"Name?"

"I've said it, Jiang Che."

"I'm talking about her!"

"I don't know about her."

"I don't know if you dare to say that you're not looking for a young lady?"

"Policeman Shu Huang, don't worry, listen to me."

"Okay, you go on, I'll listen."

In the interrogation room of the police station.

Jiang Che faced two police officers, an old man and a young man, his handsome face was full of helplessness.

"Last night, at about eight o'clock, I went to the bar to play and ran into her by chance."

"She said I'm handsome, I feel like I'm stylish, who doesn't know that?"

"Then, she started a crazy pursuit of me, flirting with me in all kinds of ways."

"Long nights, no sleep."

"I'm bored, so I have a casual chat with her."

"Later, when I was talking about writing books, she said that she especially admired literary and artistic workers like me, and she had to find a quiet place where no one disturbed me to read the novels I wrote, and she took the initiative to open a room."

"I drank too much at the time, and I didn't think much about it, so I was dragged to the hotel by her."

"I didn't even have time to ask her name, you guys came in, I didn't do anything!"

"What I'm saying is really the truth, otherwise I won't be able to marry a wife in this life!"

Jiang Che looked at the two police officers in front of him, and he really wanted to cry without tears.

He felt like he was out of luck!

Other people's crossings are all kinds of benefits, why are you so unlucky when you just cross over?

It doesn't matter if a good thing doesn't happen, but before he can do anything, he faces a group of police uncles who break in.

People who have not been arrested on the spot for drinking tea cannot understand his feelings.

Can you imagine what it was like to be faced with a group of heavily armed and solemn-looking police officers rushing in, shouting "don't move, hands up, crouch"?

The impact is too great!

It was really a feeling of suffocation, cardiac arrest.

That's how the original owner collapsed and burped, he was frightened on the spot, and died suddenly.

Then, it was up to him to take his place.

If you are so brave and come out to play, Jiang Che is also speechless.

"And what's going on with this transfer?"

The older police officer picked up his phone, pointed to the transfer record on it, and asked.

Jiang Che explained: "That's the room rate, the hotel room fee is 499, and she opened the room." I rounded it up and gave her 500. ”

The two officers looked at each other and nodded together in understanding.

The young police officer put down the pen in his hand and pointed to the video recorder next to him: "What else do you have to explain, I'm shooting all this." ”

"Do you not believe me? You must not believe me! ”

Jiang Che looked at the expressions of the two of them, and his emotions were slightly excited.

The young officer asked rhetorically, "What do you think?" If you don't do anything, it only means that you don't have time to do it, which is called an attempted transaction, and it is also illegal. ”

Jiang Che said helplessly: "I was really wronged!" ”

The young police officer said angrily: "What are you talking about?" Let me tell you, as far as you just said, I've seen all the small videos on the Internet. ”

Jiang Che argued with reason: "What kind of joke, what I said is the truth!" ”

The young police officer took out his mobile phone, and after a meal, he opened a small video, put it in front of Jiang Che, and played it.

"Just last night, I met her."

"At that time, we fell in love at first sight."

"Maybe it was alcohol, and I couldn't help but be impulsive, and we decided to be each other's dependence, that is, boyfriend and girlfriend."

"So, we came to the hotel together, and then something indescribable happened, and we had an in-depth exchange from the outside in."

"However, after calming down, we found that the relationship between us seemed to be gone, and we decided to end this short-lived relationship."

"As a man, I felt that the money for opening a house could not be paid by a woman, so I transferred the room fee to her, and by the way, I also compensated for the breakup fee."

"Coincidentally, you came in at this time."

"Officer, I'm really innocent, I've never broken the law, I've never been with pornography, gambling and drugs!"

Music plays.

A few large words popped up on the screen.

That's how you explained it to the police?!

After Jiang Che finished watching the content of the short video, his expression couldn't help but stiffen.

Forehead......

Although the words are different, the meaning expressed is indeed very similar.

It's embarrassing.

