The explosion of "As Wished" is an unexpected joy.

Normally, the most anticipated program of the Spring Festival Gala is always a language program.

But it's a pity that the next few language programs have made the audience find a familiar feeling - it's too bad.

Originally, because of "As Wished", whether online or offline, the audience had a very high evaluation of this Spring Festival Gala, but they didn't expect to be broken by cross talk and sketches again-

[It's too ugly. 】

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[You shouldn't have any expectations for the Spring Festival Gala sketches, too much pursuit of "educational significance", it's not funny at all. ] 】

[Think about it, Su Zhe's "As Wished" is also very "educational", but his level is too high and he can sing the main theme song to cry us. 】

[Songs can still be compromised, and once language programs are educational, they are all over.] 】

This even made them suspicious of Su Zhe's two sketches "Not Bad Money" and "Help or Not" on the program list:

[I'm a fan of Su Zhe, but I'm worried that he won't be able to bring the Spring Festival Gala. 】

[You can't blame Su Zhe, the cross talk, talk show, and sketch actors who are very funny in other shows are immediately assimilated into the unfunny when they go to the Spring Festival Gala. 】

[It's like the king of the ball can't save the national football team. 】

Su Zhe was in the background, and when he turned to these comments, he felt very agreed.

If it weren't for his high voice, anyone who dared to put forward any suggestions such as "increasing educational significance" would have been pushed back by him without hesitation, ensuring the integrity of the script.

Otherwise, these two sketches will definitely be changed beyond recognition and lose most of the laughs.

"Help or Not" is a little better, there is a small sublimation at the end, and the theme is also praising good people, which generally meets the requirements of the Spring Festival Gala.

"Not Bad Money" is different, the sublimation at the end is lost, and most of the baggage is for pure fun.

In the previous life, they relied on this mountain, and in this life, they relied on Su Zhe, and the two of them had a high right to speak, so they could be retained, and it would be difficult for others to get on the Spring Festival Gala.

When Su Zhe was thinking, one program after another took the stage, and each received applause or complaints.

The overall evaluation of the Spring Festival Gala appeared on Weibo-

#两极分化的春晚#

The overall praise of this year's singing and dancing programs, especially the stage design, although it is not as good as the "Chinese Style" album of "Huaxia Song Club", has been affected to a certain extent, and the overall aesthetic has been greatly improved, and it is no longer a festive stage style full of highly saturated tones.

But each of the language programs has received a lot of bad reviews and complaints.

CCTV wanted to guide public opinion, and after embarrassingly praising a few sketches, there was no splash at all, and it was even ridiculed even more.

They can only try to focus on the highlights and mention more singing and dancing programs.

Netizens have a really good evaluation of this:

[This year's aesthetic progress is obvious, and there are several programs that are good. Su Zhe, You Mengli, Wu Peipei and other programs are especially outstanding. 】

[Su Zhe has driven the aesthetic evolution of the Spring Festival Gala for 20 years. 】

[It's a pity that I didn't learn home, if I put Su Zhe's "Chinese Style" album up, just watching singing and dancing is enough. 】

But the degree of discussion of singing and dancing is obviously not as good as the sketch, CCTV finally guided it for a long time, and a sketch was broadcast on TV, which caused countless bad comments:

[It's really not good, let's not put sketches in the future? ] When the concert is forgotten. 】

[It's not funny, the values are so old-fashioned that it's uncomfortable.] 】

[If you want to educate the people, you should be more advanced in thinking. Some people are full of feudal ideas, and they know that it is better to let the people give without asking for anything in return, and to make them slaves. 】

[This kind of work can't educate anyone.] You can only show your buttocks, which is annoying. 】

In the bad reviews, "Help or Not" finally appeared.

As a work written by Su Zhe, most netizens are very curious, and the barrage has floated by:

[It's open! Can Su Zhe drive the Spring Festival Gala? 】

At the beginning of the sketch, Hao Jian, played by Lu Jian, appeared on the stage and began a monologue, saying that he liked to be nosy too much, so he rear-ended the car and broke the front wheel of the bicycle.

"If I'm nosy, I won't be called Hao Jian, I'll be called very cheap!"

Hao Jian's sworn words made the audience worried:

[It's over, it's the main theme sketch at first glance, the protagonist says that he doesn't care about idle things, and in the end he still goes to do good things, and in the end, good people have good rewards. 】

[How many Spring Festival Gala screenwriters do you eat in one meal? ] This tastes so right! 】

[I didn't expect Su Zhe's thick eyebrows and big eyes to also rebel! ] Sure enough, anyone who arrives at the Spring Festival Gala will lose their sense of humor. 】

Next, as expected by the barrage, the old lady appeared on the stage and staggered and fell on the stage.

After Hao Jian struggled and hesitated, he still went to help the old lady and asked her if she could still go.

Up until this point, it was a standard main theme sketch, and the laughter was loud - because there was a to, but the audience in front of the TV almost didn't laugh.

