[Don't watch the Spring Festival Gala, it's better to watch the year, there is Su Zhe's show! ] 】

[I watched the program list, "Where Did Time Go", didn't you go to the Spring Festival Gala in J Province? ] What a new song! 】

[Hey, although I support Su Zhe, I'm a little confused! Xiaopo Station is always like this, spending a lot of money to invite celebrities to fool around. 】

[But the Spring Festival Gala is so bad, I'd rather listen to Su Zhe sing.] 】

Although the comments are both positive and negative, in view of the fact that the Spring Festival Gala is too ugly, many viewers would rather open their mobile phones, take a look at the age, and watch Su Zhe's show.

Ten o'clock in the evening, golden time.

Before Su Zhe's program was broadcast, the viewers who watched the live broadcast clearly saw that the number of barrages was increasing rapidly, and most of them were asking:

[Has it been to Su Zhe? 】

[Specially for Su Zhe! ] 】

The number of viewers increased even more terrifyingly, originally there were less than 10 million viewers, but when it approached ten o'clock, it was like a rocket, rising rapidly.

By ten o'clock, the number of viewers was close to 20 million!

Double the number of people!

Xiaopo Station was shocked, they invited so many celebrities, but it was the first time they felt such an obvious amount of customers.

"Please Su Zhe is too worthwhile!"

In fact, this is also related to the Spring Festival Gala crotch pulling, if the Spring Festival Gala is good-looking, how can there be so many audiences?

In everyone's expectation, the name of the program appeared-

"Where Has All the Time Gone".

The name is normal, but the subtitles that follow are not quite normal -

[Sketch "Where Has Time Gone"]

[Screenwriter: Su Zhe]

[Performers: Su Zhe, Xiao Pan]

The audience was stunned:

[Sketch? 】

[Isn't this a song?] 】

[Or is it written by Su Zhe himself? ] 】

[Right?! 】

Their heads are full of question marks, and they can't help but worry about the quality of the show:

If it's a skit that isn't funny at all, it's better to sing an old song! In case it is not as good as the Spring Festival Gala, how embarrassing it is for netizens who support Su Zhe.

But Su Zhe was very confident.

This is the work of the big lock in the annual comedy competition, and another famous sentence that is very out of the circle "The fish (entertainment) is over", which is also his book.

The book of the big lock is based on irony、Parody of reality.,Once you get the point right,It's especially easy to get out of the circle.,Large-scale circulation.。

In the worried and expectant eyes of the audience, the show began-

[In the room, Xiao Pan was calling with a sad face:

"Hey, leader. Don't worry, it will be delivered by 12 o'clock tonight! Can't hand over I'm a dog! ”

But after hanging up the phone, he immediately changed his face, looked at the clock on the wall, and his expression was calm:

"What is urging? Isn't it only ten o'clock? ”】

Although Xiao Pan is not a professional actor, he has been making jokes all year round, and he has a set of performance methods summarized from the grassroots, which is very pleasing, and the simple plot also shows good results.

Praise such as "Hahaha", "Xiao Pan is really interesting", "It feels okay, it's not embarrassing] has appeared on the barrage.

But most of the audience didn't come to see him, looking forward to Su Zhe's debut.

As they wished -

[Su Zhe suddenly jumped out of the corner, wearing a green windbreaker, and showed a smug smile:

"That's it."

At this time, the background music sounded the message prompt of WeChat.

"WeChat, why do you keep popping up?" Xiao Pan complained, "Help me shout in the circle of friends, before twelve o'clock, the manuscript must be delivered!" ”】

The audience immediately understood that Su Zhe was an anthropomorphic WeChat!

[This design is interesting. 】

[Just looking at the setting, it's higher than the Spring Festival Gala and I don't know where it goes. 】

The barrage is getting denser and denser, but it's not enough to laugh yet.

["Yo yo yo, set up a flag again! ] Su Zhe looked disdainful, "Let's see what you have set up before?" ”

Su Zhe took out a box, revealing the flag inside, and slapped his own face with Xiao Pan's hand:

"Don't lose ten pounds, don't change your avatar...... "Smack!"

"Go to bed early and wake up early...... "Smack!

"Running every night...... "Smack! 】

At this point, many viewers were poked at the point of laughter and burst out laughing-

Even if they haven't set up a flag in the circle of friends, they must have seen their friends stand up.

Slap in the face!

The intensity of the sketch sarcasm is neither light nor heavy, and if you are "slapped in the face", you will not get angry, but you will laugh louder:

"Hahaha! How did Su Zhe know that I had used the avatar of 'not losing ten pounds and not changing my avatar'? Forward it to your girlfriend and slap your face together. ”

[Xiao Pan was "slapped in the face" and said anxiously: "I'm going to catch up with the manuscript!" ”

"Don't worry, I have so much news here, I haven't read it yet." Su Zhe is cheap, with a bewitching posture, with the message prompt sound in the background music. 】

Next, Su Zhe imitated WeChat, and Jia Xin imitated procrastination, obviously wanting to rush the manuscript, but kept replying to WeChat, grabbing red envelopes, and posting love packets.

[Finally, in the face of the temptation of the "circle of friends", Jia Xin couldn't help but say: "Then I'll brush for five minutes? ] ”】

The audience was laughed.

In modern society, who hasn't had a procrastination attack?

Obviously, the deadline is close at hand, but I can't help but swipe WeChat for a while and play with my phone for a while.

[After reading a series of boring Moments articles, Xiao Pan finally got anxious, pressed his finger on the phone screen, and threatened:

"Believe it or not, I uninstall you?"

