In Gu Long, almost all characters are in a mature state as soon as they appear, whether it is martial arts or personality, they will not change again.

In comparison, almost all of Jin Yong's are upgrade streams, and many of them even start from the protagonist's childhood.

The trilogy is like this, "Shooting the Condor" starts from Guo Yang's fetal state, "Condor" starts from Xiao Yangguo, "Yitian" is even more excessive, and Zhang Sanfeng was still a little monk at the beginning.

So in the first few episodes of "The Condor Heroes", familiar faces such as Guo Jing and Huang Rong appeared, and Yang Guo was still a teenage child star.

The audience is anxious again:

[When will Su Zhe appear? ] 】

[I'm in a hurry, Su Zhe is too good at selling Guanzi, and he will always hang people's appetites. 】

They were in a hurry, but the number of clicks was not missing at all, and they have always been at the top of the list of oil depots.

Su Zhe didn't care anymore and concentrated on filming "Tang Detective".

In this film, a large number of comedians are needed to participate, and in the previous life, Xiao Yang, Chen He, Xiao Shenyang, Zhao Yingjun and others participated, including the starring Wang Baoqiang, who is also famous for comedy.

Therefore, Su Zhe also found a group of cutting-edge comedians, such as Ding Zhifei , Fan Yong, etc., all of whom have appeared in the Spring Festival Gala and acted in sketches...... Then there was no sound. But they are all comedians of a very high level.

And the comedy plot just needs comedians to collide with inspiration on the spot. Almost all excellent comedies can't rely on scripts alone, and the best baggage is played and collided by the actors on the spot.

Therefore, in the previous life, Shen Teng was yin and yang, and a certain heroine who brought money into the group had no sense of humor, and the audience could clearly see that when the movie reached the role of the heroine, it was very unfunny and very hypocritical.

(The yin and yang weirdness is to vent for Ma Li, but if you perform well and the level can convince the public, you can only admit it if you pinch your nose.) ）

So in the crew of "Tang Detective", Su Zhe specially organized a script reading and brainstorming to collide with comedy inspiration in a targeted manner.

Ding Zhifei, Fan Yong and other comedians are gearing up, ready to let Su Zhe have a good look at their abilities:

"Of course Mr. Su is powerful, but compared to shaking the burden, we are professional!"

"Let Mr. Su see our business capabilities, and don't take our performance in the Spring Festival Gala as a real level."

"Yes, perform well, maybe I can play the leading role in Mr. Su's drama in the future!"

"The protagonist? Does Mr. Su still write humorous martial arts? ”

When Su Zhe heard this, he shrugged:

"Not necessarily, maybe I'll write "Wulin Gaiden", "Happy Hero" and something like that."

"Wulin Gaiden" he will definitely come up with, and "Happy Hero" is the Gu Long work he most wants to see adapted, but it has not been adapted before he crosses, which makes him deeply regretful.

If you have the chance, you can also try it in the future. With the foundation of the original work, as long as you don't change it blindly, even if it can't become a classic, at least it won't be too bad.

After hearing Su Zhe's words, even if they thought he was just painting cakes, these people were more motivated, studying the script together, and wanted to collide with better laughs.

Together, they performed the lines from the script:

"I'll accuse you of slander, he slanders me!"

"Accept Nima, let it go."

"It's a striped remnant dragon!"

"The room is clean and smellless, either a pseudo-mother or gay."

“……”

When these lines were actually deduced, everyone laughed.

You Mengli and Yu Xiangxiu, who participated in the reading of the script, were almost stiff with laughter.

But Ding Zhifei and the others were about to cry-

Why is it so well written?

Even the baggage is so funny, what else can we change?

Is it enough to draw snakes?

They held back for a long time, and they couldn't even find a better burden.

This is normal, after all, the script of "Tang Detective" that Su Zhe came up with was also collided by those comedians in his previous life (it was said in the interview that some of the jokes were suggested by Xiao Shenyang on the spot).

But Ding Zhifei and the others didn't know, they only felt that Su Zhe looked up to him and looked at him pitifully:

"Mr. Su, it's not that we don't work hard, but the burden is already very good, and it is difficult to improve."

"It's worthy of being a man who has done the Spring Festival Gala sketches twice, and we took it."

They have nothing to say -

You say that a good idol, boss, singer, actor, which one is not more promising than a comedian? But how did he even rob us of our work?

Do you want to give us a bite to eat?

Su Zhe hurriedly said modestly:

"Don't say that...... Flipping the Spring Festival Gala sketch is the same as flipping the national football team, what is there to be proud of? ”

Everyone laughed together.

Tucao Spring Festival Gala sketches are the same as complaining about the national football team, which can always poke at all the national laughter and pain points.

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.

Su Zhe was happily diss the Spring Festival Gala when he received a call from Zhu Jun, the new director of the Spring Festival Gala.