There is also a barrage announced in advance:

[Su Zhe lost, it turns out that under the standards of the Spring Festival Gala, it is impossible to give birth to funny sketches. 】

But then, to everyone's surprise, the old lady spun around on the ground and "walked" in a circle.

This is similar to the funny effect of dropping the stool, which finally caused the audience to laugh, and Hao Jian's precise complaint made the laughter even louder:

"You can walk, but you follow the meter."

[Haha, what's going on with Hao Jian's swishing tone? It's so funny! 】

[Yes, although the framework is very motifty, the baggage is a bit interesting.] 】

After the old lady checked her body, she finally sat up and praised Hao Jian:

"You're a good boy, and you know how to help your aunt up."

"I'm just addicted to doing good." Hao Jian showed a satisfied smile after his good deeds were recognized.

But the old lady's voice changed:

"It's going to be someone else, and I'll run away long after the collision."

The old lady's words made Hao Jian's smile disappear.

But it was transferred to the faces of the audience:

[Hahaha, it's been falsely accused! ] How much money, dare to help the old lady? 】

Naturally, there are things in this world that help the elderly to be touched, after all, this is the commonality of human beings.

As long as there is a judicial bias, as long as touching porcelain is not criminalized, there will definitely be bad people who take advantage of loopholes to make profits, and bad people are old and young.

[Su Zhe dared to write, but he didn't expect it to be a social hot spot. 】

It's very embarrassing to encounter this kind of thing in reality, but the sketch will naturally be handled with humor.

I saw Hao Jian expressionlessly put the old lady back to the ground, and in the other party's confused expression, he complained:

"Auntie, you are stunned, and you are stunned very suddenly."

He struggled to explain that the old lady had fallen down herself, and that he was only kind enough to help.

But the broken front wheel of the bicycle made the old lady feel even more that Hao Jian hit herself and flew ten meters away.

Hao Jian was completely stunned:

"It's really too much like an accident scene. But Auntie, my car was rear-ended. ”

Old lady: "My tail vertebrae......"

The two were entangled, but Hao Jian couldn't "convince" the old lady.

The audience laughed louder and louder:

[Hao Jian is so miserable. 】

[No, he's very cheap now.] 】

What's even worse is that when Hao Jian wanted to prove his innocence, he found out that the surveillance camera was broken:

"It's over, the (camera) head is gone, and if you continue to entangle, there will be no head."

Seeing that he wanted to run away, the old lady was anxious:

"You still want to go?"

"I'm definitely not in a hurry, I have to run!"

The audience watched it more engagedly, and Hao Jian's experience couldn't help but arouse their concern.

But before Hao Jian ran away, there were people all the way on the field, and said solemnly:

"There was an old lady lying on the ground, and no one helped her. How did you say that the current social atmosphere has become like this? Others don't care, I'll care! ”

After he finished speaking, the scene rang out with applause.

But the barrage is disgusted:

[It's over, Wei Guangzheng's passers-by appeared, and they wanted to criticize Hao Jian and make him "wake up". 】

[It's going to be valuable.] 】

But although "Help or Not" has a main theme framework, it is not good at all, after the passer-by finished speaking righteously and solemnly, he took a photo, and left even more righteously and solemnly:

"I'll send a Weibo message right away to get everyone to condemn this behavior!"

[Hahaha! 】

[It turned out to be a keyboard warrior, I laughed to death.] 】

The turn of passers-by finally made the audience laugh completely, realizing that even if Su Zhe was restrained by the Spring Festival Gala, he still couldn't hide his edge:

[Familiar irony, familiar taste! ] is worthy of being Su Zhe's screenwriter. 】

Seeing this, Hao Jian relented again, and couldn't leave, wanting to help the old lady and clear up his grievances.

But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't make the old lady admit that he was an innocent and well-wisher.

At this time, another passer-by passed by on a bicycle, and Hao Jian tried to get passers-by to help.

But when passers-by saw the old lady who fell, they were so frightened that they left immediately, and reminded Hao Jian:

"Run! I helped them over. ”

"The result?" Hao Jian asked curiously.

The passerby sighed deeply:

"Let's put it this way, I used to drive a ...... Daben. ”

The aggrieved little expressions of passers-by made the audience laugh again:

[It's been a long time since I've seen such spicy sketch lines. 】

[The most awesome show off of wealth: I dare to help the old lady! ] 】

Hao Jian was also worried about his wallet, and immediately reminded the old lady, "The thief ran away with tears in his eyes when he came to my house", and told a few fables:

"Mr. Dongguo and the Wolf", "Lu Dongbin and the Dog", "The Farmer and the Snake", "Hao Jian and the Old Lady", ......"

Hearing the name of the fable, the audience laughed, and the barrage was all about:

["Hao Jian and the Old Lady", hahaha! It's too bad! 】

[I know how yin and yang are "ungrateful".] 】

And the old lady showed an impatient look on her face, and said angrily:

"It's so grinding! If you want to help you, you will help, if you don't help you, you will leave, and make room for good people! ”

When Lu Jian on the stage heard this line, he was extremely impressed.

