Chapter 39: Eat
Hell chowder?
"Mia, pry their mouths open. ”
Wang Ming, who was named, shook his head desperately: "The eldest sister will kill me!"
"It's useless. Cangyang obviously knew that this thing would not work, and took out a large spoon from the space bag on his waist. No, the scientific name of this thing should be called "scoop".
"Dear Comrade Tsukizakura, please open your mouth. ”
The scoop containing the soup is dissolving rapidly.
"I, I just can't drink it. ”
Tsukizakura is already inarticulate.
"It's a good wine. ”
As he said this, the fish in the scoop was closing its fanged mouth.
“...... Good wine, but it smells weird. ”
Cangyang handed the scoop to Yueying's mouth and motioned for Wang Ming to avoid it with his eyes, and the latter jumped directly from the side of the ship.
"This is a special medicinal liquor. ”
Yueying opened her mouth in a daze: "Hey, feed me to drink...... Gollum ......"
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At noon on this sunny and cloudy day with light rain, the Moon Angel finally sailed out of Blackwater Harbor under the command of a group of drunken crews. Wang Ming left the bow deck with the mushroom stewed chicken, so as not to implicate the rampaging Moon Sakura who was mowing the grass in the peerless mode.
The stern is the most stable area on the whole ship, which cannot be reached by wind and rain, and is a rare first-class area on the ship.
Of course, Wang Ming didn't come here to occupy the first class, he wasn't so boring, anyway, he didn't care much about the living environment, just don't be too outrageous.
The reason he's here is only because Yuhuang is here.
In order to use the Miracle Scroll on Feather Phoenix as soon as possible, the Knights' expedition must place her in the queue. Lest you go through all the trouble to get the scroll. But something unfortunate happened on the way back.
Although Yu Huang's physical condition is very bad. However, as a gifted Grand Druid, Harrow was able to ensure that Feather's condition would not deteriorate further while on the ship, which was another reason why the Knights turned to Harrow for help.
Only a druid who is well-versed in the wild way of nature can stabilize the illness of the feather phoenix, and Herro is the best of this, and she is also a member of the Tsukizakura Harem Troupe.
After hearing the reason, Herro not only agreed to Tsukizakura's request, quickly summoned the sailors, but also generously sold her captain's room. Go and squeeze in a bed with Tsukizakura.
Wang Ming pushed open the ornately decorated hatch, placed the clay pot on the bedside table, and lifted the curtain of the large bed.
"Little lazy worm, get up and eat!"
Yu Huang simply shrank his head into the quilt.
"Hurry up and get up, the sun is on your ass. If you don't get up, you won't have anything to eat. ”
While persuading, Wang Ming stretched out his hand and tried to lift the quilt.
"Woo......"
Yuhuang desperately pulled the quilt and refused to come out.
Fighting rage erupts!
The fierce fighting spirit of precise control was poured into the wrist, and the muscle strength was increased several times, and Wang Ming easily pulled the quilt up. Then, he saw things that he shouldn't have seen.
"I, I, I. I didn't see anything!"
The poor boy, who turned around and covered his eyes, tried to prove his innocence, but in vain. The two nosebleeds hanging from the tip of his nose have proven his sin.
"m. Mia, did you see that?"
Wang Ming hurriedly shook his head: "I haven't seen anything that has developed!"
"yes, yes, developed something...... Talent, there is no ......"
Wang Ming tried to get what he had just seen out of his brain, after all, he didn't expect Yu Huang to have the habit of sleeping naked.
Yu Huang's voice as thin as a mosquito and fly was still stammering: "Okay, it seems that he has grown to Acup recently, is it, is it fat, I don't know if he likes girls who become fat......"
Wang Ming shook his head, picked up the mushroom soup and began to feed the mascot of the Knights.
The Moon Angel set sail in Feather's "Ah, it's so hot! cold, stupid!" "It's so unpalatable, there's too much salt, which guy made it?"
―――――――――――― vast sea, a lonely petrel is fighting the wind and waves.
The storm was coming, but the petrel struggled desperately in the wind and waves.
Let the storm come harder!