Su Zhe immediately shook his body, imitating the appearance of the APP icon before it was uninstalled:

"I was wrong, you calm down, can't I go?"

But before Su Zhe left the field, he smiled evilly and moved the watch hand on the wall for half an hour.

It's half past ten. 】

Time always passes imperceptibly, and this one is perfectly in line with the daily experience of the audience.

When is the fastest time to pass?

According to the theory of relativity, they are "five more minutes of sleep" after turning off the alarm clock, and "five more minutes of brushing" before starting work.

Countless viewers watched the video and laughed:

"Grass! Su Zhe, you installed a camera in my house, right? ”

"It's so real! Brush for five minutes each time, in the blink of an eye, half an hour has passed. ”

[Xiao Pan made up his mind: "I haven't figured out what to write, I can't look at my phone anymore!" Concentration ......"

As he was talking, Su Zhe changed into a yellow vest, pushed a cart of watermelons, and appeared in a graceful manner, accompanied by a message prompt on Weibo. 】

This time, all the audience immediately reacted:

"This time it's Weibo!"

"It's over, Weibo is more time-consuming than WeChat!"

"Hahaha, Xiao Pan can't finish the manuscript today!"

["Take a look, take a look! Su Zhe took the watermelon and shouted, "Social news is a little super talk, entertainment hot search gossip ......"

He walked up to Xiao Pan, raised his eyebrows, and teased his expression: "Brother, eat melons!" ”

Xiao Pan endured it for a long time, but he really couldn't hold back, and said with a lewd expression:

"Then I'll brush for five minutes?" 】

The audience laughed like crazy:

"Hahaha! Eat melons! A pun, Su Zhe can! ”

"Isn't his level of writing jokes better than the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Then I'll brush for five minutes? Hahaha, the tone is too cheap! ”

[Su Zhe handed over the watermelons one by one and introduced what the hot searches were. 】

The "melon" used in the original sketch lines was all stalks from his previous life, of course he couldn't use it, so he wrote a few hot searches in this world, such as so-and-so cheating, so-and-so tax evasion, etc., but it was too exciting and inconvenient to use.

So Xiao Pan helped him change a few, using the stalk of this world anime, one is more in line with the style of Xiao Po Station, and the other is that it does not involve real people, which is not easy to cause controversy.

It works great.

Some old two-dimensional people are not satisfied with the operation of Xiaopo Station to "go to the second dimension", but they are also very satisfied with Su Zhe:

"Please Su Zhe is the only correct operation of Xiaopo Station!"

"All other celebrities study hard! That's what respect! ”

[The "Weibo" played by Su Zhe finally left, but before leaving, he moved the pointer of the watch for another half an hour.

It's 11 o'clock!

Xiao Pan looked at the time and fell into a deep confusion:

"How fat is this?" 】

It's upgraded!

Countless viewers laughed, and the background monitoring of Xiaopo Station reached 23 million viewers!

Under the strong word-of-mouth, new audiences have been attracted one after another, laughing while watching.

"Su Zhe is amazing!"

Although this data is far from being comparable to the hundreds of millions of viewers of the Spring Festival Gala, it is already very terrifying for the age of worship.

[Xiao Pan swears by a curse:

"Put my phone aside, and I will never touch it until I finish writing."

But at this moment, Su Zhe appeared wearing a costume with a small TV logo and singing a song that has recently exploded in short videos. 】

Here, it is more appropriate and common to use short video APP, but after all, the owner is a small broken station, and it is really not appropriate for Su Zhe to advertise competing products.

Fortunately, the content is similar, and many up masters are publishing works on the whole network.

They are different from online authors, the copyright of the video belongs to them, and they can publish it on all platforms at will.

The audience also understood and got excited:

"Hahaha! Short video software! ”

"The big boss is here!"

They laughed together, and even watched Xiao Pan lose his resistance and say the classic line together:

"Then I'll brush for five minutes?"

Su Zhe constantly imitated the popular movie commentary, store visits, evaluations, house dances, etc. in short videos, which made the audience laugh so much:

"Su Zhe usually watches short videos!"

"I know a lot."

"This is called a golden sentence! used to be like this at the Spring Festival Gala, but now they can only copy Internet buzzwords. ”

"Hahaha, his house dance is so good, much better than the up master in the dance area!"

"After all, it's a trainee's debut, how can it be compared to a side-rubbing anchor?"

[After the dazzling imitation show, Su Zhe was driven away by Xiao Pan again, but he plucked the minute hand for 55 minutes in one go.

11:55 a.m.!

There are only five minutes left until the deadline!

Xiao Pan collapsed:

"Who studied this? It's the devil who eats time. ”】

I don't know how many people resonated with this sentence.

Many modern people are faced with the situation that too much time is consumed by mobile phone software.

Nipple music, in the era of big data, incarnates as the devil who knows you best.

[In the end, Xiao Pan did not finish the manuscript until 12 o'clock.

And Su Zhe, who picked up the guitar, wore red clothes, and appeared dressed as a certain cloud.

Xiao Pan's classmates were numb: "It's time for emo (falling into sadness)?" ”】

"Hahaha! It's so apt. ”

"Every midnight, it's my most vulnerable moment, listening to the song and falling into doubt about life."

"Su Zhe's songs make me emo the most, and I pay tribute to ideals, youth, friendship and love with his singing."

"Could it be that Su Zhe will also emo?"

"Don't forget he's a singer-songwriter! Not emo can write such sad ballads? ”

(End of chapter)