Chapter 140: The Poet of the Lower Three Paths

Ma Qian's reply made fans angry, and immediately took screenshots and posted them in major fan groups.

The other sugarcane took a look: This thing despises Su Zhe and curses him for falling badly?

It's worth it!

What fan can tolerate this kind of remarks?

So a large number of fans poured into his Weibo and attacked him one after another:

【Who are you?】 What kind of heat? If you have the ability to write poems by yourself, don't pretend to be an expert here. 】

[You can tell me where you haven't started, you know that the clouds and mountains are full of fog and pretending to be forced, I have seen a lot of this kind of person, they are all laymen and pretending to be coercion! ] 】

[If you name you directly, I still respect you as a man, and here you secretly hint that you don't even dare to write abbreviations, it's really embarrassing! ] 】

Ma Qian's usual days are all praise and sycophants, how have you experienced this? Immediately angry, forbidden strangers to comment, and named Su Zhe:

[@苏哲, take care of your dog!] Don't come out and bite! Why, writing poetry is not allowed to be evaluated by others? 】

But Su Zhe is busy perfecting the arrangement, how can he have time to go on Weibo?

Ma Qian waited for a while, and without waiting for Su Zhe's reply, he was so angry that he uploaded his certificate to the Internet to educate Sugarcane:

Do you know what this is? Haven't seen it, have you? 】

Relatives and friends explain below:

[Mr. Ma is a famous poet in my country! ] Member of the Poetry Society! Won ...... and other awards! You're hitting the iron plate! If you don't want to recruit Su Zhe, apologize to Mr. Ma as soon as possible! 】

Ma Qian thought that posting an "authoritative" certificate would make others shut up.

But it's a pity that in the Internet era, the last thing netizens believe in is authority.

They immediately went to search for Ma Qian's work, but after finding it, fans were shocked:

"It's so bad, it can also be called poetry?"

"Unbelievable, this is the famous Chinese poet? Is the poetry world rotten like this? I was full of admiration for poets before. ”

Passers-by were puzzled, and thought that fans were habitually slandering others again, until a sugarcane uploaded Ma Qian's "masterpiece", and they were shocked -

[Let's pee together.]

He peed on his shoes

You urinate on the road

I'm peeing on your legs]

All of them:???

[Is this a poem?] [Subway old man's face]]

[The poet's last sentence is full of witty, as if it were a Chekovian ending...... I can't make it up, it's too. 】

[I thought it was just rotten, but I didn't expect it to be so sassy...... sass! 】

Before they finished sighing, they uploaded another work:

[When you are lonely.]

Cucumbers can be used

When using cucumbers

You can miss me]

Everyone laughed like crazy:

[Hahaha, why does Mr. Ma write poems all three ways?!] 】

[I carefully flipped through his portfolio, and I didn't talk about the upper body! 】

[It can be called a poet of the next three roads! ] 】

[No wonder he doesn't look down on Su Zhe! ] "Farewell" has neither and pee, nor cucumbers, how can he be able to watch it? 】

Ma Qian became famous.

The quarrel between him and Sugarcane was originally just a skirmish.

On the Internet, there are big and small debates happening all the time, and most of them will be eliminated in the huge wave of information, like water entering the sea, without causing any waves.

But there are always one or two waves, with different colors, like fireflies in the dark, so vivid, so outstanding, will attract everyone's attention.

Ma Qian's poems are this wave with different colors, which has a strong ability to get out of the circle, and is even more popular than "Farewell".

Someone moved from Weibo to Tieba:

[Hahaha, I don't allow anyone who hasn't read the of Teacher Ma Qian! ] 】

[Poetry? 】

[Almost! Haha, I'll read Mr. Ma's masterpiece "Constipation"——]

[is the same as poetry.]

Can't tell

It won't come out

It's finally out

But there is no paper]

Just like the feeling of the sugar cane when they saw Ma Qianshi for the first time, the bar friends who didn't know it were also shocked:

[You say he is a member of the Poetry Society?] 】

[Don't say it, he's quite self-aware and knows that his poems are]

[To is to write poetry, but I didn't expect that I was still a poet? 】

[It is recommended that Mr. Ma come to the mentally handicapped, he is definitely a new generation of pets.] 】

[I was there!] I'm laughing to death, dare to despise Su Zhe for this thing? "Farewell" is 10,000 times stronger than him! 】

[Don't insult Su Zhe, I'm better than him when I write two sentences casually. 】

In a certain flutter, he even voted for the 10 funniest poems in Ma Qian's poems, known as a collection of selected poems.

A certain petal immediately listed an entry for "Ma Qian's Selected Poems (10 Poems)", with a score of less than 2 points.

In addition to the major public platforms, "Ma Qian's Selected Poems (10)" was also circulated in various groups, which attracted bursts of laughter.

The whole internet went into a binge.

[Everyone reads Ma Qian's poems!] Mr. Ma, the poetry "Shengshi" is here! 】

[I like the sentence in Mr. Ma's Weibo: The master is wandering, and the clown is in the palace!] Hehe, although the clown is not in the palace, he is in the poetry association! 】

All kinds of ridicule made Ma Qian angry and panicked, in the first half of his life, he had been going back and forth without Bai Ding, and praised each other in the circle, how could there be a place for mud legs to put their beaks?

A bunch of shameless gangsters who dare to talk about elegant things? How dare you mock him?

The ridicule is just that, and gradually some people begin to question:

Why did Ma Qian join the Poetry Society? Why did you win the award? Why do you live so nourishingly on all this and urine?

When I think of him writing this kind of "poem", I can live a leisurely and prosperous life, but I can only barely survive when I get bald, and anyone will be angry in their hearts:

[Thoroughly check the circle! 】

[Chase away these parasites and let the truly talented join the association!] Support Su Zhe! 】

[Don't be, Su Zhe is a good person, don't spoil him. 】

[Ma Qian is embarrassed to laugh at the entertainment industry? ] Where is he better than the entertainment industry? 】

[We people in the entertainment industry don't pee on people's legs, hei-tui! 】

Seeing that this turmoil is about to spread from Ma Qian to the entire poetry circle, some people even found out the comments of the non-famous literary critic Du Gongzi:

[Teacher Ma Qian is a representative poet of naturalism and sensibility. Some people have written all their lives, but they have never felt the poetry itself as naturally as he did. 】

There is also Mo Peng, a professor of literature at a certain university, who once praised:

[Ma Qian's poems are the voice of this era, and when I look up from behind, I can only praise it. 】

This makes everyone feel even more ridiculous, ridiculous and sad:

If it weren't for Ma Qian's acid Su Zhe, who was picked up by netizens, would he be able to mix like this for the rest of his life?

The answer is self-explanatory, but it's even more uncomfortable.

In addition to anger, this discomfort also derives a kind of anticipation:

[The entertainment industry needs Su Zhe, and the poetry circle also needs Su Zhe. 】

[I hope that one day, in the Chinese art circle, there will no longer be those fish-eyed and indiscriminate related households. 】

[I hope that one day, artists will be like Su Zhe and speak with their works. 】

[I hope that one day, the culture of China will be more vibrant. 】

[I hope that one day, there will be more Su Zhe and less Ma Qian. 】

Again, the events of this book take place in parallel worlds, and if there are any similarities, it is purely coincidental. I firmly believe that this kind of thing cannot happen in reality, and it is all because the parallel world is too dark, tui!

(End of chapter)