girls had changed? How can there be prestige when speaking in the future?
Ouyang Feng put away his red underwear and explained, "Don't get me wrong, that thing is not mine. The crowd snickered.
Zhan Tianhu said with a face full of disbelief: "Fourth master, don't quibble, it's not yours, what are you doing putting it away?" ”
Ouyang shook his head like a rattle: "No, absolutely not." Zhan Tianhu rolled his eyes.
Adonis looked at Ouyang Feng sympathetically, and whispered to Elena beside him: "It seems that the boss is not lightly ill, is there any good way to save him?" ”
Elena was unimpressed and said, "What's not to do?"
Adonis said solemnly: "The boss is a person who wants to become a god in the future, a god, that is all upright, square and simple, have you ever seen a perverted god?"
Elena was speechless, she had heard of rebellious or murderous gods, but she had never heard of perverts. Ouyang Feng pointed to Adonis's nose and said, "Little white face, you can't talk nonsense, you tell me clearly, who is perverted? If you can't say it clearly today, I guarantee that you will become a pig's head." ”
Adonis shrunk his neck and said earnestly, "Boss, it's not a good thing to like collecting underwear of the opposite sex, or I'll take you to a flower bar when I have the chance." ”
Elena stretched out her hand and pinched Adonis in the back, and Adonis said aggrievedly: "Isn't this for the boss, I promise, can't I just watch and don't do it?"
Ouyang Feng was annoyed and angry, and said in a vicious voice: "Fart, who has that kind of habit, it's the underwear of the red dress, don't talk nonsense." As soon as the words came out, Ouyang Feng regretted it, but he couldn't take it back if he wanted to take it back.
Sure enough, when they heard Ouyang Feng say that the underwear was red, everyone suddenly realized, and the eyes that looked at Ouyang Feng were no longer like looking at perverts, but like looking at a stealing cat, and the eyes of Zhantian Tiger and monkeys were even more obscene.
Adonis smiled evilly, pointed at Ouyang Feng and said: "Oh, boss, you usually pretend to be a sanctimonious person, it turns out that you have been with the big boss in red clothes for a long time, I said, how can I see Fengxi's predecessor and a father-in-law, it turns out that there is a fact for a long time." ”
Ouyang Feng knew that it would be like this, but he could still explain it like this, to be honest, it was estimated that no one would believe it, and he had to say that he couldn't help but cover up his words, so Ouyang Feng simply didn't explain, anyway, Hongshang would be his own person sooner or later.
Anna has a cheerful and generous personality, and does not have too many scruples, and whispers to Yalina: "That underwear is very good, it is so beautiful, I don't know where to buy the red dress, I want to buy one too." ”
Elena pushed away the eavesdropping Adonis, and whispered, "That's something from the secular world in our hometown, both in workmanship and style, and when you get to us in the future, I'll take you to have a good look." ”
Anna nodded vigorously, and sighed a little impatiently, "When will this ghost war end?" ”
Petty smiled and said, "What's the matter, you're in a hurry? I really want to wear such a piece for Mingyue to see?"
Anna's pretty face was crimson, but she didn't deny it, raised her chin and said: "The old lady is already married, what's wrong with showing yourself a man? Petty, do you remember, when you get married in the future, you must try to capture the man's heart, and you can't give him any chance to go out and mess with flowers." ”
Petty smiled and said, "You better mind yourself, I don't want to marry yet." ”
Seeing Anna's eyes glancing at Ouyang Feng, Petty was shocked, her thoughts were well known to several women, but she didn't say it, Petty also knew this, seeing Anna's behavior Petty panicked, hurriedly grabbed Anna, and flattered and said, "Don't you like that kind of underwear, I'll give you a few pieces of the same." ”
Anna's eyes lit up, "Really?"
Petty nodded and whispered, "I brought a lot of changes before I came here, and there are still a lot of new ones left." Hearing Petty say this, Bailey and Phoebe, who had not spoken, looked at Petty with burning eyes.
The Tigers, Adonis, and the Monkey gathered together, their eyes constantly peeking at Petty's side, curious about what kind of underwear Petty could come up with. Bailey glared at the others fiercely, and with a wave of his hand, a misty shroud of light enveloped the women, blocking the view of the others, and then, from inside the shroud, there was an exclamation, followed by a whispered discussion, which made people unsettled and imaginative.
Zhan Tianhu was stunned for a while, his mind was full of some unbearable pictures, he touched his bald head, and said a Buddha call: "Amitabha, the poor monk's meditation kung fu is not yet at home, you are busy, I have to be calm and calm." As he spoke, he sat cross-legged and began to recite the scriptures with a grunt in his mouth to calm his turbulent mind.
The monkey rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "It's really a misfortune for Buddhism to cultivate Buddha with this concentration." ”
I don't know what Bailey's heart is, the light mask only has the effect of blocking the vision, but there is no sound insulation effect, the women's conversations about underwear and some women's private words all fell on the ears of a group of big men, and everyone had no heart to work.
Qingfeng was the first to stand such a topic, so he stood up and walked into the distance, out of sight and out of mind, and the others followed suit when they saw this, even Wei Canglan and Nangong Tian, who had regained their fighting spirit, did not escape such a choice in the end.
I don't know how long it took, but the disturbing topics in the mask finally ended, the mask was removed, and Bailey, Phoebe, and the girls were full of happy smiles, and they knew that the girls had received satisfactory gifts.
Seeing Ouyang Feng and the others hiding far away one by one, Bailey smiled evilly: "I said, why don't you guys work? Ouyang Feng and the others breathed a sigh of relief, and walked back to the camp to continue sorting the large piles of loot, but when they rummaged through the clothes that the guards had changed, their expressions were very strange.
Adonis secretly pulled Elena aside and said dissatisfiedly: "What did you say just now, why are you not reserved at all, what is tight and slim, by the way, what is a thong?"
Elena looked big and small in surprise, and said in disbelief and crimson, "You, did you all hear that?"
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