...... Ten seconds later, Haiyan, who was completely naked, was caught by the plate handed out by Wang Ming.
"The great leader who is widely loved by the people, Comrade Yueying, our provision for today has arrived. ”
Saying that, Wang Ming handed the bald petrel that was still twitching to Yue Ying with a serious face, and our great leader used a pair of green lights
Staring at the scrawny petrel on the plate, his hands trembled and grabbed the knife and fork placed on the side of the plate, and the shaking knife and fork slammed out on the edge of the basin
A crisp string of broken notes.
Wang Ming looked at the noble and cold Bai Fu Meiyue Sakura tremblingly and tried to swallow the petrel on the plate in one bite, but because of hunger, she
When the petrel was about to enter the mouth, it accidentally dropped it on the plate again.
The yellow-faced and thin-skinned Yueying hurriedly threw away the cutlery in her hand, and stretched out her two hands to the pink meat on the plate without any aristocratic demeanor
Regiment.
But the petrel was alive after all, and it didn't want to be eaten at all, so when Tsukizakura was about to catch it, it used its short calves
With a slight leap, he jumped up from between the two fingers that were enclosed, and landed on the back of Tsukizakura's overlapping hands. Moon Sakura's conditioned reflex to catch again
, but Yueying, who had been without food for three days, had lost her former agility, and slapped her two hands on Haiyan's head, crushing the few remaining hairs
Pressed into powder.
Haiyan jumped off the dining table and stumbled on the ground. Tsukizakura quickly slipped from the chair to the ground, along the bump no
The flat wooden floor squirmed towards the petrel.
Wang Mingmu was stunned and watched Yue Ying follow behind Haiyan who was moving at the speed of a snail, and the girl with a yellow face and thin muscles struggled forward
Crawling forward, although it was only a few centimeters away from catching food, the food was always a little bit away from itself.
Tsukizakura sobbed in pain. But the rate of food finally surpassed that of hungry hunters. Jumped straight into the sea along the cable.
The petrel seemed to jump off with the last breath of Tsukizakura's heart. With that elegant arc, the moon cherry blossom is like a nine-millimeter hand
The bullet hit the same and fell straight to the back.
"Sister, are you alright?"
Wang Ming tried to bring her back to life, but after getting close to Yueying, the boy's body seemed to be cone with a diameter of seventy-one and eighty-eight millimeters
The cannon hit the same and flew into the sky, flattening on the side wall.
Retract the kicked foot. Tsukizakura squirmed to the side of the ship, trying to poke half of her body out, looking at the murky sea floating in foam
, only to see the place where the petrel fell a wisp of water is disappearing in the waves.
"No ......"
Tsukizakura was so hungry and thirsty that she didn't even have the strength to cry.
At this moment, it is almost seventy-two hours before the Moon Angel runs out of food.
Now, let me tell you what happened before, shall we?
That was the story many, many years ago, when the Moon Angel had just set out to sea, and it was full of enough people to eat for a few years
Food.
It was real food, and it wasn't the same thing as the boiled belt and the broken wood soup that came later.
Wang Ming can still recall the smell of cheap brown bread in his dreams. Although it has a dry and burnt smell, and it is mixed with unsifted wheat
Subshells.
But soon. The ship sailed into a strange sea, where the sky was forever covered with a thick layer of clouds, and it was impossible to follow the sky
body to navigate, and the girls are lost in the sea.
The food is about to run out, and Tsukizakura takes her harem group with her...... No, it's the subordinates, trying to catch some fish, but they're often busy
You can't catch a single fish for half a day, and even if you do, you can't feed every crew.
Soon the stored food was gone, and everyone didn't catch a fish for many days.
Hunger and plague spread on the ship, and some of the crew were already struggling on the line of death.
However, after someone falls, the situation may be better, although Captain Tsukizakura has repeatedly assured that the sea must be carried out after the crew is killed
Burying, desecrating the body is an absolutely forbidden act.
What's more, eating too much meat is easy to gain weight.
"Don't casually use this reason to explain the prohibition of cannibalism!"
But the high-ranking Knights, who were crazy with hunger, were already comparing their weights with each other, and the heaviest ones had to be contributed and eaten.