The young police officer took back his phone and smiled contemptuously: "How is it, is it very similar to you?" In the Internet era, don't you read jokes when we are the police? That's how you explained it to the police? Fool us with online jokes? ”

Jiang Che wanted to cry without tears: "Officer, I really didn't lie. I really didn't break the law, and I've always been a good law-abiding citizen. I'm very pure with her, and I definitely don't smell any copper. ”

"The fact is that you gave the money, you had a money deal, you were caught in our assault," the young officer said. ”

Jiang Che replied, "What do you mean I gave money?" According to what you mean, if I don't pay for it, it's not considered a prostitute? ”

"Then you're admitting it?" The young officer smiled.

Jiang Che shook his head again and again: "No, I mean to say, the money is really just the room fee, and I don't have any illegal transactions with her." If you don't believe it, you can ask her, or you can check her phone, there must be a bill to see. ”

The young police officer said: "Don't worry, someone will interrogate her, and you will honestly explain to you." ”

Jiang Che: "I confessed!" ”

The young police officer slapped the table and raised his voice: "What do you call confession?" ”

Jiang Che was sad and indignant: "Officer, I'm really innocent. You try to think logically, I'm so handsome, do I need to prostitute? ”

After listening to Jiang Che's words, the young police officer fell silent all of a sudden.

He stared at Jiang Che, not knowing what to say for a while.

It's really a thief, so handsome!

Three-dimensional facial features, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, sunny and handsome.

This appearance does not lose to celebrities, and there must be many girls in life who take the initiative to ask for contact information, or even post it upside down.

Jiang Che added: "Others say that it's just me, just kill indiscriminately!" ”

The middle-aged police officer couldn't help but say, "It's illegal to kill people, and you still kill indiscriminately?" ”

"That ......" The young police officer pulled the arm of the middle-aged police officer, leaned over and lowered his voice: "This is a trendy way for young people to put their sisters, which means that they can pick up girls casually, it is very easy, and a lot of girls can be taken down." ”

"Ahem, I'll go see the woman." The middle-aged officer nodded, got up and said.

"So, you're just a mess of your private life?" The young police officer looked at Jiang Che and asked.

Jiang Che replied: "I'm not confused, I'm just a little more open than ordinary people." And I don't have a shortage of women, if I want to fall in love, I can talk about it. I really don't have anything with that woman! ”

In his previous life, he was also handsome.

When he was studying, he was very popular with girls, and girls from other classes often came to see him.

Therefore, he is quite successful in the relationship between the sexes.

This time, I crossed over and found that I was even more handsome!

This can't be a big deal, right?

Looking at the world of faces, relying on faces to eat, there may be opportunities to create a career.

For example, eating soft rice and being a rich woman or something.

As long as the rich woman is not ugly, don't play with steel wool, it can be spelled.

"You guys, it's too messy, be careful." The young police officer was helpless and disdainful.

There are too many people now, and they really look at the relationship between men and women too casually.

Jiang Che replied: "Understand, don't worry, officer, I will definitely take security measures." ”

The young police officer said angrily: "I don't think you understand at all, I'm asking you to be more restrained, don't do whatever you want just because you're handsome." ”

He couldn't help but complain in his heart: Damn, it's really a drought and a waterlog, why don't you have a partner by yourself? I'm not ugly!

Just then, the door opened again, and the middle-aged officer walked in again.

"Ahem...... That, release people, there is really no problem, it's all clear. ”

Young people, one is not married, and the other is not a partner.

The love between men and women is personal freedom, and it is not mixed with any monetary transactions, and it is indeed not a crime against the law.

Even if it is really fired, at most it is a bit of a moral problem, not to mention that there is no problem at all.

Jiang Che instantly breathed a sigh of relief: "I'll just say I'm innocent." ”

"Xiao Zhang, send someone out." The middle-aged police officer said again.

"Okay." The young police officer who called Xiao Zhang got up and opened the handcuffs for Jiang Che and said, "I'm sorry, I brought you back without figuring it out." However, the main thing is that we received a report tonight that someone was engaged in illegal transactions there, so there was a surprise operation, I hope you understand. And your situation is indeed very suspicious. ”

Jiang Che replied: "It's okay, it's okay, the police and the people are cooperating, I am absolutely willing to cooperate with your work." ”

After a greeting, Xiao Zhang sent Jiang Che to the door.

