Chapter 309: Tumor-kun premiere, Liang Zhiruo's news

"Idol Waiter" is not so good, so it is reflected in the system, and [Sketch King] has only increased by 1%, reaching 3%.

But it happened to appear on the right platform (network), the right time (Qing L), and the right environment (all set off by the Spring Festival Gala), and instantly airborne hot searches.

"The inner fish is finished" has also become the hottest golden sentence on Chinese New Year's Eve.

At the peak of the Spring Festival Gala that year, golden sentences were frequently created, and they could even be passed on to future generations, becoming the common memory of most people across the country-

Court Jade Liquor, ______

Sledgehammer ___, Hammer ___

___ in the

Wait, it's too much.

This is much more powerful than "Idol Waiter", but the Spring Festival Gala in recent years has been different, and I can't understand the golden sentences of the Internet, so I embarrassedly left only one sentence "make dumplings together".

This sets off "Idol Waiter" very powerful, and netizens burst into tears:

[Finally found the feeling of the New Year! 】

[It's so moving, Su Zhe is the new generation of sketch kings. 】

[My parents didn't understand it, but I'm going to die of laughter, quacking like a duck, and I'm a dead man! 】

[I can understand every joke, it's really funny, but Su Zhe dares to say it, won't he offend the circle? ] 】

[Hehe, a group of stinky fish and rotten shrimp, are you afraid of offending them? Su Zhe is an outstanding young man! 】

[Yes, we are different!] 】

Su Zhe didn't have time to read these praises, took out his mobile phone, hesitated for a moment, and asked Liang Zhiruo tentatively:

"Do you still watch the premiere?"

After a while, Liang Zhiruo actually replied with a voice:

"Don't worry, I'll definitely go to the premiere, and I'll go too!"

Su Zhe couldn't help but laugh.

Liang Zhiruo continued to send a voice:

"The sketch is so good-looking, I laughed to death, hahaha!"

Su Zhe breathed a sigh of relief, since the change of the Golden Dragon Award, he had not received any information from Liang Zhiruo, and thought she was ......

Now she can at least see the release of her starring work, which is great.

The next day, the battle of the Spring Festival stalls officially began, "Get Out!" Tumor Jun" premiere! β€”β€”

Yin Jian didn't find a job, but after returning to his hometown, he didn't dare to tell his parents, relatives and friends, so that they were worried, and he didn't want to lose face.

But according to the practice of previous years, he, the best person in the family, wants to give the juniors a big red envelope.

A few years ago, he did not feel distressed, but felt very proud and enjoyed the adoring eyes of his relatives.

But this year, he felt very painful and asked his parents tentatively:

"Or will you give less this year?"

But his parents didn't know that he was unemployed, and they looked very lost, and said that the more money he made, the more he slammed the door.

Yin Jian had no choice but to laugh and retract bitterly:

"I'm kidding! It must be in accordance with the practice of previous years. ”

So on the first day of the Lunar New Year, after the relatives met, he held on to the shelf and sent red envelopes with tears, and there was no taste at all this year.

At this time, relatives began to discuss what movies to go to watch in the evening.

In Huaxia, there are many families who only go to the movie once a year, that is, during the Spring Festival holiday.

Therefore, the Spring Festival stalls are only for a week, but they can repeatedly create terrifying box office records.

Yin Jian heard his relatives discuss:

"Let's watch a comedy movie, but it's a pity that "Family Happiness" is released, so let's watch "Happy Family"."

"It's still fun to watch blockbusters in the cinema, and it's the same to watch comedies on the computer. Watch Operation Storm. ”

"Watching the fight and kill during the New Year? It's better to go to see Su Zhe, produced by Su Zhe, it must be a high-quality product! ”

"It's weird to see tumors during the Chinese New Year, right? The omen is not good, or watch comedy. ”

"I'm going to see monster fighting!"

Yin Jian heard his relatives discuss for a long time, and finally decided to watch the blockbuster "Operation Storm", but asked him to invite guests to buy tickets.

After all, he is the richest!

Yin Jian sighed, opened the ticketing software, and looked at the movie released, but suddenly felt very unhappy:

I didn't ask his opinion when I watched the movie, why did he buy a ticket?

Yin Jianyi gritted his teeth and shouted like a vent:

"Fuck off!"

The relatives were stunned and looked at him blankly.

Yin Jian saw the eyes of his parents, and he hurriedly remedied:

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Oncology. I want to watch "Fuck off! Tumor Jun". ”

The crowd breathed a sigh of relief:

"Haha, you don't have to be so excited if you want to see it! Okay, then it's up to Su Zhe, this kid is quite talented. ”

In the end, it was Yin Jian who paid, but at least this time he had the final say, which made him feel more comfortable.

In the afternoon, a group of people walked into the cinema and chatted lively.

- This kind of family field, don't expect to be quiet, half of the people are watching movies, and half of them are socializing.

Yin Jian didn't concentrate on watching the movie, and was still thinking about where to submit his resume after the Chinese New Year.

"It's really not good, just run a few days of online car-hailing first, and get through the most difficult days."