"The eldest sister's boobs are so material, they must be delicious to eat!"
"Kouhu, Xinglian is not smaller than me!"
"Cangyang is called a petite giant ......"
"Actually, Tolia is also very good at hiding meat!"
Now is not the time to say that!
After a day of food shortage, Tsukizakura tries to lead the crew to catch the rats on the ship, which they have done before, but they have kept on the ship
The cat had already eaten all the mice beforehand.
After that, as the famine spread throughout the cabin, all the surviving rats swam to escape.
As for the cat......
The girls stared at the black cat in the town house for a long time with a +3 sharp frost fork and a +4 decapitating blazing dinner knife, and escaped from the cat's rest crying
bilge.
"It's so cute, I can't do it at all, woo woo woo......"
So wearing the only food that can be legally eaten was given up by the girls.
Wang Ming was ready to take advantage of the dead of night to cook the cat, but that night everyone found Wang Ming's body lying on the place where the cat used to rest
Fang, the corpse was rudely torn into several pieces.
The day after the food was cut off, Tsukizakura tried to use the secret elf biscuits, but none of the crew members who tried them that day were any longer
I've seen them. The crew of the crew, of course, began to resist this terrible food, after all, they would never do anything to quench their thirst
Target.
On the third day, Wang Ming began to try to eat some fake food that he had made with the grain making technique, well, although the name of this spell was called
Grain Making, but the arcane version of Grain Creation is just a zero-ring trick, and the effect is only to deceive the hungry body,
Creates the illusion of fullness.
Of course, the illusion cannot be eaten as food, and the consequence of distributing false food is that a large number of people are so hungry that they can't walk.
The girls who were overdrawn were all prostrate on the deck of the ship, using their hands and feet together, crawling with difficulty.
From time to time, some crew members who couldn't hold on kicked their legs. Quietly go to heaven on the side of the aisle......
Today is over. It's the fourth day. The Moon Angel, which has been completely cut off from water and food, will become a ghost ship in despair.
"No! I still have 30 years of housing loan to pay!"
You have a home loan with P.
"It's okay if I'm dead, just remember...... Just remember...... During the New Year's holidays...... Go to my account and get special holiday gear for me...... I'll die without regrets......"
As he spoke, Wang Ming closed his eyes.
Mia Scarlett, a name that has not been remembered by history, and only a few people know it, once stood at the most critical inflection point in history. It is possible to turn the tide of the whole world on his own.
Although she died in the Western Sea, the traces she left behind have not been smoothed by time, and dozens of spells she has perfected have spread from the western coastline to the entire continent and even to other worlds. The tactical and leadership changes she brought about also indirectly affected the formation and training of the military in later generations.
The same is true for the other members of the Knights of the Moon, who, despite their contributions to the world, are unknown in history.
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Wang Ming put down the milk tea in his hand and said helplessly: "You yourself asked me what strange dreams I had last night, you can't blame me, after all, what dreams I have is not something I can control." ”
Yue Ying smashed a blow on Wang Ming's head: "In your eyes, am I such a waste leader?"
I said I was dreaming.
Xing Lian embedded the crystal ball into Wang Mingtian's spirit cover: "What does it mean that you are not smaller than the eldest sister!, are you sarcastic about me?"
I said I was dreaming!
Without waiting for Wang Ming to say his words, the big metal cover book in Cangyang's hand fell on Wang Ming's head: "This is ...... Penalties for leaks. ”
I said it was a dream!
Wang Ming was about to go berserk. The spine of a long sword slapped on Wang Ming's head, knocking him away with a single blow.
Crawl out of the shattered walls. Wang Ming met Tolia's innocent gaze and Lilith's scarlet eyes with a wicked smile.
At first glance, you could tell that it was Lilith who was doing the trouble.
Lilith explains, "Even if it's a dream, you're doing it." ”
I said it was a dream!
"Well, everyone has beaten me, and it seems that I am safe for the time being. ”
Before the words fell, Mia felt a pain in her head, as if she had been bitten by something.
When I looked up, it was a splash of gold.
"You bastard, you dare not dream of me, do you dislike me, die, you stupid pervert!"
