Chapter 173 "Country Life", Huns and Wolf Beliefs
(Written on the front: Yukun resolutely supports the M unity policy, and the Huns who appear in the book do not exist in reality, let alone belong to the M nationality in China.) οΌ
Before the show started, these guests in the lounge were still trying to get the inside story:
"Did you really fight?"
"Who the hell is the new guest? Why dare I fight with you? β
"Did you win? No, you must have won, did the other party go to the hospital? β
A group of celebrities all looked at Su Zhe with eyes eager to eat melons, the same as ordinary people watching celebrity gossip.
"Watch TV, you'll know after watching it."
Su Zhe didn't bother to explain, and just as the show was on the air, he asked them to watch TV.
At this time, on the TV screen, Su Zhe picked up the microphone and said in a "warm" voice:
"Big brother, this is a grassland hut, what do you order?"
There were several thick male voices on the opposite side:
"It's a child, let's order some rabbit meat."
Su Zhe remembered the famous scene in his previous life, and deliberately said:
"Bunnies are so cute, how can you eat bunnies?"
On TV, the barrage floated by:
[Laughing at me, Su Zhe is so funny! ] γ
[Mom, my goosebumps are standing up! γ
Zhou Jiamin and the others didn't laugh, because through the screen, they finally knew who the new guest was-
The crew of "Faith of the Wolf"!
In addition to the starring roles, the main actors of this crew are all Huns, telling the story of the Chinese people who were influenced by the wolf beliefs of the Huns after entering the prairie.
On the screen, the footage of the off-road vehicle finally appeared, and three men crowded the back seat full.
Two of them were burly and bearded, and their names were typed in the subtitlesβ
Frustrated Qu, the second male in "The Faith of the Wolf".
Wan Qian, the third male in "The Faith of the Wolf".
All are obvious Hun names.
The last person was thin, white and clean, and wore a pair of black-framed flat glasses, which made him even more weak.
The subtitles also hit his name -
Jiang Fan, starring in "Faith of the Wolf".
This is a men's play, and there are very few actresses, so when I came to the "Country Life" program to promote, there were male actors.
As they appeared, the barrage said:
[It's going to be released tomorrow, and I heard that the reputation is good. γ
[That's right, there is finally a movie with normal aesthetics, you don't have to watch those little fresh meat with thin arms and legs! ] γ
[I've watched the screening, it's really good, and I'll start tomorrow! ] γ
Wu Peipei and other stars didn't pay attention to the movie, and looked at Su Zhe in surprise:
"You fought with them?"
They glanced at the sturdy bodies of Fu Qu and Wan Qi, and saw that their necks were thicker than Su Zhe's arms, and their legs were thicker than his waist, and they couldn't imagine the scene of the fight, so they couldn't help asking:
"You're fighting Jiang Fan, right?"
Su Zhe: ......
"Do I look so bullying and afraid of the hard?"
"No, but those two don't look like you, they're not like a heavyweight."
Guan Chunjie couldn't help asking.
He knows martial arts, don't look at the movie, the thin dog protagonist abuses the fat man trick is very simple, that is because in literary and artistic works, fashionability is combat effectiveness.
But in reality, the difference in weight is far beyond the imagination of ordinary people, and even the lightweight champion can't beat the average heavyweight fighter.
Su Zhe saw that Guan Chunjie understood very well, so he explained:
"Weight is important, but only if everyone is professional."
Can the big fat man beat Zhang Weili? Surely it can't be!
Guan Chunjie felt that what Su Zhe said made sense, but there was still a problem:
It's true that the other party is not a professional martial artist, but neither are you!
At this point, the buggy finally arrived outside the country hut.
After the three of them got out of the car, Su Zhe and others came out to greet them, chatted for a while, and then began to have lunch.
"Country Life" usually has a lot of eating scenes, after all, it is a slow variety show, and more of the program time is focused on chatting than intense games.
Everyone was relaxed, and the audience was comfortable.
Coupled with delicious meals, it has become the most delicious variety show.
How many viewers have ordered takeout and are waiting for this time to eat!
Including the "Escape Room" program team, they also took the opportunity to bring lunch boxes to the stars.
- Of course, their boxed lunches are different from those of extras, Su Zhe secretly took a look at the price, 650 yuan a box, it doesn't seem to be very good (mockery).
But just as everyone was ready to eat, the lunch scene of "Country Life" quickly ended.
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[My chopsticks have just been broken, and it's over? γ
[Eat so fast this time? Could it be that Lu Xiaomin's performance is abnormal, and the vegetables are burned? γ
[Without Sister Lu's dishes, the steamed buns in my hand are not fragrant in an instant (crying)! ] γ
The barrage is all incomprehensible, but Wu Peipei and others can ask the parties directly:
"Su Zhe, what happened at that time? Why are there so few shots? β
Su Zhe remembered the conflict that happened that day, and watched the last shot on TV, which was probably all cut out.
"Country Life" is indeed a show that is unwilling to hype up the contradictions of the guests.
Su Zhe didn't want to say more, but recalled the experience of that day in his heart-
Originally, Su Zhe came to the country cottage, as if he was on vacation, and the guests around him were also very easy to get along with, which made him feel very happy.
Unexpectedly, as soon as this couple arrived, it ruined his good mood.