"Director Zhu, I didn't scold you......" Su Zhe didn't admit himself, and almost bit his tongue, "Ahem, is there something wrong?" ”

Zhu Jun's tone was serious but firm, and he even agreed to Su Zhe's conditions:

"Su Zhe, you can make a solo and a sketch. Songs I trust you, sketch...... I won't interfere with your creation, but you have to take it easy, don't be too ruthless, lest I can't hold back. ”

Su Zhe couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, he didn't expect Zhu Jun to be so responsible-

For the director of the Spring Festival Gala, the ratings are not important, because no matter how bad it is, it will not decrease too much; But an accident is a career-threatening event.

So Su Zhe had long felt that it was impossible for him to agree, but he didn't expect him to withstand the pressure.

It's a gentleman!

Su Zhe admired this kind of person who dared to take responsibility, and immediately agreed:

"Okay, since Director Zhu is so responsible, I can't let you suffer. I'll write a new song and prepare a new skit to make sure it shines! ”

After hanging up the phone, everyone immediately asked him curiously:

"Mr. Su, is you finally going to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Su Zhe, we can finally see you on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. This is the expectation of the people of the whole country! ”

"Brother, you just finished complaining about the Spring Festival Gala, won't you also encounter Waterloo?"

Su Zhe smiled:

"I've relaxed the censorship, if I can't come up with any more good works, I'm so sorry for the audience and Director Zhu."

The decline of sketches has a great deal to do with censorship.

For example, in the previous life, after two generations of sketch kings, the Spring Festival Gala sketches were all together, but in variety shows such as "Happy Comedian" and "Annual Comedy Competition", many excellent comedy works have also emerged.

It can be seen that it is not that comedians are running out of inspiration, as long as they are given room to play, through full competition (both shows are competition genres), they can come up with excellent works.

Now that he has obtained the permission, Su Zhe thought about the above works, and secretly said in his heart:

Who shall I copy? Chen Xiaoer? Uncle Benshan? Or those rising stars?

Su Zhe instructed the crowd who participated in the reading of the script:

"You collide with inspiration first, and if you can't find a better baggage, use these, and the effect is good; If you think of a funnier joke, make the work even better. ”

This is also the reason why Su Zhe organized the script to be read, of course he knows that the original script is good enough, but if he can further improve the laughter and make the audience laugh louder, he will definitely get more box office!

"And I'm going to write a sketch for the Spring Festival Gala for the time being."

After Su Zhe left, he secretly pondered:

The first time I went to the Spring Festival Gala, I must come up with an earth-shattering work. Rising stars such as the big locks that were copied before, forget it.

What about Chen Xiaoer, or Uncle Benshan?

He thought about it for a while, Chen Xiaoer's most classic sketches, "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role", "The Police and the Thief", "Eating Noodles", "Mutton Skewers", "Pepper Noodles", etc., are all a long time ago, but they are not outdated now.

However, according to Zhu Shimao's words, Chen Xiaoer's "This nose, this eye, and this head melon seeds, it took thousands of years to produce one", like his image, "petty thieves, illegal traders, ruffians and hooligans, you don't need to act, just poke there."

Don't look at "such a thing has been produced in thousands of years", this "thing" Su Zhe really can't replace it!

Su Zhe thought about it, and he couldn't play the role of Chen Xiaoer, but the role of Zhu Shimao was very suitable for him.

"After all, my face, like Zhu Shimao with thick eyebrows and big eyes, is the protagonist at first glance, a positive character!"

Su Zhe sighed "helplessly":

"Even if I play a villain (Yang Kang), the audience likes me more, what can I do?"

Does he want to find a "Chen Xiaoer" and then play the role of Zhu Shimao himself?

Su Zhe scratched his head and thought about it, but he didn't want to do it.

is the same as in "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role", Su Zhe wants to play the protagonist unless he is forced to do so! (And who wouldn't want to play the lead role?) ）

After all, it was the first time I went to the Spring Festival Gala, and I wrote my own script and played a supporting role, but I used it to praise others, which always felt a little weird.

And as a supporting role, you can't increase the progress of [King of Sketches].

"Little Er, let's have a chance to see you again."

Su Zhe made up his mind and began to pull Uncle Benshan's works:

"Selling Abduction" series, "White Cloud and Black Soil" series, "New Year's Greetings", "Uncle Niu Tigan", "Red Sorghum Model Team", ......

"It's not appropriate!"

Su Zhe is a little helpless, the classic image of Uncle Benshan is a rural uncle, some are cunning, some are simple, but none of them are suitable for Su Zhe.

He thought about it, and finally wrote down three words hesitantly-

"Not bad for money".

This is almost Uncle Benshan's final work in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala (and later there was a "You at the Same Table"), which returned to the top and made the apprentice Xiao Shenyang famous overnight.

It can be said that Xiao Shenyang is the person who best meets the definition of "overnight success"-

Before Chinese New Year's Eve, obscurity; After Chinese New Year's Eve, the world is famous! Even the national teacher asked him to make a big bad movie.

In this sketch, Uncle Benshan is still a cunning farmer, but unlike other sketches at his peak, the most brilliant character in this sketch is Xiao Shenyang.

"I play the role of Xiao Shenyang - that sissy waiter?" Su Zhe scratched his scalp.