Facing the feather phoenix that bit half of his head and entered a hysterical state, all Wang Ming could say was ......
"Xiaohuang, I'll be distressed to see you starving. ”
"Eh, eh!"
The body temperature is seventy-eight degrees, the high temperature that makes the spirits boil.
The ―――――――――――― Moon Angel is a large ship, with four large ship's gas magic furnaces on board, supported by such a large source of magic power, and the storage space formed in the cabin is also unusually large. Among other things, there was enough food on board for the crew to eat until the end of the roll.
Therefore, the scene in Wang Ming's dream is absolutely impossible, after all, Yue Ying and Heluo are both experienced captains with forty or fifty years of sailing experience.
On the vast sea, Wang Ming was lying on the side of the boat boringly, looking at the petrel fighting the wind and waves in the storm, the markings on the petrel's body, the trajectory of the flight and even the sound of the chirping were exactly the same as in his dream, and he couldn't help but stretch out his hand and shouted "Oss" (Elfish language, roaring wind), just like in the dream, the roaring silver wind bomb hit the petrel accurately, but the difference is that the petrel in the dream appeared in his hand for some reason after being plucked out by the ultra-high-pressure air current, and now, the poor bare petrel has fallen headlong into the sea.
After confirming that he was indeed not in the ridiculous dream last night, Wang Ming breathed a sigh of relief, he turned around and walked to the bow tower, intending to solve the physiological problem.
But just as he entered the bow toilet and untied the straps of his robe, the tissue in his mouth fell from his stunned eyes and rolled into the sea at his feet.
"Enemy enemy, enemy attack!
Carrying the loose belt of her trousers, Mia hurried out of the toilet, and halfway through the run, she tripped over the hem of her robe and flew off the top of the bow, hitting her head against the ship's bell with a dull sound.
Wang Ming hurriedly got up from the ground, struck the ship's bell with Alps fiercely, popped half of his body from the side side, and observed the shadow of the ship in front of him from a distance.
The massive black shadow wasn't very clear under the gloomy sky, but the flame cross hanging from the mast was enough to make the Knights jump.
Holy Laurent Imperial Navy, the capital ship of the Paro Sea Fleet, USS Cervantes III.
The massive three-masted battleship was equipped with three layers of artillery decks, and the one hundred and twenty alchemical cannons that poked out of the portholes were enough to tear any ship below the third level to shreds at a distance of five hundred meters. Even the Moon Angel will not be able to withstand its two salvos and will be hit hard.
Although the Moon Angel's forty Elven guns could attack from a distance of three kilometers, the expensive secret armor-piercing shells did not carry many this time, and those armor-piercing shells could not effectively penetrate Cervantes III's solid armor. If it was within 300 meters, it would be able to combine the mortar shotguns on the upper deck to paralyze Cervantes III's mobility in one fell swoop, but at the cost that the Moon Angel would face more than 70 heavy artillery guns.
Hearing the movement, Tsukizakura stepped out of the stern, wearing a three-cornered hat that symbolized the captain's identity on her head, and a lollipop made of a pipe in the corner of her mouth.
"What's going on?Mia, did you see the ghost?" Before she could finish speaking, the pipe in Tsukizakura's mouth also fell, and she stared blankly at Cervantes III in the distance, and was stunned for half a minute before she performed a levitation technique, rose to a height of forty feet, grabbed the rigging in mid-air, and climbed to the top of the mainmast.
"Enemy attack! All personnel are ready for combat readiness! The artillery crew unseals the artillery! All mainsails are raised!"
The order was shouted twice in a row, and Tsukizakura lifted the levitation technique, jumped from the top of the mainmast with the Feather Fall Ring, landed on the steering wheel position at the stern, pushed away the first mate Chrissy, who was taking a nap with the steering wheel, and fiercely came to the right full rudder.
The fierce maneuver caused the ship to quickly tilt to the right, and the young crew members who had not had time to grasp the fixtures rolled on the ground, and before they could get up and stand firm, the sails that were hurriedly raised raised raised directly increased the speed of the ship by several knots, and they rolled down again. (To be continued......)