Just then, a black business MPV stopped outside.

The back door slowly opened, and a woman wearing a short black skirt and black silk sat in the boss seat in the back row.

She got out of the car neatly, full of aura.

A delicate wavy hair, a snow-white neck wearing a necklace of great value, a melon seed face with exquisite makeup, bright eyes and bright teeth and big red lips.

It looks very charming and glamorous, sexy, not gaudy, but a little extravagant.

The face is not smiling, giving people a sense of oppression, and the royal sister queen is full of style.

Out of respect for the beauty, Jiang Che instinctively looked at the other party.

Seems a little familiar?

His memories began to search automatically.

Just as Jiang Che was staring at the other party, the woman's eyes also looked over.

Suddenly, the woman said, "You wait here for me for a while." ”

The voice was cold and flat, with a sense of majesty.

"Me? Do we know each other? ”

Jiang Che looked puzzled.

"I don't know, but please wait a moment."

The woman said, striding towards the police station.

The heels stomped on the floor, and there was a crisp click.

Behind him, a young female assistant followed closely.

Jiang Che couldn't help but pout, what are you dragging?

Forget it, she looks like a beautiful rich woman, so wait a while and see what kind of medicine she sells in her gourd.

"Do you think she's like a star? I seem to have seen her somewhere, but I can't remember. ”

Jiang Che asked Officer Xiao Zhang beside him.

"Gao Lan, I filmed a few years ago, but now I'm not a producer. The "Rising Star" talent show, which has been very popular in the past two years, is what she did, the first beautiful female producer in the entertainment industry! ”

"Oh, by the way, her sister Gao Wen is still one of the most popular Hua Dan today. You don't even know this, you're too outdated! ”

Xiao Zhang looked at Jiang Che with an incredulous expression and a little contempt.

Really rely on the face of the girl, don't you understand the trend of young people now?

After listening to Xiao Zhang's words, a white light flashed in Jiang Che's mind in an instant, and he immediately remembered it.

"Oh oh oh, yes, yes! I'm sorry, but this brain is down all of a sudden! ”

I don't know if it's the sequelae of just crossing, this memory hasn't been fully fused, and my brain is a little confused.

After Xiao Zhang's reminder, he suddenly realized.

No wonder, some of them are familiar, and they always feel as if they have seen them somewhere.

Jiang Che couldn't help but say: "Then what does she mean when she told me to wait, she won't want to praise me as a star, right?" ”

"It's better for you not to be a star, I'm afraid you'll lead bad young people." Xiao Zhang said very bluntly.

After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave.

Jiang Che hurriedly asked, "Wait a minute, Officer Zhang, why is this Gao Lan here?" ”

When you come here, there must be something, and it's impossible to come and chat and drink tea.

"I can't reveal that." Xiao Zhang shook his head and replied.

Jiang Che had a flash of inspiration and asked, "It can't be related to your actions tonight, right?" ”

Xiao Zhang didn't speak, and walked directly inside.

It seems to be true!

Jiang Che already had a number in his heart.

A few minutes later.

Gao Lan's figure reappeared in Jiang Che's sight.

"Know me?"

Gao Lan stopped beside Jiang Che.

Jiang Che nodded: "I know." ”

Gao Lan asked, "You didn't break the law, did you?" ”

Jiang Che shook his head: "No, I'm here, it's just a misunderstanding." ”

Gao Lan said: "I know you didn't have it tonight, I asked about you." I mean, before. ”

Jiang Che said: "That's not either, I'm timid, and I've always been law-abiding." ”

Gao Lan was satisfied: "Very good, do you want to be an idol?" ”

"Me? Being an idol? Jiang Che was surprised.

Is this really going to praise yourself as a star, is it really shit luck?

Gao Lan said again: "Yes, you, be an idol." Give you a chance to participate in "Rising Star", would you? ”

"Of course I do!" Jiang Che didn't hesitate.

How could you not want to do such a good thing?