When Fuqu and Wan Qi first came, they were quite friendly, brought dairy products and other specialties to a few people, and taught them some Xiongnu etiquette, which was very enthusiastic.
Jiang Fan is relatively quiet, but he is also very polite, polite when he sees everyone, takes the initiative to say hello, and takes the initiative to work.
So Su Zhe was also very friendly to them, especially Fu Qu and Wan Qi.
He was curious and kept asking them about the history of the Huns.
Because in his previous life, the Xiongnu had long since died out in history, and a small part of the blood of the Southern Xiongnu was scattered in China and Central Asia, and the cultural inheritance disappeared.
The Northern Huns are nowhere to be found, probably part of it in Europe (Hungarian L, doubtful).
Su Zhe didn't expect that there were still Huns in the parallel world, or the Northern Huns, how could he not be curious?
After the introduction of Fuqu and Wan Qian, Su Zhe probably learned that some of the Northern Xiongnu people survived in Central Asia, because their power was very small, and they did not have any impact on history, but they have also continued to this day.
"I see."
Su Zhe nodded, embarrassed to ask: What do you think of Huo Qu's illness?
It's so impolite, it's like asking Dongying people what they think of the "little boy", although it's cool, but if you don't want to turn your face, don't ask.
And another question that makes Su Zhe very curious is whether the traditional custom of the Huns to "marry a little mother" is still there?
I'm really curious!
But asking it out is estimated to be the same as asking about the traditional costume of the stick country, "Lu R outfit", which is a provocation.
(Dongying, Bangguo: ...... οΌ
Su Zhe silently recited a few words of "respect for customs" in his heart, and chose to praise the other party for being good at singing and dancing, and skillful in bowing and horse.
This made the atmosphere very harmonious, and Fu Qu and Wan Qi were very happy, boasting of their riding skills and bow skills.
But this friendly atmosphere quickly ended as they promoted the film "Faith in the Wolf".
Wang Yaoyu left them time to promote the film, and they immediately gushed:
"Chinese civilization is sheep, cowardly and timid; The Xiongnu nation is a wolf, united, fierce ......"
"Most of the most advanced peoples in the world are descendants of nomadic peoples...... The Chinese people are congenitally deficient in their bones, and they are destined to fall behind and be beaten......"
Su Zhe was stupid when he heard it:
No, I take care of your Hun feelings, I only praise you for your hospitality, singing and dancing, don't mention Huo Qu's illness, and don't ask about the custom of "marrying a little mother".
Why did you Huns attack us directly?
Even Jiang Fan, a Chinese man, sighed with emotion on the side:
"I only learned after filming the movie that sheep are inferior and ignorant, and when faced with the killing of wolves, no sheep dares to fight wolves."
He sighed and reflected very deeply in front of the camera:
"No wonder the Huns see us as sheep, wolves eating sheep are hateful, but the selfish and numb crowd like sheep and livestock is even more pathetic and heartbreaking."
Seriously, after listening to his speech, Su Zhe was even worried that the people around him would rush up and beat them up.
After all, whether it is the guests of the program or the staff of the program team, they are all Chinese people, and they are all within the scope of being insulted.
However, when he looked left and right, he found that everyone was indifferent, and some even showed thoughtful expressions.
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You're too good at reflecting, aren't you?
It seems that the more uneducated people are, the more likely they are to be attracted by this kind of argument, because they don't want to understand history, politics, civilization, culture, etc., and only like to listen to simple metaphors-
Wolves and sheep, the contrast is stark.
Sister Yu Xiangxiu couldn't help but look at Su Zhe:
"Brother, is that really the case?"
Forget about the others, Su Zhe didn't bother to care about their mental status.
But Yu Xiangxiu is a minor, but Su Zhe can't ignore it, let her be taught badly, and said lightly:
"In the past, Han and Hungary were two empires that stood side by side in the monster house of East Asia, and now there are more than one billion Chinese and millions of Huns; Territory, not to mention the economy......"
My sister couldn't help but show a thoughtful look, and couldn't help nodding:
Throwing away all the bells and whistles, it seems easy to compare.
Su Zhe said this, on the one hand, to educate his sister, and on the other hand, he was also a little unhappy with these remarks, but there was also a very realistic consideration-
If a foreigner humiliates Huaxia in front of a celebrity, but the celebrity remains silent, just wait to be sprayed!
Silence is also an attitude!
Even if it wasn't sprayed at the time, how many years later, it would still be black history.
Seriously, few people chase after a star because they have acted in a bad movie, but the issue of position will really be mentioned repeatedly.
On the contrary, if you stand up in time, you can gain popularity from passers-by.
For example, when a certain +2 participated in the Bangguo program, others said that he was HK people, and he immediately emphasized that he was from China HK, and his clear attitude immediately won the favor of many people, including Su Zhe in his previous life.
So Su Zhe is really sensitive to this kind of thing.
He didn't want to get a large number of sunspots because of a silence and call him a "traitor".
If there is such a negative character in the character system, how stumbling!
The key is not easy to wash, unless he can research the lithography machine, then even the sunspot will not move.
But he is a personality system, not a scholar system!
Some of the content is excerpted from a totem and is purely an academic quotation and does not represent any opinion of mine on the book.
The next chapter is a little later, and it's almost finished. This plot is written so hard, for fear of touching some red lines.
(End of chapter)