In fact, this sentence shows that the old lady was either blinded, or a bad person who touched porcelain, and she already knew that Hao Jian didn't bump into her, but just wanted to blackmail money.

But in the sketch, there was never a sentence mentioning that the old lady was slandering, and kept saying that she was "blind", and in the end it was also a happy ending.

That's because the traffic police testified, and the old lady saw that she couldn't slander people, so she took advantage of the situation to accept the "magic power".

But the old lady is a wicked person who does not conform to mainstream values and cannot pass the review of the Spring Festival Gala, so Su Zhe hides the truth layer by layer under the superficial story.

"Mr. Su is really a genius who fools the audit, telling a story on the surface, but there is irony hidden behind it, and this is a deeper irony."

If he has watched "Let the Bullets Fly", he knows that this is called "standing and making money".

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the sketch continues.

The old lady said angrily:

"I've been lying here for a long time with an old lady, do you think I'm lying on my stomach? Who is the snake, who is the dog, who is the wolf, and who is so cheap? You're so cheap! ”

Hao Jian was very hurt by this:

"Hao Jian's name was given to me by my mother when she got up early and greedily late, why is it still a dirty word for you?"

[Hahaha! Hao Jian, who made this bad name? 】

[It's so funny, now I feel funny when I see Hao Jian's words. 】

Lu Jian lost his true name, and at this moment, the people of the whole country remembered that his name was Hao Jian.

Faced with Hao Jianmian's attitude of hiding needles, the old lady finally couldn't help it, and no longer lay on the ground and pretended to be sick, and picked up Hao Jian's bicycle with a brisk walk, looking for someone to judge.

At this time, Ding Xinping, who played the role of a traffic policeman, finally appeared.

(The traffic police and two passers-by in the original play were both played by Du Xiaoyu, but Su Zhe used three different actors)

In the small village, seeing his son's face appear on the TV, Ding's father and Ding's mother were extremely excited and shouted to a large group of relatives:

"Look, it's mediocre! He's on the Spring Festival Gala! ”

"He succeeded, he went to the Spring Festival Gala!"

Although Ding Xinping's role is very few, far less than that of Lu Jian and the old lady, in the eyes of relatives, being able to show his face on the Spring Festival Gala is a matter of honoring his ancestors.

Relatives and friends saw Ding Xinping's performance for the first time, so focused-

The traffic police asked strangely: "Auntie, what's the situation?" ”

The old lady thought that a savior had come, but she didn't see Hao Jianli lying on the ground behind her.

The audience was curious and expectant, and saw the old lady turn her head and finally found Hao Jian on the ground:

"Why did you still fall?"

[Haha, it's the opposite of Tiangang! 】

[Lying in the groove, God unfolded, rubbing hands expectantly. 】

As expected by the audience, the traffic police saw Hao Jianhe, who fell to the ground, and the bicycle that crashed the front wheel, and immediately made up the scene of the accident:

"Auntie, you're riding too fast. Drag racing! ”

The old lady instantly realized Hao Jian's indescribable pain:

"That's not my bike!"

Hao Jianli complained and misinterpreted her meaning:

"Your wife's bicycle can't be pedaled so fast, am I delaying your take-off?"

The old lady was so suffocated that she didn't know what to say, and the audience saw her expression and was completely laughed:

[I can't do it, the old lady is too miserable, Hao Jian is too good. 】

[Now the old lady realized Hao Jian's feelings. 】

Next, Hao Jian reproduced the old lady's performance one to one:

"My elbow...... It doesn't hurt. ”

"You can definitely go, but you have to go according to the meter."

"I flew over there, can I still salvage it?"

"I fly ten meters...... It's all at this time, is it meaningful to give me the truth of three meters and two meters? ”

The laughter of the audience became louder and louder, and the laughter at the scene was no longer reluctant, showing a really happy smile.

Not to mention the barrage, he was almost laughed to death by Hao Jian:

[In the old lady's imitation show, congratulations to the old lady for winning the second place. 】

[Hahaha, Hao Jian uses his own way to govern his body, is he Murong Fu? ] 】

And the old lady's collapse made the laughter break through even more decibels:

"What he said is my words!"

"That thing, whoever says it counts." Hao Jian was very proud.

Basically, the sketch ends here, and the tail behind it is for the review-

The traffic police recognized Hao Jian and explained the reason clearly.

The old lady remembered the truth and apologized to the good bit.

Hao Jian's sublimation theme should help people's hearts.

The audience understood the last dog's tail and discussed with great interest:

[Finally, there is a funny sketch! 】

[Su Zhe even brought the Spring Festival Gala, I was completely convinced. 】

[Now, I'm looking forward to his own appearance in "Not Bad Money"! ] This year's Spring Festival Gala was finally not in vain. 】

(End of chapter)