It's good to be a star, if you become famous, you can make millions a day.

He remembered that before he crossed over, he seemed to be spraying traffic in the entertainment industry.

At that time, it seemed that he was watching an annual music awards ceremony, but it turned out that it was full of traffic stars, various tailors and spicy chicken songs, which made him so angry that he directly sent a barrage to complain.

"It's so bad, I can do it too!"

"No, it's not as good as me!"

"In this entertainment industry, the rivers are declining, morality is declining, and there is no bottom line!"

One click in hand, I have the world.

Jiang Che squirted very happily.

Then, he saw a pop-up ad pop up on his computer.

"If you were given a chance to play in the entertainment industry, would you be willing?"

“Yes”

Or

“No！”

In addition to the words, there are also gorgeous and moving beauties.

Under the big data mechanism, the spam advertisements are accurately delivered.

What you say, what you watch, what you post, what you find, will be quickly locked, and there is no privacy at all.

What is the probability of a spicy chicken page tour!

Without any color at all, who can be interested?

Will Jiang Che be fooled like this?

Of course not!

So he decisively clicked on the fork in the upper right corner.

That fork is tiny.

He ordered carefully.

It stands to reason that there is nothing wrong with that.

However, after clicking......

Did I cross because of that pop-up ad?

Is this to let me personally experience what it's like to be a traffic star, and then understand them?

No, no, no, no, right?

Just when Jiang Che was full of thoughts, Gao Lan handed him a card.

"Five days later, when I go to this place, I am ready to go on the show, there is my phone number on it, if there is any problem, I will contact again."

Jiang Che sighed, took the card and looked at it.

[An invitation from "Tomorrow's Star" has been detected, congratulations on your upcoming entry into the entertainment industry, and the entertainment OL is officially launched, accompanying you to the entertainment industry and helping you become a generation of superstars! ] 】

Suddenly, a line of subtitles appeared in front of Jiang Che's eyes.

Wow!

Is it really that pop-up page?

Bang!

The doors closed.

Rumble!

Throttle roar.

Jiang Che, who was wandering outside the world and was shocked by the welfare of the traverser, suddenly reacted with the golden finger.

"Hey, I haven't gotten in the car yet!"

"Give me a ride!"

He looked up at the bright moon.

In the early hours of the second half of the night, taxis are expensive!

"Alas......"

Jiang Che sighed, took out his mobile phone, and prepared to call a taxi.

"Handsome guy, why don't we continue? The room fee is mine, you don't have to give it to me. ”

A voice sounded in the background.

Jiang Che turned his head and glanced at it.

The appearance is acceptable, the figure is acceptable, but the temperament is a little worse, too dusty.

6 points female.

Jiang Che replied: "Okay, you first get the novel app down, go to it and watch the genuine version of "Let You Be an Idol, Are You Looking for a Partner?" 》。 You see that I don't have a penny for piracy, remember to recharge quickly, if you can give me a reward for the alliance leader or something, I will use the mobile phone code word tonight, and add more to you on the spot! ”

The woman was taken aback: "Handsome guy, are you teasing me?" What kind of books do people want to read with you! ”

While talking, she took the initiative to lean on Jiang Che and rubbed it.

"Hey, hey, men and women can't kiss!" Jiang Che stepped back, distanced himself, and said categorically: "Come out and have ethics, say that you will read books, and you must be principled, don't you deceive my feelings!" ”

He was disgusted by this kind of simple covenant, and there was no emotional communication at all, let alone soul resonance.

What else is there but pure venting?

It's pretty boring, actually.

In his previous life, although he was a little more attentive, he was serious about falling in love.

From the beginning of the relationship, and then gradually progress, until it comes to fruition, everything is natural.

The result is the meaning.

But what's even more interesting is the process.

At this time, the MPV that had just been driven out was back.

The car stops and the doors open.

"Get in the car!"

The glamorous producer took a small sip and spit out two words.

It's almost a command like a female overlord.

"Gotcha!"

Jiang Che did not hesitate, directly bent down, lowered his head, drilled, and entered.

Coherent!

The woman was left alone, messy in the wind.

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