This sketch, both in terms of quality and blessing to the leading actors, is worth copying.

But here's the problem –

"I don't want to be a sissy!"

In order to become famous, Xiao Shenyang can act anything, but Su Zhe is a top idol and a big boss in the circle, it's okay to play a handsome villain like Yang Kang, but play a sissy?

Originally, idols were easy to be scolded as "mother", he had the title of the first macho man in the circle, so he was spared, even if it was a sunspot, he didn't dare to say that he was not enough of a man.

But after playing this role, will Kuroko deliberately hack him with slices?

Su Zhe scratched his head and said secretly in his heart:

"Otherwise, let's copy the happy twist, although the three Yuejin are as fat as the two of them, but after all, it is the former military art school grass, which is more suitable for me."

The Spring Festival Gala's "Help or Not", "Do What You Like", "Today's Happiness", etc., "Tropical Thunder", "The Infected", "Where is the Thief" in "Happy Comedian", etc., are not bad.

Su Zhe casually wrote a "Help or Not", and hesitated in his heart:

"Is it a higher ceiling of "Not Bad Money", or a more stable "Help or Not"?"

("Fu or Not" ranked tenth in the ratings of previous sketches, second only to the ninth, "Not Bad Money", but considering that the ratings will be lower in the future, it can be regarded as a work of the same level, but the bonus is indeed not as high as Xiao Shenyang.) ）

Su Zhe couldn't make a decision for a while, so he simply wrote down the two scripts, put them away, and said secretly in his heart:

"Just drain them all out and see the effect on the spot."

And it also depends on the partner, these two sketches are different from Su Zhe's previous copy, and they must have strong acting skills in order to act well.

For example, Shen Ma has very good acting skills, not to mention Uncle Benshan, a proper actor.

"But who am I looking for?"

Su Zhe thought to himself:

"Not Bad Money" needs to find the right person to play the roles of Uncle Benshan, Grandpa Bi, and Yadan, but it is not easy to find;

The relationship between the characters in "Help or Not" is simpler, the traffic police can play it by finding someone at random, and even find a star to show his face, just need to find someone to play the role of Ma Li.

"Forget it, let's write the script first."

When he finally finished copying the script and returned to the conference room, he found that the actors were discussing very hotly.

Su Zhe put too much pressure on them, and in order to prove themselves, they racked their brains and actually thought of some more interesting baggage.

However, the specific effect will have to be seen when shooting.

Su Zhe reassured them:

"Don't worry, the burden is not necessarily forced out......"

Fan Yong was still in a state of brainstorming, and instinctively picked up:

"And a C-section?"

Everyone laughed, and Su Zhe couldn't help laughing:

There are also blurted out in a pleasant process. You're in good shape, keep it up! ”

He clapped his hands and encouraged:

"Let's shoot according to the script first, and once you have better baggage, shoot it again, and choose slowly in the later stage! Don't be pressured, whether you end up adopting it or not, I would say it's a collective creation. Rest assured, I don't lack this bit of fame. ”

He will not mobilize collective creation while taking all the credit on himself, openly and secretly promoting "Su Zhe did his best, teammate CJB".

He was so successful, and he went out and said, "I'm better at writing baggage than these comedians", what's the use of showing off?

But there are many people in the circle who can't see through this, and they do everything to attract a little attention, even good friends can backstab, and they don't come down when they stand on the mountain.

Su Zhe is not this kind of person, and his attitude immediately moved everyone's hearts:

"Mr. Su, rest assured, we will definitely write a good burden and live up to your trust!"

"Let's go, let's rehearse again, only by rehearsing more, can we find a better burden."

The secret of happy twist is to find a better burden in live performances over and over again, so the details of the early works are amazing and can withstand repeated aftertaste; I pulled my crotch in the later stage, because I became famous, and I didn't have time to polish it slowly.

These comedians also understand this, and they have made up their minds to show their best state, find the best baggage, and make "Tang Detective" better!

This is not to repay Su Zhe, but for themselves-

Since Su Zhe is willing to respect their contributions in publicity, they can benefit from greater fame if they take out their best baggage.

That's the benefit of knowing how to share.

Su Zhe was very satisfied with the morale of the army, took out two scripts, and asked them:

"I've written two sketch scripts before, but I can't find anyone to cooperate with the Spring Festival Gala, do you have a suitable comedian recommendation?"

They picked up the script and circulated it, but after reading it, they fell silent.

"What's wrong? Isn't it funny? Su Zhe was a little uneasy, could it be that these two scripts are not suitable for this world? Not used to the local environment?

A group of comedians smiled bitterly:

"It's funny, but it's a little too funny."

"We are even funnier, we have acted in sketches for more than ten years, and compared with this script, we can't even compare to a hair."

"Give up! Just rely on me, a little Karami, why did I write a paragraph that surpassed Mr. Su? ”

"Let's ...... rotten"

Su Zhe: ???

Because of these two scripts, he finally boosted the morale of 100, and suddenly dropped to 0......

(End of chapter)