Yin Jian was bitter in his heart, but in order to live, he also had to let go of the reserve of corporate executives.

Who can remain decent when the tide of life is being photographed?

At this time, his wife patted him and said:

"The movie is on, let's watch the movie first."

Yin Jian nodded, and finally put his mind on the movie-

Xiong Dun is a cute and humorous female cartoonist who complained at the meeting that the boss of the pen was fired.

Seeing this, Yin Jian suddenly substituted in, although the reasons for unemployment were different, but the feeling of loss was exactly the same.

Xiong Dun wanted to ask his boyfriend to have dinner together and get some comfort, but he happened to see his boyfriend splitting his legs.

When Yin Jian saw this scene, he couldn't help but look at his wife sweetly:

Although I am also unemployed, I have a good wife, which is not a complete failure!

……

Liu Zihan looked at her best friend Zheng Xueke's makeup face, a little awkward:

"When did you learn how to put on makeup?"

Zheng Xueke said impatiently:

"I've asked all the way! It's been a long time since you learned, is it pretty? ”

"Hmm." Liu Zihan couldn't help but nodded, but he didn't feel very good, and muttered, "Let's watch the movie first." ”

Zheng Xueke saw Xiong Dun bumping into her boyfriend's legs, and immediately said excitedly:

"Hit him! Come on! ”

But Xiong Don is not like the heroine in other movies, she is very cowardly, she is so frightened that she picks up the table and runs away in disgrace, as if she is the one who is at fault.

Zheng Xueke said disappointedly:

"It's too bunty."

Liu Zihan was amused:

"Haha, Xiong Dun is so funny! But why hasn't Uncle Su appeared yet? ”

On the screen, Xiong Dun, who lost his love and career at the same time, was extremely lost, but when he received a call from his parents, he still forced a smile and reported good news but not bad news.

When she gets home, she finds that three of her best friends have thrown a surprise party for her to celebrate her birthday.

This made Xiong Dun finally come out of his loss and celebrate happily.

Seeing this, Liu Zihan and Zheng Xueke couldn't help but hold hands, and the strangeness of not seeing each other for a long time disappeared at once.

Liu Zihan said seriously:

"We want to be good friends for life, just like them!"

Zheng Xueke nodded and joked:

"Well, good friends are meant to be together forever. Which university do you go to, I will go to be the aunt of the dormitory manager and secretly open the door for you at night. ”

At this moment, the plot of the movie suddenly entered the main topic -

Xiong Dun fainted during the birthday banquet, and when the title of the play was linked, the audience knew that she was sick.

But the tone of "Tumor" is relaxed, using humor to deconstruct serious topics of life and death, so after Xiong Dun fainted, he dreamed bizarrely that he was fighting zombies in the hospital.

This caused bursts of laughter in the cinema.

Xiongton finally woke up, only to find himself in a hospital bed.

At this time, Su Zhe, as the attending doctor, Dr. Liang, finally appeared.

Xiong Dun also fell in love with him at first sight, and fantasized about the sweet date between the two all the time. In fantasy, the two contributed a lot of beautiful pictures.

But Liu Zihan even forgot to marvel at Uncle Su's prosperous beauty, and he didn't care about licking the screen, and looked at Xiong Dun worriedly.

She's already seen it.

The originally noisy theater has also become very quiet, and most of the audience has watched it.

But Xiong Dun didn't feel sick at all, and met Dr. Liang in various ways, and finally got acquainted with him.

At the same time, Xiong Dun also met the child Edamame who had leukemia in the same ward, and Xia Meng (Cheng Lanyun), who had cancer.

At this time, Xiongton's good friends also learned from Dr. Liang that Xiongton's disease is called non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, which is very difficult to cure.

Hearing Dr. Liang explain Xiong Don's illness, all the audience in the theater were very sad to lift their hearts.

However, after Xiong Dun learned about it, he was still optimistic, even if he shaved his head because of chemotherapy, he was giggling.

Xia Meng and Xiong Dun's good friends, in order to comfort her, also shaved their heads with him.

Seeing this, Liu Zihan and Zheng Xueke's hands held tighter and promised each other:

"If you have chemotherapy, I will definitely shave your head with you!"

Even if the audience next to them was immersed in the plot, they couldn't help but glance at them:

For the New Year, it's really auspicious to speak......

On the screen, five big bald heads were playing around wantonly, and even tricked Xiong Don's ex-boyfriend together.

……

Seeing this scene, Watermelon Sauce couldn't help but record in the memo on his mobile phone:

"One by one, the rhythm is very good, obviously the saddest thing, but it is said in the most humorous tone."

"It's really worthy of Su Zhe!" He sighed with emotion and continued to watch the movie, "It's going to turn around next, right?" ”

Sure enough, as he expected, Xiongton developed oncolytic syndrome, and his condition suddenly deteriorated.

Dr. Xiong, played by Su Zhe, was rescuing Xiong, his hands were trembling, showing care beyond the doctor-patient relationship.

Watermelon sauce sighed in my heart:

"Su Zhe's acting skills are so good, it's like really seeing a friend suffering from a terminal illness."

With the rescue in the movie, Watermelon Sauce observed that the audience in the theater were all watching nervously, and the breathing sound became quieter.

He smiled and said secretly in his heart:

"Next, it's time to relax, right?"

Sure enough, as he expected, Xiong Dun was saved by Dr. Liang's superb medical skills, and all indicators gradually normalized, and he was finally able to be discharged from the hospital.

Immediately after, there was another light-hearted content, and the movie theater once again resounded with happy laughter.

Untilβ€”

"It's time to get sick."

The watermelon sauce was like a prophecy, and when I saw the movie, Xiong Dun deteriorated again and gradually lost weight.

Watermelon sauce clearly saw the rhythm and routine of the movie, but she still couldn't help but feel sour in her eyes, wiped her eyes, and couldn't help but sigh:

"This new actor is so fierce, he plays it so well."

Especially when Xiong Dun confessed to Dr. Liang, saying, "Although I like you very much, I don't have the life to love you anymore", the whole audience cried silently along with Xiong Dun.

……

Liang Zhiruo's parents sat in the movie theater and couldn't help crying when they saw their daughter.

Especially when I saw Xiong Dun played by my daughter, after he died in the play, he couldn't help it at all, and cried with the audience.

But when they heard the cries of the spectators around them, they were happy again, and looked down at the small black box on their laps, as if their daughter was still sitting on their lap.

Mother Liang silently caressed the abode of her daughter's soul with her trembling palms, and whispered:

"Ruoruo, did you see that? There are so many viewers who love your work and are saddened by your departure. They'll all remember your ......"

Father Bear trembled and took out his daughter's mobile phone before her death, carefully put on reading glasses, and looked at the messages she left -

[These were sent to him after the Golden Lin Award, one award was issued [voice], and two awards were issued [voice]......]

[These are ...... in the Golden Phoenix Awards]

【Golden Dragon Award ......】

[I'm sorry, Dad, I can't accompany you for the Spring Festival, if Su Zhe performs a sketch, send it to him [voice]! ] By the way, it's a New Year's greeting, not the Spring Festival Gala. 】

[After the premiere [voice], you guys have to watch it too!] 】

[Finally, send him [voice]]

According to his daughter's last wishes, Liang's father forwarded the language to Su Zhe and muttered:

"Thank you so much, lad. Really ......"

……

At the roadshow, the film screening ended.

Su Zhe faced the audience who had just cried and talked eloquently:

"There was no deliberate knife, it's just that in reality, there are too few miracles. The only thing we can do is to live each day like Xiong Dun, and then face all misfortunes calmly. ”

The moderator asked him:

"Have you ever thought that such a sad ending might affect the box office?"

Su Zhe smiled, and just wanted to answer, when he suddenly heard a mobile phone ringing, glanced at it, and found that it was a message from Liang Zhiruo.

"I'm sorry."

He didn't care about the occasion, so he quickly picked up his mobile phone, walked to the side and clicked:

"Junior brother, I watched the premiere, my dream came true! No regrets in this life! I don't thank you for my kindness, and I will repay you as a cow and a horse in my next life! ”

Su Zhe grinned, showed a somewhat reluctant smile, and complained:

"If you are handsome, you promise to be a cow, and if you are ugly, you are calling me ugly?"

If the two face each other, Liang Zhiruo will definitely smile and say:

"No, because my life is over, and I only have the next life...... If any. ”

But in the mobile phone, Su Zhe couldn't care about joking, and asked with a hint of expectation:

"I heard that you are still full of anger, maybe a miracle will happen and you will be cured?"

Liang Zhiruo sent a voice, which was very long:

"I'm sorry, but I really can't hold it anymore, thank you for appearing so brightly in my life in the last moments, illuminating the mediocre me."

Su Zhe mourned in his heart, muttered "You are not mediocre", put his ear close to the mobile phone, and listened to Liang Zhiruo's last words.

"Brother Linghu, Yilin has made thousands and hundreds of wishes, looking forward to seeing you again, hoping that it will be effective in the next life."

Su Zhe knew that this was the line in "Smiling Proud Jianghu", and finally couldn't help it, and tears flowed from his eyes.

"Dr. Liang, I'm sorry, although I like you very much, I don't have the life to love you anymore."

This is the line of "Tumor Jun" just now, of course Su Zhe will not forget it.

I will never forget it in my life.

"There are still a lot of things I want to tell you, and I want to act in a lot of plays, all of which will be put in the next life."

"I'm leaving. You must remember that there was once a person who fell in love with you at first sight and loved you very much, Brother Linghu and Dr. Liang...... Su Zhe. ”

Su Zhe listened to it over and over again, until the host asked him strangely:

"Teacher Su, what's wrong with you? Do you want to continue the interview? ”

Su Zhe looked at the curious audience in the audience, wiped his tears, put the phone back in his pocket, and said with a smile:

"Of course, let's talk about this work, about Xiongton...... and Liang Zhiruo. ”

Xiong Dun's ex-boyfriend is played by Shen Teng. Before Uncle Shen became famous, he specialized in playing a scumbag.

(End of chapter)